Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

[So… Mr. Sorting Hat, can you tell me why you sorted me into Hufflepuff? 】

Joshua narrowed his eyes and smashed his most sinister-sounding voice into his head to communicate with the consciousness of the Sorting Hat.

[Ma~ Don’t resist it, child, some of the decisions I made will sound ridiculous to most people, but time will prove it for me eventually…].

[But you still have mistakes in judgment!] Especially if someone has multiple qualities! 】

Joshua remembered Harry, as the boy who hosted part of Voldemort’s soul in his body, he also had some of Voldemort’s abilities, such as parseltongue… Something brought with him by the fragments of Voldemort’s soul that made Harry almost sorted into Slytherin when he was in the Sorting House (how does it feel like Verus in League of Legends?). ）

The Sorting Hat didn’t know what Joshua was thinking, and the Dementors Waiver accurately protected part of Joshua’s memory.

[You have some truth in that, let’s say Minerva McGonagall and Filius Flitwick behind you, I also thought about putting them in the opposite house, letting Minerva go to Ravenclaw and Filius to Gryffindor… But they insisted on going to the academy they wanted to go to, and the result was… Their achievements are quite good…].

[Isn’t that it?] I think I should go to Gryffindor. 】

[Reason, child. 】

The Sorting Hat was silent for a moment, but still let go.

Joshua was also silent, a little worried that he couldn’t say it clearly….

If you can, it’s actually not bad to enter Ravenclaw or Slytherin, after all, there is less intersection with Harry, and it receives less attention from the upper echelons… It really works a lot for a person who likes to develop obscenely.

But in the same way, Hogwarts is also a small society, and if the country is compared to this school, then the four houses are undoubtedly four parties with different political views, and the current head of state is from the Gryffindor party.

The enthusiastic and brave Gryffindor, the faithful and simple Hufflepuff, the studious Ravenclaw, and the shrewd and cunning Slytherin.

If Joshua wanted to climb the ladder and become a human being, it would undoubtedly be more advantageous to become a Gryffindor.

The reason is simple, climb the thighs of the big guys and make the appearance of political correctness.

It was true that Joshua could choose not to be a Gryffindor, and with the generosity of Old Deng, he definitely did not count what house a minor wizard had chosen. But what if this little wizard is eager to make trouble? Do you think Old Deng will once again let a non-Gryffindor student do something wrong?

Besides… With the good relationship he has now established with the Weasley family, if he doesn’t go to Gryffindor to ask for a hood, isn’t that a bubble in his head? Only when you know more people is it easier to do things and talk about people’s feelings!

However, none of the above reasons can appear on the answer sheet….

So Joshua thought about it and said: [Red, I like red… I’m Chinese, so I like Gryffindor red, right? 】

The Sorting Hat didn’t know what to say for a while, and for the first time in all the years that he had been in charge of the Sorting House, he had seen someone who wanted to go to an academy for such a strange reason.

The Sorting Hat gave Joshua a more pertinent answer, “But I can’t just be so perfunctory in assigning you to Gryffindor… I’m sorry I looked at part of your memory, but I came to the conclusion from it … You seem to be a good fit to be a Hufflepuff…”

[Of course, the reason will not be like you are more suitable to use badgers as your chest pattern… But… How to say it… Ben Hat thinks you might… It’s a salted fish. 】

“Nope! I didn’t! I’m not! Joshua was anxious, stood up and shouted, which once again attracted the attention of the whole school.

[Oh… Kid, take it easy… I think…].

“Mr. Joestar! What the hell do you want to do?! Professor McGonagall scolded behind Joshua as if angry.

The students sitting below also began to talk about whether it might be a good thing for such a freak to come in as if their own academy came in. Only Gryffindor’s side was a little better, and the discussion was a little quieter.

[It seems that this is the only way to do this…].

Joshua kicked off the three-legged stool under his butt, grabbed the sorting hat on his head and turned the brim, and loudly announced to the dumbfounded Hogwarts teachers and students: “I, Joshua Joestar, have a dream that I think is right!” That is to be the strongest! Stand at the apex of the wizarding world! Even if Merlin is reincarnated, he will bow to me. ”

“So here I am… Arrived at the prestigious Hogwarts! But what do I see again? Lower students don’t want to make progress, older students only take exams! I was born to get to the roots! Fight hard for the mysteries of magic! Proceed to the truth and desperately! ”

“Now… Dumbledore is dying of old age, Voldemort is half dead, this is the worst of times and the best of times…. This is also our time, and the world is about to enter a new era! Not being able to dream and look to the future is the wrong world. I don’t conceit that everything I am right about, but no one can make me throw in the towel when I am moving towards my dreams! ”