Become a legend in Hong Kong

"Tathagata brings people to block your door... Military advisor, it's not easy for you either."

Zhizunbao had a sly look on his face. He had always regarded Liao Wenjie as the incarnation of Guanyin. Even though Liao Wenjie strongly denied it, he still insisted on this view.

Now when I heard that Tathagata led people to block the door of Guanyin, I was amazed that Lingshan was better at playing than Wuyue Mountain, and Leng Buding also had a little expectation.

Because the picture was too immoral, he wanted to see it and understand it.

He wouldn't mind helping out if he could.

"It's not easy. The higher you stand, the more you see. You will find that there are chaotic and entangled lines of cause and effect everywhere around you. You don't dare to make big moves. You can only bully the weak to maintain daily happiness. It's too difficult for me."

Liao Wenjie sighed and lamented that life is not easy, and then said: "Forget it, since the gang leader plans to continue to be a human being, I won't bother you with the messy things. You take Miss Bai back to the house to raise her. After she is raised, I will send you back to Wuyue Mountain. , go and pursue your promising career as a bandit."

"But there is still Tang Sanzang in that world!" Zhizunbao expressed panic.

"What does it matter? You work harder and give birth to a dozen monkey cubs. When the time comes, the father's debt will be repaid, and Tang Sanzang will take whichever one he likes with him on the road." Liao Wenjie shrugged and gave an idea that sounded very reliable at first glance. .

"That makes sense, why didn't I think of that!"

Zhizunbao nodded in agreement, feeling that it was still not safe, so he decided to build a Taoist temple after going back and train Tang Sanzang as a Taoist from an early age, thus cutting off his path to becoming a monk.

…

Time flies by for about ten days and dozens of days in between.

Bai Jingjing's soul entered the body, absorbed the spiritual energy of the sun and the moon, and collected the essence of primates to complete the empty body and transform back into a human appearance. He was no longer a skeleton soldier who staggered after taking two steps.

The monkey is still the same monkey, but he has redefined the term "three strikes of white-bone demons" and will continue to strike in the future.

Liao Wenjie thought that keeping rice bugs was too much of an eyesore, so he gave Zhizunbao an ultimatum, asking him to meet in the garden and sending the dog man and woman back to their own world.

Carrying large and small bags of the Supreme Treasure on her back, her nose was bruised and her face was swollen, unable to conceal her wretched temperament.

The injury on her face has nothing to do with Zixia and Bai Jingjing. It is Qingxia's hand. She is not as easy to talk to as her younger sister Zixia. If the noisy monkey wants to touch her hand, he must pay the price in blood.

Then the Supreme Treasure was paid, with a down payment of 30% and a loan for the rest. The days are still long, so let Qingxia take her time and don't rush.

It sounds cheap, but according to his point of view, this is pain and happiness. It doesn't matter if you feel a little wronged. If you want to be a master, don't be afraid of hardship, and don't think about losing face.

Zixia followed Zhizunbao with a dissatisfied look on her face. She was full of fantasies about love and believed that her partner was by no means an ordinary person. After being kidnapped by the old monster from Montenegro to Moyun Cave, this fantasy became more and more serious. Hair is strong.

In a highly anticipated occasion, such as a wedding scene, Supreme Treasure, wearing golden armor and holy clothes, stepped on seven-color clouds to snatch the bride, and beat the shit out of the old Montenegro demon in front of everyone.

However, it didn't happen. Zhizunbao opened the door and walked in. Except for feeding a few mosquitoes, the rest was smooth sailing.

What left Zixia speechless the most was that Zhizunbao was greedy and it was not enough for her and her sister, so he brought a skeleton into the house.

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Don’t let this traitor who seduced your master’s wife go!

Bai Jingjing followed Zixia in confusion. After her death, her world has undergone earth-shaking changes, and it is still a bit chaotic.

Reuniting with my sweetheart and finding my master who had not been heard from for many years should have been double the happiness, but...

Why?

What happened during the time she died? How on earth should it unfold, so that as soon as I open my eyes, I see my sweetheart and my master hugging each other, having a dead ghost baby all day and night?

If I had said it would be like this, she wouldn't have died in the first place!

There was another question that had troubled her for a long time. She or Master... who came first?

"Thank you for your kindness. When your child is one month old, don't forget to give him a red envelope."

Zhizunbao held Liao Wenjie's hand, said a bunch of useless polite words, and then said with a straight face: "Commander, please take a step to speak."

Liao Wenjie nodded and took a step to the side: "Let it go!"

"What, I have a friend who has some unspeakable secrets..."

Zhizunbao worried about him and said: "He didn't tell me the specific situation, but I know that he has three wives and four concubines, and his energy and energy are declining day by day, so I guess it has something to do with his body. Is there anything you can do?"

"Gang leader, this friend of yours must be the second leader, right?" Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows.

"Yes, that's right, it's him."

Zhizunbao nodded repeatedly, gave a thumbs up and praised: "As expected of a military advisor, he is very perceptive and can tell at a glance that the second master is weak. In this case, I will not hide it. The second master asked me to ask you a question. What should we do, tiger and wolf?”

"It is recommended to become a monk."

Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes: "Tell the second master that there are never quiet years in the world, and people have to pay the price for every choice they make."

"But……"

"No but, don't worry, Gang Leader. If you tell me exactly what you said, the Second Leader will understand."

"Oh well."

Zhizunbao nodded with difficulty, and suddenly thought of a safety hazard. He raised his hand and took it out from his arms, handing it to Liao Wenjie: "I can reunite my family only because of the great help of military advisors. There is nothing I can do to show off today." If the military advisor doesn’t mind this thing, I will give this moonlight treasure box to you.”

Let's talk. The Supreme Treasure looked at Liao Wenjie eagerly. The rules of the world are that it is not polite to come and go. He didn't ask Liao Wenjie to give him a treasure that was on the same level as the Moonlight Treasure Box. The previous 'Dali Pill' was good. After he used it, Zixia I agreed with Bai Jingjing.

"..."x2

The two looked at each other wordlessly, one with contempt on his face, the other with a thick skin and indifferent expression.

At this time, Fairy Zixia stepped forward, looked out and saw the Moonlight Treasure Box, and her eyes immediately lit up: "Hey, this Moonlight Treasure Box..."

"mine."

Liao Wenjie raised his hand and took the Moonlight Box into his arms. Ignoring the expectation on the Supreme Treasure's face, he waved the three of them away from the current small world.

"Done!"

Liao Wenjie breathed a long sigh of relief, lay lazily on the bench, raised his hand and snapped his fingers: "Gang leader, there is only so much I can help you with. If there are still monks coming to block you in the future, be blessed!"

After a while, Princess Jade Face came in response to the call, and Shi Shiran walked into the garden and leaned against Liao Wenjie with a coquettish expression on her face.

"Husband, it's late at night, it's time to rest."

"Late at night?!"

Liao Wenjie turned to look at the scorching sun hanging high in the sky, then looked at the Jade-faced Princess, and nodded with a serious face: "Indeed, I wouldn't have noticed it unless you said it. The moon is so full tonight, just like you."

"No way, my husband is talking nonsense again." The jade-faced princess blushed and punched Liao Wenjie's chest with a small fist.

"I'm not talking nonsense. Come on, come into the house and I'll show you."

Liao Wenjie heyed twice, picked up Princess Jade Face by the waist, put one hand on her shoulders and the other on her legs, turned around and walked towards Xianggui.

After taking just two steps, his eyes suddenly shrank, his hands loosened and he threw the Jade-faced Princess to the ground. He took a few steps back and looked at her face with a strange expression.

She is indeed the Jade-faced Princess, and she looks like a vixen from top to bottom, but...

There are some internal differences.

Liao Wenjie's eyes twitched and he asked tentatively: "What, Bodhisattva... is it you?"

The Jade-faced Princess smiled and said nothing. A white light and shadow emerged from her body. As they gathered and dispersed, the outline of Guanyin Master slowly formed.

There is a white halo on the back, which looks holy.

An acquaintance, one of the thirty-three incarnations of Avalokitesvara, One-leaf Avalokitesvara.

Liao Wenjie: "..."

It’s really you!

Without the confinement of Yiye Guanyin, the Jade-faced Princess woke up quickly. She didn't care about panic, and slipped behind Liao Wenjie with oil on her feet. She tightly grasped her husband's clothes with both hands.

Yaoshou, she was possessed by Guanyin!

Liao Wenjie raised his hands to cover his face and couldn't bear to look directly at him and said: "Bodhisattva, you are also a god with status, how can you do such a despicable thing?"

He knew that people in Lingshan didn't care about skin and appearance, but she turned into his mistress and cheated, in broad daylight, and so suddenly...

Well, actually Xiao Liao doesn't mind, but first of all, Master Guanyin must clarify his true gender, otherwise he will never be a casual person.

"Donor Liao, you have adhered to your original intention so far in your practice, and never forget to do good deeds and accumulate virtue. This is a great good deed, and even the poor monk admires you."

Yiye Guanyin put his hands together and said calmly: "However, although the donor has been practicing so far, he has been very cautious, but he has never avoided the problem of female sex. Such behavior may lead to eternal disaster. The poor monk cannot bear it in his heart, so he came here Give a helping hand to the benefactor.”

Is this why you seduced me?

Liao Wenjie was speechless and stood there for a long time without knowing what to say.

Princess Jade Face turned pale. She raised her hand to cover her mouth that was about to scream out in surprise. She looked at the One-leaf Guanyin in front of her in disbelief.

At the end of his life, Guanshiyin wanted to have sex with his husband, but he also lied to her and attacked her secretly.

Wait a minute……

What is his background as a man, and why is he so familiar with Guanyin?

With her mind spinning a thousand times, the jade-faced princess didn't realize it, and looked at the back of the handsome man's head with admiration. As expected of her, she had fallen in love with the most outstanding husband at a glance.

Because Liao Wenjie was embarrassed, Yiye Guanyin was not embarrassed at all and said with a faint smile: "Donor Liao, I'm a poor monk. Some time ago, you and the Jade Face Princess discussed the pink skull and the way to great joy and great annihilation. Forgive me, poor monk. You dare, what the benefactor said is obviously wrong, I know that the benefactor is caring, so I used the body of the Jade-faced Princess to repeat this to you."

Liao Wenjie: (_)

Opposite me, Ichiyo Guanyin is very good-looking. She is dressed in white and barefoot, and is tempted by the Holy Light. However, he is not tempted at all, and even wants to hit someone.

"Donor Liao, what do you think?"

"No, no, I have plenty of time to get up this morning, so my belt is very tight and I can't untie it for a while. I won't waste the Bodhisattva's precious time. Go and preach to others as soon as possible!" Liao Wenjie shook his head and followed. Like a rattle, as we all know, he, Liao, is a staunch pro-Huang fan, and there is no way to alienate the relationship between him and the beauty.

"The donor has great wisdom and should have known that skin is nothing but..."

"That's enough, Bodhisattva, you don't need to say much. I understand all the principles. I can only say that Bodhisattva, you have misunderstood."

Liao Wenjie sighed. People in the world have misunderstood him. He said with a serious face: "Actually, I don't value skin. Whether it's ugly or beautiful, it doesn't matter to me. I care more about interesting souls. Coincidentally, those interesting souls The soul lives in a beautiful skin."

Princess Jade Face: (ω)

If you like it, please continue to praise me.

"Donor Liao, why should you deceive yourself? If you don't have a good-looking body, how can you recognize an interesting soul."

One-leaf Guanyin shook her head slightly, and then said: "What does the donor think of the poor monk's skin, and what about his soul?"

Are you so persistent?

Liao Wenjie smiled dryly: "As a humble person, I don't dare to judge the appearance of the Bodhisattva. As for the soul of the Bodhisattva, there is a saying. From the perspective of a passerby, I can see the word 'empty', which is not interesting at all."

"What the donor said is true, the poor monk is indeed boring."

One-leaf Avalokitesvara was not angry, and said with an unchanged smile: "However, the Buddha's Dharma is boundless, and cessation is bliss. The donor once practiced the Tathagata Divine Palm and benefited greatly. Why do you reject it in every possible way today?"

Of course the person who asked this question didn’t want to rob her of sex, otherwise!

Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes and was about to say something. After recalling the profound meaning of Yiye Guanyin's words, his face changed again and again: "Bodhisattva, I know that Buddha is greedy for my body, and he has given some deliberate advice before, but... you and Even the Buddha should know that there are too many causes and effects involved in me, so if you insist on dragging me into Lingshan, I'm afraid it will be a thankless task."

"Today is different from the past. Shi Xin Yuan has not only caused our Buddhist sect to lose one 'Fighting Victory Buddha', but also caused the golden cicada's ten reincarnations to be in vain. It also has great cause and effect that the Buddha's teachings cannot be spread eastward. This is a great calamity. This calamity can only be suppressed by bringing the benefactor into my Buddhist door. For the benefactor and for the Buddhist door, it can be said to be the best of both worlds."

Liao Wenjie: ()

To tell a joke, Lingshan is short of monkeys.

How rare, because without a Supreme Treasure, the decline of Buddhism is imminent.

"Bodhisattva, what you said is a bit harsh. Not to mention the sea of ​​monkeys in the world. With Lingshan's production license alone, the monkeys can make as many as they want. A mere supreme treasure...is he worthy?" Liao Wenjie asked. He curled his lips, no wonder Guanshiyin passed the blame to him before, her feelings were waiting for him here.

Thinking again, he had transcended the realm of land gods before with the help of Guanyin. He owed a favor, and the plan against him would only be earlier.

Arrive early...

Liao Wenjie thought for a while, and maybe the abbot's plan started from the day he got the Tathagata Palm.

Sure enough, those who are monks are good at alms.

"Donor Liao didn't know something. The Supreme Treasure you let go is different from other Supreme Treasures. He is the focus of the journey to the West. In order to let him achieve enlightenment, the Buddha also made a special trip to send the sun and moon lanterns to the mortal world. This shows that he attaches great importance to him. "Yiye Guanyin explained.

The Sun and Moon Lamp refers to Zixia and Qingxia. To be precise, the two sisters are only the wick, part of the Sun and Moon Lamp.

"understood!"

Liao Wenjie raised his hand and gestured OK: "It's not a big problem. Bodhisattva, please wait for a moment. I will capture the Supreme Treasure right away and ask him to serve Tang Sanzang in fetching the Western Sutra."

"The moment the donor buckles the golden hoop and releases the Supreme Treasure and leaves, he is no longer Sun Wukong. The cause and effect has been resolved. How to take it back?"

"It turns out that the Bodhisattva also knows that he can't take it back, so why are you standing by and not saying anything? I gave the Supreme Treasure away with my front foot, and you showed up with your back foot to seduce me to practice the path of great annihilation. You talked for a long time, but you are still greedy for my body. .”

Liao Wenjie spread his hands: "Set the facts and be reasonable. The Supreme Treasure is not Sun Wukong, and I am not me. Even if you move me back to Lingshan, you can't suppress the so-called disaster. After all... this disaster doesn't exist at all, does it? ?”

"Whether it is yes or no, we still have to try."

"Then give it a try!"

Liao Wenjie's face turned pale: "But let's talk about it earlier. The cause and effect on me is really big. It's useless for you to tolerate it. It's driving me crazy. Everyone is going to fill up the sea."

Rushing to get the third nucleic acid test. . .

By the way, this book is almost finished.