Become a legend in Hong Kong

"Let me reiterate, I am not the Bodhisattva who led you monkeys around. It was the Bodhisattva who couldn't stand Tang Sanzang's nagging and turned the blame on me. At that time, I owed her a favor..."

Liao Wenjie spread his hands: "To put it bluntly, it's all coincidence."

You are the monkey!

Zhizunbao nodded on the surface, disapproving in his heart, and said with a serious face: "Commander, what you said is correct, then I ask again, military counselor, you have great magical powers, you can suppress the Bull Demon King if you say it, resurrect a dead person and capture it with your hands, it is better than eating and drinking." Water is easier, right?”

"..."

"Military advisor, please speak."

"I asked you to finish talking, and I'm still talking nonsense."

Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes: "If Miss Bai is still alive, I can help her. The problem is, as you said, she has become a skeleton. Even if I have magical means, I can't do anything..."

"She is just a skeleton." Supreme Treasure reminded in a low voice.

"That's even harder. How can a dead skeleton survive?"

"Military advisor, is it true that a dead person cannot be resurrected?"

Zhizunbao said bitterly, and in response to that sentence, he was disappointed as much as his hopes were. When he met Liao Wenjie by chance, he had high expectations, but the result was another ups and downs.

Liao Wenjie pondered for a moment and said: "To tell you the truth, it is not absolute that a dead person cannot be resurrected. It depends on who is responsible for it. The Taishang Laojun of Tushita Palace has in his hand something called the 'Nine-turn Resurrection Pill' 'The elixir, as the name suggests, specializes in treating the disease of body death and soul separation."

"Is death also a disease?"

Zhizunbao's eyes widened in disbelief.

"He's awesome, he's big, he's powerful, so he has the final say. Do you have any questions?"

"No more."

"Then there's the Ganoderma lucidum grass from Kunlun Mountain, which can also bring people back to life. It's a magical grass planted by an Antarctic immortal."

"I know this god, old birthday boy, right?"

"Not really."

Liao Wenjie explained: "There are some discrepancies between folk mythology and the orthodox Taoist workplace. I prefer to call him the 'Antarctic Immortal Emperor', one of the six emperors. It is said to be the avatar of the Yuanshi Tianzun, who controls all spirits and universalizes them." All living beings, also known as the 'Jade Pure True King', the power of the gods of the Thunder Department comes from him, he is the source of the gods' law, and he is a ceiling-level immortal."

"I understand. The inability to resurrect the dead only works for ordinary gods. It doesn't matter to the big guys, because they set the rules."

"Yes, the understanding is very profound. It seems that you really understand."

Liao Wenjie nodded: "That's the situation. Although your Miss Bai is dead, she is not completely dead. She can still be saved."

"Doctor, how should we save it?"

Zhizunbao stared at Liao Wenjie without blinking, and said shamelessly: "Doctor, you have great supernatural powers, and you must have a lot of connections with these big shots. How about this? You invite them out for afternoon tea, and they drink your tea. Maybe there will be rejuvenation pills and Ganoderma lucidum left behind."

"What does it have to do with me? That's your Miss Bai, not mine."

Liao Wenjie curled his lips and suddenly frowned, thinking of the golden hoop left by Tang Sanzang.

Love and freedom are another multiple-choice question placed in front of the Supreme Treasure. If you choose freedom, the Supreme Treasure will lose love, and if you choose love, the Supreme Treasure will lose both freedom and love.

What a cruel option. It's not so much letting go of your obsessions as it is forgetting yourself.

"Commander, why are you silent? Are you thinking about the time for afternoon tea?"

"You're overthinking. I'm not familiar with those big shots. Even if I knew them, I wouldn't go to them for you. For a practitioner like me, owing favors is a very troublesome thing. If I don't handle it well, I might You will also lose your life.”

Liao Wenjie shook his head: "But don't panic, I can show you a clear way to find that monkey. Although this monkey is not that monkey, no matter what, he has inherited the legacy left by his predecessor, including It is not difficult for the 'Monkey King' who has been conferred by Heavenly Court as a sinecure to ask for a Nine-turn Resurrection Pill from Laojun."

"Looking for the monkey..."

Zhizunbao winked and thought of Sun Wukong's malicious mouth when he came. For some reason, his crotch felt cold, and his strong intuition told him that there would be no good results if he went to find the monkey.

Moreover, even if he swallows the bitter pill with tears, the monkey will not do anything after receiving the money, and will probably rub a sweat pill to get rid of it.

"Military advisor, is there no other way?" Supreme Treasure asked with a bitter face.

"There is indeed another one, but I don't recommend you to use this method because..."

Liao Wenjie stared at the Supreme Treasure: "After using it, you will turn into a monkey."

"No way, it's so scary?!"

"Um."

Liao Wenjie thought for a while, and finally took out the golden hoop and said seriously: "Gang leader, you must have seen the portrait of Master Guanyin. Fairy Zixia also stamped it for you. You are only one step away from the monkey with boundless power. This golden hoop. If you put it on, you will be the Monkey King. No matter in heaven or on earth, you will always be able to find a way to resurrect Miss Bai."

"Military advisor, you want to trick me into turning into a monkey again."

The corner of Zhizunbao's eyes twitched. Along the way, all the monkeys he had seen, including him, were being tortured. This is what kind of boundless magic power.

"That's a big mistake. I don't care what other people think. I have always supported you as a human being. I took out this golden hoop just because I don't want to interfere with your life. After all, this is your choice and I can't interfere." Liao Wenjie said solemnly.

Zhizunbao stopped and took the golden hoop without saying a word. After a long time, he said: "Military advisor, when I put on this golden hoop, am I still the same person?"

"have no idea."

"Then do I still remember Jingjing and Zixia?"

"Remember."

Liao Wenjie nodded first, then shook his head: "But the ugly thing is before me, after wearing this golden hoop, you are no longer a mortal. You can no longer have any lust in the world. If you are tempted, this golden hoop will become tighter and tighter. Turn your head into a gourd."

"Just a gourd?"

"Of course not. After putting it on, you can save Miss Bai, but from now on you will lose everything. Your beauty is like a floating cloud, and you will never be able to achieve the sweet dreams of your master and your disciple." Liao Wenjie threatened truthfully.

"I don't give it even in my dreams. I really don't regard monkeys as human beings..." The Supreme Treasure smiled bitterly, and the hand holding the golden hoop loosened and tightened, tightened and loosened again, and struggled for a long time without letting go.

"That's right. There's something wrong with this golden hoop. It doesn't let you get close to women."

Liao Wenjie complained: "You are a monkey. If you don't let women get close to you, you can't reproduce. If you can't reproduce, you can't expand the population. The Lingming Stone Monkey is a rare animal. It doesn't matter if I don't help create monkeys, but you are still allowed to quit pornography." , this golden hoop does not protect animals at all.”

"makes sense……"

Zhizunbao responded feebly. After a moment, he raised his eyebrows and asked doubtfully: "Strategist, you are also a god and you are not a mortal. Why can you get close to women?"

"You're talking nonsense, you're a poor man who is not close to women, okay?"

"..."x2

"Gang leader, you have only seen the surface. It is true that I have raised a group of vixens, who can play whatever brands they want, and also spread charity in other worlds, but there is a reason for all this."

Liao Wenjie said with a straight face, as if he meant it: "Fighting poison with poison, you know? The truth is, use women to quit porn. After you have experienced it a lot, you will naturally get tired of it. Bah, naturally you will be immune to all poisons." .”

"hehe."

Supreme Treasure smiled but expressed his affirmation with his eyes. He could see that Liao Wenjie also belonged to the group of gods who made the rules, so the rules could not control him.

Damn it, why can’t monkeys make the rules?

After a long silence, Zhizunbao put the golden hoop into his arms. He didn't have to decide whether to be a human or a monkey. He wanted to see Zixia first.

Now, Zhizunbao has some recognition of Tang Sanzang. In life, there are some responsibilities that you can't avoid whenever you want. In the final analysis, you are not alone, and you cannot always be alone.

Seeing that Zhizunbao was depressed and needed a source of happiness to relieve stress, Liao Wenjie did not do anything. He led him to Fairy Zixia's door and wandered away. Before leaving, he did not forget to warn him to choose carefully.

Very contradictory, Liao Wenjie hopes that Zhizunbao will wear a golden hoop to fulfill his love and righteousness and prevent those who like him from paying by mistake. But at the same time, he didn't want the Supreme Treasure to wear a golden hoop, give up love for love, and live like a dog, which would be too embarrassing.

Moreover, once the golden hoop is put on, it means that the abbot's script has been completed, and the Supreme Treasure finally succumbed to its fate.

Feeling moved by the scene, Liao Wenjie was very much hoping to see an example of successful resistance in Zhizunbao. After all, his own destiny had become increasingly clear, and he was quite confused.

…

Time flashed forward for three days, and Supreme Treasure came to the garden with the golden hoop. No vixen was seen, only Liao Wenjie was slowly making tea, as if he had expected it and was waiting for him to come.

"Military advisor, I figured it out."

"Zixia can help you with this kind of thing. She carries a purple-green sword with her. If you think the size is not suitable, there are a few candles in the room."

"Military advisor, I decided to wear the golden hoop."

Zhizunbao just pretended not to hear, and said expressionlessly: "In the past three days, Zixia and I have been together day and night. She is very happy, and I am also very happy, but Jingjing is not here, and I also want her to be happy."

"It's useless. Wearing the golden hoop, she can live but still can't be happy, because you couldn't love at that time, and even if you could, you would love to the death. It is obvious that Miss Bai likes you and doesn't want you to suffer. Eventually he will leave alone..."

Speaking of this, Liao Wenjie raised his brows and said, "Maybe I will leave with Fairy Zixia and live happily together from now on. That's good. My merits are immeasurable, my leader!"

"Commander, stop talking, I'm here to help you."

"What's the matter? If you don't want to be a queen, I'll take care of your wife, so don't worry about it?"

"Military advisor, you are overthinking. I would rather go to the second master for this kind of thing." Zhizunbao said with a dark face.

"It's not good, the second boss is Zhu Bajie, who is famous for not being able to stop having sex."

Liao Wenjie said worriedly: "What's the difference between you asking him for help and the Bull Demon King sending Princess Iron Fan to Water Curtain Cave and entrusting you to take care of her for a few days?"

Zhizunbao rolled his eyes and did not want to continue on the bad topic. He took a deep breath and said: "Strategic Advisor, is there a possibility that you divide my soul into three parts, one part wears a golden hoop, and the other two You know... you know."

"Oh, you little clever guy, quickly open the Tianling cover and let me see how your brain grows!"

Liao Wenjie gave a thumbs up, stopped talking nonsense, and put on a serious expression: "Gang Leader, there are some reasons you don't need to know. I am willing to help you. You don't need to wear a gold hoop. I will resurrect your Miss Bai."

"real?"

Zhizunbao's eyes widened and he was doubtful: "Commander, you would be so kind...don't get me wrong, I'm just curious. If you can help, why wait until now? I would have said no and it would have been over."

"I want to confirm whether you are worth it. If you don't want to wear the golden hoop, what qualifications does a ruthless and unjust person like you have to let me give you a hand?"

Liao Wenjie shook his head, waved his hand to take the golden hoop from the Supreme Treasure, weighed it a few times, and sealed it in the Dharma Image: "You wait for me here for a while, I will go to the underworld to retrieve Miss Bai's soul first. Come."

The Supreme Treasure was greatly moved, came to his senses, and hurriedly reminded: "Military Advisor, I asked Zixia, all the souls in the underworld are recorded, King Yama is notoriously unkind, you'd better calm down, don't If the conversation breaks down, beat him."

"Well……"

Embarrassment flashed across Liao Wenjie's face, he clenched his fists and coughed twice: "Rumors are all rumors. In fact, King Yama is very talkative. At least I remember that he is very talkative."

"That's right, it's you after all."

Zhizunbao suddenly realized that he was overly worried and had different strengths. Could the King of Hell in Zixia's eyes be the same as the King of Hell in Liao Wenjie's eyes?

The cross-server chat between the two ended, Liao Wenjie disappeared in a flash, and the Supreme Treasure was waiting on the spot, biting his nails and walking back and forth, passing the day like a year.

The reason why it is said that the days are like years is because the time flow rate is different between the small worlds. After waiting for the Supreme Treasure for two days, Liao Wenjie returned with a skeleton on his shoulders.

Snapped!

Liao Wenjie threw Bai Jingjing to the ground and wiped the non-existent sweat on his head: "The soul has been stuffed in. She is a white-bone spirit. She can survive by raising it on her own. You take her back to the house and wrap her in a quilt, and spend time with her every night. She said talking can speed up her recovery."

Supreme Treasure: "..."

It sounds scary, why not let Zixia take care of her apprentice.

In any case, the result was good. Supreme Treasure was so excited that he showed his ape-like appearance and jumped around the skeleton. He scratched his head and ears for a long time. It was not until his mood calmed down that he remembered to thank Liao Wenjie so much.

At this moment, Zhizunbao was willing to admit that Liao Wenjie was more handsome than him.

However, it is the Supreme Treasure after all, and the desire to save face has long been engraved in his genes. While thanking Liao Wenjie, he complained that he was too slow.

"I have no choice but to help people to the end and send Buddha to the West. In addition to your Supreme Treasure, there are several other Supreme Treasures. I can't just help you and turn a blind eye to those singles." Liao Wenjie shrugged. I take back what I said before, the Lingming Stone Monkey is not a rare animal, it is almost overrun.

"Military advisor, I will never thank you for your kindness. In the future, whenever you need help, just ask. I guarantee that I won't be able to help you." Supreme Treasure swore, patting his chest.

"What a coincidence, I have a problem here."

Liao Wenjie touched his chin and said: "Without you, monkey, and Tang Sanzang in that world without his thugs, how would he go to the West to obtain scriptures? What if the abbot led someone to block the door and asked me for an explanation? What should I do?"