Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

The little wizards stood in the very center of the restaurant, and the eyes of the whole school converged on them.

Some of the little wizards who couldn’t bear such a heavy load really didn’t want to be too nervous, so they had to raise their heads and look up at the ceiling. But the ceiling above saw a little starlight twinkling on the velvety black ceiling, and with the eyes of the little wizards one by one, they really had a feeling of looking up at the starry sky.

Hermione resolutely told the people around her the story of the ceiling, “Spells have been cast here, and it looks like the sky outside, I read about it in Hogwarts, A History of the School. ”

But no one cared about her.

Professor McGonagall gently placed a four-legged stool in front of the first-year students and a wizarding hat on the stool. The hat was patched, worn out and extremely dirty.

“Attention, that’s the Sorting Hat, determine which academy we will go to…”

Joshua managed to silence Hermione, who was a little chattering, and now all the teachers and students turned their attention to the hat.

Then the hat twisted. The brim of the hat cracked a wide slit, like a mouth – the hat began to sing :

You may think I’m not pretty

But don’t look good.

If you can find a prettier hat than me

I can eat myself.

You can make your bowler hats black and shiny

Make your tall silk hat smooth and structured.

I’m a Hogwarts test hat

Naturally higher than your hat.

Any thoughts hidden in your heads

Can’t hide from the golden eye of the magic hat.

Put it on and try it

I will tell you which college you should be assigned to.

You may belong to Gryffindor, where there is bravery buried in the heart

Their boldness, boldness, and boldness made Gryffindor exceptional;

You may belong to Hufflepuff, where people are upright and loyal

The students of Hufflepuff are stoic and honest, not afraid of hard labor;

If you’re smart-headed, you might get into the wise old Ravenclaw

Those who are wise and knowledgeable will always meet their fellow travelers there;

Maybe you’ll go into Scottlin, maybe you’ll make genuine friends here

But those who are cunning and insidious will stop at nothing to achieve their ends.

Come and put me on! Don’t be afraid! Don’t panic!

In my hands (although I don’t even have a hand) you are absolutely safe

Because I’m a thinking hat!

Joshua silently thought in his heart, it seems that this kind of formalism is inevitable in any country.

Professor McGonagall took a few steps forward, holding a roll of parchment in her hand.

“Whoever I call now, put on his hat, sit on a stool, and listen to the Sorting House.” She said, “Hannah Abbot!”

A ruddy-faced little girl with two blonde hair stumbled out of the queue and put on a hat that just covered her eyes. She sat down. A momentary pause – “Hufflepuff!” The hat shouted.

People at the table on the right applauded and cheered Hannah and welcomed her to their table.

“This is the sorting ceremony? I think it’s easy to burst! When I’m okay, I’ll have to teach Fred a good lesson! ”

Joshua smiled slightly, ignoring Ron, who was thinking about it, and meditated on the system in his heart.

[System, when the sorting is in a while…].

[No roll.] The system jun who has been left out in the cold for a long time is very cold.

[Fuck, I mean you won’t be observed by the Sorting Hat when you are sorting for a while, right?] Why are you so excited? 】

Joshua watched as the little wizards in front of him walked towards Professor McGonagall one by one, and it seemed that he should be placed in the last division.

The system king impatiently replied to Joshua: [What do you think this system sent you with the Dementor Forgiveness for?] It’s for now! 】

[What do you mean…].

[Quite simply, a very deep magic is applied to the hat, which can detect some of the thoughts and ways of thinking in the hearts of the person who is put on, and then use the sorting program instilled by the four founders of Hogwarts, combined with the results of more than a thousand years of sorting, through the method of big data analysis to determine which house a person is suitable to be sorted in…].

Joshua frowned, “But I’m different from the others, I’m a crosser…].

[So you may be discovered by this broken hat, how about it?] This system is awesome, right? 】

Joshua hurriedly clicked on the system interface, and as soon as he opened the Dementor immunity, he heard Professor McGonagall shouting to himself: “Joshua Joestar!” ”