Boyfriend For Hire

"What?!!! broke up?!!!"

Tang Shuge, who was sitting on the sofa chasing the drama, immediately sat up, and he didn't care about eating half of the watermelon in his arms. He hurriedly asked: "Break up? Why break up? Isn't today your first anniversary?"

As a girlfriend, Tang Shuge is very concerned about Yang Xiao: "You quarreled? So you want to break up?"

Yang Xiao asked calmly: "Tangtang, you and I have known each other for more than ten years. Do you think I am the kind of person who can be enthusiastic and enthusiastic?"

Tang Shuge thought about it carefully. Although Yang Xiao had a hot temper, everything she did was carefully thought out. She decided to break up with Yu Huaibo, there must be a reason for her to do so.

"Why is that?" Tang Shuge was confused.

Yang Xiao had nothing to hide. In a few words, he told his girlfriends what happened tonight.

When she said that "there are more than 30 confidantes in Yu Huaibo's WeChat", Tang Shuge was so angry.

"Trash! Bastard! Shameless!" Tang Shuge angrily, "True to be a love saint, this is 9102, he still wants to embrace the right and the right to enjoy the blessing of the people??"

Tang Shuge said again: "Smile, you can’t spare him lightly. Let me say that pulling all his girlfriends into a group is only the first step. You can post an anonymous post to expose his good deeds. On their school’s forum, copy another copy to school leaders..."

"No need." Yang Xiao interrupted her, "Those girls are victims just like me, even a few of his students. If I rashly expose it, the straight male cancer keyboard guys on the Internet might praise him. Huaibo'has the ability', and instead laughed at the innocent girls who were being coaxed."

After listening to her explanation, Tang Shuge gradually calmed down and said sincerely: "Smile, you are really amazing. If I encounter this kind of thing, I must be fed the dog by all my senses. Maybe I will cut it with scissors now. His little JJ is now."

"At least you are right about one thing." Yang laughed.

"what's up?"

"He is really a little JJ." Yang Xiao said sarcastically, "Not only is JJ young, but he is also very active. I thought he was too busy at work before, but now I know that it turned out that he was overuse of the kidneys and premature ejaculation. "

"..."

The two girlfriends chatted for a while, and quickly turned to the topic. Yang Xiao asked Tang Shuge to help her rent a boyfriend on the app, and meet him directly downstairs at her house tomorrow.

Tang Shuge patted his chest: "No problem, wrap it on me!" She asked, "What do you want from your boyfriend? Let me see... Now there is a mixed-race model on sale, what do you think?"

"Not very good." Yang Xiao was speechless, "Anyway, I am not looking for a real boyfriend, as long as he is a man, alive, and can help me deal with my parents tomorrow."

Yang's parents have high blood pressure. Last year, her father had a heart bypass operation, and he couldn't survive the irritation. Yang Xiao had agreed with his parents in advance that he would take his boyfriend home. If he told them that his boyfriend had cheated and the two broke up, the old couple's body would definitely not be able to hold it.

Fortunately, she can also "cloud share" her boyfriend.

…

When Yang Xiao finished arranging things for tomorrow, it happened that the spa was also finished.

She got up and dressed, the girl in the mirror was radiant.

She looked in the mirror and told herself softly: "Yang Xiao, you are the one who has the last laugh. Don't be knocked down by such a small setback."

After all, she went straight back to her room.

This resort covers a large area, with a total of only twelve holiday houses, each with its own butler.

When she walked to the door, she saw her exclusive butler and five security guards blocking there. They frowned and looked at the door of the room, with a worried expression on everyone's face.

"What's the matter?" Yang Xiao asked.

The exclusive housekeeper turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw Yang Xiao wrapped in a bathrobe, walking from the corridor of the first paragraph. He was surprised and happy again: "Miss Yang? Are you not in the house?"

"No." Yang Xiao said, "I went to the spa, why are you all around the door of my room?"

After Yang Xiao approached and heard all the sounds coming from the room, he understood.

Although there was a door panel blocking it, it couldn't stop the hysterical roar of the man in the room.

"Yang Xiao, you're a ****, you actually counted on Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu must show you a good look!" Yu Huaibo in the room had torn his disguise a long time ago, swearing while throwing things in the room.

Because the movement he made was too great, the exclusive housekeeper thought he was using violence against Yang Xiao, so the housekeeper called the security guard and hesitated whether to break into the house to save people.

Seeing that Yang Xiao came back, the housekeeper hurriedly said: "Miss Yang, you are fine, your boyfriend..." He whispered, "...Do you need us to call the police?"

Yang Xiao moved in his heart and immediately deduced the chain reaction caused by the alarm.

Even if the police came, the police could not arrest Yu Huaibo for cheating on him. Moreover, Yu Huaibo just smashed things and didn't really use violence against Yang Xiao. As long as he had the money to pay for the loss of the resort, he would still get away with it.

…Can you just spare him like this?

Yang Xiao looked at the housekeeper and the strong security guards, sighed and said silently: "Don't call the police, call...120."

Butler: "Huh?"

Yang Xiao lowered his head and said in a low voice: "My boyfriend actually has a very serious schizophrenia and is prone to hallucinations. He has been taking medicine to control it well, but I did not expect that I left for such a short time and he fell ill. ."

Along with her "explanation", Yu Huaibo's frantic roar continued to be heard inside the door, which was indeed "conclusive evidence."

The steward nodded immediately, and his eyes on Yang Xiao were full of pity.

—Such a good girl, she has such a schizophrenic man!

He hurriedly called 120 and told the operator that a violent schizophrenic had appeared in the resort. The hospital took it seriously, but within ten minutes, several fully armed staff arrived with restraints. .

The butler opened the door with the spare room card, only to see Huaibo standing in the middle of the messy room. The vases and murals in the room were all broken, and the quilts and pillows were taken apart and thrown into the hot spring pool. The room was full of cotton.

As soon as the door opened, Yu Huaibo's eyes were red, and he saw Yang Xiao outside the door at a glance. He didn't care about the others outside the door, and he was about to rush forward with teeth and claws.

Yang Xiao never thought that this gentleman who had been with him for a year had such a crazy and terrifying side. She just demolished more than 30 cages he had woven with love words, and he simply tore off his mask.

It is said that knowing people, knowing the face and not knowing the heart, now Yang Xiao finally sees him clearly.

"Yang Xiao," Yu Huaibo cursed, "I want to kill you!"

Facing the man rushing up, Yang Xiao calmly stepped back, revealing the medical staff behind her.

Immediately afterwards, the medical staff and several tall security guards rushed forward and pressed Yu Huaibo to the ground.

Yu Huaibo: "???"

He seemed to have been splashed with cold water, instantly calmed down, and asked in shock: "Who are you?"

The doctor did not speak, but Yu Huaibo saw the name of the hospital psychiatric department printed on his white coat.

Yu Huaibo shouted: "Let go of me! I am not mentally ill! I am a university professor! I am not mentally ill!"

The two doctors didn't change their expressions at all. They punched Diazepam on him, and saw the man who was just like a mad dog, and suddenly fell asleep.

…

This evening, it can only be described by the word "chicken and dog jumping".

Yang Xiao first used the card in Huaibo's wallet to cross out his loss of smashing the holiday house, and then rushed to the hospital to pay for his hospitalization.

As for the bed? It is impossible to accompany the bed in this life.

Yang Xiao directly used Huaibo's mobile phone to call the superiors of their college, saying that he was in hospital and needed someone to take care of him.

The school leader was taken aback and asked: "Which hospital?"

Yang Xiao answered: "Department of Psychiatry, Anding Hospital."

School leader: "...??" Professor Yu, a good researcher, entered the psychiatric department? ? ?

Yu Huaibo is not from the city, and his family is not around. If nothing happened last night, he could casually call one-thirtieth of his girlfriends over to accompany the bed. But now there is no one around him, the school can only send someone to visit the hospital.

Before hanging up the phone, the college leader asked Yang Xiao: "We know the situation. I don't know who you are? How do you call him?"

"I'm not him." Yang Xiao answered calmly, "My name is Lei Feng."

…

Yang Xiao didn't sleep all night, and her temples were sore.

But she is in good spirits, and there is one tough battle left to fight this weekend.

She went home first, changed her clothes, and carefully touched up her makeup. Tang Shuge was awakened by her and came out of his bedroom in a daze.

Tang Shuge hugged the pillow with the head of idol, and was so sleepy that he couldn't stand it, and he was still caring about his girlfriend: "Smile, are you okay?"

"What can I do?" Yang Xiao lowered his head to select in the lipstick box, flicked a Dior 999 with his finger, stopped and picked it up.

It is said that you can see the personality of a girl through the choice of lipstick color. For example, Tang Shuge is very suitable for the clear grapefruit color, which will make her charming and cute, very lively and girly.

Yang Xiao prefers blood-like lipsticks. Just like she herself, she has outstanding temperament, capable and neat.

Yang Xiaoxuan opened her mouth red, and described the peaks of her lips carefully in front of the mirror. The lipstick cream is delicate, and draws a dazzling red on the lips. In the mirror, she could not see a trace of fatigue, her eyes were bright.

Seeing her as usual, Tang Shuge relaxed, rubbing his eyes and muttering sleepily, "I have already rented your boyfriend for you... Meet at the gate of your parents' community at 11:30. You are looking for a rush, and the highly praised veterans have no schedule. This is a newcomer, but the photos look very energetic and shouldn't show off."

"Okay, trouble you." Without the help of a girlfriend, Yang Xiao wouldn't be able to overcome this difficulty today.

…

Yang Xiao went to the garage to fetch the car, and ran towards his parents' house with a kick.

She lives in the north of the city, but her TV station is in the west of the city, far away. In order to get a few more hours of sleep every morning, and after working overtime, she doesn't need to cross most of the capital to get home, so she moved out of the house just after graduation.

Tang Shuge is at the same table in her junior high school. In the Internet company 996, the two rent a suite together, and they usually have a caregiver.

Yang Xiao drove a small red Buick, the price was not expensive, but every penny was earned on his own, and he didn't ask for help from the family. She has good driving skills. After riding in the torrent of traffic for more than half an hour, she soon arrived at the gate of her parents' house.

She looked at her watch, it was only eleven o'clock-there was still half an hour before the appointment with Yunshaan boyfriend.

She pulled over, turned off the engine, sat in the car alone, quietly sorting out her thoughts.

From yesterday to now, it only took more than ten hours, but her seemingly perfect life was turned upside down in an instant.

She personally took revenge on the scumbag, isn't it cool?

Cool, very cool.

But she couldn't help thinking back to him and Yu Huaibo over and over again in the past year.

She couldn't believe it, why could Yu Huaibo treat her meticulously while using the same means to play with other girls' feelings?

Yang Xiao has never been a love brain. On the contrary, in her life plan, family, friends, and career are all ranked before "love".

But by the way, she has fallen into a terrible love twice in a row, wasting time and affection on the scumbag.

She sighed, only feeling an indescribable exhaustion rushing to her heart.

It was said that such a delicate beauty would never cry, but her tears fell out unknowingly. Yang Xiao sat in the car and cried silently for a while. She cried five of the newly planted false eyelashes. She seemed to see the RMB moving away from her, and she felt even more uncomfortable.

She was lowering, and suddenly heard a noisy applause from the side of the road.

Applause and whistle were mixed together. Yang Xiao raised his head and looked out of the car window subconsciously. Only a few boys were gathering to play basketball on the basketball court of the community not far away.

Because this community is a family home, the neighborhood is familiar with it. Yang Xiao recognized several of the young faces, all high school students in the same community. Time flies so fast. Yesterday they were like cats, calling "Sister Xiaoxiao" behind her, but in the blink of an eye, they all grew into big and small boys.

Among the group of high school students, there is a figure that stands out.

It was a tall young man, more than half a head taller than the surrounding boys. Yang Xiao slapped his tongue and estimated that the young man's height should be far more than 1.9 meters.

He was wearing a simple T-shirt and jeans, with short, fluffy hair, and his sideburns were pushed up diagonally, with beads of sweat hanging on the ends of his hair.

The basketball was flying under him. He seemed to be doing magic. He broke through the defensive line of those high school students from a tricky angle, rushed to the rim with ease, and then jumped high, handsome and neatly slammed into the goal. .

After slam dunk, he grabbed the rim and swung in a bragging manner, his body leaped forward along the inertia, and then fell back into the crowd with ease.

After landing, he was quickly surrounded by his surrounding teammates. They surrounded him, high-fiving him one by one, celebrating the victory.

He casually put his arms around a teammate's neck, leaned back his neck and laughed wantonly, with a young man's unique pride.

-Very public, but not offensive.

Yang Xiao's tears stopped long ago. She looked in the direction of the basketball court, watching one game after another without knowing it.

She is not interested in all sports. Tang Shuge had a crush on Bancao when she was fifteen or sixteen years old. Every time Bancao played basketball, she would drag Yang Xiao to watch the game. But Yang Xiao felt that it was boring to watch a few boring men chasing a boring ball around the field, so it's better to go back to study.

Counting this down, Yang Xiao hasn't watched a basketball game in seven or eight years.

Unexpectedly, she would sit in the car and watch a basketball game today, twelve hours after she was just broken in love.

It turned out that she didn't like basketball—but she didn't like basketball that was too bad.

She subconsciously chased the tall figure, watching the young man running on the court, the hot wind blowing through his fluttering hair, it was a good look of youth.

…Are the current high school students developing so well?

She was catching this incident when the mobile phone in her bag rang.

He took a look and found that Tang Shuge had sent her a WeChat message.

Sugar Sugar: Have you seen your cloud sharing boyfriend?

Sugar: [cute] [naughty]

Sugar Sugar: Woman, are you still satisfied with what you see?

Yang Xiao: "..."

Oops, it was too fascinating to watch the wild handsome guy, and he forgot to do business.

Tang Shuge had already sent over the phone number of his shared boyfriend. Yang Xiao, seeing that it was 11:30, hurriedly dialed the number of the boyfriend Yun.

The phone rang three times.

beep.

beep.

beep.

The phone was picked up—

"Hello?" Yang Xiao stared at the basketball court while talking on the phone.

It's a coincidence that the "slam dunk" on the basketball court also walked to the side of the court and started answering the phone.

Yang Xiao retracted his gaze and talked on the phone intently. "Hello sir, I am..."

"I know," a nice baritone wafted over the phone, with a smile, "you are my girlfriend."