Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 1443 76. Oh, isn't this Her Royal Highness? I haven't seen you for a few days, why are you so young?

"Your symptoms are serious."

Dr. Bo Laike, who was dressed in a pirate costume, carefully examined the current bad situation of his trash colleague Gaboa, and quickly gave an accurate judgment based on his outstanding medical knowledge.

He rubbed his chin, and said with a long voice in the tone of an old Chinese doctor:

"It's hopeless, wait to die."

"Don't! Who doesn't know that you are a crumb pirate who works miracles!"

Gaboya hugged her big belly as if she was pregnant in October, and screamed:

"You must have a way, right? My amazing Lord Bu Laike, a mighty pirate like you will not sit idly by the tragedy of his partner.

I know you are the kindest.

Do you want me to lick your shoes before you are willing to help me, a poor wretch who does nothing? Do you really need me like this? Come! Put your shoes by my mouth!

Isn't it just licking!

I'm going all out! Lick now."

"Uh, calm down, my friend, I think you are a little bit crazy under the double torment of unrealized dreams and pain."

Dr. Bo Laike waved his palm and slapped Gaboa's face a few times in a round motion.

Only then did the old troll, who was already a little delirious, regain his sanity. Seeing that Gaboya had become crazy like this, the pirate also realized that this guy's situation really couldn't be delayed any longer.

He coughed a few times and said to the old troll:

"It's not that I don't help you, it's that I really don't know much about this field. We need professional people to do professional things, right? Speaking of the group of people who know the most about the power of Loa in this world, they don't know much about it. Who can stand up to the priests of Zandalaroa?

You should be looking for them. "

"It's too late!"

Gaboya shouted in despair:

"I can't wait to return to Zandalar Island, and this kind of behavior of grabbing the power of the loa has always been disgusted by those serious priests. I ran to ask for help, and I might be cut open by them.

Believe me, those loa priests can do this when they're mad.

I don't want to throw myself into a trap. "

"Hey, this is where you are stupid."

Bu Laike snapped his fingers proudly and said:

"If you want to find the loa priests, why go to Zandalar? I told you before, before you came to Northrend, a group of loa priests were already active in Zul'Drak.

They are the messengers of the Loa God sent by the dark prophet Zul to save Zuldak. Zul predicted that there will be disasters on this land.

He tried to get them all back to Zandalar before the local loa died out.

But it's a pity that the local situation is too complicated, and the priests from Zandalar are obviously not trusted by the Drakkari trolls, so until now, they have not achieved anything. "

Bu Laike smiled very reservedly, showing a smile that everything is under control, and said:

"The best thing is, they came to Zul'Dak or my people sent them, and now those priests are protected by the bears under my command, and the best of all, I just took over a crazy Dachshund The Snow Leopard Goddess Harkoa who was almost killed by the Kalai trolls.

Speaking of which, I told you to 'take care' of the proud Ms. Harkoa for me.

In the end, that's how you take care of it? "

The smelly pirate slapped Gaboa's swollen belly in dissatisfaction, and the old troll almost jumped up on the spot in pain.

He yelled aggrievedly:

"It's not that I don't care about what you ordered, you bastard, but Harkoa's temple is too far away from the front line. It's not like you don't know what kind of character His Majesty Lothar has. If I dare to sneak away, I will definitely be struck by Frostmourne." stabbed to death.

If it wasn't for my terrible situation, how could the ruthless Lich King give me a holiday?

You know, Lothar said if I couldn't find a way to free myself, he would love to 'free me' and become a death loa or something

hell!

That's not the future I want. "

"Tch, every piece of shit has a bunch of reasons for failure."

Bu Laike curled his lips, grabbed the hot air scimitar Gaboa put on the table, and walked out of the captain's cabin with the command sword of the Reaper. At the moment of leaving, Bu Laike turned back and said to Gaboa:

"You can agree to anything before, right? After you become a god, remember your promise. If you dare to refuse when I ask you for help in the future, hehe

If I can help you become a god, I will naturally be able to pull you down from the throne of God again.

Give me something to do with my orders from now on, bastard. "

"It's what you say."

Gaboya was too painful to refute, he said weakly:

"My dog's fate is in your hands, Boss Laike."

"That's about the same."

The pirate laughed and strode out of the captain's room.

As he drew out the hot air scimitar on the bow and swung it down fiercely, the Reaper immediately changed its direction and flew towards the border of Zul'Drak and Grizzly Hills through the clouds and fog.

Of course, during this process, I did not forget to stop at Nathanos' hunting lodge, and carry the seriously injured and dying Snow Leopard Goddess Hakeya onto the Reaper as a bargaining chip for a while.

"Hey, are you done?"

Through the curtain of the tent, Bu Laike yelled viciously towards the inside. This sudden disturbance without warning made the female elf's weird screaming instantly resound in the tent.

A few seconds later, Maris said weakly and angrily:

"Could you fucking pick a good time. You bastard, give us a few minutes."

A few minutes later, under Laike's weird stare with a smile on his face, Sylvanas Windrunner with flushed cheeks and lowered head, and Nathanos Marris who was wiping his face with a handkerchief came out.

The two legendary rangers have changed into chain armor for combat and brought the beasts with them.

It is worth noting that there is also a purple translucent snow leopard spirit beast under Cirvanas' feet, which is very powerful, but also very docile following its master.

This guy's name is Gudelia, and he is constantly grinning at Bu Laike, which actually represents the mood of its owner.

As for this purple spirit leopard, it is the offspring of the snow leopard goddess Hakea, basically equal to the relationship between Ursoc and Big Horn, but because Hakea itself is not considered a powerful loa, the strength of this snow leopard spirit beast is far behind. Not as powerful as the big horn.

"Ahem, you two, it's been a long time."

Bu Laike deliberately waved his pocket watch in front of their eyes, and said:

"A full four hours. How much do you two usually suppress yourself? Is this the state after lovers finally get married? Tsk tsk, Mother Windrunner is probably going to explode when she sees you looking so weak.

Sure enough, the normally indifferent Bingshan Goddess is actually the most sensitive of the three sisters, right? "

"enough!"

Shiva could not stand this kind of ridicule.

She gritted her teeth and stared at Bu Laike, new hatred and old hatred welled up together, and she was about to desperately draw out the elf sword. But in the next moment, a shining thorn knife wheel touched Shiva's neck.

Maiev appeared behind Windrunner's second sister, and put a hand on Shiva's shoulder.

She whispered:

"You have great potential, Cirvanas, but you haven't grown to the extreme yet. You may have found your own way of hunting and moved forward, but you should have the necessary respect for powerful forces.

I cannot allow you to unleash your weapon on a Luna Chosen.

calm down.

Otherwise, I'll help you calm down. "

"Who is this?"

Marius said to Bo Laike with a headache:

"Introduce me to this lady who can't be offended at first glance. Is she also your girlfriend?"

"No, she's my warden."

Bu Laike shrugged and said:

"Yes, I am the prisoner of my dear wife, I am imprisoned by her from body to mind."

"So, in addition to having an evil spirit girlfriend and a ghost first mate lover, do you also have a wife who is being married by a bright medium?"

Maris sighed and said:

"As expected of you, Bu Laike, speaking of which, why didn't you send me an invitation for the wedding?"

"Can't send it, you don't have that ability, you know that?"

Bu Laike waved his hand, motioning for Maiev to let go of Windrunner, and he said helplessly to Maris:

"Unless you can find a time travel machine in a nearby drawer, you can't go to my wedding. Yes, I didn't know that before, I was married before my ancestors were born .

I actually still have a wife in the case of prostitution everywhere.

Oh, what a sinful man I am.

OK, let's not talk about this. "

The pirate glanced at Shiva who suppressed his anger, pointed to the troll spaceship hovering at low altitude behind him, and said:

"Get on board, and when I finish my work, I will take you to meet His Majesty Lothar."

"Wait! Is there anything more important than seeing His Majesty Lothar?"

Nathanos' eyes lit up when he heard Lothar's name, and he asked back:

"Whether it is from the perspective of the Zul'Drak War or the mission of the alliance, we should grasp the key points, right?"

"It makes sense, but I decided to finish the matter at hand first."

The pirate snorted, pointed at the pirate spaceship and said:

"Then there is a weak 'god' waiting for me to help him complete the ascension ceremony. This is a rare big scene. Don't you plan to watch it?"

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An hour later, when Gaboa had been tormented by the conflict of divine power to the point where he was half dead, the Reaper finally landed staggeringly in the mountains bordering Zul'Drak and the Grizzly Hills.

As the black spaceship stopped in the valley under the wind, local bear warriors also rushed out of their lairs to watch the excitement.

They have seen a lot of ships that can sail in the sea, but this ship that sails in the sky is a rare western scene.

"Captain, you are finally back."

When the pirate stepped onto the deck, he saw his burly bear bodyguard, Tur Ragepaw, jumping up. The honest guy lowered his head to welcome Bo Laike, but the pirate stared wide-eyed and said:

"Why are you so big again? What good food did you eat while I was away? Tsk tsk, look at the divine power of the bear god flowing from your body.

This is to complete the promotion of Loa? "

"Hehe, it's still close."

Warrior Xiong scratched his head and gave the captain a naive smile, saying:

"But it's almost there. Those troll priests have been helping me straighten out the divine power from Nalorak during this time, so that the power of the wild bear can be more integrated with my body.

Lord Ursoc has also noticed my situation.

It sent an oracle to tell me that when I was ready to ascend, it would bring me into the Emerald Dream and help me become a loa under the orthodox nature. "

"Tsk tsk, people with backgrounds and connections are different."

Bu Laike sighed, and looked back at Gaboya, who was being carried out of the captain's cabin by a group of mummies, lying on a stretcher and moaning about to die of pain, he said in a drawn out voice:

"Some bastards are willing to risk their lives in order to become a loa god, but it turned out that you, bear warrior, are lucky, you have not been promoted yet, and the real demigod of the wilderness has arranged everything for you.

It's really infuriating.

This reincarnation is really a technical job, and I can't envy it. "

"Hey, maybe it's because I'm a fool, I'm a fool?"

Tull doesn't shy away from his good luck.

It was already chosen by Ursoc before it followed Bu Laike, and it was a matter of time before it was promoted after being arranged by the pirates to obtain the divine power of Nalorak, the god of wild bears, in the Battle of Dalaran.

For a simple and honest demigod like Ursoc, if his own way is not used to take care of his own people, should he take care of outsiders?

"Let's go and meet those troll priests."

The pirate snapped his fingers and led Tull down the hanging ladder. When he landed, Tull suddenly remembered something, and immediately reported to Bu Laike:

"Captain, a troll chick came a few days ago and took over the loa priests of Zandalar instead of those priests. That chick is so proud that people don't like it.

But she has a knack for it.

Inspired by just a few days of arrival, these tried-and-true priests are about to infiltrate dangerous Zul'Drak and save the poor gods before the maddened Frost King and the ghastly undead kill all the loa. down. "

Having said that, Tur said to Bo Laike with some embarrassment:

"We bears didn't intend to get involved in this, but we got word that Lennok, the bear god of the north, was also trapped by those damned frost trolls with their evil power.

The Temple of Wrathpaw has issued a call. The elder bears cannot allow the North Bear God to die at the hands of the trolls, so we must follow these trolls to Zul'Drak.

I know it's against your orders, but"

"It doesn't matter!"

The pirate waved his hand and said very generously:

"The original order is no longer in line with the current situation. Facing the new situation, it is natural to develop a new style of play. If you want to save Lennok, go save it.

But discuss Lennok's future with the trolls ahead of time. "

Bu Laike exhorts:

"Because the two brothers Ursoc and Usor have not yet been resurrected, and your loa promotion has not been completed, Grizzly Hills needs a giant bear loa to sit in charge.

In terms of emotion and reason, the bears in the north should stay in the north. If they run to the South China Sea, what kind of northern bears are they? "

"Ok."

Tull nodded seriously and said:

"I will tell the elders about this, captain, you are right, Rennok not only has troll followers, we bears have worshiped it for so many years, it cannot leave us alone.

But the undead."

Warrior Bear said in a low voice:

"Don't you really need to worry about them? The elders of the Temple of Wrathpaw have already seen the threat of the undead. They said that after the undead destroyed the frost troll, the next target is the bear man."

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible."

Bu Laike snorted and said:

"I use all my bad reputation to assure you that the undead will not be your enemy. This wave is the 'righteous undead', they exist only to deter evil and madness.

Well, look, here comes the chief of the trolls, and I say who it is. "

The pirate grinned, took a few steps forward, and made an audience salute to the young female troll who was riding a gorgeously decorated royal velociraptor and surrounded by a group of troll priests.

He cried out in a strange tone:

"I salute you, noble Princess Talanji! Did your father send you to Zuldak for gold plating? It seems that the rising troll empire will have a queen."

"you again!"

Princess Talanji, whom she had seen once on Zandalar Island, was sitting on the saddle of her beloved royal raptor. She pushed her gorgeous Zandalari-style crown, and looked down at the cloth with her big eyes. Laike.

She whispered:

"You bad pirate who blackmailed half of our treasury, how can we meet you everywhere? Also! What are you doing by bringing a hateful person who stole the power of the loa before us holy priests?"

Her Royal Highness the noble princess scolded:

"Are you going to sacrifice him in front of us? If so, I am happy to cooperate with this just act."

"No no no, I need you to heal my poor good-for-nothing friend Gaboa."

Bu Laike waved his hands solemnly and said:

"Not only do I want you to heal him, but I also want you to help him complete the god-ascension ceremony that he has been thinking of right here! I want you to create a 'pirate god' that belongs to the trolls with your own hands!

I also predicted that you will never refuse my exorbitant request, and you will do your best to fulfill my order. "

"Oh?"

Princess Talanji snorted and said:

"I know that Your Excellency Zuer admires your dark wisdom very much, and my father and king also told me that you are a rare and wonderful friend, and maintaining your goodwill is very important for my future life.

but i still want to ask

Why?

Why do you want us to break the ancient Zandalari taboo and help a bastard who has stolen power complete the god-ascension ceremony? "

"Good question!"

The pirate snapped his fingers and said:

"I guess, Zuer must have told you not to offend me before you left, but the young man is really impulsive in doing things regardless of the consequences. Come with me, and I will convince you with facts, proud little girl.

I'm also looking forward to seeing how you succumb to me in a moment. It will be interesting. "

(end of this chapter)