Become a legend in Hong Kong

"Open the door!"

"Brother Jie, open the door quickly. Don't play with snakes at night. Things on my side are more urgent!"

It was a dark and windy night. In front of the Liao Mansion, Ji Dian was holding a cattail leaf fan with one hand and banging the door with the other. If he hadn't been worried that he would be beaten into a pig's head if he rushed in directly, he would have kicked the door open.

"MD, you bastard, why don't you look at what time it is now? Don't your neighbors have to go to work tomorrow?"

In the middle of the night, a ghost knocked on the door. An honest person like Liao Wenjie couldn't help but cursed. He picked up his belt and ran to the door. He kicked the two door panels and Jidian flew out.

"You're a lunatic. Even if you don't care during the day, you still come to disturb people's dreams at night. Are you going to convert three people from the Ninth World, or am I going to convert three people from the Ninth World?" Liao Wenjie jumped on the door panel, furious, and continued. Jumped several times.

The ghost under the door was crying like a wolf, shouting and saying: "Brother Jie, something big happened, otherwise I wouldn't come to you now."

"How much more important is it for a poor Taoist to suppress demons and wait for the opportunity to comprehend the supreme yin and yang avenue?"

Liao Wenjie said angrily: "Let me tell you, if I don't live forever in the future, you, the Dragon Subduing Arhat, will be fully responsible. Even if you sell your golden body, you will still find a way to compensate for my immortality."

"Stop making trouble, the situation is really serious!"

Ji Dian pushed open the door panel on his body, picked up the cattail leaf fan and fanned it: "It was discovered that Fuhu secretly went down to the realm. The people above sent a plague in the city. How many people were injured and how many people died? All the sins will be placed on him. On one person.”

Liao Wenjie: "..."

It's rare to see such evil-hearted gods. Even though the previous Jianglong looked aloof when compared to others, compared with them, he was like a little white flower.

"Fuhu has gone back to confess his crime. The current situation is that the plague has begun to spread, and many people will definitely die."

Ji Dian grabbed Liao Wenjie's wrist: "I've calculated it. You have a way to handle it. Don't tell me that you decided to sit back and watch."

"So I said, are you here to save people or to harm people? Why do you feel that without you, the world will be peaceful for at least a few hundred years?" Liao Wenjie complained, and his body disappeared on the spot.

After a while, the wind started to rise, thunder exploded into a white chain in the dark clouds, and a sudden rain came, dispersing the heat rising from the ground.

Ji Dian held up the two door panels and bathed in the rain. He opened his mouth to taste the saltiness and smacked his lips and said: "What a powerful rain. It can drive away evil spirits, heal wounds, and defeat the plague. It is also large in quantity. I would like to call it 'timely rain.' Liao Wenjie."

Uh-huh!

Liao Wenjie appeared panting heavily. Although he was a Dragon King, he was seriously lacking in water. He used the small movement technique of the Three Realms to rush to the riverside, drank water first and then rained down. This was the reason for the huge thunderstorm covering an astonishing area.

The reason for the serious consumption is mainly due to the effect of the 'spring breeze turning into rain' to exorcise evil spirits. Milking a whole city of people in one breath is more tiring than fighting ten Fahai in a row.

No way, if you become like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to suppress the monsters when you go back!

"Brother Jie, I knew you were the most reliable at doing things." Jidian came forward, holding his heart with both hands, looking shy and adoring.

It's very shabby.

"MD, you are a bastard who eats people's food and does not do anything for others. You are wreaking havoc every day. Please do a good job and kill Jin. Please let everyone live!"

Liao Wenjie gasped and said, as long as Ji Dian is willing to return to heaven, he will take care of the three ninth worlds.

The evil man Yuan Batian of the ninth generation was crushed to death, and his soul was scattered without an afterlife; the ninth generation Pheasant Xiaoyu bought Yichun Courtyard and let her be the proprietress, and then introduced a few strong and honest people to her, and from then on the rich woman became happy; the ninth generation The beggar Zhu Dachang established the Beggar Gang and supported him as the gang leader. He taught him the Sleeping Arhat Boxing in his dream and trained him to become a great hero.

Isn’t this done?

After finishing complaining, Liao Wenjie took a deep breath and knew that things were not that simple. It was up to Jiang Long to break the disaster, and the others could only provide assists and not take the lead.

"No, brother, this time it's Fuhu's fault... That's not right. Fuhu is also a victim. The key is that the gods above don't regard humans as human beings."

"Stop talking, I'll call you big brother from now on. Just do your best and get the three people from the Ninth World over as soon as possible. If this situation continues, it's hard to say whether the city of Hangzhou will be able to bear it. Anyway, Pindao won't be able to bear it."

Liao Wenjie raised his hand to hold the wall of the hospital and reminded: "You came in time, but you are also a few steps late. The plague has dispersed. I can only ensure that the rain has dispersed most of it, but tomorrow there will definitely be unlucky people with headaches, brain fever, diarrhea and diarrhea in the city. .”

"What will happen? Many people will die?"

"That's not bad, but it will taste very strong."

"..."

…

The next day, as Liao Wenjie said, pedestrians walking on the street covered their faces and more than half of the shops on both sides were closed. As Ji Dian walked on the road, he would hear a sphincter wail from time to time, followed by the screams of passers-by. Cursed.

The security hall has also been closed. According to rumors, Doctor Liao was also unfortunately infected and is now recuperating at home.

"The plague turns into a stomachache, and it's a bloody gain!"

Looking at the unfortunate guys holding their stomachs and looking embarrassed, Ji Dian nodded with satisfaction and pulled out his new disciple Zhu Dachang from behind the wall.

The life of the ninth beggar was too low. Jidian tried several times but failed to restore his self-esteem. He decided to change his approach and accepted him as a disciple. He took him with him and disciplined him strictly, and cultivated him into a good monk by example.

Although as a master he smokes, drinks, perms his hair and likes to eat meat, it doesn't matter, Jidian knows that he is a serious monk.

"Dazhong, since you have become my disciple, I must first establish rules for you to prevent you from breaking any taboos." Ji Dian picked up the wine gourd and took a sip: "We are monks, we have rules. There are many, and there are many taboos, but these are just means, and the purpose is to calm down and have no thoughts. You are still just a lay disciple. You have just started, and your concentration is not strong enough. As a teacher, I won’t teach you so many rules. Let’s start with a simpler one. .”

"Master, it's up to you to decide. Anyway, I don't dare to say, and I don't dare to ask." Zhu Dachang whispered. He had doubts before, and then he was beaten.

At this moment, Zhu Dachang was wearing the monk's robes of a young novice monk, with messy long hair that looked nondescript.

You can tell by looking at the shape that it is the same model as Jidian.

"Dazhong, listen to me. From today on, your identity is no longer a beggar, you are a monk." Ji Dian's eyes widened as he looked at Zhu Dachang and shook his head to retort, raising his hand and clenching his fist. .

"Gudu!"

Zhu Dachang nodded repeatedly: "Okay, Master, I understand, I am not a beggar, I am..."

"Get out of the way, you stinking beggar."

The three pedestrians ran past quickly, holding their stomachs, looking anxiously as if they were looking for the five people in the grass or a corner. When they shouted at them, Da Zhong immediately nodded and bowed, and stepped aside obediently.

"Damn it, you piece of shit, I've never been so respectful to Master."

Ji Dian's face became angry when he saw it. He glared at the backs of the three trotting away, and waved the cattail leaf fan violently in his hand.

The fire started, and the buttocks of the three pedestrians were smoking. The sparks ignited, causing them to howl like ghosts and foxes.

Achieved the title of ‘stock roasting expert’.

The fire was a fake fire, just a cover-up, but the three pedestrians didn't know it. They really thought their pants were on fire. In panic, they couldn't control the cramps in their abdomen and threw themselves on the street, initially achieving social death.

That is to say, everyone is the same today, otherwise it will definitely be popular for a while.

"Dazhong, come here, let's continue."

After calming down the three troublemakers, Ji Dian waved to Zhu Dachang to come closer. There was a good baby he wanted to show him.

Zhu Dachang shook his head repeatedly. He had been fooled once and knew that he would definitely be beaten in the past.

"The Great Sage Subduing the Dragon and Equaling the Heavens, the Supreme Overlord has arrived!"

Hearing a shout in the distance, Ji Dian looked over with questions on his forehead. He thought he had met an acquaintance, but it turned out to be a fake Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, two slender rat beards, and a thief-like face. At first glance, he is not a good person.

But it doesn't matter, God is fair and closed a door for Taoist Rat Beard, and also specially added a lock on the door.

The rat-bearded Taoist priest has a big green mark on his face. In this way, when people first see the hairy green mark on his face, they will subconsciously ignore his evil eyebrows and rat eyes.

"Fellow folks, please listen to me. This time the whole city has diarrhea, it is actually a plague. We must not take it lightly."

The rat-bearded Taoist priest walked on the street, rang the bell, and started telling lies: "Last night, I set foot in the west to negotiate with the Jade Emperor. As long as you gather a thousand taels of silver for me, I will perform a ritual and I can do it for you." You eliminate disasters and resolve..."

"I can't even lie to anyone. I'm far worse than Brother Jie."

Ji Dian looked disdainful. No one would believe such a lie.

However, it was not the case. The passers-by on the street thought it was reasonable and surrounded the rat-bearded Taoist priest to ask. After some haggling, they wanted to cut the amount to ten taels.

"My life will be shortened by ten years if I perform this ritual. That's ten years. You want to send me away with ten taels of silver. Do you look down on the Jade Emperor, or do you look down on me?"

"You are deceiving the public with your evil words. Judging from your gibbering, you must have a crooked penis!"

Ji Dian lamented how ugly human nature is, and roughly understood why the Buddha wanted him to reincarnate in the human world. He waved his cattail leaf fan twice in succession, which caused two more green marks on the rat-bearded Taoist priest's face, forming a three-legged and stable situation.

I thought that in this way, the onlookers would disperse soon after seeing the retribution, but the rat-bearded Taoist priest wailed and cried bitterly, indicating that the Jade Emperor had punished him, and no one could be missing a thousand taels of silver.

In addition, you have to find someone to die, which is called sacrificing to the gods!

While Ji Dian was stunned, No. 100 people rushed to Yixiangyuan and selected the best candidate to worship the god, the ninth generation Pheasant Xiaoyu.

"Damn it, if you say there's no arrangement here, I won't believe it even to death."

Ji Dian spat in the sky, and when it fell, it slapped Zhu Dachang on the face. The latter looked calm and even wanted to taste the saltiness.

Zhu Dachang remembered clearly that Ji Dian not only drank alcohol but also ate dog meat today.

That night, barbecue grills were piled up at the market entrance, and Xiaoyu was tied to a wooden stake. Ji Dian mingled with the onlookers, waiting for an opportunity to rescue Xiaoyu.

"It's weird, where is Brother Jie? We agreed to help, but why are the people missing... Could it be that they are still subduing demons... No way, even if you have a golden body, you can't be so frivolous!"

In the distance, Yuan Batian, the ninth evil man, was hiding in the dark, staring at Jidian with slightly narrowed eyes, murderous intent hidden in his eyes.

A little further away, a shadow stood behind the wall, a red light flashed in his eyes, silently looking at Yuan Batian's back, the moonlight fell, reflecting the cold silver teeth.

"Hey hey hey..."

If nothing else, the third update will resume tomorrow.