China Entertainment 2000
Chapter 586 I am professionally trained and I don’t know how to laugh
My name is Chen Musheng and I am a director.
To be precise, he is a director who is good at directing action commercial films.
I have been nominated for Best Director at multiple Hong Kong Film Awards. The films I have directed have been fairly good both in terms of reputation and box office. I have a certain status in the entertainment industry. I have always been meticulous, conscientious and responsible when working on the set. .
My colleagues respect me, and the celebrities are very cooperative with me.
Until this year, the most difficult and biggest artist I have ever directed was Chenglong. "Who Am I" released in 1998 was the beginning of my cooperation with him.
Working together again after many years, I thought that Chenglong, who is now an international superstar, would be the most difficult actor to restrain on the set, but what I never expected was that there was actually a master -
One is Jiang Wen and the other is Zhou Yi.
One is a talented fellow from the mainland, and the other is a world-renowned music king.
The two of them were obviously just here to make guest appearances, but they ended up arguing on the set like the lead actors.
I didn't understand it, but I was shocked.
I seriously suspect that Zhou Yi is using his guest appearance in the movie "New Police Story" as a personal benefit, but I have no evidence.
The most important thing is that Chenglong also advised me to relax, saying that this was all for the good of the movie and that the overall situation should be the top priority.
Then, he, who was supposed to be the peacemaker, also joined in the drama.
"Can't a big truck do it? Big is good! Big is king! Big looks more impressive! Uncle Long, are you right?"
"Ayi is right."
"You hit me with my modified car. You kid had been planning it for a long time and had no good intentions. You even finished shooting the MV in advance and lent the car to Brother Chenglong for emergency use. Why are you so shameless? I wasn't the one who made "In the Name of the Father" back then. Pressure on you, what about your acting skills?
"Ask yourself, Brother Chenglong, is this repaying kindness with enmity?"
"Lao Jiang is right."
"..."
Chenglong's manipulation of the two ends with the mud was somewhat unsettling.
As time went by, the guest scenes in the script changed more and more, and the changes became more and more outrageous, so much so that the other actors in the crew couldn't help but laugh.
At this moment, Zhou Yi is like a villain who has achieved success after a great revenge, and the joy on his face is not fake;
Jiang Wen, whose red temperature was visible to the naked eye, scolded Zhou Yi for being such an inappropriate person.
It's like two children arguing about the day, refusing to give in to each other.
Chenglong, caught in the middle, became a repeater like a sand monk, which only added a lot of jokes.
"Are they really arguing?"
Wu Yan's group, who didn't know much about the situation, quietly joined the Yinghuang group's melon-eating group and asked in a low voice in his half-baked Chinese.
He has done quite a lot of movies, and he has also seen the crew quarreling.
But this was the first time he had seen such a "noisy" and harmonious crew.
Let's not talk about it. For the crew of "Kung Fu", which is currently filming intensively, the quarrel between Hong Jinbao and Zhou Xingchi is a real quarrel. This is the normal way for the crew to start quarrels.
But what about these two?
The quarrel turned into a grievance meeting.
On this side, Zhou Yi shouted sternly, scolding Jiang Wen for not being a good person in the past; on the other side, Jiang Wen's voice shook like thunder, despising Zhou Yi for not improving his acting skills.
There is no technical communication, it is all emotional output.
All in all, it translates into four big words: I am right!
"It's noisy, but it's not noisy either."
Cai Zhuoyan, the youngest among the group but the most mature mentally, shook her head.
She didn’t understand Jiang Wen, but she was familiar with Zhou Yi.
Zhou Yi is laughing and joking with you or even arguing loudly, which means that he doesn't take it to heart at all and is just "playing".
If Zhou Yi became extremely calm and began to present facts and reason in an orderly manner, he would be really angry.
Because after logic comes physics.
Screenwriter Yuan Jinsen became the one in the crew who had nothing to do——
Originally, this cameo plot only served as a retrospective. As long as the core point of killing someone and Chenglong being responsible does not change, any other changes will be fine.
Yes, no matter how Jiang Wen struggles, this point will not change.
"Zhou Yi, you will regret it!"
At the end of the quarrel, Jiang Wen, who was so angry that his teeth started to itch, was finally defeated in a face-to-face situation——
I can't spray it, I really can't spray it.
To put it bluntly, Zhou Yiguang was invincible just for the sake of the movie effect.
Once you have the moral high ground, you will lose no matter how you argue.
The triumphant Zhou Yi was like a victorious rooster. He put his hat on backwards and walked with great dignity: "Come on, come on, hurry up, put on Jiang Wen's protective gear."
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I don’t know why, but when he saw the props team Ma Liu putting protective gear on Jiang Wen, Chen Musheng suddenly wanted to use his position as a director to teach Zhou Yi how to act in this collision scene.
It makes sense for a director to teach acting, right?
"Ayi, act out a drunken state. Remember, when you step on the brakes, you must show that extremely frightened expression, okay?" After checking it personally, Chenglong then gave the answer to the question he was looking for. Zhou Yi, who was moving around and eager to try, gave a piece of advice.
Jiang Wen, who had already taken protective measures on the side, couldn't help but glance at the words: "It's useless. With his acting skills, it's impossible to do it over and over again without polishing it. My suggestion is to blur this shot, don't take it all in one shot. ”
"Who are you looking down on? If you are scared, just find a substitute. I won't tell you anything."
Zhou Yi curled his lips disdainfully: "In order to shoot the MV, I have received professional training, right?"
"Anyway, let's take a photo first and see how it goes."
Chenglong, the mastermind behind this scene, smiled and patted the two on the shoulders, and then mobilized the entire crew to prepare for filming.
Jiang Wen, who is very good at playing the role of a father, immediately got into the mood after the start. Zhou Yi, who was not far away, rubbed his hands expectantly, always ready to start——
"cut!"
?
"Ayi, you're not playing a killer, so what are you looking forward to? You're also into the painting. You were drunk and driving, so you don't have this expression."
Chenglong behind the monitor stood up and called for a stop, reminding him to pay attention to the character's image and status in a dumbfounded way.
"..."
Zhou Yi pressed his hat, stuck his right hand out of the car window, raised his thumb and sent his first like today: "My, my, my, I couldn't hold back my excitement."
Making a serious movie is really demanding.
After taking a sip of beer, Zhou Yi, who was feeling tipsy, wiped the sweat on his forehead with a towel. When the signal came out, he stepped on the accelerator and the fully insured semi-trailer truck came directly. Sprinted forward!
"Run! Run!"
In the camera, Jiang Wen, who grabbed two bags of toast from a convenience store, had a face full of anxiety, and shouted ferociously at the child playing his son who was standing directly across the road: "Run!"
Security guards who had heard the news were already chasing him at both ends of the street, and the truck's headlights were already on not far away——
Before Jiang Wen, who had overturned and collapsed over the obstacle, landed, the blue heavy truck driven by Zhou Yi began to brake suddenly!
"Bang!"
The moment the two collided, Jiang Wen, who had not yet landed in the middle of the road, flew out directly under the control of Wia!
"cut!"
As the director finished speaking, Jiang Wen, who flew out of the screen and fell on the air mattress, rolled twice, then grinned, patted himself and stood up: "Damn it, if I had known better, I wouldn't have helped you modify this truck. "
What's the point of hitting yourself with a truck you modified?
Fortunately, it should be a one-time thing——
"Ayi, you can't laugh."
Chenglong's sigh made Jiang Wen, who was about to take off his wires, pause, turn his head to look at the camera, and slowly type a question mark: "?"
"I'm not smiling, I really am not smiling."
Zhou Yi felt that his professional acting skills had been questioned, and immediately said: "I have received professional training and will never laugh."
Then, he saw in the camera footage, the moment he bumped into Jiang Wen, his unabashedly raised corners of his mouth...
Looks happier than anyone else.
"Well……"
Zhou Yi blinked. The evidence was irrefutable, so he had to add: "Unless you can't help it."
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