China Entertainment 2000

"..."

After thinking calmly and analyzing carefully for three seconds, Zhou Yi, who never expected that this person would dare to jump out on his own, dropped the report at hand and said: "Satisfy him."

If you want to have a taste of fame, then go to court.

"no problem."

Qian Jiang made an OK gesture: "Then the rhythm of public opinion..."

"It doesn't matter, you can handle it yourself. I don't have a girlfriend anyway."

Zhou Yi, who knew that it was impossible for him to control this group of pirates, just lay down.

It was already outrageous enough that the original "Warner Love Stories Collection" included "Lilac", but it was this kind of sadomasochism that pricked the hearts of the general public even more - this is also a reverse in another sense. It’s against Tiangang.

Even if Warner + Zhou Yi + Sun Yanzi refute the rumors, and even Sun Yanzi himself is still alive and kicking now, it is useless. Adults only want to believe what they want to believe——

It’s true that the people love to hear gossip. Who do you think you are if you deny it?

What? Are you me?

No, no, that’s not okay, then you must have been coerced or had an interest, so you lied.

What? Didn't you lie?

If you don't listen or listen, the bastard chants sutras, I said you lied, you must have lied - then you turn around and share this gossip with others, as well as the so-called inside story of this gossip.

As for Zhou Yi's statement, it must be because he is not telling the truth because of interests. Anyway, people in the entertainment industry are all liars, and there are a lot of people who take advantage of the situation. Don't listen, let me prevail!

Therefore, it doesn't matter if it wasn't Sun Yanzi who died before, it's enough that it was Zhou Yi's ex-girlfriend who died.

To be honest, the pirates' efforts are indispensable for the fact that this story has been circulated so widely, because as long as this story exists, the pirates can sell more at a slightly higher price.

Especially in small counties in the third, fourth, fifth and even eighteenth tiers where information is not easily circulated.

Big cities are better. Although there are many people who believe the rumors, at least they are not misinterpreted and unknown first-hand news - it is different in small cities and small towns. Who knows these news are spread by word of mouth What happened along the way?

"Did you hear that Zhou Yi's new song "Grey Avatar" seems to be about missing his dead ex-girlfriend again?"

"How did he get so many ex-girlfriends to die?"

"I don't know, but this time it's true. My third aunt's son's classmate and his sister work at the Chaoyang District Court in the imperial capital. He said that Warner sued several people for invading Zhou Yi's privacy. Isn't this a disguised admission of truth? ”

"Damn it, it's actually related? Or from the court? I have to believe it."

Within the jurisdiction of Shangrao County, in a black Internet cafe next to a town square, two teenagers wearing tight jeans and T-shirts were exchanging the truth. At the same time, they did not forget to shake their oblique bangs that had grown to cover their foreheads——

The increasingly fluffy and long hairstyle has been spread in towns and villages. I don’t know who started it first. Anyway, this hairstyle is currently welcomed by many small town teenagers and young people.

It's obvious that parents don't agree with their children's hair style, and those who like to dye their hair into colorful hair are even more disgusted.

Liang Xuhui is one of the latter.

He graduated from junior high school last year and did not choose to go to high school because he failed to pass the exam. Moreover, with his academic performance, which was like burning books to seduce scholars, not only was it useless to study, but he also had to pay an expensive tuition fee if he really wanted to go to high school.

After finding a relationship and becoming an apprentice with a painter to learn painting, after leaving school, he had already realized his dream in school last year - dyeing his hair green!

"Xu Hui, is your master still looking for apprentices? I don't want to study anymore. I really can't finish reading this book. My family asked me to learn a craft as soon as possible."

Because of Liang Xuhui's network of connections, another young man who had always followed his lead asked, "Now they want me to learn to be a chef, but I want to learn paint with you."

He longed for Liang Xuhui's happy life. Not only did he learn to paint and make money, but he also got a girlfriend. It is said that he met through QQ. Liang Xuhui also showed him photos. She looked very good, but he was extremely envious.

"You are a good chef. You will never be unemployed after learning this."

Liang Xuhui, who was holding a cigarette in his mouth, didn't even raise his eyelids: "The paint you learn in the future will be much better than mine. Take my advice and learn this."

"But I also want to find a girlfriend."

"Chefs are easier to find and are more popular."

After saying these words, Liang Xuhui, who felt a little embarrassed on his face, pretended to have seen the text message on his mobile phone, and then directly chose to get off the plane and say goodbye.

Damn it, no matter which pot you don’t open!

Women are all liars!

big liar!

Liang Xuhui became furious when he thought that all the savings he had earned from painting and dusting every day had been defrauded. The knife specially used for scraping Dabai was almost smoking, but in the end it was all in vain.

I couldn't meet her face to face, and couldn't get through on my mobile phone. I went to find her at the rental place and she even moved. Her QQ account had her profile picture turned off. It's been half a month now.

The sweetness in the past is like a dream. The gap between before and after is so big that Liang Xuhui still hasn't come out of it——

"Hey! We agreed that one milk bead should be three, but you only got shot twice, how can you act so shamelessly!"

"I'm Dazhu! My Dazhu can definitely be taken away with two shots."

"..."

Not far from the black Internet cafe, two children with holes in their pants' knees from the friction with the ground were exchanging heated words with each other about a hundred ways to play marbles.

Behind the two children, a video store with Zhouyi posters at the door further attracted his attention——

"Zhouyi Warner's second best collection album: "Warner Love Story II" is shockingly released! If you buy it now, you will get a Lin Junjie or SHE album! The event lasts for seven days, don't miss it now!"

No... Real or fake?

"Then I, who owns a video store, can I still lie to you?"

Facing Liang Xuhui who came in to ask, the boss with a thin monkey body smacked his chest: "Have you heard of "Gray Avatar"? It's a new song released by Zhou Yi for this collection. Others like "Spuer Star" and "Li Bai" All these songs that have been sung by Zhouyi and have not been sung before have been included.”

"That's not right. Wasn't that written by Zhou Yi to his dead ex-girlfriend? Was it bought by Tencent? Boss, are you being deceived?"

"Not just this one, this entire album is dedicated to his dead ex-girlfriend."

The boss looked like you had little knowledge: "Do you know when OICQ appeared?"

"99 years?"

"Yes."

The boss nodded with satisfaction and took out the Zhou Yi photo that he didn't know where he cut out from the counter to use as the cover of the new album: ""Gray Head" was created by Zhou Yi at that time because his ex-girlfriend died again.

"Have you often seen Zhou Yi's scandals in the news, but you have never seen him publicly admit to having a girlfriend?

"That's because he went to the master to calculate it in 1999, and it was likely to harm his wife's life.

"That's why he has never dared to admit that he has a girlfriend. He can only deal with it as a scandal, do you understand? Because once he admits that he is a girlfriend, his girlfriend will die. The method of death includes but is not limited to -

"Death by being hit by a car, dying of terminal illness, falling to death due to fractures, choking due to poisoning, etc..."

In the boss's emotional story, Zhou Yi's love story along the way can be described as shocking, and this collection album is also compiled to commemorate that dead love——

First, "Have to Love" explains about passionate love, then "Mistakes in the Flower Field" explains the mistakes, then "Can You Give Me Time for a Song" explains, explains to me "The One I Love is You", and finally "Floating to the North" , because he was admitted to Peking University and was about to drift north;

Then there is "Little Love in the Big City" where the narrator misses his past love in the imperial city of Zhouyi, followed by "Love Me or Him" ​​where the two quarreled after they were separated, and then the two sit back to back and end up with "Back to Back Hug". 》Announcing the breakup;

Then there was the sad "Dongfeng Po" after the breakup, and finally the "Gray Avatar" was blacked out on the ex-girlfriend's QQ profile picture, indicating that the two had broken off contact because his ex-girlfriend died of a terminal illness.

In addition, because I am a "yellow race", I want to learn "Li Bai" to revive Chinese culture, and implement the grand concept of "Young China" to become the career of "Super Star" in the mouth of my ex-girlfriends. Line is also included in this collection.

It is well-founded, consistent with Zhou Yi's consistent album style, and convincing.

Liang Xuhui was dumbfounded - he is indeed a Zhouyi, and the selected collection still maintains the concept and tonality of an album!

Awesome!

"How much?"

"26 yuan, do you want it from Lin Junjie or SHE?"

"If it's cheaper, I'll go with Boss, SHE. Three girls are more pleasing to the eye than one boy."

"Okay, I'll give you a zero. 20 yuan can't be less. My purchase price is 18 yuan. I won't make much money for you, handsome guy."

"Can."

Liang Xuhui, who was very interested in this concept collection carefully compiled by pirates, readily paid for it - and then he took the stories he heard and combined with this freshly released album and began to share it with his companions and online Spread further and act cool...

Compared to the people around him who believe whatever he says, there are quite a few people on the Internet who question him. For example, they question the loopholes in this story - what ghost can kill his wife.

"It's the 21st century now, and there are still people who believe that this is something that can kill a wife's life? I'm impressed."

"I'm dizzy. Have you ever gone to school? Can you believe this?"

"Zhou Yi, a college student who graduated from a prestigious university, is still afraid of this?"

Faced with these refutations and doubts, Liang Xuhui, with a cigarette in his mouth, pondered for more than an hour in the Internet cafe. When he was playing games, he suddenly had an idea and found the best explanation - "Because he is Ziweixing!" "

Warner himself has used the nickname Ziweixing. Doesn't this mean Zhou Yi also believes in fortune telling?

Don't say that Warner dared to promote it like this without Zhou Yi's permission!

It is precisely because his Ziweixing name is so resounding that he believes in the metaphysics of destroying the fate of his wife. That is why he has so many scandals but does not have a girlfriend. Therefore, none of his past girlfriends have come forward to speak out about themselves. The past events with Zhou Yi, calling him a scumbag and so on——

Because they are also afraid of death! Also afraid of something happening! Also afraid of being killed!

Connected!

Now it's all connected!

Liang Xuhui proudly uploaded his masterpiece to the Internet, directly solving the problem from a metaphysical perspective as to why Zhou Yi's scandals kept him without a girlfriend, and his previous girlfriend never came out to attack him.

Reasonable and convincing!

As the pirated elites made "Warner Love Story II" based on Zhou Yi's habits and began to sell well across the country, the word of this two-in-one version also spread, sweeping across China and circulating in major QQ groups...

Another wave of new fans were moved to tears and felt sorry for Zhou Yi, the man who was "forced" to seal his heart and love...