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EP206. The Invention of Minions
To talk about why the minions are so excited, we have to start a few days ago.
That day, seeing that the minions were a little depressed and listless, Shi Xiaolei chatted with them for a while with a little worry.
Well, it's been a long time, but actually it doesn't have much content.
After all, the minions can't speak human language, and Shi Xiaolei can't understand their "banana language". The two parties can only communicate with each other through guessing and gestures... It takes two or three minutes to understand what a conversation means. Two
After three hours, there were only a dozen back and forths. With this amount of conversation, we really couldn’t talk about much.
That's a bit far gone.
In short, through communicating with the minions, Shi Xiaolei figured out why they looked so lethargic... There was no other reason, it was just a problem of being idle.
To put it simply, the minions really want to realize their own value, and they use their hands-on skills to make various weapons and props to contribute to Shi Xiaolei's "evil cause". But what they don't know is that Shi Xiaolei just watches.
Although they look very vicious, they are actually not bad people. As a result, they have been unable to wait for the boss's order and have not received the task of 'making a bomb'. The minions gradually became shaken and felt that their desire to realize their own value was getting increasingly slim...
Because of the loss, the minions fell into distress, their energy and spirit were also affected, and each of them fell into depression.
The medicine needs to be symptomatic.
Knowing why the minions were listless, Shi Xiaolei immediately started thinking about a solution.
Let the minions make weapons and ammunition according to their wishes? Obviously this is not possible.
Putting aside whether he had that need, even if he did, Shi Xiaolei would not dare to entrust this matter to the minions. After all, the technology tree they pointed out was crooked, and it was difficult to guarantee the quality of the items they produced...
If he really wanted them to build a bomb downstairs, Shi Xiaolei felt that there was a high probability that his family would be bombed first.
So, how to assign tasks to them?
After a whole night of thinking, on the next day, Shi Xiaolei finally gave the expectant Minions a task - to develop a saddle based on the various existing dinosaur saddles based on the small dinosaurs they had seen in the Ark.
Saddles and props suitable for small dinosaurs. If you have spare manpower, you can also develop some toys suitable for Kangna, such as the children's bicycle that appeared in the short film and can transform into a single-person hover jet motorcycle.
There are two tasks in total.
Among them, the former is somewhat serious.
In fact, the reason why the minions were asked to develop saddles and props for small dinosaurs was actually for their consideration.
In Shi Xiaolei's opinion, if the minions are bored in this building every day, they will develop problems sooner or later. Therefore, at some point, they still have to be allowed to go back to the Ark and relax in the spacious space.
And with the Minions' physiques, can they move freely in an ark full of dinosaurs? The answer is obviously no.
Since you can't protect yourself with your own strength, you can only rely on the power of dinosaurs just like you did when you played "Ark Survival Evolved".
Thinking like this, Shi Xiaolei issued the order to "research and develop small dinosaur saddles". To put it bluntly, he wanted the minions to train those small dinosaurs suitable for their size and promote them to become dragon knights... Although they look like chickens
No matter how big the dragon, Diplognathus, and Compsognathus are, they can't deal with Tyrannosaurus rex, but with these small dinosaurs on their side, if the minions turn around and run away when encountering a large carnivorous dragon, there is still no problem in saving their lives.
In addition to saving lives, the 'development of small dinosaur saddles' can also pave the way. Perhaps one day in the future, the minions who have mastered this technology can use this technology as a basis to further develop products suitable for their use.
Saddles and props for large dinosaurs.
Of course, this is just an expectation. Shi Xiaolei does not think that the minions will definitely be able to complete this task. Again, their unique 'I am thinking' technology is too ridiculous, and the success rate is not guaranteed at all.
As for the next instruction...
It's just a casual mention. It's the best if it produces results. It doesn't matter if it doesn't. In short, as long as it can help the minions pass the time and cheer up, it will be considered as achieving the goal.
"What's this?"
In front of Shi Xiaolei, there was a strange, twisted machine about half a meter high.
"Chi chi, bah bang~!"
A minion stood up, and looking at the strange way it stood on tiptoes and pushed out its belly, it was obvious that it should have been the one who took the lead in building this machine.
Well, the main reason is because this little yellow man put a white coat on himself outside the blue overalls, and deliberately dressed up like an inventor... Except for the inventor, who would deliberately dress up like an inventor?
so?
"Your work?" Shi Xiaolei asked the minion, pointing at the machine.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey!" He was very proud and nodded vigorously. The little yellow man happily walked a few steps to the machine with his hands behind his back. Then, he put one hand on the machine and the other on his hips.
, posing in a pose that I don’t know where I learned from.
Seeing it looked pretty good, Shi Xiaolei smiled and continued to ask: "Then what's the use of it?"
The little yellow man became more and more proud, and the hairs on his hair stood up happily.
I saw it snap its fingers, and a few seconds later, another minion squeezed through the "crowd" and ran out happily.
The second minion to appear was actually wearing a one-piece suit... I don't know if it was a swimsuit or a wrestler's uniform. In short, it was an extremely shameful piece of clothing that would make anyone look embarrassed.
"..." It became more and more funny. While resisting the urge to laugh out loud, Shi Xiaolei secretly expected in his heart: "So, you are an assistant?"
"Hey, beep~!" The minion in red wrestling uniform nodded vigorously.
"Okay, show me."
"Hmph~!" Raising his hands in a military salute, the minion turned around and ran to the machine. With the help of the 'white coat' minion, he did a handstand and leaned his head and feet on the machine.
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Then, the 'white coat' pulled out two straps from the machine and firmly fixed the 'assistant'.
When everything was ready, the two minions shouted a few times, and the 'white coat' raised his hand and pressed the red round button installed on the side of the machine.
Following the buzzing sound, two robotic arms popped out from under the machine, with a basin sandwiched between them.
The minion tied to the machine lowered its head and inserted it upside down into the basin.
Then, like the needles of a sewing machine, they go up and down at a very high frequency, poking, poking, poking...
"Pfft~~!"
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