Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 1738 106. The Chaotic Evil God and His Chosen Ones 【Additional 1120】

"What's broken! Tell me, don't hide it, it's boring."

When the pirate walked out of the tree of life with a bottle of wine in his hand with a contented expression, the little Xingxing who was following him still persisted in asking what happened just now.

His Royal Highness Blue Dragon's life reshaping has been cancelled, it was just a punishment joke after all.

And this time, Little Xingxing was very excited, because she overheard the secrets of the gods, and she knew that the gods not only have the power to move mountains and fill the seas, but also need a perfect container to carry their cosmic soul.

Not only that, but she also overheard that there are many worlds that can give birth to perfect containers hidden in this devastated star, which was admitted by the Titan himself.

Of course, the coordinates of these planets are now known only to Laike.

Little Xingxing rolled her eyes and wanted to catch Laike's words, but how could her little tricks be a match for the Silent One and Lord Moonshadow?

After repeated attempts to no avail, Little Xingxing decisively changed his style of play, instead of asking about the secrets of the world of the gods, he asked about another thing that Bu Laike and the Life Titan just said.

"You let her listen, Master Eonar seemed to be frightened, and drove us out, she said that she wanted to discuss this event with her brothers that would affect the physical stars and all the realms of force.

But I didn't hear anything! "

Little Xingxing grabbed the pirate's wrist and swung it back and forth like a little girl eager for candy. She scolded dissatisfiedly:

"Hey, it's boring to hide like this! Just tell me, what's going on, can you tell me?"

"not good."

The pirate took a sip of wine, glanced at Little Xingxing, and said:

"Don't ask if you shouldn't, you little fool, I don't tell you to protect you and this poor world. Don't think I don't know, you always like to turn the secrets you know into some small 'reminders' mixed Use it in your autobiography to show off your 'know it all' to others.

I heard that spies from various countries have arranged for people to sneak into the "Little Star Book Club" to work with those nagging guys to solve the secrets in your autobiography.

It's okay to make small fights in the past, but this time it's different.

You're hiding a nuke in your book. You don't need to know what a nuke is, you just need to know it's dangerous. "

"But tell me!"

Little Xingxing bit her lip and threw herself on Bo Laike's shoulder like a monkey. She shook her body and whispered in the pirate's ear:

"I promise, I will hide it a little deeper this time, and I will definitely not let them find it so easily.

And how interesting this matter is, if you think about it, a matter that affects the entire material star, those keen people need to read an autobiography of a dragon hero to understand, this sounds very interesting, right?

Are you not a messer?

There's a part of you that craves to have fun, right? Come with me, captain, dear captain~ Be good, let's play this game, shall we? "

"Ok"

The pirate tilted his head, rubbed his chin, and said:

"Listening to you, this is indeed a great idea, and I'm really eager to try it.

But a secret is a secret. There are no free secrets in this world. You have to get something that surprises me before I tell you these things.

Just give you six hours.

By midnight today.

If you can surprise me, I will tell you the whole story of this terrible event, and help you complete those tantalizing "little secrets" in your autobiography.

Go, go, don't bother me anymore, what does your monkey-like posture look like now? As a servant of the gods, I feel that your appearance is too embarrassing to me.

real. "

Amidst the dissatisfied screams of the little star grinning and stomping his feet, Bu Laike laughed and carried the wine bottle and wobbled towards the super-large celebration scene in the Mystery Academy ahead.

It was a blast there.

Under the state of "carnival" deliberately imposed by Lord Silencer, all those who survived have become part of the "Happy Ocean". Even Emperor Varian, the poor man who escaped from death, was raped by a group of veterans. The child is pressed on the seat and pours wine and vegetables, which will be ecstatic and hugging and kissing a passionate elf hiding under the overturned table.

Bo Laike squinted his eyes and glanced, stunned to find that the damned Varian had hooked up with his favorite student.

I said

Valeera, what's the matter with you?

I have worked so hard to change your fate, but you turned into a watcher and ended up with Varian, okay, okay, alright, although alcohol has the effect, it seems that this should be fate's "self-correction" "Are.

That being the case, in the face of such a beautiful event, how can Lord Moon Shadow stand by?

He raised his head, gulped down the wine in the bottle, smashed the glass bottle on the ground, wiped his lips and rubbed his hands, and threw it at Varian and Valeera who were hugging each other. A cloud of truth thoughts passed.

Since you want to pursue excitement, then follow through to the end.

In the grin of Braike who saw that the funeral was not too big, Valeera Sangunar, who had already started to sober up and wanted to push Varian away, suddenly lost his eyes, picked up the human emperor with his backhand, and left with a precise flicker. After leaving the celebration site, he kicked open the door of the dormitory of the Mystic Academy, and rushed in, dragging the dazed Varian.

The pirate pricked up his ears, and he could still hear armor hitting the ground and the beastly sounds of men and women.

This made him show a smile full of interest, and then looked around mischievously, throwing out the same Slaanesh-like truth thoughts with his hands again and again, adding a lot of "exotic hotness" to this already very hot celebration.

Victims include, but are not limited to, the big sister and little sister of the Windrunner and their human boyfriends, Archbishop Mograine of the Legion of the Holy Light and his little hoof adjutant, the wild female orc and her dried tofu human male favorite, and some The little hoof garrison officer who was drunk and the paladins around them were equally drunk.

Bu Laike is like the "Messenger of Slaanesh", walking around the lively celebration with a wine bottle, and when he meets someone who looks pleasing to the eye, he throws a cloud of truth thoughts and goes to "knot the knot".

When encountering those who are not pleasing to the eye, they also throw out a cloud of Slaanesh thoughts.

After all, in such a lively event, besides humans, elves and draenei, troll girls and green skin girls must also be taken care of, right?

He also saw an eloquent bragging human paladin, and planned to give that guy some buffs.

But seeing the two elves surrounding the bastard, a dwarf, a greenskin and a draenei vindicator looking at him adoringly, Bo Laike knew that this guy was a veteran.

He can rely on his "male charm" to get the females around him without his own help.

If Laike remembers correctly, this paladin who can brag, drink and flirt should be called "Marcus"?

I heard that he also has a blue dragon lover, that is, the blue dragon girl Eldagosa who almost developed a one-night stand with Laike and is very good at talking dirty jokes.

"Tsk tsk, the Kingdom of Lordaeron should use Marcus, the gun king, as a strategic weapon, and send him out to hook up with high-level women when they encounter any power that refuses to obey.

This winning rate is absolutely 100%.

What a horrible man. "

With an inexplicable awe, Braike raised the wine glass in his hand to His Excellency Cannon King. The latter laughed and hugged the elf next to him, took a bite, and raised his wine glass to respond to the pirate. congratulations.

That's nothing to be jealous of.

Judging from the injuries on Marcus's body, it is clear that this guy must have walked through hell before crawling back to the world.

He's a warrior, and this is the life a warrior deserves.

The pirate walked around a few more times humming a little tune from his hometown, and finally saw a seat on the edge of the celebration square, where his two brothers were drinking the wine of victory.

Bo Laike winked and smashed the empty wine bottle on the shiny forehead of a noisy dwarf engineer who was rolling up his sleeves and trying to trouble Marcus.

The guy screamed and fell to the ground. The wine in his hand accidentally splashed on the wound of the orc warrior who was bragging next to him, causing the green skin to jump up with a groan, and stepped on the five fans who had already drank. Dao fell to the face of the sleeping human warrior on the ground.

It's a lot of fun now.

In a few seconds, a big fight broke out in this celebration.

The tauren warrior smashed two chairs on the head of the pandaren next to him. The drunken dwarf took out his musket and fired into the sky. The hot bullet casings ruined the draenei's wine, and even the most elegant elves He also picked up the wine bottle and smashed it on the hateful face of the troll next to him.

"Hahaha, that's it, that's how it should be!"

Braike laughed wildly and carried a folded stool to "kill from left to right", overturned several guys blocking the way, and snatched an unopened bottle of good wine from the broken man with a face full of flowers on the ground, and bit it off with his teeth. Cork, staggeringly walked to Shaw and Nathanos in the frenzied background of the intensifying brawl behind him.

He kicked over the dwarf warrior beside him, pulled a chair and sat at the table, looked at Maris, and then at Shaw.

He squeezed his eyes and raised his glass and said:

"Come on, let's drink to your survival, honestly, I'm ready for you all to die on the battlefield, I'm ready to go to the world of the dead and bring you back.

Fortunately, you are strong enough to save me the trouble of running back and forth. "

"Hey, can't you say something good?"

After Maris punched Boo Laike and clinked glasses with him again, he squinted at Boo Laike and said in a drawn out voice:

"Oh, oh, I was wrong, my dear Lord God, I shouldn't be so presumptuous, I accidentally touched your noble body, do you need me to repent now?"

"Now that you know your arrogance, why don't you kneel down and kowtow to me, to pray that I won't send down the wrath of the gods and send you and your elf lover to hell?"

The pirate snorted and said arrogantly:

"It's enough of you rude mortals, look at what's going on in the back, it's so annoying!"

As he spoke, Bu Laike waved his hand outward, and the "Super Sheep Changing Technique" took effect in an instant and enveloped all the bastards who participated in the chaos.

He turned humans, dwarves, gnomes, night elves, and draenei into barking dogs, and orcs, tauren, trolls, and Quel'Thalas and Shal'dorei Running piggy.

After completing this miraculous operation, the pirate leaned back on his chair, picked up his pipe, stretched his body in the smoke and said:

"Ah, look, the whole world is quiet now."

"Uh, I suspect I'm drunk."

Amidst the chaotic alliance dogs and tribal pigs biting each other, Xieyan, who was holding the wine bottle, rubbed his one eye, and complained to Zalak, the troll who was standing still with a bloody folding stool beside him. :

"How did I turn into a pig dog all of a sudden? Is my last eye blind too? This must be because I'm drunk, damn it. I need to drink more."

"Idiot, it's the captain! It's our invincible captain god!"

Kanresad, who was also drunk, kicked the nonsense Xieyan's butt, kicked the bastard to the ground and made another kick. Then he threw away the bottle and staggered towards the pirate. Prepare to kneel down to your great god, and then sing praises.

But even though he tried so hard, he still lost to another guy.

How could fat Warchief Red miss such an opportunity for flattery?

After seeing the blood-fueled brawl turned into a dog-dog mess, Red immediately flew over, hugged Laike's boots, and yelled:

"Ah, behold, come the two saviors of the world, the only wonder of Azeroth, the ruler of the stars and the earth, the sea and the sky, the god of gods, the evil of all evils, the blood of all blood.

Allow me to follow you humbly, great darkness over the stars, supreme shadow under the moonlight, allow me to offer you my allegiance and my soul. "

"Damn"! X3

The drunk trio of warlocks immediately got angry after hearing Red's cry. Who could bear this kind of "glory" opportunity to be snatched by a fat orc?

"beat him!"

Xieyan, staring at the shoe prints all over his body, stood up, picked up his dog fight and rushed up, the three warlocks dragged the fat pig-like Reid to the side and started kicking the dog in circles.

The little murloc was waving a tattered murloc banner to cheer them on.

Seeing this scene, Bu Laike laughed out loud, and like a divine favor, he withdrew the "Super Sheep Changing Technique" and changed the bastards behind him back to their previous appearance.

And threw a whole bunch of thoughts of truth that tampered with their memories and made them play music and dance.

"Let's go and change places."

Shaw shrugged his shoulders, touched his heart, and helped Bu Laike, who was immersed in the carnival as if drunk, to stand up, and he said:

"Change to a quieter place and listen to you say the heavy pain in your heart. You don't have to hide it in front of us. Only by turning your sadness into tears can you fill in more happiness and beauty."

"Shut up! This is your punishment for overstepping! Bad Xiaoer."

Bu Laike picked up the wine bottle and smashed it on Shaw's forehead, the bottle shattered, but the master assassin just shrugged his shoulders, such a small attack was not enough to make his skin bleed, and it didn't even hurt much.

"I have no pain!"

The pirate yelled drunkenly:

"I just want to have my fun. God, what's wrong with this damn world? Isn't a chaotic pirate allowed to enjoy this victorious heist?"

"You know, we are your god's choice?"

Nathanos on the other side also stepped forward to support the pirate's arm. He and Shaw forcefully lifted the screaming Bo Laike and walked towards the last lake of Mac'Aree.

While walking, Marius said to the drunken Bo Laike:

"Our spirits are connected to your divinity, Laike.

We can feel your joy, your joy, your strength and your longing, and of course we can also feel your emptiness, your pain, your loss and your sorrow. "

The trio of warlocks who were beating up Reid dropped the things in their hands, and they also leaned over, wiped the blood from the corners of their mouths with Xieyan, and whispered:

"I've never felt you in such pain, Captain, it's like losing your own world, like losing your own ship."

"You must love Lady Maiev very much"

Biting his lip, the skinny boy hugged Bo Laike's kicking legs in the air, and said:

"When you lose her, it's like the moonlight among the stars is dimmed."

"Every star weeps for you, Captain."

Zarak picked up the pirate's waist from behind, and the giant magician who was once a loa priest said softly:

"I can't find a poem, not even in the Zandalari lore tablet, to describe your despair when you bid her farewell."

"Ah, I can't feel those delicate and beautiful emotions. After all, I'm just a cruel and ruthless orc chieftain, and I was lucky to follow an extremely powerful God of Darkness in my confused life.

My heart is filled with gratitude that I can do all things for my God. "

Red, whose face was covered with blood, got up from the ground, and took out a case of good wine from his pocket like a thief. He winked and said:

"But perhaps it's time to get drunk, Captain."

"Quack!"

The little murloc jumped onto the shoulder of the quiet Bo Laike, and waved the murloc flag in his hand towards the lake. It watched the chosen ones walking forward with their tearful God of Silence on their shoulders.

It turned its head and lay on Laike's cheek, took out the handkerchief left by Ms. Maiev from the pocket, and helped its owner dry the tears, but it couldn't be wiped clean.

Ugh.

The little murloc was about to cry.

After all, who isn't a God's Chosen?

(end of this chapter)