Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts
Chapter 036
“Joshua Joestar!”
Professor McGonagall’s voice echoed in the dining room.
Although the Hogwarts restaurant also functions as an auditorium, it is still very dramatic to think about.
Putting these unrealistic thoughts behind him, Joshua turned his attention back and slowly walked towards the three-legged stool in front of him, where Professor McGonagall was waiting for him with the dirty and torn sorting hat.
“Hello, Professor McGonagall, we meet again, maybe I will be a student under your academy in the future~”
Professor McGonagall ignored Joshua, put her hat on his head and whispered to him, “Remember… Have no distractions, have a good exchange with the Sorting Hat…”
The hat was still a little bigger for Joshua, and only a portion of the students in the four houses below could be seen on top of his head. Three of the houses all looked at Joshua with eager eyes, as if expecting the Sorting Hat to give this last little wizard to their house.
This was especially true of Gryffindor, because the Weasleys had raised Joshua’s impression a lot, and as for the Slytherin side….
Malfoy seemed to have spread the word that Joshua was from a Muggle family, so basically the students there looked at him with either indifference or no care.
[Oh ~ interesting… Little one…].
It’s over! The hat speaks! ————Although Joshua wanted to shout like this, but think about it, otherwise he was likely to be regarded as a fool.
[I have been created by Godric Gryffindor, injected with ideas by several other founders, and possessed self-awareness as a sorting tool at Hogwarts…. You seem to be the first wizard who almost didn’t go to school because you didn’t get a ride…].
The hat was quite disgusting, showing his long history to himself, and then hitting Joshua very stiffly.
[So Mr. Hat, I know that my deeds are stupid enough, can you please stop revealing my scars?] Let’s start sorting the house, okay? 】
The sorting hat twisted over Joshua’s head, as if adjusting to a more comfortable position.
[Of course, kid. Oh, first of all we use elimination… I’m sorry, although I can see your ambitions and pursuits, the dream of becoming the apex of wizarding is not something that anyone dares to do. You also seem to have a ruthless consciousness, but…].
Joshua raised an eyebrow, “I’m a Muggle and not a Slytherin, aren’t I?] 】
The Sorting Hat said in a non-clap manner: [Eh… Although you may be a better fit for Slytherin in terms of personality, I really regret that I can’t go against Mr. Salazar’s will. 】
[Let’s talk about Ravenclaw… To achieve the strongest title in the wizarding world, you must have a corresponding wealth of knowledge, maybe you need to study in the ocean of knowledge, but… Child, the importance of the hard working students in Ravenclaw….].
The meaning of this is already obvious, to the effect that you are a scumbag and have no self-motivation at all, and putting you in Ravenclaw may make the children who want to learn become lazy. (So in fact, the reason for the classification of those key classes and rocket classes in middle school is actually this…) )
[In other words, now I am only left with two choices?] Hufflepuff vs Gryffindor? So your recommendation to me is… Let’s meditate in our hearts together…].
[Hufflepuff] [Gryffindor].
“Groove?!” Joshua jumped up straight from the stool in shock, “What the hell! ”
The teachers and students of the school looked at the little wizard in front of them in horror, and Professor McGonagall standing behind Joshua also became overwhelmed, this little guy didn’t get on the train, how can he even make a little moth for the sorting ceremony now?
“Joshua? Is there something going on? Professor McGonagall hurried to inquire so as not to make any big mess.
“Eh… No, Professor…” Joshua quickly sat down, fortunately just now the Sorting Hat followed his advice and did not directly call out Hufflepuff, otherwise he would have to go to Hufflepuff to be an honest man….
Emmm, it’s not that Hufflepuff is bad, it’s just that you look at what the Sorting Hat says about Hufflepuffs….
“You may belong to Hufflepuff, where people are upright and loyal, and Hufflepuff students are stoic and honest, not afraid of hard labor…”
Integrity is enough, honest Joshua thinks that he can barely take a side, but the latter is not afraid of hard labor…. Forget it, forget it, lazy cancer patients can’t afford to be injured.
And throughout most HP fan fiction, there are basically few books where the protagonist enters Hufflepuff… After watching the full series of HP, Joshua, a famous Hufflepuff alumnus, only remembers….
Hannah Abbot, the first beautiful girl in the Sorting House, was Hufflepuff and ended up stuck in Longbottom’s pile of cow dung;
And then… It’s the old and miserable Cedric brother who died, and the soy sauce was played almost the whole time in the Goblet of Fire, saying that there is something brilliant… But I can’t remember, quite the characteristics of the Hufflepuff unpretentious. And finally? Following Harry to touch the fake fire goblet of the Rausch son, biu~ teleported to the final boss, and then bian~ ate an Avadaso shot and hung up.
So Hufflepuff or something is extremely pitted for Joshua, who is inspired to become the protagonist!
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