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The masked man who was called by Han An raised his head and glared fiercely.

That meant..,

He was saying, "Hurry up and f * cking get out of my way!"!

But..,

Han An couldn't understand the language in his eyes.

Seeing that he didn't react for a long time..,

Han An smiled apologetically at the police officer beside him.

Then, he directly started to take off his clothes.

"Hey, hey, no, what are you doing?"

"If I don't give it to you, you're still going to snatch it, right?"

"Police!

Aren't you going to do it?

This person is taking off my clothes!! "

"Hey, hey, I want to call the police. Someone is snatching my clothes!"

On one side was a suspect who had just visited a prostitute and might have even taken drugs.

On the other side was Han An, who had just been wronged by the police and had no way to release the grievance in his heart.

The combat strength of the two sides was not proportional at all.

The funniest thing was..

Even in front of the camera, the police officer at the side turned a blind eye.

After taking a few glances, he even whistled and walked to the other side.

This scene..,

Directly numbed the guy whose clothes were stolen.

Are you f * cking blind?

Even if I'm a suspect, I can't be treated like this.

Can you f * cking control it?!

But no matter how much that guy shouted, the surrounding police officers acted as if they couldn't see him.

This scene..,

Was like a human trafficker who was surrounded and beaten up by the surrounding crowd after being arrested.

Police?

Sorry, I'm going to smoke.

You can beat him as much as you want. Just beat him to death.

It was more or less such a scene.

Although..,

Prostitution and drug abuse were definitely not on the same level as child abduction.

Han An didn't make a move. He just wanted a set of clothes to wear.

Was this wrong?

Didn't you see that Gao Tianyu had acquiesced?

The clothes were quickly taken off by Han An and put on his body.

Then, Han An looked at the other party's pants with an evil smile.

"Brother, why don't you lend me your pants to wear?

Don't worry, when you come out, I'll return them to you at the entrance of the detention center. "

The masked man was about to cry.

Can't you get someone else to do it? Why do you have to make things difficult for me?

This time..,

He couldn't take it anymore. He chose to resist.

Then, in the process of resisting, his mask was pulled off.

At this moment..,

A sudden gust of cold wind blew past his face.

The masked man quickly touched his face and found that his mask had been taken off.

In the next second, his gaze began to be filled with fear.

He looked around in panic.

What he saw was the camera focusing on his face.

Many policemen around were stunned.

The surrounding brothel patrons and young ladies didn't have much of a reaction, as if they already knew.

At this moment, even though it was a scorching summer day.

But he still felt like he was in an ice cave. The only thought in his mind was that he had opened it again.

The netizens in the livestream reacted even faster than the people in the stadium.

Almost as soon as the man's mask was removed, someone recognized him.

Isn't this Big Brother Cheng's son?

Even now, he still hadn't changed.

Furthermore, not only did he skate, but he also visited prostitutes, right?

"I'm numb. I've had too many melons in the past few days. My entire body is numb."

"Oh my god, how many super melons are there already?"

"From the looks of it, the incident with the gift pales in comparison."

"I've seen people washing presents nowadays. His girlfriend even said that he wasn't a prostitute."

"He was caught at the scene by the anti-pornography brigade, and he's still quibbling?

Besides, Shen Du is back. It doesn't matter whether he visited prostitutes or not. "

"There are too many melons today. First, it was the gift incident, followed by Li Erfeng in the morning. He probably hasn't even warmed up his butt yet. Now, the tenant wants to enter the palace for the second time."

"No, I just want to say, why do these people take drugs every day, but their appearance is no different from normal people?"

"That's because drugs change. The person you know is covered in needle marks and skinny as a match. That's heroin. Nowadays, people in the entertainment industry mostly find marijuana and viruses. These kinds of drugs are all stimulants. After taking them, people will feel invigorated. They won't feel tired and their libido will increase. Of course, you won't be able to see such a reaction."

"The previous popular science is correct, but there's still something missing. Long-term use of viruses will damage the brain's nerves, causing people to be easily irritable and aggressive. At the same time, it will cause serious tooth decay."

But many celebrities wear crowns to look good, so it's hard to tell from appearance.

"Oh my god, thank you, Big Brother."

"I'm so proud."

"I suggest that we pry open his mouth and see what his teeth look like."

"They're probably all porcelain teeth. After so many years, his teeth have long rotted."

The sudden appearance of a big melon..,

Indeed made the onlookers in the live broadcast room watch with relish.

Who would have thought..,

That so many melons would appear one after another at the scene of the anti-prostitution law enforcement.

Especially the last few times.

Compared to the wanted criminals that appeared before, the celebrities in the entertainment industry obviously received more attention.

Since yesterday,

The ADC gift of a foreign chicken was found to be prostituting..,

Until today, Li Erfeng and the tenant were caught one after another at the scene.

The continuous appearance of big melons completely dominated the trending searches on the Internet.

Almost all the platforms were related to this matter.

In fact..,

One of the greatest meritorious officials who had hidden his fame also appeared on the list.

Originally, at the scene of the anti-prostitution law enforcement, after discovering that there was a gathering of people here to commit adultery and take drugs..,

A trending search had already appeared on Weibo.

There was even a dark red word 'explosive' in front of it.

And now..,

Just after Han An pulled off the tenant's mask..,

In less than a minute.

Another trending search rushed up at the speed of a rocket.

[A naked man appeared at the scene of the anti-prostitution law enforcement. He said that he was dragged into the water by a fish when he was fishing. Fortunately, he got the help of a lady on the yacht.]

[Not once!

A famous online writer who never forgot his original intention. He was always at the scene of the anti-prostitution law enforcement.]

[Is it a prostitute or an undercover? Did he remove the tenant's mask on purpose or unintentionally?]

[Li Erfeng and the tenant were arrested one after another for prostitution. The biggest contributor was actually him?!]

[The tenant is afraid that he will enter the palace again. He has been caught red-handed in the anti-prostitution law. Cigarettes suspected of being mixed with drugs have appeared at the scene.]

[......]

One after another, related news and posts swept through all the major platforms with the help of the Internet.

Just yesterday..,

The Internet was all over the place, and it was still filled with information related to gifts and prostitution, UZI's comeback in EDG.

But at this moment, all of this information was covered up.

There were only three people's names on the Internet.

Li Erfeng, Fang Liumin, and Han An.

But compared to the first two, some people felt that Han An was out of place inside.

Why did a good citizen need to stand with two criminal suspects?

But there were also some people who felt that Han An was standing inside.

Let's ask..,

Who the hell could be caught more than ten times in a row at the scene of prostitution.

The key was..,

After so many times, he was still safe and sound.

Every time, he would swagger away in public, leaving the police helpless.

In front..,

The netizens were still discussing whether Han An had gone to prostitute.

In the middle, the netizens were discussing whether Han An was the informant.

Until now..,

The netizens had already confirmed that Han An was a man with Conan's constitution.

As long as he went..,

There would be prostitution gangs wherever he went.

Every time he went to crack down on prostitution, it was like a blind box. Who knew what kind of big surprise would come out of it.

"Oh my God, what kind of day is it recently? Why are the big melons in the entertainment industry one after another?"

"Could these two have offended someone?"

"Logically speaking, that person yesterday shouldn't be considered in the entertainment industry."

"Although he's not considered, the current LPL is indeed a little fanatical, especially this fan and that fan. It's as disgusting as the entertainment industry."

"Indeed, the current atmosphere is simply incomparable to the past. In the past, the trash talk in the competition was that I was invincible and you were just a rookie. Now, it has directly become a commercial embarrassment. If you show your logo in the competition, you will be criticized for a few days."

"In the past, it was all for dreams. Now, they all want to make money. How can these two be the same?"

"Don't say anymore. Anyway, it's all rotten."

"I didn't expect that after so many years, I could still see news about a certain eldest son."

"Hahaha, I remember that Brother Dacheng used to praise his son in all kinds of ways. In the end, he was reported by the people of Chaoyang for drug abuse and directly cooled down."

"It's not cold. Look, isn't it hot again? We can even enter the palace a second time. How great is that?"

"What f * cking second time? But this guy has been sucking it for so many years, and he's still alive and kicking.

"I'm guessing he's already at the end of his tether. His body has already collapsed.

"Speaking of which, all of you are here discussing and eating melons. Didn't anyone notice the biggest contributor this time?"

"The greatest contributor?

I don't want to take credit, but I do admit that he is related to Conan by blood. "

"That's ridiculous. I found that wherever he went, there would be prostitution."

"It's fine if it's just an erotic place, but look at these few times. The fools are getting worse and worse."

"I suggest that the police follow behind him in the future. Wherever he goes, you guys go there to crack down on prostitution. You guys will definitely catch him."

On the yacht.

All the people who were suspected of prostitution and drug abuse had been arrested by the police and were brought back to their original location through the patrols.

As for Han An, he waited until the last person was almost gone.

Only then did the police send someone to pick him up.

Back at the hotel.

Compared to the people coming and going during the day,

Now, the hotel seemed particularly deserted.

Only a few staff members were still at their posts.

Because the door of the previous room had been smashed by the police.

So, they arranged a new room for him.

As soon as he entered,

He saw Wang Zhezhen sitting in front of the air conditioner.

He was holding a watermelon in one hand and a spoon in the other. He was eating it spoon by spoon.

On the computer in front of him, there was still a live broadcast of Han An at the scene.

Han An was infuriated when he saw the way he looked at him, as if he was enjoying a melon.

You Bastard!

I almost drowned in the water.

When I reached the yacht, I was almost detained by the police.

You Bastard!

Eating watermelon in the air conditioner!

Why didn't you leave some for me?

Hearing the sound,

Wang Zhezhen turned his head and saw Han An. He couldn't help but burst into laughter. "Hahahaha, oh my God, you're back."

"I'm still watching the video of you telling a story on the yacht."

Han An said in annoyance, "Tell your sister a story!

I'm telling the truth.

I was f * cking dragged down by the fish, and you didn't come over to help me. "

Wang Zhezhen spread his hands and revealed an innocent expression. "Please, I don't know how to swim. If I go down, I'll be a burden to you."

"So, this is the reason why you're a spectator in the hotel?"

"Don't blame me. You're too good at acting. Look at this title. Continuously helping the police clean up many prostitution dens. It's too f * cking funny. Hahahaha."

Han An's face darkened. He saw the watermelon in Wang Zhezhen's hand.

He took a spoon and dug out the whole piece in the middle.

Wang Zhezhen immediately panicked. "Hey, hey, don't dig in the middle."

"The middle is the sweetest. If I don't dig in the middle, where will I dig?"

"I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you!"

The helpless Wang Zhezhen couldn't do anything to Han An. He continued, "So, are you still fishing?"

After eating the watermelon,

Han An lay down on the bed. "Drop my ass. I'm so tired today. I'll rest for a while. I'm going home."

"No way. You booked a room at the hotel. You're still going home to sleep?"

"I booked a room to fish. Now that I'm not dropping, I have to go home. Otherwise?

I have a sweet-smelling wife at home. If I don't hug her, I'll hug you to sleep here? "

"Hey, f * ck, you're talking as if you didn't sleep with me in high school."

"F * ck!

Isn't that Dong Tianleng? And you're the one who f * cking came into my bed! "

"Hehehe, who asked your blanket to be so thick and comfortable."

Han An couldn't be bothered to waste time here.

His fishing mood today was completely disrupted by the police's crackdown on prostitution.

Initially, he wanted to pack up and leave directly.

However, when he was packing,

Han An awkwardly realized that his fishing rod was still in the water.

Together with the fishing line, the fishing hook, and the fishing float …

He still needed to pack up.

He took his bag and left directly!

After bidding farewell to Wang Zhezhen, Han An walked out of the door leisurely.

........

He saw a bunch of reporters with cameras in their hands. They had already surrounded the place so tightly that not even a drop of water could escape.

What was the meaning of this?

What big celebrity was in the hotel?

The confused Han An wanted to squeeze out of the crowd.

However, he had only taken two steps when …

The group of reporters crowded around him.

Han An was stunned. "Are you here to interview me?"