Brother Dao Committed Evil Again

The errand giant is still unattainable, and the rest of the people are even more unattainable.

This is not ordinary strength, it is ridiculously strong.

As it turned out that the start of the arena was getting closer, and it was still eleven months away, Ren was highly skeptical about whether he could qualify for the arena.

There are some gaps that cannot be made by hard work, but also depends on talent and opportunities.

In terms of talent, wherever he goes, he is the worst cultivator.

In terms of opportunities, opportunities have always come to him, not deliberately pursued by him.

For a man like him who is full of bad luck, some are only accompanied by endless bad luck. He can trip over every step of the way, and even stir-fry a dish and fry the pot into pieces. How can he live every moment carefully? , what else can you pursue?

Any one of these courtyards was built by himself. The houses on this island are owned by the owner, and only he is an outsider.

Because of the complex terrain, the caves of the monks here are also strange and unique, each with its own characteristics.

For example, the old man of God Lord, his cave dwelling is in a big tree trunk that has the same life as heaven and earth, and a small tree hole contains the universe.

From the outside, only one person can be accommodated. When you go in, you know that the world has everything in it, and even if people from the entire island swarm in, they can hold it.

There is a world hidden in a grain of sand. This is the method of any immortal family that I admire very much. However, no one can master the entire island except the old man, the **** master, because the gods and spirits it consumes are comparable to this sea.

No matter how much he weighed himself, his current level of spirituality, at best, has grown from a small bowl to a bucket, the difference is not one or two points, but a huge difference.

The places with good scenery on the island have already been selected by the candidates, and any one found a huge rock as high as a mountain, and simply made a stone house.

Of course, such a arduous project cannot be done by such a powerless millet **** like him. Thanks to one eye, he brought the fat female cultivator here to help, and either one himself has done so much. The price of a little bit is to open a small stove for the two of them for a month.

These days, all kinds of small animals, vegetables and fruits are served in turn, all made according to their requirements, and any one has become their personal chef.

And today was his last day to serve them, and he would be free in the future.

Since the old man of God Lord is here, he is naturally brought to the table by any one, looking at the food that is different from those cauldron dishes, expressing strong dissatisfaction,

"My dear, I didn't expect you to eat alone. What's more, you don't call the old man me when you eat, it's just unconscionable."

The fat nun was biting a braised pork elbow in her mouth, and said dissatisfiedly,

"You always lie down and talk without backache. For this meal, one-eyed and one-eyed get up from morning to night to build a house for this guy. It's not easy for us."

"It's already been paid to you, so you can be content. If you always want to eat, it's not easy, as long as you can give this young man a little sweetness, I will ensure that you will be full of meat and meat in the future."

"Bai-whore~ Still sweet? You're timid, the old man doesn't show his power, you're all going to ride on my neck and shit."

To dare to arrange him like this, you have to beat these people out.

The old man of God Lord picked up a bare bone and threw it at him, making the fat female cultivator scream, and her elbow almost fell to the ground.

"Woooooo... I was wrong!"

The fat female cultivator turned her back, not daring to say no more to the old man God Lord.

One of the eyes on the side didn't answer, but just kept making a fortune and eating like crazy.

In the future, he can only eat a big pot of rice with those people on the island. Although the taste is still good, it is still a big gap compared to this small stove prepared by meditation. He has to think about how to make any of this guy owe it. Pure human kindness.

For food, he was ready to fight.

Next to him, although the fat woman shut up, she didn't give in too much, her mouth kept eating, her eyes kept rolling, she was thinking about something.

It's just that this matter is too difficult to handle. He said at the beginning that he doesn't need anything other than a place to stay. At most, he almost cultivated, which is also something they can't help. .

If they can use external force to cultivate, they will not be the same old guys for tens of thousands of years, and their cultivation base has not improved.

The old man, God Lord, was also thinking about it. When a few people had messed up their cups and dishes and had almost finished eating, they saw him slamming and throwing something in front of him.

"Boy, from now on, this thing belongs to you, how to express it, I don't need to say more!"

One Eye and the fat nun saw a dark red beeswax ball on the table, and exclaimed at the same time,

"No! You are willing to give this!"

"Hey...Old man, in order to order something to eat, what about you, you actually gave away all your sidearms."

In fact, the two of them wanted to scold him for being too limitless, for being so shameless, to tempt any one with such a precious thing.

You must know that the old man, the Lord of God, has been too lazy to move all these years. Otherwise, the people on the island would not follow his temperament, or he would be spoiled by the leader.

The old man has a high level of cultivation. Although he does not know how to forge any god-defying artifact, when it comes to polishing weapons, even the island owner of the first island is coveting it. Their competitive competition every thousand years relies on this thing. Win back that Wanjiafu.

Over the years, he was too lazy to cast, but he was like a boy who lost money, but he had a few good things around him, and he would give it away to anyone who liked it, so now he has nothing left except this sidearm.

Now that it's good, I'll give it to any one directly, just for a little food, it's really...their results in this year's competition can no longer be expected, it's just an egg.

Any unknown, just a small beeswax ball, what do you want him to express?

Picked it up and played with it, I didn't notice anything wrong, and said with a funny voice,

"This thing is useless, the two of you are making such a fuss."

He couldn't talk about the old man of God Lord, but he used the two to talk about it. They were so angry that they were only breathing heavily, but they didn't want to pay attention to him.

They had only just eaten a good meal, and now their stomachs are full of soreness, and they are almost jealous, but either one is still like a scumbag and doesn't understand anything.

Ren Ren really didn't understand, and even if he didn't want to, he returned the beeswax to the old man, "Old man, you should keep this thing for yourself, the junior really doesn't need it."

"Hmph! It's for you, it's for you, it's just for you, is it interesting to push it around here?"

The fat woman squinted her eyes, and said in a sour tone, "If you get a bargain, don't be a good boy anymore. The Lord God made a move, how can that thing be ordinary, hurry up and put it away, I'm afraid I'll have a red eye disease. , robbed you directly."

"Ah... oh oh!"

"How to use beeswax balls?"

This thing is not edible, is it? Need to swallow?

Any one who was puzzled and played, tried to plug it in his mouth several times.

"Stupid, just pour it directly into the gods!"

The chubby female cultivator pursed her lips and pointed.

As soon as these words were revealed, an orange sword light rushed towards her face, almost stabbed her in the opposite direction.

But it was the beeswax ball that transformed into a sonorous and powerful orange sword shadow.

Because he didn't know what it was, when the sword shadow appeared, he didn't expect to face the person. Facing the shock he created, he raised his hand and threw the beeswax ball out.

"Senior, be careful!"

"Ahhh...you you you..."

The chubby female cultivator fell backwards involuntarily, and when she was about to fall down on her plump **** that weighed 800 pounds, one of the eyes on the side stretched out her big foot in time and made a cushion for her.

"Crack!"

The crisp sound of bones shattering came, followed by a cry like a pig with one eye, "Ahhhh...Broken!"

With the tonnage of the fat female cultivator, how could his small feet be able to bear it? Broken is inevitable.

"Hey...Are you okay? My God!"

The chubby female cultivator stood up straight, stuffed her hands into her big mouth, and stared at her foot with a terrified expression.

"One-eyed, you, you... can you still stand up?"

"Ah ah ah... flat! It's all broken into scum, it's over, I'll be crippled in the future, what can I do?"

With one eye, he lifted his big foot up painfully and showed it to any one of them, "Hum... little brother, look at what you have done, before my feet are not healed, you can only take care of them in the future. ."

"Senior brother, don't worry, I will take good care of you and make up for you every day."

Either patted his chest and made a promise.

He is the one who harmed people, and he will definitely take responsibility to the end.

"Ah ah ah..."

The fat female cultivator took a deep breath, she was so stupid, why didn't she think of this trick just now, so she had one eye cut off?

Now this guy pays the price of one foot, and she has a long-term meal ticket, but she can only stare blankly, how can this work?

The fat nun turned her eyes, and immediately came to her heart, "One-eyed is because I was injured so badly. I have an unshirkable responsibility for this. Only when I take care of him and fully recover can I feel at ease."

"Ah... I'd like to take care of you. The fat senior is a woman. You can't take care of yourself personally, can you?"

As soon as any of these words came out, the three of them stared at the fat female cultivator in unison, wanting to see what he had to say.

Especially in one eye, the mouth suddenly becomes dry with anticipation, and there is a woman around to take care of it. This feeling has not been tried before, do you want it to be so exciting?

The fat woman gritted her teeth and said unswervingly: "Isn't it just to take care of myself? I take one-eyed as my brother, and I should take care of my brother, so that's it!"

After a glance between the two, Yi Yi nodded, "Since the senior is willing to help me share the burden, that's fine. In the future, I will be responsible for the meals of you and the elder brother, and I will take care of your logistics."

Hehe... Although I'm sorry, one eye was indeed injured, but he suddenly had some thoughts.

The people on this island are actually very simple. There are very few monks in pairs, almost equal to none, so that after tens of thousands of years, the place has been in a state of equilibrium, no one has died, no one has been born, and life is in a static state. status.

To be honest, there is life and death, and life and death are rotated. This is a life with vitality. Every day there will be expectations, miracles will happen from time to time, and life will no longer be dull, so it will not be like a pool of stagnant water.

The fat female cultivator and One Eye, these two seem to be fighting together often. Wouldn't it be beautiful if something interesting and wonderful could happen during this period of recuperation?

With the purpose of freeing the people on the island, in the following days, when he was taking care of the three people's food and daily life, he always vaguely drove the two together.

Even, in order to make one eye open to the matter of men and women, Ren Ren went to Lingyin Road without any trouble, and went to the Red Mansion to search for many painting books, none of which were duplicated. to pass the time.

At the beginning, I didn't think that one eye would think that such a thin book could pass the time, and I could finish it in three or two times.

As a result, when he saw the first page, the Qiqiao, who didn't understand anything at first, gave him a big empowerment in an instant. One page was enough for him to understand for a long time.

The fat nun who didn't know the truth went to help him like in the past, and when she was about to take him to walk around the yard, she saw one eye holding her with shortness of breath, and her tone was softer than ever before.

"Sister Hai, we're not busy going out. You're tired too. Sit down and rest."

The fat female cultivator looked at him suspiciously, and even reached out and touched his forehead, tested the temperature, and muttered to herself, "I'm not sick, what is this for?"

One eye is used to fighting with her, and the two of them are often provocative and raised. With such a considerate appearance, she seriously suspects that his brain is sick.

One eye just smiled, grabbed the chubby fat hand, and said affectionately: "Sister Hai, I'm not sick, even if I'm sick, I want to make trouble with you."

"Sure enough, I'm seriously ill. What do you want me to do? Look down every day, but don't look up to see you. Do you owe a beating?"

In the past few days, she was taking care of this guy in and out, because he was worried that he was injured, so he really didn't have the time to greet him.

"Humph! You haven't been itchy for three days, haven't you?"

The fat female cultivator gave one eye a forehead without hesitation.

His hands were so strong that a big bag swelled up in an instant.

If it was normal, one eye would have been furious and rushed to fight back.

Jin'er just rubbed it lightly, and continued to speak in a soft voice, with an indescribable emotion in his eyes, "Sister Hai, you have a thick skin, let me see, you hurt your hand. Are you done?"

One eye eagerly rubbed the fat hand over and over again, and his heart became more and more joyful, secretly scolding himself for being so special in the past, and putting such a beautiful woman in place, he knew that he was bullying.

In fact, men can bully women in another way.

He looked like this, but the fat woman was so frightened that she almost cried, and left him and ran to the old man God for help.

Although the old man of God Lord is a single old man, he is also a person who has lived for tens of thousands of years. I have never seen anything before, so I only have a brief comment on this, "That kid is just fussing, as long as you can obey his wishes, promise Medicine to cure the disease."

"What? What is your intention? What medicine?"

The fat female cultivator was puzzled by the second monk, and muttered dissatisfied with the old man, "God is talking, 80% of the time the old man is confused."