Believe Me, My Wife, I Really Came Here For A Massage

"What do you mean?

Are they all so arrogant now? "

"What the f * ck, when have I ever seen a prostitute chase the police away?"

"This operation will shock me for a hundred years."

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. He was actually pushed out by the police."

"Pushing him out isn't the most ridiculous thing. The most ridiculous thing is that he closed the door behind him."

"Look at Captain Gao's expression now. These people are standing in the corridor. They're numb."

"They're standing in the wind and looking messy."

"I want to say that he's too good at creating a show effect."

Han An's operation..,

Everyone at the scene was numb from looking at it.

Gao Tianyu was dumbfounded.

He had been a police officer for so many years, but this was the first time he had seen a criminal suspect. In the face of so many police officers, not only did he not surrender, he even pushed them all out of the door.

Even!

He even f * cking closed the door behind him.

This was the first time he had seen such a god-level operation in his life.

So much so..,

When he was pushed out by Han An, his mind went blank. In the end, before he could react, he was already outside the door.

"Han An, open the f * cking door for me!"

"You're rebelling. You're suspected of prostitution, yet you dare to resist arrest?"

"Let me tell you, you're suspected of prostitution. According to Article 66 of our country's Public Security Administration Punishment Law, you'll be detained for more than 10 days and less than 15 days and be fined 5,000 yuan."

The furious Gao Tianyu kicked the door open again.

At this moment, Han An had just dried his body inside.

As for his original clothes, for some reason, they were still wet.

They were even dripping water onto the ground.

Seeing that he was about to be handcuffed, Han An panicked. "Hey, hey, hey, no, wait a minute!"

"How did I f * cking prostitute again?"

"Do you have any evidence?"

"There's a reason why I'm like this now. Do you think I came here originally?"

"But before I explain, I wonder if you can give me a pair of pants to wear first. My clothes from before are all soaked."

As he spoke, Han An pointed at the clothes hanging on the hanger behind him.

Although Han An said this with a sense of righteous indignation after being wronged.

In fact..,

Han An's eyes were also filled with sincerity.

But..

When the camera was stretched to cover the entire room, it looked very strange.

Under the camera lens.

One of them was a girl in a bikini on a yacht that was filled with chaos.

On the other side was Han An, who was naked except for his underwear. Every time he was caught in a prostitution crackdown, he would always appear on camera.

Just the two of you in the other room.

Now you're telling me that you're innocent?

Who would believe you?

Before you lie, why don't you ask yourself who will believe your lie?

Do you think we're fools?

It had been a long time since Han An last explained his innocence to the cameras.

It was different from the last time.

Although the livestream was popular at that time, it was not popular outside of the industry.

Most people only knew this much.

Recently, Qingcheng had been carrying out a crackdown on pornography and illegal activities.

However,

After Li Erfeng's arrest for prostitution, UZI's comeback, and Li Erfeng's arrest for prostitution …

Now,

The amount of attention that this program received was no longer the same as before.

Right now, there were more than two million people watching the livestream.

Which live broadcast program could have such a large number of viewers?

Other than the level of the Spring Festival Gala.

In the end, you treated two million people as fools.

Say that I'm innocent?

In the room.

Looking at the expressions of the people present, Han An knew that he couldn't wait any longer.

Thus, he found a towel and wrapped himself up.

At least on the surface, it looked more like a prostitute.

Then, Han An sorted out his thoughts and adjusted his expression.

At least he had to be sincere and at the same time reveal a trace of grievance.

"As everyone knows, I have always been irreconcilable with prostitution, gambling, and drugs."

They thought that what they were waiting for was Han An's carefully prepared excuse.

They didn't expect …

Just as the first sentence was said …

Many of the audience couldn't hold it in anymore.

Who are you? Do we all know?

We don't know anything!

Also, do we know what your relationship with prostitution, gambling, and drugs is?

With your mouth, the credibility of your words is better than saying that the reader is Qin Shi Huang.

Especially those who had started watching the livestream the earliest.

They had seen Han An's ability to make up stories.

No wonder his novels were popular. Just look at how he could still make up stories for you on the spot when facing the police.

"You're still irreconcilable with prostitution, gambling, and drugs. I think you should remove the word 'Huang'.

"Irreconcilable with gambling, gambling, and drugs, right?"

"Oh, his surname is actually Han. I always thought his surname was Huang."

"Shouldn't his surname be Park?

I heard that he's Korean. This surname suits him quite well.

"Park Gookchang, Park Daosi, Park Budo, and what's Park? Help him think of a name."

It was different from the netizens, who were as festive as the New Year.

Li Yiting, who was at the scene, had mixed feelings.

She looked at Han An, who was wrapped in a towel, who refused to repent and wanted to continue to quibble.

She thought back,

All the things that had happened during this period of time during the anti-prostitution operation.

Li Yiting bit her lips tightly and clenched her fists tightly. Her five fingers pierced deeply into her palm because she was using too much force.

If it was a normal situation,

Facing her husband, who was caught time and time again in the anti-prostitution operation.

Her wife would probably have gone crazy long ago.

The problem was..,

Li Yiting had already wronged Han An once before.

And now, it wasn't like there weren't any abnormalities.

For example..,

Why did a prostitute come over, but her clothes were all soaked.

In addition, out of trust in her husband..,

Li Yiting sighed and slowly let go of her hand.

But now, she wasn't in the mood to host the livestream.

..

"Han An, I'm warning you for the last time!"

"If it's just prostitution, you'll be detained for at most fifteen days."

"However, if you resist arrest and continue to spout nonsense here, your punishment will be more than just fifteen days!"

In front of the camera..,

Gao Tianyu gave Han An an ultimatum.

He no longer had the patience to listen to Han An's nonsense here.

Now was different from before.

In front..,

Han An only appeared at the scene of the anti-prostitution operation.

Although he was suspected of being a prostitute..,

There was no evidence. He didn't even take off his clothes.

Under such circumstances, it was indeed inappropriate to say that someone else was here to be a prostitute.

But now..,

You're only wearing a pair of big pants. When we first came in, your body was still wet.

You looked like you had just come out of the shower.

In the end, you still want to resist stubbornly?

The atmosphere at the scene..,

Also changed from the seriousness when they first found out that the crowd was taking drugs to a little strange.

From time to time, the police behind them would laugh.

There was no other way..,

They couldn't hold it in anymore.

Although everyone had undergone professional training, under normal circumstances, no matter how funny it was, they wouldn't laugh.

Unless they couldn't help it.

Under such an atmosphere..,

Han An sat on the bed in the room with his legs crossed.

He was still wrapped in a towel.

He began to tell the story:

"Here's the thing. You saw it in the morning. I was fishing on the balcony of the hotel."

"At noon, I even lost a takeout. Don't tell me that the pizza was really delicious, especially the shredded pizza. It could give me a meter..."

Gao Tianyu suppressed his anger and gritted his teeth. "So what does this have to do with you going to prostitute?"

Han An glared at him and said angrily, "Don't interrupt!"

"When you were young, didn't the adults teach you not to interrupt when others were talking?"

After saying that..,

Han An ignored Gao Tianyu's anger that was about to break through the anger meter and continued to speak:

"As you know, people get sleepy after eating."

"Especially in the afternoon, I was so sleepy that I couldn't even open my eyes."

"At that moment, a fish suddenly took the bait."

"I never expected that fish to be so spicy."

At this point, Han An's hands were still gesturing in the air.

The funny scene made many netizens burst out laughing on the spot.

"At that time, I was still holding the fishing rod in my hand. Then, I wasn't paying attention and was directly dragged into the water by the fish along with the chair."

"Actually, if I let go at that time, I could have swum ashore."

"But on second thought, it wasn't easy for a big fish to take the bait. How could I give up so easily?"

"Then, I acted out the plot of an old man and the sea in the river."

"That fish was in the water, all kinds of flopping. I held the fishing rod tightly, and my entire body was dragged by the fish in the river."

"Later on, I was really tired, so I let go of my hand. At that moment, a yacht passed by and even saved me."

"It was this kind young lady who threw me a lifebuoy. When I came up, she wanted me to take off my clothes and wipe my body with a towel."

After saying that..,

Han An didn't even forget to thank her.

After this entire operation..,

The audience had long been numb from laughing.

This kind of ridiculous plot was actually not allowed to be said by you in a serious manner at the scene of the anti-prostitution campaign.

Not to mention the audience, even the law enforcement officers who had undergone strict training were laughing until they bent over.

If you want to buy a prostitute, just admit it and be done with it.

Now, you even made up such a ridiculous plot.

Dragged into the water by the fish?

The old man and the sea?

Why don't you say that a monster appeared in the sea and that you jumped in to save the world?

At the scene.

Many people bent over and laughed.

Even Gao Tianyu held his head speechlessly, looking as if he had nothing to live for.

"Pfft, hahahaha, I realized that he really is the biggest comedian on this show."

"Aren't you done with writing now? Why don't you consider becoming a comedian in the future? You'll definitely be popular on variety shows."

I'll give you 82 points for this story, and the remaining 18 points will be given to you in the form of 666.

"You were dragged into the water by the fish. Why the f * ck did you fall into the shark's hands?!"

"That … Actually, if the fish is really big, it's really possible to be dragged into the water by it.

"That's bullshit. If the fish is big, the fishing rod, the fishing ditch, or the fishing line will break."

"Do you think that with his wealth, he would buy these fishing gear cheaply?"

"So, his story might really be true?"

"I can only say that it's possible, but the probability is not high."

"It's really a hammer. It's completely illogical. It's purely made up on the spot. There won't really be a fool who will believe it, right?"

"I'm not talking about anyone's fool,

But there will definitely be people who will believe it.

As Han An finished telling the story.

The ridiculousness of the story directly became the laughing point of everyone present.

After laughing,

Gao Tianyu coughed lightly and said with a serious expression again, "The story is over. Shouldn't we leave now?

I'm warning you, don't challenge my patience. "

At this moment.

Gao Tianyu felt that he was already in the bag.

He was at the scene of the crackdown, naked, in the same room with a girl in a bikini.

In such a situation.

Was there a need for any evidence?

After saying that.

Gao Tianyu held the silver bracelet in his hand this time, wanting to block Han An with the parent-child relationship.

At this moment.

Outside the window.

On the calm river water.

Suddenly, there was a wave. Then, a big fish weighing at least dozens of kilograms jumped up.

It created a huge splash.

Originally.

It was not strange for such a scene to appear on the river water.

But the problem now was.

After the fish leaped up, a fishing rod appeared at the place where it had just appeared.

Although the distance was not very close.

The fishing rod still appeared clearly in everyone's eyes.

And now, it was moving in the direction of the fish.

At this moment.

The scene fell silent.

It fell into a dead silence. It was so quiet that one could hear a pin drop.

Everyone looked at the river surface. Their expressions were stiff and their eyes were wide open. They could not come back to their senses for a long time.

Even the live broadcast room fell into silence.

The screen that was originally full of bullet screens was now left with only a few scattered comments.

All the netizens in the live broadcast room fell into deep thought.

There was only one thing that they suspected.

That was what Han An said just now. Could it be that it was true?

Otherwise.

How could things be so coincidental.

There was a fish with a fishing rod wandering nearby.

But if all of this was a lie, then wouldn't the degree of coincidence be even more ridiculous?

"What the f * ck … this guy, what he said just now, it can't be true, right?"

So he wasn't talking nonsense just now? "

"This is true. This seems to be even more nonsense, right?!"

"No, although I saw the fishing rod, why do I feel that it's still nonsense?"

"Bro, you're not the only one who feels this way."

"This is too f * cking ridiculous, isn't it?

Could it be that he was really dragged here by the fish? "

"Actually, when the anti-pornography brigade was on the speedboat just now, I noticed that a figure seemed to have appeared in the corner of the camera. However, it disappeared in a flash, so I didn't pay much attention to it."

"I'm f * cking stupid now. How can there be such a ridiculous thing? The key is that this fish even cooperated with him."

"Indeed, just this story alone, I'm actually fine. The key is that this fish even f * cking brought a fishing rod and jumped out of the water to prove it to us."

The degree of absurdity of the matter.

It seemed to have exceeded human imagination.

Gao Tianyu's hands, which were holding the handcuffs, were still in mid-air, stiff and awkward.

He didn't know what to do now.

In the awkward scene.

Han An acted as if nothing had happened. He wrung his wet clothes dry and hung them on the windowsill to dry.

After he was done.

Han An continued, "Captain Gao, since the misunderstanding has been resolved, can you let me go?"

"Actually, I'm really a good citizen who abides by the law. How could I get involved in things like prostitution?"

"Moreover, I'm a married person."

"So, it's completely a coincidence that I'm here."

"Uh … … it's also a coincidence that I appeared at the anti-pornography scene."

"Don't mind me. If there's nothing else, I'll leave first."

After saying that.

Han An was shirtless and wrapped in a towel.

Just like that, he swaggered out of the room in front of everyone.

In the end, when he went out.

He hadn't even taken two steps.

Only then did Han An realize that he wasn't wearing any clothes.

He turned around and returned to the room. He walked in front of Gao Tianyu and patted him on the shoulder. "Can you help me find some clothes?

Look, I'm still wrapped in a towel. I can't go out like this. "

Gao Tianyu's last psychological defense was completely broken at this moment.

"Leave right now!"

"Go as far as you can. I don't want to see you again!!!"

Gao Tianyu roared at the top of his voice.

One could imagine.

How soft his current state of mind was.

Han An smiled brightly. He turned his head and kissed Li Yiting on the face before returning to the hall.

He looked left and right.

Finally, his gaze stopped in front of him. A brothel patron was wearing a mask and his face couldn't be seen clearly.

Han An stretched out his hand and said confidently, "Brother, lend me your clothes. Thank you."

(Something happened today. From tomorrow onwards, I'll update with 15,000 words a day. If I can't do it, I'll eat shit live!).