Boyfriend For Hire

This Mid-Autumn Festival, Yang Xiao will take her boyfriend back to see his parents.

"Is it really settled this time?" Tang Shuge was lying on the lazy couch in his pajamas, holding a large box of ice cream in his hand, with his legs cocked, and asked curiously, "Are you going to open your arms to welcome a new life?"

Yang Xiao replied while putting on make-up: "Let's talk about it if it is uncertain. The main reason is that my parents are always worried for me. I want to take my current boyfriend to them and let them feel at ease."

Tang Shuge listened and nodded: "That's right. Teacher Yu is handsome and has a temperament. He is still a university professor. If you take him home to see his parents, uncles and aunts must rest assured!"

Yang Xiao helplessly: "How many times have I said, don't call him Teacher Yu, I am not Degang."

"How good is the relationship between Teacher Yu and Degang! It hasn't been split for decades, and ordinary couples are not so affectionate than Jin Jian!" Tang Shuge waved an ice cream spoon, "There is a tacit understanding and a common language. No matter how you look at it, your teacher is better than the last domineering president, right?"

Yang Xiao's expression froze for a moment: "I understand why your mother said you never do housework at home."

"…what?"

"Because you are really good at picking which pot and not opening it."

Yang Xiao, a boyfriend, is a real domineering president, let's call him-Your Majesty for the time being. His Majesty the King has a handsome appearance and an outstanding family background. He is also hardworking and has a net worth.

The two met in the workplace. At that time, Yang Xiao was still a reporter on location. During an interview at an economic conference, he met this handsome Mr. King.

The king fell in love with Yang Xiao at first sight, and immediately launched the domineering offensive in the Korean idol drama, including but not limited to "Tonight's playground is only the two of us", "Private jet will take you to the Louvre to see the exhibition", "Revolving Have dinner in the restaurant and invite the band to play", "Wrap all the clothes in the shop"...

Outsiders think Yang Xiao is very happy and can always be loved. But Yang Xiao felt extremely tired, because the king was very machismo, and everything must be decided by him.

Yang Xiao sometimes suspects that the king does not need a girlfriend, only a beautiful and delicate and obedient doll.

After two years of contact, the king expressed his compassion to consider giving birth.

Yang Xiao felt that something was wrong and asked, "Consider having children? Shouldn't you consider getting married first?"

"Um..." said the king, "it's better to be a husband, and I will talk about marriage after you have a child."

Yang Xiao was shocked.

Yang Xiao thought of various cases on the social news, and said in surprise: "Are you going to let me get pregnant first when I am unmarried? Mister, then get a certificate for the child?"

"Of course not." The king shook his head.

Yang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.

I don't think the king has the second half of his sentence to finish.

The king said: "You can get the certificate only if you have a boy."

Yang Xiao: "...What if you give birth to a girl?"

"Then continue to give birth, and when will the boy be born and then receive the certificate."

Yang laughed and understood. It seems that this domineering president has the throne in his family and urgently needs to inherit.

Yang Xiao immediately said that they had a gameover, and she absolutely couldn't accept the matter of getting in the train first and then making up the ticket.

The king asked in surprise: "Is there anything wrong with getting in the car and then paying for the ticket? Work is to go to work and then pay, go to the restaurant to eat first and then pay, and to go to the supermarket to shop first and then pay!"

Yang Xiao said coldly: "So when you are old, I will cremate you first and wait for you to die?"

"..."

Yang Xiao has always been a vigorous and resolute person. The next day after the two broke up, they packed up and moved out of the king's house, and moved in to share with their girlfriends.

She didn't take away the things that didn't belong to her, whether it was jewelry, bags, beautiful clothes... She never needed expensive gifts from him, all she needed was a lover who was connected.

After the breakup, Yang Xiao changed jobs, from the front of the stage to behind the scenes, the job was busier, the hair was less, and he made more money.

She didn't want to start the second relationship so soon, but sometimes the relationship came so suddenly. At a gathering of friends, she met Yu Huaibo, an associate professor at Huacheng University of Foreign Studies.

Professor Yu is ten years older than Yang Xiao, with a mature taste that has accumulated over time. He has a gentle temperament, wearing a white shirt and gold-rimmed glasses, and he is a walking hormone generator.

The two have been together for a year and their relationship is stable. After serious consideration, Yang Xiao decides to take Huaibo home to see his parents.

The time is set for this Mid-Autumn Festival, which coincides with the weekend.

For this reason, Yang Xiao took the time to do beauty treatments and planted new false eyelashes. His whole face was radiant, and it was all the smell of happiness that was piled up with money.

While Yang Xiao was putting on makeup in front of the mirror, Tang Shuge answered the phone. The boss called and asked her about her work.

When she hung up, Yang Xiao asked with concern: "Tangtang, how about your new job?"

"The new job is great! There is less overtime and the prospects are broad. The boss said that he is financing now. When the A round is completed, we can lie down and wait for the money!" Tang Shuge said happily.

Yang Xiao is not so optimistic, for fear that this best friend will be fooled into the Internet black kiln factory.

Tang Shuge didn't know what was going on, and his work luck was very bad. For every job she finds, the company will close in less than six months. However, she herself is quite optimistic. It is rare for Internet companies to survive for a long time. She just eats a meal, as long as the company does not default on wages.

Yang Xiao asked: "What does your company do? What projects does it have?"

Tang Shuge took out his phone, tapped on the screen, and handed it over: "Look, the app developed by our company, this is a blue ocean!"

Yang Xiao took a look and saw that there was a sky blue icon on the phone. After opening it, several pictures of beautiful men popped up, and each picture was marked with a different price.

Yang Xiao was stunned: "...Now that Cowherd is released, can you order takeaway?"

"What?" Tang Shuge said airly, "This is our company's project, the must-have app for urban beauty-‘Cloud Sharing Boyfriend’!"

According to her, their company provides a boyfriend rental service, which can be packaged for time, day or week, to help single girls get rid of "crazy suitors", "workplace sexual harassment" and "marriage urging army", from mixed races to ethnic minorities. From the gentle uncle to the young wolf dog, all types have everything.

Yang Xiao asked suspiciously: "Speaking of which, you are still a Cowboy. Apart from selling art and not selling yourself, what is the difference between your company and the nightclub?"

"Of course there is a difference!" Tang Shuge said, "We can also issue _ tickets!"

Yang Xiao clasped his fists: "Admire!"

…

Today is actually the anniversary of the first anniversary of the relationship between Yang Xiao and Yu Huaibo. They plan to go to the hot springs on the outskirts of the city, live there at night, and drive back to see their parents at noon tomorrow.

The two met at the gate of Huaibo's school.

Yang Xiao arrived a while early, and stood waiting under the green shade at the school gate.

She was hesitant to call Yu Huaibo when she saw her car driving out of the school gate.

Yang Xiao was about to stretch out his hand to greet, and suddenly found that the car was slowly parked on the side of the road. A few minutes later, a little girl got out of the passenger seat.

The little girl is estimated to be less than twenty years old, dressed very purely, carrying a backpack, and looking like a student.

Yang Xiao is not the kind of jealous and cranky girlfriend. Even if she sees a strange girl stepping down from Yu Huaibo's passenger seat, she will only be a hitchhiker.

Yang Xiao approached and happened to hear the conversation between the girl and Yu Huaibo.

The girl said, "Thank you, Professor Yu."

Look, it really is a free-rider student.

Yu Huaibo smiled softly, his eyes were like deep pool water, he could drown a feather.

Yu Huaibo looked at the young and ignorant little girl and said, "I'm out of school, and call me a professor?"

The little girl flushed before she had been involved in the world.

And Yang Xiao, who was standing in the shade of the tree and witnessing all of this, turned green with a lift of his head.

…

Ten minutes later, Yang Xiao walked around from the other side of the gate, pretending to be late, and got into Yu Huaibo's car.

Yu Huaibo didn't drive immediately, but took out a minute and looked at his girlfriend carefully.

His gaze is so soft, being watched by such a gaze, no matter which girl it is, he will think that he is deeply loved by him.

"You look different today." He said.

Yang Xiao let him watch it casually, and asked with a smile, "Where is it different?"

"It feels more beautiful than the last time I met." Yu Huaibo praised her.

Yang Xiao nodded: "Yes, of course it's beautiful. I only spent 1,000 yuan for cosmetics yesterday, and 500 yuan for eyelashes. They are all in RMB, can they be beautiful?"

Yu Huaibo: "..."

He drove towards the hot spring resort, and the two of them had questions and answers along the way, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

The price of this resort is extremely expensive. One night’s room rate cost Yang Xiaoxiao half a month’s salary. If it weren’t for celebrating the anniversary, she would never have booked such an expensive hotel.

The house is quite luxurious, and there is an independent pond in the courtyard, sprinkled with rose petals, it is very romantic.

Yu Huaibo took off his clothes and put on a bathrobe.

He is more than 1.8 meters tall, and because he has been in the classroom all the year round, his skin is very white, but because he is over thirty-five years old, it is inevitable that he has neglected to exercise. Although he is thin, he is dry and shapeless.

When he changed his clothes, Yang Xiao sat aside and looked at him. In the past, she felt that "white and thin is better than black and fat", but now she feels that she might as well take the money from him to the museum and spend the night in a corpse.

Seeing her not changing clothes, Yu Huaibo gently urged: "Hurry up, I'll wait for you in the hot spring."

These words are full of hints, and this is also the purpose of their two hot spring resorts.

Yang Xiao changed his guilt look, and replied: "Before I came out today, I suddenly found out that I had a period..."

When the period comes, you must not soak in the hot springs.

Not only can't soak in hot springs, but also can't have any **** life.

Yu Huaibo was surprised: "How come... isn't your menstrual period on the 5th of every month?"

This time, Yang Xiao was surprised. He had known that Yu Huaibo worked meticulously, but he didn't expect to remember his menstrual period clearly.

Really a "good boyfriend" posted by individuals.

Yang Xiao's expression remained unchanged, and calmly said: "I have been busy with work recently and have irregular work and rest. I came early."

Speaking of this, today’s planned long-term romantic bathing line can only be “pampered”.

Yu Huaibo said: "It's a pity, I heard that the hot springs here are very good."

"So you take a good soak for me." Yang Xiao told me, "A little more soak, don't waste money. I have an appointment with a spa, and I will do it now."

So a couple of lovers, one stayed in the house to soak in the hot spring, and the other went to the spa.

When Yu Huaibo entered the pool, his mobile phone was laid on the table.

Yang Xiao cast a glance, but didn't take it.

Instead, he took away the smart watch that the other party had left on the sink.

This smart watch was given to him by Yang Xiao as a social gift. It shares a network with the mobile phone, and all software is interoperable.

Yang Xiao has never had the habit of chasing Gang, nor has he turned over Huaibo's mobile phone, and has always given him full trust.

But when trust collapses, sometimes it only takes a word, a look, and a moment.

Yang Xiao didn't know Yu Huaibo's password, but she could guess it. His birthday, ID number, phone number... After the fourth attempt, Yang Xiao opened the work number that Yang Xiao used for Huaibo.

She lay on the spa bed and clicked on his WeChat.

The smartwatch has a small screen, and it took Yang Xiao a while to flip it over to herself.

She was named—*26

There are 25 people before her and 8 people behind.

Yang Xiao first clicked on his chat box and found that his notes were very long.

*26: Yang Xiao, twenty-five years old, birthday 0820, Leo, shoe size 36, height 168cm, weight 95-98, menstrual period on the 5th of each month. Graduated from the Department of Journalism, and directed at a TV station. Had a boyfriend. Strong personality. The only daughter, a native of the city, without a marriage room. The parents have retired, have high blood pressure, take medicine all the year round, and the parents have medical insurance, so the burden is light. Chest flat, a cup.

Yang Xiao: "..."

She looked down at her A-cup, and thought to herself that she was so sorry. She was so flat, she was really wronged.

Yang Xiao randomly clicked on the 18th, and found that the remarks were more than his own, and the 18th had a D cup on the chest, which was marked by Yu Huaibo with four exclamation marks.

Yang Xiao zoomed in on the head of the 18th and looked at it. She was indeed very handsome and had a big chest.

In the chat log, the 18th Guan Yu Huaibo called her husband.

In fact, it doesn't matter if a husband is not a husband, after all, Yang Xiao now only wants Yu Huaibo to be the father-in-law.

She used the screen recording function to record all the criminal evidence. With so many girls, she recorded them for more than half an hour.

Then, she used Huaibo's WeChat to draw all the girls into the same group.

Then, sent a kiss expression.

Then, send out the screen recording.

Then, wait for WeChat to explode.

After doing all this, she threw the smart watch into the hot spring pool.

The little girl who gave her a spa was terrified and asked tremblingly, "Sister, are you crying?"

Yang Xiao closed his eyes and said: "Don't mind, I won't cry for long. My new kind of false eyelashes are very expensive, and my eye cream is more expensive. A dog man is not worthy to make me cry for more than five minutes."

Five minutes later, Yang Xiao wiped away her tears and dialed the phone of her girlfriend.

"Tangtang, I broke up with Yu Huaibo." Yang Xiao said, "Help me rent a fake boyfriend on the app, and accompany me home to see my parents tomorrow."