Bringing System to Great Tang

The atmosphere of the wedding suddenly became lively, and the guests laughed.

Li Yi played with the officiant on stage, and the officiant and the bride and groom had to cooperate with him.

Everyone was making trouble together. It was supposed to be a serious wedding, so he turned it into a happy ceremony.

Originally, there was a procedure for the bride to cry, but she was reluctant to leave her parents.

Li Yi hurriedly said: "It's so sad, I'm going to cry, think about how difficult it is for parents to raise a daughter, and now they're going to marry far away. If they want to meet again, they need to travel more than five hundred mountains. step.

I decided to give the groom and the bride a bicycle, just ride on their own, hold your breath, and go to your natal or in-law's house when you can breathe. "

"Hahahaha~~~" The guests burst out laughing.

The bride and the parents of the bride, who were brewing emotionally and wanted to cry, finally broke the defense and laughed along.

"I'm not joking, it's a real gift, don't look at the one hundred tins sold outside, I'm sending a bicycle that two people pedal together.

It's agreed, let's live together and work hard together, whoever deviates at that time, don't say that I, the host of the wedding, will turn his face. "

Li Yi still said with a smile, sending a tandem bicycle and making a request at the same time, the two of you cannot be separated.

What do you mean by breaking up with the two of us who gave you two a marriage certificate?

The two families knew that this was no joke and kept reassuring them.

When waiting for the program to enter the bridal chamber, Li Yi took the groom and ran away, holding a large bottle of water: "Drink! If you don't drink it, you will die."

The groom didn't dare to bet on whether Li Dongzhu could kill himself, so he drank.

"Spit, spit, bend over, press the hole under the throat by yourself, press, spit, good drip, drink, drink again."

Li Yi instructed the groom to spit and spit. The groom had drank before, and drank yellow wine.

"Master Li, I don't even know if there's anything left in my stomach, okay?" The groom didn't dare to resist.

"Does your throat hurt?" Li Yi asked.

"It doesn't hurt, it just feels like spitting water. I didn't eat anything, so I just ate two pieces of caramel in my mouth." The groom explained.

"Come on, drink, have a big beer, drink it up, what's it like?"

"I want to vomit."

"I also said that I didn't feel it, vomit, drink it again, what does it feel like."

"Hey! Isn't it hard?"

"Do you want to vomit?"

"No, I still want to drink."

"Do you know how to enter the bridal chamber?",

"I know, we both... I won't tell you."

"Very good, take this pill, and then go to the bridal chamber. I will help you to stop others who want to make trouble in the bridal chamber. Eat it quickly."

"Master Li, do you still have this good thing?" The groom understood.

"I have a lot of good things, eat it! Go! When you have a baby, remember to go to Zhuangzi immediately.

If after three months, the situation is still the same, your wife has not stopped menstruating, you must come to Zhuangzi, you should understand the seriousness of this matter. "

"Then should I be above or below?" The groom was a little scared, so he asked the location.

"You should be in the underworld, get out." Li Yi kicked his leg after feeding the groom.

The psychological effect is first manifested. The groom goes back and pulls the bride into the bridal chamber. When walking, his feet feel awkward.

"Hehe!" Li Yi laughed, I'm already the officiant, you have to get a child.

"Thank you for not eating too much at noon." Bi Gou ate the water table at the wedding banquet, and stretched out his chopsticks to grab a big ball, hesitating and hesitating.

"Sixteen people eat, one bite per person."

Li Yi picked it up, took chopsticks and divided it into 16 parts, divided vertically and then horizontally.

As a result, more than 20 copies were divided, not 16 copies at all.

Everyone stretched out their chopsticks, even if they were happy.

"Xiaoyi, you are really amazing, this old man won't do this, but the woman should cry, why are you laughing?"

Bi Gou admits that Xiaoyi can hold up on any occasion, it just depends on whether Xiaoyi is willing.

"The two villages are next to each other, why are you crying? Does it mean that the Tang Dynasty is to be separated from the dividing line between the villages?

It's just that some officiants are incompetent and have to play sensational.

It's not easy to raise a daughter, and you have to give it away. In fact, it has already been given away, and the son-in-law of the family will come to send things every few minutes.

Even the old husband and mother-in-law lived there and then came back, and the son-in-law took care of them all the way, just like taking care of their own parents.

Why do you have to wait for this time of marriage to make people cry? Second push? Farewell to life and death?

Say goodbye in here, then fight in the lonely and long way. Floating clouds and wandering children mean, sunset old friendship? Hypocritical! "

Li Yi despised, despised some of his wedding people at that time, the level was too concave, he knew sensationalism, and others would not.

People were very happy, but you have to make me cry? Do you think you have the level? Pooh!

Li Yi was disgusted, so he made the wedding happy until he sent the newlyweds to the bridal chamber.

"Gangrou, tell the truth, what else can't you do?"

Zhang Jiuling was the most convinced, he felt that Li Yi was omnipotent.

I was in charge of officiating the wedding today, and everyone had no preparations. The officiant was frightened and needed to be rescued.

Rigid and soft went up, it was too natural, and he took over the words at once, and the atmosphere was mobilized.

Saving a station is like putting out a fire. Have you ever practiced it?

"Jiuling, let me tell you, don't tell anyone else." Li Yi lowered his voice.

Zhang Jiuling suddenly raised her chest, pursed her lips, and her eyes were firm: "Just say it. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

"I can't have a baby by myself, really. Ouch! What are you doing? Are you biting?"

Li Yi avoided Zhang Jiuling's "chasing and killing" and shouted all the way to eat the big feast.

The elders of the two families on the big table can only sit on this table, the chairman should not think about it.

Even so, the two families feel that the location is good.

In this lifetime, if the Emperor Taishang, His Majesty, Dongzhu Li, Zaisuke, and princesses can participate together, the marriage will be stable.

Husbands dare not treat their wives badly, and wives depend on their husbands.

The husband and wife were protected into the bridal chamber, and Li Longji asked the two villagers: "The drought is serious here?"

"It's not heavy, but it's raining less. Let's kill the well by ourselves. The paddy fields planted there in the south were dry fields before. Isn't that what Li Dongzhu plotted into a river!"

"It's actually quite sad right now. You said that there should be a lot of locusts in the drought? It didn't happen. The villagers were looking forward to it, and they even offered incense. I beg the locust god, alas! I won't give it!"

The villagers of the two villages said one after another, one said that the dry fields were changed into paddy fields, and the other complained that the drought was not enough.

Li Yi is tangled, your answer is to discuss in advance, right? Blocked at both ends?

"Are there any grievances?" Song Jing also felt that it was too plain.

"Yes, the people from our village are next to theirs, and then they grow melons, the vines go over, and the little melons go into his jar.

Now that the melon has grown up, the melon can't be taken out. If you want to sell it, the other party can't break the jar.

The two families are at a stalemate, what should I do? Want melons or cans? "

A person suddenly jumped out, talking and gesturing, the problem of planting melons.

A few years ago, Song Jing might have been embarrassed, but now that he heard it and gritted his teeth, he felt that he had been humiliated.

Is your strategy for me or for Xiaoyi? For me, I solve it, for Xiaoyi... Are you tired of living?

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