China Entertainment 2000

outlaw

Since Warner Records completely separated from its parent company Time Warner at the beginning of this year and was independently acquired by Edgar Jr. to complete its reorganization and independence, I don’t know how many pairs of eyes are secretly staring at the positions vacated by Warner Records.

This is also the reason why little Edgar complained about those people with Zhou Yi before.

But now, when Warner suddenly withdrew all the offers under negotiation overnight and instead signed a little-known Barbadian black girl, all the female singers who were actually interested in joining Warner were stunned——

No, they just want to get more benefits, why don't you follow the routine?

Negotiation and negotiation, doesn’t it take a few more rounds?

Why did you flip the table all of a sudden?

Are you really just a prodigal?

"Is Warner crazy?"

"She is just a 15-year-old child. Does Warner still plan to rely on a 15-year-old child to support the banner of their company's female singer?"

"What did you say? Spike interviewed him personally?"

"Shit, you can't do anything with kids!"

"..."

"Huh? Wait, wait, who said the second to last sentence? This sentence sounds familiar."

February 14th, Valentine’s Day.

New York, Scarlett's house.

Zhou Yi, who was naked to the upper body and with a bath towel tied around his waist, put down the paper and pen he was working on, looked up at Scarlett Johansson, who was sitting on the table with her legs dangling, and said with a smile: "Didn't Ferguson teach this yet?" Americans, don’t talk nonsense?”

"Who knows who Ferguson is? Football is not the number one sport in the world in the United States. It is not even among the top three."

Scarlett Johansson, who was shaking a red wine glass, wore a translucent black gauze, her dazzling blond hair was tied back casually, and there were still a few loose strands of hair on her forehead: "Also, you are not Arsenal’s ambassador?”

At only 19 years old, she has not yet had breast reduction surgery, and the size is quite eye-catching.

"There's no difference. Anyway, both of them are good at using children - huh?"

Just as he was talking, Zhou Yi, who felt something strange, looked at Scarlett's toes that were leaning over to play football - the nails were painted bright red.

The woman who put down her wine glass put her hands back on the table, fidgeting with the football with both feet. She raised her chin slightly and looked at him condescendingly, with a joking look on her face: "It seems that you are not very competent as a football ambassador, Spike." , The ball protection skills were not very good, and I took the ball away easily.”

"I like to do as the Romans do when I come to the United States. When I come to the United States, I prefer to study dribbling skills. After all, the NBA is much more popular in the United States than the Major League Soccer League." Zhou Yi, who sent out the invitation to stick singles, raised a playful smile.

"Hmm, maybe I blamed you wrongly?"

"Probably. However, it would be more immersive if you could change into a cheerleading uniform."

Cheerleading is an integral part of American campus culture.

It’s not uncommon in movies that the bully of the football or basketball team likes to have a slutty love affair with the beautiful captain of the cheerleading team.

Scarlett turned around and pressed her hand on the sheet of music that had not yet dried. The moment she turned her head, the tip of her tongue swept across the corner of her mouth. She cast a provocative look and then suddenly pounced, shaking with the frequency of a cheerleader during a halftime performance——

"Come on, I like crazy, spike."

"Yeah?"

"Yes, pat on the back, you know?"

A crisp sound of "pop"——

"I don't know, but——"

"shoot someone in the back! shoot someone in the back! come on, spike!"

Scarlett Johansson's legs were paralyzed for a moment and she was shaking violently. Those who didn't know it thought she was ill. Fortunately, Zhou Yi caught him in time, otherwise Gao Luo would have fallen off the desk and landed on his butt.

The ink stains blurred by sweat covered the top of the score. Scarlett, who had regained her composure, laughed contentedly, grabbed it and raised it towards Zhou Yi: "Sorry, Spike, it looks like you have to rewrite it." ”

"You don't need to tell me that I plan to rewrite it because I suddenly have new ideas for new songs."

"What do you mean? Did I give you new inspiration?"

"Of course, I even thought of the title of the song."

Scarlett was really curious now: "What's it called?"

Zhou Yi, who was holding her in his arms and talking, poked her back with his index finger and teased: "'Sexy Back'."

"Bad boy." Scarlett Johansson said in a hoarse voice and rolled her eyes at him.

Isn't it normal to shoot her in the back? It's happened so many times.

"nonono."

Zhou Yi smiled and shook his head: "It's not my back, it's my return."

"Sexy Back", sexy return.

The Grammy-winning song that helped Justin Timberlake reach the top of his first single in his music career in the future was also his first B-chart-topping single after his solo career. It topped the charts for seven consecutive weeks, completely establishing his career. The status of a super boy.

"But besides me, what other guests have you invited to tomorrow's "Conan Show"?"

"you guess?"

Scarlett Johansson raised her hand and punched him in the chest.

…………………………

"I'm a fucking kid, I'm still guessing."

New York, on the subway.

David Corman sneered at the mysterious behavior of the good brothers: "If you don't want to say it's a knock, then I won't help you get Spike's autograph when I go to the "Conan Show" tonight."

On the evening of February 15th, the recording of "The Conan Show" began.

This is the day that their loyal fans of Zhouyi have been waiting for for a long time. After all, every time Zhouyi goes on the talk show, he will say something extremely arrogant, so that their fans can also enjoy it together.

Idols took the lead in the charge, and fans waved and cheered.

The current situation of European and American entertainment circles.

"No, please, please, please, I'm telling you, it's actually me who discovered that I seem to like Annie from the next class..."

The good friend who was still trying to get away with it suddenly changed his face.

He didn't get an audience ticket for "The Conan Show", and his good brother only got one, so he couldn't take him with him. In order to get an autograph, I had to shake it all off, not forgetting to say: "You have to keep this a secret from me. I don't want others to know that I have a crush on her."

"Okay, no problem, don't you worry about me?"

Raising his hand to smooth his golden curly hair, David Coleman blinked, very loyal.

They are all buddies.

"What about Spike's autograph tonight?"

"It's a small thing, a small thing."

After getting off the subway and separated from this classmate, David arrived at the agreed place. When he saw the hot girl waiting for him, he immediately raised his hand and said hello to her: "Hey Annie."

"David! You're here, hurry up, Spike's recording is about to start, I can't get in without your ticket."

"It doesn't matter. I calculated the time well. Spike and the others started recording at night. We still have time..."

Although he obviously had two tickets, David Koman, who had just cut off from his good brother, felt an inexplicable and strange feeling in his heart when he thought that the goddess his good brother had a crush on seemed to be spending the night with him tonight...

After having a romantic dinner together, David Coleman finally took Anne, a college cheerleader, into the recording site of "The Conan Show". He had successfully held her little hand and was very proud of himself.

What makes him wonder is, why didn't he see the host Conan directing the staff's formation on the "Conan Show" tonight?

What about others?

For viewers who have become accustomed to watching "The Conan Show", Conan, the host, is undoubtedly the soul of the show. Although everyone can recite the program flow, this does not prevent everyone from still loving watching it.

Conan Christopher O'Brien, has become their stable old friend.

But tonight, their old friend never appeared on the scene even once until the show officially started recording...

"What's going on?"

"I don't know."

"Did he have food poisoning? Someone will take over tonight?"

"Or was he hit by a car temporarily on the way to work?"

"..."

The audience, which had never seen the host disappear since the premiere of "The Conan Show", started talking a lot, but when the lights dimmed, the big screen on the stage suddenly revealed the face of Conan O'Brien——

"Let's see what the media is saying about Spike..."

""Outlaw, Coming up"..."

"Oh, God, what did I see? I've read DC. In fact, DC comics were very popular in my time. Outlaw, the outlaw character, is a character who often commits crimes..."

"I admit, judging from past news, Spike is indeed a bit of an outlaw. Maybe Outlaw is really suitable for him?"

"..."

One by one, these are the exaggerated headlines reported by the American media when Zhou Yi arrived in the United States at the beginning of this month.

As we all know, talk shows often make fun of celebrities.

Because Zhou Yi has appeared on "Conan Show" many times, Conan O'Brien naturally made fun of Zhou Yi's status as a law student and the nickname "Outlaw Outlaw" in many past episodes of the show.

"Zizzizi..."

Just when the audience was puzzled, a snowflake screen with signal loss suddenly appeared on the big screen. When the screen reappeared, it was already a hut filled with guns and ammunition, and a figure hidden under a hood. Sitting on the chair, dangling his legs carelessly——

"Outlaw, outlaw, outlaw. I don't understand why Conan O'Brien keeps calling me that. Maybe he doesn't know that I actually hate it."

When Zhou Yi took off his hood and exposed his face on the screen, his deliberately lowered voice sounded like Batman: "Because I never kill anyone."

? ? ? ? ?

"But it doesn't matter, he can't speak now."

As the camera was moved away by Zhou Yi, Conan O'Brien, who was sitting in a wheelchair and tied up with his tie in his mouth as if he had a ball gagged, came into view.

This is a gesture he has never shown in his career.

"Look, these people who study and do journalism are always so easy to offend, so come on Conan, let me show you how the real outlaws take over your show. ”

Zhou Yi stood up and took off his hood. He didn't smile like Batman, but like Penguin. He pushed Conan O'Brien, who was tied to a wheelchair and couldn't move, and disappeared from the screen.

The audience was stunned at first, and then immediately started screaming and cheering in disbelief!

"Spike?!"

"Spike!!"

"Spike!!!"

This unprecedented opening surprised all the audience.

They never thought that Zhou Yi would appear on the stage of this talk show as a true outlaw and kidnap the host Conan O'Brien.

The media said that he was an outlaw, but he actually responded to such remarks by appearing as an outlaw.

"Oh God, this is so cool!"

When Zhou Yi pushed the wheelchair out from behind the scenes to the exciting music, and then released the wheelchair and waved hello to the audience, David Koman's eyes shone brightly——

Especially when Conan O'Brien in a wheelchair was still desperately moving to the center of the stage, with a ferocious expression and unable to speak, it was in sharp contrast to the comfortable Zhou Yi.

Needless to say, the opening of this novel talk show alone aroused thunderous applause, and Conan O'Brien's performance even attracted bursts of cheers.

"Hey, everyone."

Zhou Yi, who was wearing a suit and ties, straightened his tie, stood at the forefront with one hand in his pocket, and said with a smile: "Welcome to tonight's "Spike Show", I am the host Spike Zhou. Yes, you heard it right, Conan is changing its show tonight.”

The audience burst into laughter, and many people even whistled.

At the scene of "The Conan Show", the distance between the stage and the audience was very close. Zhou Yi could intuitively feel how strong the sound wave was when the cheers of about two hundred people gathered together——

"Spike! God! I love you so much!"

“We don’t want to watch the Conan show, we want to watch the Spike show!”

"..."

After the audience had released their first wave of emotions, Zhou Yi, with a smile on his face, raised his hands and pressed down: "ok, ok, thank you, I feel your enthusiasm. It seems that I am much more popular than when you hosted. , Conan.”

As he said this, he half-turned around and looked back at Conan, who was unable to move his hands and feet on a large scale due to his severe restraints, and could only move back bit by bit in a wheelchair - the latter was panting heavily from exhaustion, and upon hearing this He couldn't help but widen his eyes, as if he had been raped in person, and his expression was strange.

"Understand, after all, I am old and unable to do what I want."

Zhou Yi made a last strike, and Conan in the wheelchair became even more excited. His expression seemed to say that I am the host.

"You see, this is the price of learning journalism and talking nonsense." Zhou Yi added, Conan seemed to be tired from struggling, and completely collapsed in the wheelchair, with a look of despair on his face, but he still had his tie in his mouth. Unable to speak.

The audience in the audience couldn't hold back at all, and burst into laughter.

"To be honest, I have wanted to do this for a long time because I think he is completely inferior to me. Thanks to the strong sponsorship of newspapers such as the New York Times and the Los Angeles Times, I can legitimately occupy the "New York Times" and "Los Angeles Times" in the name of an outlaw. "The Conan Show".

Zhou Yi returned to Conan in a few small steps, and gently kicked his wheelchair. Conan, who finally moved back to the center of the stage to blend in with the camera, watched in despair as he slowly drove towards the edge...

"I believe that the audience at the scene and on the TV should also be seeing a truly talented person hosting this program for the first time. I hope you won't find it strange."

Zhou Yi opened his arms to the audience and said with a smile: "However, before the show starts, I still need to complete some modifications to the scene. I hope you will allow me. For example, replace Conan O'Brien's person with mine. people, terminate their labor contracts in this field.

"Of course, this is not permitted by law, so naturally I will not compensate even a penny."