China Entertainment 2000

Regarding the sudden appearance of Elva Hsiao, an Asian woman, more than 97% of the audience at the scene actually did not know who she was. Only the remaining 3% who often pay attention to the new forces in the North American music circle felt familiar——

This person looks familiar. She seems to be the Asian senior sister of the super popular British group Blue, a female singer who has won a certain sales award at the World Music Awards. Since the end of last year, she has frequently appeared in the concerts of many EMI Records singers and participating music festival groups. Among them, they also appeared on many programs together.

It can be regarded as the Asian singer promoted by EMI Records in the American music scene this year.

But even so, for Zhou Yi's sake, the audience still gave her the applause she deserved after suddenly appearing as a guest to replace the original band director.

Elva Hsiao, who understands that she is still a transparent person in the American music scene, does not care that she does not receive much cheers. She was able to appear on the talk show with the highest ratings in the United States because she used Zhou Yi as a backdoor.

Whether she can seize this opportunity to become an instant hit, or at least establish her own musical reputation, depends on her own destiny. Whether she has this destiny or not will be revealed after she sings the new song.

After nodding to Zhou Yi, Elva Hsiao plucked the guitar strings in his hand and led the band to play the background music of Scarlett Johansson's entry as assistant according to Zhou Yi's request. Only then did the eyes of the audience fall on the relaxed Zhou Yi again. On the body.

In this episode, Scarlett Johansson, who is Zhou Yi's assistant, really looks like a sales girl standing next to Conan who is tied to the wheelchair, looking dignified.

"Okay, don't be surprised if any viewers who turn on the TV at this time see me. Let me introduce myself again, I am Spike Zhou, the host of this episode of "The Spike Show". Yes, "The Conan Show" He was replaced by me because he did so poorly."

After Zhou Yi finished these words, Conan in the wheelchair struggled again for a few times, biting his tie and whining in his mouth, which instantly attracted everyone's attention, but he just didn't know what he said——

Zhou Yi paused, then turned his head and glanced at her. As his assistant, Scarlett Johansson's face suddenly straightened: "He said that he very much agrees with what you said, sir."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ( situations (Woooossssssssssssssssssss in), Conan O'Brien's eyes suddenly widened when he saw Scarlett Johansson confusing right and wrong.

Zhou Yi was puzzled and turned his attention to Scarlett. The latter's expression did not change and she still maintained a professional and charming smile: "He said it was the first time he saw such a talented person hosting a talk show. It was simply overwhelming. He feels like the past few decades have been in vain.”

"Woo!"

"He said he wanted to kneel down for you."

"Nice translation Scarlett."

Zhou Yi couldn't help but nodded and gave the woman a thumbs up: "Please help me ask him if there are any guests he wanted to invite before, but has never invited."

"Okay, sir."

Scarlett bowed slightly like a medieval butler, and then lowered her eyes to look at Conan O'Brien who raised his head to look at her, pouting: "Huh?"

"Woo!"

"Asked out, it's Mariah Carey, sir." Scarlett Johansson said seriously.

Mariah Carey, after racking her brains to escape the control of her old Sony goat ex-husband, has been on the decline since 2003, and many channels for her appearances have been blocked. If she hadn't happened to join forces with Zhou Yi in 2002 to keep her topical in the future, I'm afraid her fall would have been faster.

Of course, this is all within the industry.

In the eyes of the outside world, although Mariah Carey's exposure has been greatly reduced, her status as a top diva is still there.

Zhouyi's fans also come from the music circle.

Therefore, when this name came out of Scarlett Johansson’s mouth, the scene immediately erupted with waves of surprise screams——

Amid the screams, Zhou Yi took out the latest Nokia mobile phone he endorsed from his arms and made a call.

"Hello? Spike?"

The voice of Mariah Carey, a butterfly, suddenly came from the speakers at the scene.

"Hey Maria, do you have time now?" Zhou Yi asked with a smile, holding his mobile phone to his ear.

"Hmm, theoretically there shouldn't be. But since it's your phone number, I think I should have it." Mariah Carey, who has not appeared in public for several months, has a slightly lazy voice. .

"It's like this. I've hijacked "The Conan Show" now and I'm short of an opening guest. Are you willing to come?"

"Sure, give me a minute."

As soon as Mariah Carey finished speaking, the guest channel of "The Conan Show" suddenly opened. Mariah Carey, wearing a sequined tassel tube top skirt, stepped up to the sky and stood in the audience's eagerly awaited eyes. He walked out slowly amid cheers——

After walking to the center of the stage, hugging and kissing Zhou Yi, the queen, who is currently in the stage of returning to her soul as a butterfly, handed over her first public appearance in 2004 to Zhou Yi.

"Welcome, welcome. I heard you've never been on Conan before, right Maria?"

Zhou Yi sat down in the host's seat: "Why? Is it because he couldn't invite me?"

"Of course, you know, a woman like me can't be on every show."

Mariah Carey, who has obviously developed a talent for sketches, turned her head and glanced at Conan O'Brien, who was shocked beyond measure: "Especially a bad show hosted by a host like him, I I don’t want to cooperate with this kind of person at all.”

Conan O'Brien, who saw Mariah Carey in person on the show, was so surprised that he opened his mouth wide and even forgot to bite his tie. Scarlett Johansson, as his assistant, noticed this, In full view of everyone, she stuffed the tie back into him and let him bite it.

Zhou Yi smiled evilly and added: "This is the gap between you and me, Conan."

Many fans of Mariah Carey and Zhou Yi were so excited that they almost burst their throats.

Since he merged with Mariah Carey and established his reputation in Europe and the United States, stepping on Eminem's head and giving him the nickname "Tom Cat", Zhou Yi and Mariah Carey have met face to face. The occasions to appear together in front of the media have become very rare.

After rumors of Mariah Carey being suppressed broke out last year, many fans thought that Zhou Yi no longer wanted to talk to Mariah Carey. Who would have thought that Zhou Yi would be so attached to love and justice that he directly invited Mariah Carey to the scene of the most popular "Conan Show".

As the two chatted with each other, the friendly and harmonious scene made the fans in the audience burst into tears.

Zhou Yi is among the people! Able to deal with!

“Let me ask you a question Maria, who would you most like to collaborate with in music?”

"Of course it's you, is there any doubt?"

As the conversation between the two deepened, issues related to cooperation instantly cheered up the fans at the scene.

cooperate?

You know, as Zhou Yi reaches the top of the European and American music scene, there are so many musicians who want to collaborate with him that they can fill the entire Pacific Ocean.

"Well... I mean besides me. You know, I'm so popular. Choosing me is simply a snake oil answer that won't offend anyone." Zhou Yi, who didn't forget to brag about himself, put gold in his face.

"Besides you, I think it would be Shakira. I really like her Latin style, that kind of rhythm, you know."

As she spoke, Mariah Carey, who was sitting on the sofa, hummed a few lines and twisted her waist twice, showing off her surprisingly superior rhythm.

"Shakira? Are you talking about Shakira Isabel Maybarak Ripoll?"

"Yeah, she's literally one of the best Latin female singers I've ever seen."

The audience who had no idea what was going on in the audience just thought it was the two music industry figures on the stage exchanging commercial blows, and they applauded symbolically.

After all, Shakira is also a popular queen, and her album sales are among the top three female singers in the new century, far surpassing the world's queens such as Madonna, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carey.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Yi suddenly raised his hand and pressed it down, signaling them not to applaud yet: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, I seem to have thought of something. Ladies and gentlemen, please give me a round of applause, Shakira!"

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When Shakira's English masterpiece sounded at the scene, the door to the guest channel unexpectedly opened again, and Shakira, wearing a Latin short skirt, immediately appeared in the audience's field of vision with enchanting steps!

Damn it!

David Koeman's eyes almost stared.

Beside him, Anne, who never expected to see Shakira besides Mariah Carey tonight, was so excited that she went crazy, clasping his neck and screaming!

"Shakira!"

"Shakira!!"

After another cheek-to-cheek ceremony, Shakira, who was also appearing on "Conan Show" for the first time, waved and said hello to the excited audience with a smile on her face.

Fans who had used CP because of the scandal between the two suddenly became emotionally rekindled!

"Welcome to The Spike Show, Shakira, it's an honor to have you."

"Don't say that Spike, I don't think any woman can refuse the opportunity to work with you on a show." Shakira also sat on the sofa and smiled.

"Still the same question, has Conan ever invited you?" Zhou Yi pointed to the man in the wheelchair behind him whose eyes were almost dull.

"Well, of course."

Shakira shrugged: "But, you know, Conan's personal charm is far less than you, Spike. As the saying on the Internet says, no woman can refuse the opportunity to get along with you."

"real?"

Zhou Yi touched his face and looked back at Conan: "Can you tell me more about my charm, Shakira, so that this gentleman can give up."

"Well...how should I put it, you're like a hot dog."

"hot dog?"

"yes."

Shakira nodded and smiled: "People say you are a playboy, and the female partners around you are always changing. Therefore, your charm to me is like seeing a hot dog stand on the streets of New York. ——

"I kept reminding myself: hot dogs are unhealthy food. As a singer and dancer, I must stay in shape and must not eat them. However, in the end, I will still be deeply attracted by the smell and can't control it. Just buy it yourself and swallow it whole in one go to satisfy your craving.

"After eating and enjoying it, I started to regret it. My mind was full of why I put this thing in my body, and then I wanted to want it the next time we met..."

Before Shakira could even finish her words, the audience, who understood instantly, burst into unexpected laughter, one wave after another——

What's more, some even let themselves go and whistled directly on the spot!

"Wuhu!!!"

Zhou Yi, who was smiling, wiped his face pretending to be shy: "okok, next question is Shakira, besides me, which singer do you want to collaborate with more?"

"Except for you, let me think about it, maybe Avril Lavigne."

Shakira thought for a few seconds and said a name.

There was a precedent, and the moment the name was spoken, the audience was shocked -

Sure enough, the next second, Zhou Yi immediately raised his hand and announced a piece of news that drove them completely crazy: "Gentlemen and ladies, let us welcome Avril Lavigne!"

The guest channel was opened again, and a female figure who had not had many scandals with Zhou Yi, but was favored by many people because of her debut time and "grievances" appeared behind the door with light makeup——

Avril Lavigne.

The little Canadian punk witch who once fell in love with Zhou Yi, who had just arrived, fell in love with each other on the major charts, but ended up being suppressed everywhere. She is now one of the most popular female punk singers in the European and American world.

Her appearance also brought the loudest cheers among the three female guests!

"Avril!"

"Avril!!"

"Avril!!!"

Incredible!

This is incredible! ! !

In the wheelchair on the stage, Conan O'Brien's eyes were completely numb;

Among the excited crowd, David Coleman, whose scalp was numb, was shaking as he held his soon-to-be girlfriend's hand.

A world diva, a Latin American diva, and currently the most popular little diva in the English department in Europe, America, and even Asia.

Everything is gathered together in this small studio, it is simply a miracle!

If the occasion were changed, if it were another program, any one of these three people could be picked out to be a guest for an entire episode, but now he has become an existence that Zhou Yi can summon with just one move, and everyone is sharing that number. Not many shots.

Three divas supporting a man together, the tickets are not great value anymore, they are to the extent that he is willing to give money to the show crew.

How can you see this scene in other programs.

Didn't you see that his prospective girlfriend was so excited that she covered her chest and needed artificial respiration...

"Wait a minute, why do I feel a little strange? Why are all the girls here?"

On the stage, after Avril sat down, Zhou Yi, who was watching the sofa completely full, rubbed his chin: "Will human rights organizations say that I am engaging in sex discrimination?"

"It's possible, sir." Scarlett added with a smile.

"Well, Scarlett, as my assistant, I'll give you a chance."

Zhou Yi, who heard the voice, snapped his fingers and turned to look at Scarlett Johansson: "Is there anyone you want to meet? Besides me."

"Well... I really like watching "Pirates of the Caribbean", especially the theme song you wrote, boss, I think it's very nice. So, besides you, the one I want to get to know the most is Johnny Depp."

As soon as Scarlett Johansson finished speaking, a burst of female screams erupted from the scene——

The Captain's popularity is unquestionable.

Conan, who had completely lost his brain cells, was frightened by this terrifying lineup. Judging from the shape of his mouth as he muttered without making a sound, words such as "my funds" could be vaguely seen.

"Okay, gentlemen and ladies..."

Under the eager eyes of hundreds of people at the scene, Zhou Yi spoke slowly, and then made a sudden turn: "Forget it, let's go buy some quick-acting heart-saving pills for Mr. Conan first, Scarlett."

As an assistant, Scarlett realized that Conan O'Brien was in a state of rapid passing, and couldn't help but rush to the guest aisle.

Fans who expected to see Johnny Depp live were a little disappointed, but understandable.

After all, the program team's funds are really not unlimited.

I already have three divas, what else do I need for a bicycle?

And while everyone was watching Zhou Yi and the three of them bantering on the stage, Scarlett, who had gone out to buy Suxiao Jiuxin Pills, suddenly made a video call and came back, interrupting the chat of the three of them——

"Sir, I didn't find a pharmacy."

Scarlett Johansson appeared on the big screen, holding a medicine box in her hand: "But I picked up a first aid kit. Is this okay?"

"I found a first aid kit? What do you mean? Where did you find it?"

"Right ahead."

Scarlett Johansson held the microphone in one hand. The next second, her face suddenly changed as she looked into the distance: "Sir, I seem to have seen Captain Jack Sparrow!"

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"No sir, I saw Captain Jack and Jack Cheng fighting!"

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As soon as these words came out, the audience didn't realize what was going on. As Scarlett Johansson's camera turned, Johnny Depp, who played Captain Jack Sparrow in "Pirates of the Caribbean" and the influence of the "Rush Hour" series Chenglong, an American police officer, then appeared on the screen——

"Jack Sparrow, you broke the law!"

Chenglong, who claims to be pursuing the police all the way from Hong Kong to New York, is upright and awe-inspiring.

After that, the two Jacks... really fought together, and each move was extremely cool.

"Captain Jack and Jack Cheng fight together? How could I have such a dream?

"No! Stop, don't fight anymore!"

Scarlett Johansson, who once again played the role of a war correspondent, came forward to dissuade him.

Witnessing the scene directed by himself, Zhou Yi couldn't hold back his laughter. The laughter even spread through the microphone to the outside, affecting the two "Jacks" who were competing to win.

"Gentlemen and ladies, let us welcome Jack! Johnny Depp!"

As the screen went dark and the lights dimmed, the band played music again. Chenglong and Johnny Depp, who looked like normal people and were even wearing suits and ties, officially walked out of the guest house under the leadership of their assistant Scarlett. aisle.

"Three queens with different styles, Spike..."

After saying hello, Johnny Depp had no place to sit on the stage. As a last resort, he could only sit on the table in front of Zhou Yi, turned sideways and gave him a thumbs up with a smile: "You're so naughty."

The correct Chinese characters and smooth pronunciation can be seen that it has been tempered many times.

As for Chenglong, after greeting Elva Hsiao at the end, he moved a chair from the band to the stage with a smile: "Long time no see, Spike."

Because it was on an American show, Chenglong, who spoke English, directly called Zhou Yina by his English name, which is more familiar to the Western world.

As the number of guests increased, the already small "Conan Show" hall turned out to be a bit crowded.

The audience went absolutely crazy!

They can no longer imagine how high the funding for this period will be.

Three queens, Johnny Depp, who belongs to the top Hollywood actor club, and Chenglong, who has entered the $20 million club. This lineup is simply unimaginable!

Yes, Chenglong is still extremely popular in the United States at this time.

Even though "Eighty Days Around the World" failed miserably at the box office, the disc market performed well. Chenglong even appeared on "The Conan Show" to promote the film.

The key is that they were all called by Zhou Yi, and now they all appear on this show.

Whether it's the appearance one after another or the scene of two Jacks fighting on the street, it is constantly stimulating their nerves.

This is destined to be a talk show that will forever be etched deep in their minds.

Whether it's the ingenious way of appearing or the most luxurious guest list in the history of talk shows, or the host Conan O'Brien who spent the entire episode tied to a wheelchair without saying a word.

Even after Zhou Yi announced that this program was coming to an end, the audience was still reluctant to leave.

There are also those calling for an encore.

"Okay, dear friends in the audience and in front of the TV, this episode of "The Spike Show" is coming to an end, and I am the substitute host of this episode, Spike Week. So, please enjoy my performance for this episode. The last change made——"

After pushing Conan O'Brien's wheelchair, a group of people stood on the stage and took a group photo. Zhou Yi smiled and announced the end of this episode: "Yes, I have temporarily changed the ending song of this episode. Please hire me The new music director Elva brings the song-"Because of you"!

After working in obscurity for a whole session, Elva Hsiao finally got a chance to show her face, took a deep breath, walked onto the stage, and turned on her musician mode amidst the colorful ribbons flying in the sky——

After the extremely catchy intro, the chorus that broke out instantly made the audience freeze in place as they were about to leave!

Damn it!

Are there any experts? !

"Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk!

"Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt!

"Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me!

"Because of you~~

"I am afraid~~~"

The strong emotional outburst seemed incompatible with the scene of colorful ribbons flying in the sky, but when combined, it unexpectedly gave off a tangled and contrasting feeling of half happiness and half sadness——

It was this sense of contrast that was incompatible with joy that attracted many people to stop and listen to the entire song "Because of you" with the same name as Zhou Yi's old song after the show.

I also remember this song.