Brother Dao Committed Evil Again

The old man said that he was angry, and the fat female cultivator simply felt that one eye was sick, so she took care of it more and more carefully.

She was about to go to the toilet to help wipe her buttocks. She felt that she had done her best. However, the disease of one eye became more and more serious.

From the beginning of touching the little hands, to the current hands and feet, I can't tell what is strange, that is, there is something wrong.

Ren Yi put the interaction between the two people in his eyes, and he couldn't help laughing and laughing at the inferior technique of chasing women with one eye.

According to him, if he wants to succeed, unless God opens his eyes and enlightens the fat female cultivator, otherwise, if he continues playing, the other leg will be disabled.

If a good person is done to the end, Yi Yi feels that it is necessary to add firewood to these two Hanhans.

He chose a month of hazy nights, and sent the unsightly old man back to the tree hole first, and the food for these two Hanhans was not an ordinary home-cooked meal, but learned from the recipes of the Materials World Library. Here comes the sturgeon roe - caviar, velvet antler, goji berries, various nuts and more.

These ingredients, which can be found in the vegetable garden, helped Yi Yi a lot.

That night, in order to create an atmosphere, Ren Zhan deliberately arranged the room, instead of using oil lamps, he chose red candles that burn quickly, and only took half of them, with a different romantic atmosphere.

Of course, none of these careful tricks could be thought of by any man, but only after being inspired by Lan Ling.

Women are more talented than men in this regard.

After finishing this dog, either one left several altars of Wanjiafu, all of which have been calculated so that the two of them can get drunk without getting too drunk.

All preparations are in place, no matter how successful he is, he will retire, and he will lock the door of the room intimately. Hehe... Although he wants to listen to the corner, he is not strong enough. People detect whereabouts.

Can only contain expectations and wait for the dawn, in order to facilitate the first time to know the news, he climbed a large tree nearby, staring condescendingly at the small yard where the two were.

"Bang! Boom! Boom!"

At three o'clock in the middle of the night, there was a sudden screeching sound from the house, which scared any who was already asleep and fell to the ground.

"Hey...Is this a courtship, or a fight?"

This movement was a bit loud, not like a couple fighting, but more like two enemies.

"What can I do? Shall I go up and persuade me?"

The sins of their own making, no matter what, they have to be responsible to the end.

However, before his weak chicken came forward, a piece of wooden board flew towards him with a fierce air wave. If it wasn't for his cleverness, a dog would eat **** and lie on the ground, his little life would have been taken away by this piece of board. go.

"Hey... as expected of a senior, so strong! You two...let's ask for more blessings on your own!"

If he wanted to persuade him to risk his life, he couldn't.

Mmmm, the two of them are fighting hotly. If you think about it better, if you beat each other, it is love.

Any one who resolutely continued to lie on the tree, to see how long the two of them could fight, and to have the ability to demolish the house.

As the violent shouts continued, and when the house was expected to be in a mess, the hot fighting state gradually became weaker.

Whether the two people in the house are dead or alive, either one is not very clear, but thinking that the two are evenly matched, they will not kill people if they are angry.

The door was still locked, the two kept fighting, and no one came out, so, can you imagine, in fact, the relationship between the two is not too bad.

After such tossing until the sky was bright, at any time when he usually came to cook, he knocked on the door as if nothing had happened.

I kept knocking sour, and my heart began to panic. When I was thinking about whether to kick the door and enter, the door was finally opened.

One eye was crippled, and he was wearing a hood. He said sleepily, "Ah... I'm too sleepy today. I'm too lazy to eat breakfast, and I won't eat lunch. Little brother, let's play by yourself."

After he finished speaking, he closed the door stubbornly, regardless of the way any probe was trying to probe his brain.

Yi Yi touched his nose and was almost caught by the door just now. He hummed and muttered, "Bah! There are people of the opposite **** and inhumane, don't think I didn't see it."

Although he only glanced at it, the fat figure on the bed that looked like a hill seemed to be wearing a bellyband.

Are these two lovers finally married? I don't know if I'll see the little one-eyed scurrying around in a year's time.

Ren smiled, whistled, and left in a good mood.

And behind him, there was an earth-shattering sound of fighting in the small room again. The mixed doubles between men and women was comparable to a competitive fight. It was a bit louder than the movement last night, and it was mixed with a roar of one eye from time to time.

"Fight, fight, let's see how long the two of you can fight. Hehe..."

It was rare to steal a little spare time, so he ran to the opposite side of the island, found a place where no one was there, and gestured to those rocks.

What he was holding in his hand was the beeswax ball he just got.

This is a weapon different from the past, and it is actually something that can generate phantoms.

It looks illusory, not real, but its power is amazing. Those hard and smooth seaside reefs were easily cut by him with this sword shadow, as if he was cutting tofu, and soon turned into equal-sized squares. .

He worked happily here, and after a while, he exhausted the gods and lay on the beach, unable to move at all, as if he was weak and had no strength when he first came to this island.

At this moment, in the sea, a timid voice came out, "Hey...are you dead?"

Ren Zhan turned his head and looked at the sea. It was a woman with deer antlers on her head. Her cheeks were very strange, with tiny scales. She looked a bit like a sea clan. Ji San Mane.

Ren Yi sat up panting and smiled kindly at the antlers, "I'm not dead, I don't know who you are, I didn't see you in the sea before."

The Antlers were encouraged and said boldly, "I'm Tina from the Hai tribe. I'm in trouble and I want to ask you to lend a hand. I wonder if you'd like it?"

"Of course, I won't ask you to help me in vain. I will give you the rich product of our sea clan - purple gold pearls as a reward."

"Ah... This, I don't know what you want me to do? You saw it too, I'm too tired now."

Yi Yi also saw that the other party was really a timid sea clan, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to go forward.

The Antlers pointed to the stones on the shore, and said very embarrassedly: "My family is overhauling the palace and needs a lot of stones. Can you send me all these?"

"Ah... Of course it's okay to send it to you. It's useless for me to keep it. It's just a little difficult. I don't have the strength to move it for you. You need to do it yourself."

When the Antlers heard it, they almost cried, "I can't move it either. Our Hai people can't go ashore, otherwise they will be cursed. What can we do?"

"No, I used to know some people from the sea clan. They can live freely on the shore without any impact."

At most, the cultivation base will be a bit limited, not as free as in the sea.

The Antlers shook his head, "No, there are restrictions on the sea clan in this world, and no one can make an exception. What kind of sea clan did you encounter? Fake and shoddy products."

Ren Yi frowned, "Except for the existence of the sea clan in this sea of ​​souls, there is no sea clan in other places?"

The world is so big, is it a frog at the bottom of the well, so full of words.

The Antlers nodded affirmatively, "Yes, it is absolutely impossible for the Sea Clan to exist again, if there is, they are also sinners in the Sea Clan. When the gods fought, they were expelled from this sea of ​​souls. ."

Ren Yi asked eagerly, "What is the battle of the gods? Why are they guilty?"

You must know that there are many sea clan in the sea on Lingyin Road. If they are guilty, where does the crime come from? Will there be a return day?

The antlers are a person with a super mild temperament, and he is not impatient about this. He explained in detail,

"I think back then, when the gods were fighting for the throne, our ancestors of the sea clan originally had five great gods to ascend to the throne, but the group of sinners turned their elbows and helped other tribes to frame the five great gods, causing one great **** to fall, and the other three Missed the opportunity, in the end only one great **** succeeded."

"That group of sea clans are very ambitious. They are not satisfied with being kings in the sea, and they want to take the land as their own. This behavior caused the anger of the upper gods, and directly threw them into the space-time channel and let them live on their own. self-destruction."

"In order to prevent the remaining clansmen from regenerating their dissent, the upper **** cursed all the sea clan people. If anyone goes out to sea, they will be punished by the heavens, and they will never die."

Hearing that, his eyes froze, and the power of the superior **** was so powerful that he could actually curse the entire sea clan.

With any of today's abilities, one can only curse one-on-one, no more.

This is probably the difference between gods and mortals.

"Cough cough...In that case, you wait here, I'll find someone to help you."

Forgive him, I can't do this kind of work, so I can only ask for foreign aid.

"Trouble you, there is only one thing, I can't be known by outsiders, otherwise, they will take action against our sea clan. After all, there are always disputes between different races."

Yi Yi picked his nose and said, "You are afraid that outsiders will be bad for you, so am I not an outsider?"

The Antlers covered his mouth and snickered, "Aren't you tired and paralyzed, and I can feel your difference, you are very different from those human monks."

"What's the difference? It's not all one mouth, two eyes and one nose."

"You have a benevolent heart, something outsiders can't have, I can feel it."

"Okay, you win, I am such a benevolent person, just wait, I may walk very slowly."

The consumption of the gods is too thorough, it is really terrible, just standing up, it costs him a lot of effort.

Thinking about going from one side of the sea to the other side of the sea, the amount of work was too large, which made him feel a little numb, and he wondered if he could do it before dark.

Looking at his snail-like progress, Antlers couldn't take it anymore, and stopped him, "Please wait a moment, I have something that can help you."

Ren Yi looked back at her and panted, "What?"

The antler gritted his teeth, but he cut off a piece of the antler on his forehead and threw it to him, "This deer blood has the ability to restore physical strength, drink it quickly, don't waste it."

Ren Yi saw that there was a vacuum inside the hard antlers, and there was a lot of deer blood in the tube, and a **** smell hit his face.

He threw the antlers back in discomfort, "I'm sorry, you are a human being in my eyes, and I can't drink human blood."

If the antlers can't speak or think, he's just an ordinary beast, and he'll eat any skin and bones for her without blinking an eye.

But now, to let him do such a thing is really dehumanizing.

"You really are a benevolent person, so I know I won't see the wrong person. But it's really urgent to go. You stones can get me out of the crisis. I really need them urgently. Please help me. The sooner the better."

She really doesn't have time to grumble here, any such speed will only make her die faster.

After finishing speaking, he threw the antlers to Yi Yi regardless, "Please, drink it quickly, I'll rely on you."

"Forget it, helping others is the foundation of happiness, I hope I can help you!" He hesitated again and again, under the earnest expectation of the Antlers, he had to break his own principles and took a sip.

Anyway, the wool comes from the sheep, and the blood is for the antlers, so it won't make any one feel awkward.

It was just a simple mouthful, but either of them almost exploded. The abundance of energy can only be described as surging.

If any of the previous gods were described as a small bowl, they have now tripled out of thin air, and there are as many as three bowls.

The powerful force made him feel full, and he couldn't help screaming up to the sky to vent his inner mania.

His roar spread far and wide, alarmed many people, and he left his work and rushed to this shore.

It is worthy of being a powerful cultivator who has practiced for tens of thousands of years. In just a few blinks of an eye, these people are already in front of you, saving you the pain of running back and forth.

"Little brother, what's wrong, what happened?"

The first person who couldn't wait to speak was the giant.

He was also holding a slab of bricks ready to build a wall in his hand, and his small eyes looked around, but he didn't find any danger.

Yi Yi looked at the Antlers who had long since disappeared on the sea level, touched his nose and said, "I was frightened by a strange fish just now, so... I'm sorry to bother you a few people, but I would like to ask you to make a trip as an apology. , I'm going to grill that strange fish today, let's eat together!"

"Hey...what strange fish, let me see it, I have to catch it."

When everyone heard that there was delicious food, they were gearing up for salvage.

Ren Yi hurriedly grabbed them and pointed to the boulder on the shore: "Seniors, use this to trap that fish, let's play a game of catching turtles in a urn, maybe we can get a fishing ground here to keep these fish in captivity, and we will eat them later. Fish, just come here to catch, isn't it convenient?"

"Wonderful! Just do it!"

Everyone lifted up the big rocks and threw them into the sea, and in a short while, they surrounded the beach tightly, and they also ran down to catch countless sea fish, and then they returned with a full reward.

You're done, Ren Yi smiled at the sea and left with everyone.

On the sea, the Antlers quietly waved at Yi Yi, greeted the people of the Sea Clan, and began to carry the big rocks.