Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 1555 188. You can insult the personality of a madman, but you cannot insult the profession of a madman

The appearance of the four frigates of the Draenei completely established the victory of the Heroic Legion assault. Uh, this is not to say how sharp the Draenei's spaceship attack is. In fact, as a "peace-loving" race, the Draenei There are not enough offensive weapons installed on the human frigate.

However, although these four jewel spaceships can't shoot anything powerful, they have thick shields!

As an exiled race that has been chased by the Burning Legion among the stars for 25,000 years, the technology tree of the Draenei has undergone serious deviations over a long period of time.

Their great technicians basically filled up the spaceship shield technology, so that these old ships can escape from the legion's bombardment in critical moments.

And the shield system applied to Star Wars is also very good in the current Ulduar.

As soon as the four spaceships appeared on the stage, they were locked by the attacks of the remaining three mechanical temples because of their huge size, just like the four top-level Ts appearing in the sky, attacking 90% of the enemies in the chaotic airspace at once. attracted to the past.

All kinds of light beams from the Temple of Titan splashed ripples on the holy light shield of the Draenei spaceship, and there were also all kinds of strange streamers flying around in the air, just like the most gorgeous fireworks show. People are dizzying.

But on the battlefield at this time, except for heartless stinky pirates, probably no one would take the time to appreciate the beautiful fireworks in the sky.

The heroic spirits on the ground were marching forward, but there was no enemy fire interference in the sky, and the dragon army of the little star was even more unscrupulous. They used their dragon breath to help the heroic spirits clear the way on the ground.

Those black tree-like storm beacons were destroyed one after another, and the steel soldiers who had survived the dragon's breath and rushed to the front of the Heroic Spirit Legion would be directly run over by the furiously advancing Heroic Spirits.

In less than twenty minutes, the extremely fast heroic spirits crossed this large battle platform that was theoretically impossible to cross, and arrived at the real entrance of the front hall.

Of course, there is no shortage of gatekeepers in any important facility, and Ulduar, the city of titans, is no exception. Just when the Lord of War and the Great Guardian are using their super high authority to forcefully open the gate to the front hall Suddenly, a rush of alarms erupted on the war platform that had not subsided, accompanied by the huge movement of the earth and mountains.

Wang Li, the king of war, stepped back immediately, brandishing the lightning spear in his hand and roaring, throwing a dazzling thunder forward. While smashing the thick wall in front of him, he also smashed the front deck of the huge golden chariot rushing out from behind. Sparks flew.

The ear-piercing sound of the sharp blade rubbing against the metal caused all the mortal warriors present to cover their ears.

It's just noise pollution.

And a few seconds later, when the smoke cloud of energy collision dissipated, a huge mechanical chariot as high as the city wall of Stormwind, in the roar of four exhaust pipes swallowing huge black smoke, crushed everything He smashed through the broken wall and appeared in front of everyone.

"My God!"

The moment this thing appeared, the mechanical gnome craftsmen who went out with the army used their electronic vocal cords to scream excitedly like a pervert seeing a beautiful woman.

If it wasn't for the dwarves protecting them who were quick to pin these mad guys to the ground, these mechanical madmen would rush out desperately, trying to reach out and touch this mighty and domineering golden chariot before they crushed them. A brilliant creation of Titan engineering.

The shimmering figure of Bu Laike fell from the sky, landing on the shoulders of the ready war king.

Although he is an "engineering idiot", Bu Laike is still very interested in the mighty Titan chariot in front of him. After all, that man doesn't like such a war machine full of sci-fi style?

This thing is much cooler than the steam tanks of the dwarves.

There is no rough trace of riveting on the golden Titan iron shell. It is cast in one piece at first glance, with a thick muzzle, a majestic shield generator and a very cool front armor. It is a pity that the titan on the armor The head had been sliced ​​across the face by one of Odin's spear thrusts.

But this little battle damage doesn't matter, and looking at the steel wheels of this thing that can easily crush ten tauren is enough to make people fascinated.

This is a great toy for men.

"Undoubtedly, Mimiron's artifact of war."

Odin's one-eyed was serious, and he said to Raiden who was calling for lightning to bless all the heroes and warriors:

"I remember that before I was exiled, Mimiron had been obsessed with designing a complete set of weapon systems that could adapt to any battlefield, and the good news is that he seemed to be successful.

The bad news is that guy is using this thing against us. "

"No, this is just a trial work."

Laike, the cloth on Odin's shoulders, immediately corrected:

"Look, it still has Mimiron's prototype stamp on the hood.

That guy 'recycled' this thing in the dismantling plant. I saw it in the prophecy. There is another 'big toy' that Mimiron made for himself in the dismantling plant.

But here is an opportunity. "

Pirate suggested:

"Any mechanical creation in Ulduar is connected to Mimiron's laboratory, maybe you can try to talk to the guardian of wisdom, we may be able to 'persuade' him to get out of the way?

As far as I know, Mimiron should be one of the few guys in Ulduar whose mind has not been corrupted by the void.

He had simply gone mad because of a lab accident. "

"Enable the joke protocol: Is that why you enjoy talking to lunatics so much? Is it because you have a special sense of belonging with them?"

The Holy Mother of Purity, who had been treating the wounded soldiers in silence since the beginning of the war, suddenly complained, making the pirates widen their eyes and making the serious King of War and the Great Guardian grin.

"Hey, what you said is too vicious. It seems that the nourishment of love has opened up the brain of the machine."

The pirate immediately retaliated, but the Virgin of Purity immediately put on an expression of "disdain to argue with you", which made Bo Laike's sharp teeth nowhere to be used.

The stinky pirate could only look at Raiden, and shouted to the guardian angrily:

"Master Leiden, take care of your woman!"

Lyden pretended he didn't hear it. He took a few steps forward, showed his authority to the roaring golden chariot in front of him, and was ready to launch a destructive attack at any time, and then shouted to it:

"Mimiron, my brother, Odin and I came to rescue the land of creation shrouded in darkness. I know you are still awake. Let your creation get out of the way. You can purify this holy place with us."

"Huh? Who? Odin? That bastard is back? What the hell!"

In the next instant, a loud and sharp sound sounded in the golden chariot, accompanied by a strange sound like a disturbed electromagnetic signal, a Titan projection appeared above the chariot.

In the lifelike holographic projection, what appeared was not a rock or metal titan of the same style as Raiden and Odin, but instead, what appeared there was a guy like a chubby mechanical dwarf.

His head is just a ball dotted with electronic eyes, and clumsy mechanical eyebrows have been made on it, which looks weird no matter how you look.

When this guy appeared, the mechanical gnomes and gnomes who came with the Heroic Spirit Legion suddenly became noisy, stemming from the guidance and summoning in the blood, making them realize that this guy in front of them is their creator.

Or it can be called the god of dwarves, the god of creators or something like that.

"Go Titan! Mimiron, my brother, how did you become like this?"

Lyden was also taken aback by Mimiron's "new image". He immediately realized that there must be something wrong with it. He asked with pain and concern:

"Did Yogg-Saron do it? What did it do to you?"

"Ah, no, no, this has nothing to do with the damned Old Gods, it's my experiment that went wrong.

To put it simply, a villain tampered with my laboratory energy device, which not only caused me to blow myself up when I turned it on, but also caused my shocking "World Heart Big Bomb" experiment to be suspended. "

Mimiron in the form of the mechanical gnome looked abnormal. When he talked about his tragedy, he felt no pain, and his noisy and angry appearance looked like a complete neuropathy.

He screamed exaggeratedly:

"But I know who did it, it must be that bastard Loken! He thought I didn't know about his relationship with that wanton vrykul woman, but in fact I gave each of you rooms a long time ago. Secretly installed a camera!

Yes, I know all of you dark little secrets

But that's not the point!

The point is that you came too late.

Crazy Odin and the missing Raiden, 49 hours ago, Yogg Saron began to attack its cage, and now the cage's damage has reached 76% close to the cordon!

I'm about to start my amazing new invention!

I want to detonate all the energy devices of the entire furnace of will and the spark of wisdom at once. According to my calculations, we have an 87.54% probability of killing Yogg-Saron in its cage.

Of course, this will trigger a fairly serious geological disaster, and the entire Northrend continent will have a 99.93% probability of being blown to pieces, but it is necessary

what!

Who is that woman over there?

Why haven't I seen it?

Hi, hello, beauty.

Need me to help you repair the internal energy circulation module? I detect an unexpected activation of your emotional circuits, and you may be sick. "

"Activate Dirty Talking Protocol: Hello, Mimiron, your mental state is undeniably abnormal and needs to be corrected as much as your dirty tone of voice.

Let me introduce myself, my name is Our Lady of Purity, and I am the Guardian Physician shaped by the Pantheon. "

The Virgin of Purity did not know where to take out a large and excessive mechanical wrench and syringe. She said to Mimiron's phantom in front of her:

"If you can calm down, then I don't mind helping you heal."

"Injections? My God, what a backward treatment method."

Mimiron clutched his chubby belly, and let out the sharp laughter that is the signature of dwarfs. His expression was exactly the same as that of neurotic dwarves.

No more blood tests.

It looks like it's real.

"You can't do this. You can't talk like this with a lunatic. Come on, leave it to me. I'm a professional in this area."

Bo Laike coughed to stop the eerie chatter among the Guardians, took a deep breath, and shouted to Mimiron's vision:

"Hey, Mimiron, I've heard that you are a first-class engineer among the stars. The wisdom from Norgannon and the dexterity bestowed by Khazgoroth himself make all your creations amazing."

"Ha, this stupid flesh and blood creature has some knowledge, yes, it's me!"

Mimiron crossed his hips triumphantly, raised his funny steel eyebrows, laughed loudly and said:

"All my creations are amazing masterpieces! Including the energy radiation bomb that I spent a few minutes designing yesterday, you will see it soon, and I will use it to blow you all to the sky!

I won't let idiots interfere with my experiments again. "

"But with all due respect, what you make is a load of crap!"

Bu Laike changed the subject and began to mock Mimiron's creation. He cursed:

"I showed your creation to a friend of mine, and guess what it said?

It says that your mind is full of obsolete and useless garbage designs, and all your creations are not worth mentioning, and they are not even worthy of being examined by it. It is as disgusting as the excrement of demon hounds.

It also says that Titan Engineering has come to an end, but the future of Fel Engineering is limitless. It says that you are an out-and-out third-rate designer and a poor creator.

It says that all your creations have but one merit!

That is, it doesn't waste any time to dismantle it.

Oh, by the way, it also asked me to bring you a sentence, saying that I suggest you give up your career as an engineer and switch to selling children's toys.

It says that the toys you make will be very popular with children. Of course, you can only sell them to children under the age of 8, because children over the age of 8 will know how stupid your creations are.

uh, are you mad?

I'm sorry, but that's not what I said, I'm just paraphrasing what my friend said. Of course, it doesn't seem to me that there's anything wrong with what it says about you. "

While talking, the pirate put on a picky expression, pointed at the golden chariot carrying Mimiron's phantom in front of him, and said:

"Look at the design, old wheeled construction, meager 330mm firepower, poor power generator layout and sadly underpowered Titan engine.

This is the ultimate failure of all failed designs rolled into one.

Oh, are you getting old? "

"Damn it! Mortal, you're challenging an engineer's last line! Get your damn friend over here! I'm going to smash its stupid head out with my awesome Multi-Titan Wrench.

Until then, I'll have its vicious tongue out! "

Mimiron was furious.

His electronic eyes flashed a fiery red light, which meant that he had lost his mind a little bit, and the golden chariot was also starting. It seemed that Mimiron was planning to physically destroy these guys.

But in the next moment, Bu Laike snapped his fingers, and the Shadowsong, which was hovering and bombarding in the sky, roared and flew towards, quietly hovering in front of the golden chariot.

Bu Laike shouted:

"Did you think my friend was talking nonsense? No, it wasn't.

It asked me to bring the hunter airship it took a few minutes to design and build, just to show you what a real shocker is! What is the real crystallization of engineering.

If you're up for my friend's engineering feat challenge, open the way!

It's up to you to taste this ship, and then I will arrange a special time for you to learn from each other. "

Mimiron didn't answer immediately, but shot a scanning beam from the golden chariot, scanning the Shadowsong from the beginning to the end. After a few seconds, Mimiron's anger faded away.

He commented professionally:

"It's a crap ship with all the weapons in it! The ship I designed with my third toe is 10,000 times better than it was designed.

But this ship looks pretty good in the eyes of you idiots.

Well, mortal, you and your evil friend managed to get my attention.

Now tell me, what's your friend's name? I'm going to get ready, after I kill Yogg-Saron, to hit him in the face with my wrench! "

"Uh, it's called Jingaros, the apocalypse engineer of the Burning Legion, all the starships of the devil are designed by it, and it liked to drink and brag with me in a devil bar.

But it has been very busy recently, and it has taken on a big job and is working in the laboratory of Argus World.

So you may have to go there yourself, but don't worry, I'll pay for your boat ticket. "

Bu Laike squinted at Odin and said the name of his "friend".

The Lord of War saw Mimiron yelling to get the golden chariot out of the way, and at the same time shut down all the weapon systems in the front hall. Odin also had to obey Laike's astonishing mouth at this very moment.

He gave the pirate a thumbs up, then swung his spear, and the Heroic Legion moved on.

But in the next second, Mimiron's shout sounded.

The Guardian of Wisdom warned in a grim voice:

"I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!

Don't think you can fool me with your tricks, the damage rate of Yogg-Saron's cage has reached 80%! Three-level plan response! The "Doomsday Battle" system is online!

The countdown to the destruction of the continental shelf is 12 hours!

I'll give you a little time to show what you're capable of, and if you can clean up the filth of the Old Gods before it's too late, then I'll give up on my plan to explode.

If you can't do it.

Then brace yourself for a devastating onslaught, folks! "

(end of this chapter)