Cheating players in Marvel

The minions named this machine an 'automatic hair washing machine', but from Shi Xiaolei's perspective, no matter how you looked at it, you felt that this thing was simply a torture instrument.

You should know that most of the characters from funny animations are solid and durable, such as the Tom cat in "Tom and Jerry", the Big Big Wolf in "Pleasant Goat", and Musashi in "Pokemon"

and Kojiro.

Minions are no exception.

Let’s look at the power of this machine. Even a solid Minion would be dizzy from being tossed by it and would have to lie down for a while before he could get up. If it were a human being... it’s no exaggeration to say that his mind would be shaken.

Huang'er, it's easy to become a vegetative person.

Obviously, this machine has no practical value. At least, there is no value in further development in the direction in which it was originally positioned.

No coincidence.

The new achievements developed by several other groups of minions are basically a virtue - they look pretty awesome and make a lot of noise, but when they are actually used, they either have poor practicality or break down frequently. In short,

Each one of them is far more funny than practical, and it doesn't look like the result of systematic scientific research at all.

"Not bad, not bad. It seems you are quite thoughtful."

Although I felt it was useless, the minions actually put a lot of energy and thought into it.

He didn't want to make them depressed, but he also thought that a few words of praise might make them continue to focus on this area and avoid doing anything that would affect the normal life of his family, so Shi Xiaolei held back his complaints.

, deliberately pretending to be surprised, and gave these little guys praise without hesitation.

"Wow~~!"

"Hey~!"

After being praised by Shi Xiaolei, the minions cheered happily.

Some were jumping around as if they had springs under their feet, and some were hugging each other and high-fiving; some little guys took out musical instruments and played happily; some little guys took out crackers hidden somewhere and crackled.

Strips of colorful ribbons were shot into the air... There were even a few particularly weird ones who even took off their blue overalls and started running away among the 'crowd'.

Watching this scene from a high position, it feels really festive.

However, it is really noisy.

"Hmm~!" The little guys made a fuss for more than ten seconds, but they couldn't bear it anymore. Shi Xiaolei coughed twice, interrupting their celebration.

When the minions turned their attention again, Shi Xiaolei cleared his throat and began to lecture them again: "Since you are so attentive, then I, the boss, can't be too stingy. Guys, this is what I'm giving you.

The rewards you have prepared..."

While talking, Shi Xiaolei took out a bunch of bananas from his pocket and waved them in front of the minions' eyes.

"Let's go~!"

"Bah na na~~~!"

Seeing the yellow bananas, the eyes of the minions gleamed, and they all rushed towards Shi Xiaolei's feet as if they had been given blood.

"Stop~~!"

It was as if I heard the "foot brake" sound effect only seen in cartoons, because Shi Xiaolei scolded with a straight face, and the minions stopped in panic.

The ones in front stopped, and those behind them slowed down a beat. With this squeeze, many little ones couldn't stand firm and fell to the ground in a mess.

"Before giving you rewards, I have one more thing to say." Shi Xiaolei glanced around at the minions and continued: "Before the next round of research and development, you must first decorate your own research and development center. Understand me

What do you mean? Make it stronger. The key is to soundproof it. Don’t always make messy noises every time you do research and development..."

As he spoke, he raised his finger and pointed upward: "You know? Because you make crackling noises every day, Bayonetta is very angry. If you don't pay more attention in the future, maybe she will...

Forget it, I won’t say it anymore, so as not to scare you. In short, be more careful in the future and try to control your voice so as not to disturb the people upstairs and downstairs.”

He never looked good to the minions, and he was not at home every day, which left an elusive impression on the minions... Just like children who are unconsciously afraid of adults with straight faces, in

In the hearts of the minions, Bayonetta is as scary as the big devil.

Thinking that moving out of Bayonetta would help the minions remember this order more deeply, Shi Xiaolei borrowed her name without hesitation.

"Hiss~~."

Seeing the gasping reactions of the minions, Shi Xiaolei gave himself a thumbs up in his mind.

Of course, you still have to maintain your expression and not miss any flaws: "Okay, that's it for the reminder. If you can't remember it, you can make some signs yourself and stick them where you can see them as a warning. In short,

Don’t forget this important point, understand?”

"Hmm~." The minions nodded in response, and some of the timid ones even raised their hands to cover their mouths.

"Very good." Shi Xiaolei nodded with satisfaction: "Here are the bananas for you. You can start celebrating. Remember, keep the noise down."

Leaving the banana behind, Shi Xiaolei left the third floor and returned to the top floor.

Because of this reminder, in the following period, the minions restrained themselves a lot and did not make any disturbing noises.

It already has the attributes of a cute creature, but without the negative attribute of "likes to make noise"... Unknowingly, the girls who were originally a little afraid of these minions gradually relaxed and fell in love with it.

These little guys look like aliens.

That's right, Shi Xiaolei did not hide the existence of the minions from the girls who came to take turns.

The reason is simple.

Firstly, those girls have proven to themselves with practical actions that they are loyal and they are truly one of their own, so there is no need to hide it from them. Secondly, Bayonetta made her own decision and agreed to let them come.

It's a rotation here... With the minions' crude temperament, sooner or later it will be exposed and let them know.

Since it is destined to be impossible to hide, why bother to bother? Shi Xiaolei is naturally afraid of trouble, and he will not look for trouble for himself when he is idle.

What's more, there are some benefits after girls and minions come into contact with each other.

For example, when Shi Xiaolei forgets to feed the minions, the girls can handle the matter for him. Also, the funny and noisy characteristics of the minions can better help the girls get rid of the past and help them suppress the problems caused by the past.

The pain accumulated from the brutal torture at the hands of vampires welcomes the new life from now on with a more positive and sunny attitude.

Speaking of which, this was one of the reasons why Shi Xiaolei acquiesced to Bayonetta's arrangement and allowed the girls to take turns here on the premise that the minions had already moved in first.