Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

(I built a wire bed in my grandfather’s room…) But how to say it… It is extremely uncomfortable to sleep in the evening, that is, you can hear the echo of the steel wire cracking when you fart…

I’ll go back to my hometown in a while… While there is still enough time to post a chapter, there is only so much left today… ）

“This… No, no, no! I can’t do it! How can such a child’s play thing succeed?! ”

Listening to Joshua’s words, Harry read cold jokes for ten years.

“Why, you don’t want to serve the party-state… Ahem, don’t want to work for me Gryffindor?! ”

Joshua’s eyes narrowed, his momentum sank, and he brought BGM when he spoke, quite a bit of the cool appearance of interrogating human traffickers.

“But… You’re so unbelievable… Let me be that Seeker or something… Can’t Ron? ”

Harry weakly pointed to his good friend Ron, who was beside him.

He was now stuffing snacks into his mouth, and when he saw Harry reach out to him, he quickly shook his head to refuse, and the food crumbs on the corners of his mouth flew all over the sky, and one point flew to Hermione’s workbook, and the little witch glared at him.

“Me? I can’t either… Harry, you have to know that I have been practicing the goalkeeper position… If I want to be selected for the Quidditch team, at least Wood, the current captain of our Quidditch team, graduates…”

“But I think with your forced appearance, maybe you won’t be able to enter the team when you graduate!”

Hermione’s temper exploded a bit, she hadn’t learned many useful spells yet, and she was watching her homework book get messed up with food scraps mixed with Ron’s saliva.

“Well~ don’t be angry… Hermione, Ron didn’t mean to…”

Joshua pulled out his wand, “Clean up.” You see, isn’t it gone? ”

The contents of Hermione’s workbook disappeared in an instant.

“How’s that, I’m awesome, right?”

Joshua proudly straightened his chest, looking like Hermione you’re coming to praise me.

“Hah… It’s quite powerful…”

Joshua didn’t notice that Harry and Ron had quietly moved away from him.

“But it would be better if you didn’t erase my homework!!!”

Eat my peasant woman’s three punches!!!

Bang bang three times, Hermione’s little fist punch on the head still hurts…

Watching Hermione hold her homework book with a look of indignation and walk away from her group, Joshua smiled awkwardly.

“Ahem… After all, I haven’t been working on this spell for a long time… There will be mistakes, and it should be…”

Harry laughed obsessively, it was quite cool to see Joshua deflated.

“But then again… Leave Joshua alone, why you have to let Harry go be our Gryffindor Seeker… First of all, our first year students… It’s impossible to join Que, right? ”

It was Jordan who said this, not to play that, of course, but a little black boy in Gryffindor who was in charge of the commentary game, and like Joshua, he was also in first year.

“It’s not a thing! It’s true!

Joshua waved his hand, his face full of indifference.

“With the name of our immortal boy here, who dares to question Harry? Well?! I think maybe Professor McGonagall is crying to bring Harry closer to the team! ”

“Enough! Joshua! Don’t talk about it, okay? And don’t you think that now you are actually more famous than me?! Joestar’s great gentleman! ”

Harry was immediately annoyed by Joshua’s words, an older boy in adolescence, so blushing that he had to lower his head to hide his embarrassment.

“I’m not, I didn’t talk nonsense!”

Joshua was a set of denials at the time.

“I didn’t admit it, big gentleman or something… But this kind of thing still has to be seen what the senior students say… Oh ~ they’re back….”

The door hole in the common room was opened, and the fat woman’s portrait twisted to the side, revealing a large dark hole, from which a large group of senior students came out.

They didn’t know what they were arguing about, and the group laughed and watched the two living twins arguing with their prefect brother, which had become a sight in the Gryffindor common room every night.

“Hey! George! Fred… Well, and Percy! We have something to ask you here! ”

Joshua waved at the three.

George seemed grateful that someone had interrupted Percy’s preaching, and rushed to Joshua’s side with a cheer.

“What’s wrong? Grand Gentleman Joestar? Is there anything we need help with? ”

“If it’s a prank, we’re very welcome!”

Fred gave Joshua a thumbs up, his shining teeth shining in the dim light.

Percy sighed, he also knew the tempers of his two brothers, and he usually couldn’t persuade him, he really gave his head a headache to death.

“So… Joshua, why did you call us here? ”

“Well~ don’t be so serious, Percy~ Is anyone wrong here…”

Joshua laughed and moved his chair to make room for them.

“I heard… We don’t have a Seeker in our academy yet? It’s a big deal! ”

At the mention of this, the usually lively twins became a little melancholy, and Ron’s eyes almost popped out when he saw it, and it seemed that he had never seen his two living brothers show such expressions.

“yes… Joshua, we’ve been bothering about this for a long time…”

“I originally wanted to put a big dung bomb in the corridor today to ease my mood…”

“This was stopped by the damn Percy…”

“It’s obviously the best way to liven up the atmosphere… Eh…”

Just by looking at the way they sighed, people who didn’t know thought that the person who was wrong was Percy!

Percy’s eyes widened, and he wanted to turn his face, but Joshua reached out to stop him.

“Stop! We’re not arguing about this today! Let’s get down to business! Just this Gryffindor Quidditch team Seeker location! How many of you! What do you think of Harry?! ”

Joshua hugged Harry beside him and pushed him in front of them.

“Yo…. A few good…”

Harry smiled awkwardly but politely, and timidly reached out his hand in front of his chest and waved gently.

(Forgot at the beginning…) Thank you to Mr. Phoenix Island for the flowers, Mr. Death Advocate for the monthly pass, SCP for a long string of evaluation votes… ）_

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