China Entertainment 2000

"Woo! Woohoo!!! Woohoo!!"

Somehow it looked like Conan O'Brien, who was biting his tie, was making more noise. He kept shaking his head, hunching his shoulders upward in an attempt to break the rope, and gritting his teeth until the veins on his forehead popped out - —

It gives people a visual impact that he is really tied to death.

Zhou Yi, who heard the noise, immediately turned his head and glanced, and happened to meet Conan O'Brien's unwilling eyes. The corners of his mouth suddenly opened, revealing a smile that could be called a villain: "Wow, look at him, look at him Conan is gagged over there.

"Believe me, you've never been this funny on a show, my friend."

Even those in the audience who had a high sense of humor were amused by Conan O'Brien's angry eyes mixed with a bit of resentment at this moment.

The original host of the show has never said a single word from the beginning until now. He turned a talk show into a disaster scene - but the more resentful and painful his expression became, and the more struggling his limbs became, the audience On the contrary, they laughed more cheerfully.

As the so-called law of conservation of happiness - the smile will not disappear, it will just move from one person's face to another.

Others don't know what the situation is, but David Coleman thinks that he is indeed like this. He is so happy that even Anne next to him is laughing. He takes advantage of the situation and puts his arms around the woman's shoulders.

At this moment, he is extremely grateful for this ingenious opening of the program-it is fun and can help him get closer to his goal of hitting the bases.

"Okay, okay. Let's leave him alone. He doesn't dare to call an ambulance or the police anyway. I'm still safe at the moment."

Giving the audience a breath, after they had finished laughing, Zhou Yi pursed his lips and resumed his conversation: "After all, I have money and fame. Lots and lots of money, a big, big name, every day Everyone knows it.”

The rather connotative words made the scene that had just taken a break once again become excited again - cheers interrupted what he wanted to say several times.

After simply waiting for the audience to vent their aroused emotions, Zhou Yi continued with a smile: "Don't cheer for me, friends, tonight I am an outlaw and represent the evil side. If the scene and TV If there are any viewers under the age of 18, I think it’s best for you to leave.

"Because the victory of evil over justice cannot be seen at this point in time. The FBI is warning. You understand what I mean, huh?"

At some point, Conan, who was tied up, had a tag in his arms. The word "Justice" on it was clearly visible. Combined with his expression of satisfaction with his identity, it was enough to make people laugh.

"OK, I think at this time some people may have doubts about what qualifications I have to replace Conan O'Brien on this talk show. In fact, mainly I think I can."

Zhou Yi adjusted the cuffs of his suit, then shook his hands and said confidently: "In my hometown in China, there is a saying that where there is a will, there is a way. In fact, I have been doing things based on this principle over the years.

"Just like singing and releasing albums, I had never been exposed to things before my debut, but I still did it well, because I thought I could do it."

The man smiled: "Everyone knows how successful I am, right?"

"Yes!!!"

"Spike, you're the best!"

"..."

There was a deliberate pause, and the audience gave him excited applause at the right time.

“So, after I achieved success in China, the company told me that I had to go overseas and try to break into the American music scene because it’s difficult here.

"It is said, just said. It is said that this is the most intense music scene in the world, so people from the company told me that I have to come and feel the intensity here.

"But yes, I'm going to say no here."

Zhou Yi's raised hand paused for a moment, and he tapped his index finger out of thin air. He held his head high and his chest was very puzzled: "But, I gave the American music scene two years. Two years, two years for the United States. The music world still hasn't gotten used to my intensity.

"I have to say, I'm very disappointed. Before I came, everyone told me that the American music scene was the most competitive place for musicians in the world, and I had to stay humble. But now, it's me who is training them in the military.

"Why?"

The confused expression and puzzled tone concealed unparalleled arrogance.

Zhou Yi, who was wearing a dark purple patterned suit, stood on the stage, with the spotlight shining on him. His unspeakable tyranny and domineering made the whole audience boil for a moment, and the impact of screams almost broke through the soundproof wall of the recording hall!

"Ahhhhh!!!"

"Spike!"

"Spike!!"

"Spike!!!"

"SPIKE!!!"

The chaotic cheers gradually became uniform after just a few seconds. Zhou Yi stood in the center of the stage with his hands in his pockets. His seemingly casual posture was full of aloofness and arrogance under the light. His temperament is like a long live king who accepts the roar of his subjects.

The guests hidden behind the scenes couldn't help but be speechless when they saw this scene, and some even laughed out loud.

After accepting this burst of cheers, Zhou Yi raised his hand and raised his eyebrows proudly: "Look, I'm just talking according to the prompt board, who can't do it? This talk show host is far better than I imagined it was too simple.

"Of course, I'm not saying that our Mr. Conan is useless. At least he's family-oriented, likes fitness, is humorous, and won't kill people wherever he goes when he travels to Japan - wait, what's going on? I didn't write these!"

Across the stage, a blonde masked girl wearing a red low-cut long skirt and 7cm silver diamond crystal high heels suddenly had a panic in her tone, and quickly withdrew the small whiteboard in her hand and looked at it: "Sorry, sir, I knocked out the original inscription staff and rushed over, and forgot to change it."

"Come on, Scarlett, how can you do things? You didn't even take off the mask that disguised yourself. You will implicate the mask manufacturer." Zhou Yi looked helpless.

Scarlett Johansson suddenly realized that she was still wearing the mask she wore when she committed the crime. She quickly took it off and threw it back, revealing her youthful face.

When she turned around, the wind blew up on both sides of the venue. As she half-turned and flew the mask, her red skirt bloomed into a sexy phantom that made people look at Marilyn Monroe.

"Oh oh oh oh oh!!!!"

No one expected that Scarlett Johansson, who became a literary goddess in Hollywood last year with the movie "Lost in Translation", would appear on the scene in this way. More than 90% of the male audience at the scene howled uncontrollably!

In Hollywood, where lgbtq+ has not yet become popular, a blonde actress like Scarlett Johansson with a beautiful face and a perfect figure is a standard Hollywood star girl.

"Yes, we are actually a gang. The poor prompter is probably still dating Marilyn Monroe in his dreams." After winking at the camera playfully, Scarlett Johansson raised her hand to move the camera that was filming herself away and pointed it at a man sitting on a chair with his eyes closed not far away.

Obviously, he was the second victim of this scene.

Zhou Yi gestured in the direction of the live band, and then raised one hand and said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome my assistant tonight, the heroine of "Lost in Translation", the literary goddess in my mind - Scarlett Johansson!"

The band immediately played the exciting entrance music, and Scarlett Johansson, wearing high heels, turned around and waved to the audience, and then stood aside obediently, really acting as an assistant.

"No, no, no, where's the band leader? Where's the leader? What's going on? Scarlett is not a guest, you shouldn't give her entrance music, no need to be so passionate, understand?"

After kissing Scarlett, Zhou Yi turned around and attacked the live band: "Captain, you are also fired, get out."

The bearded live band leader had to shrug helplessly. Before he could speak, an Asian female face suddenly appeared under the table. When she stood up, her long hair swayed silkily. She sat in the seat vacated by the captain after he stood up with a guitar in her arms. The former was stunned-

Before he could come to his senses, several men in black clothes wrapped in black came over, grabbed his arm and pulled him out.

"Elva, from now on you are my new band director."