China Entertainment: Director’s happiness is so simple

The scene was chaotic at one point, but comedies always have comedic effects.

Chi You was furious one second, and waved his hands the next, "Forget it, it doesn't matter whose descendant you are, give me the turtle back plate."

The cowboy and Zhao Kuo in the container started shouting: "Don't give it to him!"

Chi You shouted: "Don't make any noise!"

Then turn back and threaten the protagonist while revealing more clues about the turtle's back plate:

"The power of this turtle back plate is unimaginable by Xi Yiou, a successful technology company like you. Restoring life is just one of the tricks. With it, I can open the door to time and space, summon mysterious power from the prehistoric times, and help me unify The world, so if you don’t mind, give me the turtle back plate.”

Oh, dozens of pointed spears continued to be aimed at the two of them.

As a last resort, the protagonist had to hand over the turtle back plate.

Chi You didn't waste any time, took the turtle back board, snapped his fingers and left.

As a result, he was quickly stopped by the protagonist's words.

"Oh, I thought you wanted Huarong Dao or Luban Suo."

Chi You and others stopped, turned around and asked curiously: "Huarong Road? Luban Suo?"

"Yeah, it's not a good thing, it just defeated Yanhuang."

"Yanhuang is nothing, I am Chi You, tell me, what are Huarong Dao and Luban Suo!"

"After Huarong Dao is opened, it is a gadget that can make people and gods melt instantly. Luban Lock is even simpler. It locks everything, and even the gods cannot escape. Yanhuang was locked at that time, and then was locked by Huarong Dao. You got it."

Fan Chenggong casually started to cheat, and Chi You fell for it. The more he listened, the more he yearned for it. This magical weapon must be used by me! Then he began to threaten the father and son to take him to find him.

Fan Chenggong decisively led them to the wooden box where the blue whale was. Then, as soon as the box was opened, the blue whale spat out a jet of water angrily.

While sending Chi You and others flying, it also destroyed other wooden boxes here, and various animal skeletons were resurrected one after another.

The turtle back plate also fell back into the hands of the protagonist smoothly.

Chi You was furious: "Chase!"

The protagonist takes his son and runs away quickly.

The scene was now completely chaotic.

The blue whale's water column triggered a rampage of all animal skeletons and models here.

Coupled with the pursuit of soldiers, the protagonist and his son are about to be blocked.

Fortunately, at this moment, a clear male voice and the roar of a motor sounded.

"The five-flowered horse and the golden fur will be exchanged for fine wine!"

Li Bai, played by Brother Hu, is seen holding a handle with one hand and holding a sword in the other. Under his crotch is a three-wheeled motorcycle approaching with a colorful painting.

When the audience took a look, they saw that this was a "five-flowered horse"!

Li Bai drifted, came to the protagonist, braked, and shouted: "What are you waiting for, get in the car quickly!"

The protagonist was a little confused, but there were soldiers chasing him, pterosaurs in the sky, and various beasts around him, so he couldn't care less.

He threw his son into the three-wheeled bucket, and heard a squealing sound. It turned out that there was someone inside!

"Ignore him, get in the car!"

Li Bai laughed, turned the throttle of the motorcycle, and the protagonist got on.

Then the "five-flowered horse" drifted in various ways, throwing away the pursuers. At the same time, Li Bai also began to introduce himself: "I am Li Bai, the poet of the Tang Dynasty Li Bai!"

After finishing this sentence, he laughed in the wind, and then began to sing the poem again: "Five-flowered horse, thousand-gold fur"

That look was very free and unrestrained, but before the poem was finished, the man who looked like a general in the bucket spoke: "Can you stop saying these lines of poems all the time!"

The audience took a closer look and found out that this person was played by Chen Long.

Chen Long also began to introduce: "Hello, I am Huo Qubing."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Bai, who was free and unrestrained over there, said: "You come to drive, I don't know the road!"

Huo Qubing was very skilled, and he immediately changed places with Li Bai, and then said confidently: "I am professional in knowing the way!"

Fan Haoran, who was in the fight, also spoke of Huo Qubing's achievements with admiration: "The champion Hou Huo Qubing, who was appointed as the captain of Yao at the age of eighteen, led 800 cavalry deep into the desert, twice won the title of the entire army, and was awarded the title of champion Hou. At the age of 20, he was promoted to General of Hussars. He commanded two battles in Hexi. He captured the Xiongnu to sacrifice the Tianjin people and marched directly to the Qilian Mountains. At the age of 23, he and Wei Qing led the army deep into Mobei and destroyed the Xiongnu Zuoxian in the Battle of Mobei. The main force of the royal family, seal the wolf as a Xu!"

"Haha, what a joke!" Huo Qubing was so happy.

Li Bai also took out the wine bag: "Why don't you take a sip to celebrate? Come on, come on, the five-flowered horse, the golden fur, the call will be exchanged for the fine wine!"

It’s this poem again.

Fan Chenggong: "Why is it still this one?"

Li Bai: "Okay, let's change it to another one, um. Haha, yes, listen up!"

Just when the father and son and the audience thought they were going to change the poem, Li Bai still said the same sentence: "Five-flowered horse, golden fur"

Huo Qubing was holding the handlebar of the motorcycle with one hand, and turned to the father and son and nodded: "This batch of products he produced are not up to standard, so I'm sorry."

The camera focused on Li Bai's butt, which was a metal nameplate with the number "1313" on it.

The father and son and the audience all suddenly understood and expressed their understanding.

Li Bai didn't care at all. He unsheathed his sword, cut open the mineral water tank on the roadside, and passed a few bottles of mineral water to Huo Qubing: "Then let's replace the wine with tea! After drinking this cup, let's rush out! Wuhuama"

“Don’t drive when you drink, and don’t drink when you drive.”

Huo Qubing refused, and the audience laughed.

"Okay, let's have tea instead of wine!"

Huo Qubing did not refuse. He took the mineral water bottle, looked at the pursuers in front of him, drank it in one gulp, and then shouted at the pursuers opposite: Kill! ! !

Then the BGM started burning, and so did the four people on the motorcycle!

But the next second, Huo Qubing covered his stomach: "It can't be done, it can't be done, I can't drink water, I just drank water and died."

After saying that, he fell down and Li Bai shouted: "Get rid of the disease!"

Then he jumped too.

As a result, the father and son were the only ones left on the motorcycle.

Two new characters came off the production line at the speed of light, making everyone laugh.

Some people who know a little about history have already enjoyed it.

Li Bai's legend of the wine-swordsman, Huo Qubing's self-contained navigation jokes, and the historical facts of his death, both bitter and sweet, are cleverly combined to amuse all living beings.

I don’t know much about history and didn’t catch this joke, but I was still amused by these two idiots.

Seeing that he was about to hit the container, Fan managed to steady his steering wheel and drifted into the next aisle. The shelves behind him collapsed and he could not go back.

Before he had time to worry about the situation of the two fools, the son shouted from inside the bucket: "Dad, ahead!"

Fan Chenggong turned around, then braked and narrowly stopped in front of a little girl dressed in Qing Dynasty clothes.

At this time, the eyes of the audience in the theater were bright.

This is Liu Qianqian!

The clothes of the Qing Dynasty are simple and exquisite. A braid hangs down on one side. Matching her face, she looks like a lady of the Qing Dynasty.

At this time, Wang Zhenyi was obviously frightened by the sudden motorcycle, her expression was full of fear, but at the same time, she had a strong desire for knowledge in her eyes. (End of chapter)