China Entertainment: Director’s happiness is so simple

Another hour and a half later.

Xiao Li walked out of the theater with a dull look in his eyes.

"Three Shots to Surprise", the film lives up to its title, and it would be an exaggeration to call it "bad" three times.

I originally thought that "Assassination" was bad enough, but I never expected that "Three Guns" was even worse!

He really couldn't figure it out.

How come this year, even Lao Mouzi can do this? !

Xiao Li couldn't help cursing: "What a bad luck! On the first day of the new year, I actually saw two pieces of shit at the beginning of the new year!"

Two movies, four tickets, that’s more than two hundred yuan!

The girlfriend on the side raised her lips when she saw this, looking quite satisfied.

But in fact, she was laughing at the retribution of this silly fool.

If I had listened to her and gone to the hotel just now, I wouldn't have had to suffer this.

When Xiao Li saw this, he asked: "Baby, you don't think this movie is very good, do you?"

"Huh? It's okay."

The girlfriend quickly denied it, "Actually, I think the oily noodles look quite delicious."

"Indeed, Lao Zhao's acting skills are incredible."

Xiao Li agreed. The part about eating fried noodles was indeed impressive.

But after he praised it, he reacted, "Baby, you are hungry, right? Let's go, I will take you to eat something delicious."

"Where can I find delicious food now?"

"Haha, don't you know this? I looked at it when I came here. The restaurant next to it is open all night and has designated food. Let's go."

The girlfriend was dragged out of the theater by Xiao Li, but she was so angry that her teeth itched.

I knew the restaurant was open, but why didn't you notice that the hotel was open?

What a fool, with a wooden head

Following Xiao Li, they left the theater.

The midnight show on the first day of the Lunar New Year also comes to an end.

The first batch of viewers also began to leave their footprints online.

Wait until noon the next day.

When Xiao Li got up and turned on the computer, he wanted to express his feelings after watching last night.

But he found that someone had already said everything he wanted to say.

"You may not believe it, but I watched two movies last night that were worse than shit."

"I have read "Chilling". How can I put it? The 50 yuan for the midnight premiere ticket was wasted."

""The Tomb" is a weird one among bad movies, and a unique one among bad movies."

"Website advertising + communication advertising + car and motorcycle advertising + leather clothing advertising + desert-style tourism advertising, cobbled together without any logic is not a movie at all. Why not just ask Zhou Lin and two people to pose?"

"Holy shit, with the thorn 0, I can close my eyes now that the flowers and trees are so rotten in the worst movie of the year."

Heroes think alike!

Xiao Li gave them all a thumbs up.

Continue to read the comments about "Three Guns".

Sure enough, there is still no problem with my aesthetics.

"What kind of movie is "Three Guns"? It's a movie that can kill you with a thunderbolt and shoot you three more times."

"Sun Honglei is a man, Xiao Shen is impotent, Zhao Ben is a villager, and Zhang Yi is seeking wealth."

"Welcome to Liu Laogen'er's annual party on the big stage, guest-directed by Zhang Yimou!"

"I haven't watched a movie in the theater for a long time, but I didn't expect that I would break the habit with "Three Guns". After 90 minutes of baptism, I became more responsible for watching pirated movies. Lao Mouzi has already become more responsible after "My Father and Mother" died"

For both movies, almost none of the first reviews were good.

Of course, there are also good ones, such as those praising the scenery and colors of "Three Guns".

But among all the negative reviews, it is inconspicuous.

After seeing it, Xiao Li felt very satisfied.

Anyway, I'm not the only one who thinks being fed shit is good.

After crossing the pages of two bad movies, Xiao Li then opened the pages of other movies.

He was thinking that there were so many movies released during the Spring Festival.

How can there be a few good-quality ones out there?

As a result, when the page returned to the main interface, it was discovered that several Spring Festival movies were released.

Take another look.

Good guy.

Almost all low scores.

Take a look at the ratings of these movies.

Ci Ling: 3.7 (reviewed by 3576 people)

Three Guns: 4.8 (reviewed by 5368 people)

Su Qier: 4.9 (803 people rated it)

Confucius: 5.2 (reviewed by 1170 people)

Yueguang Treasure Box:5.3 (2369 people rated it)

Big Soldier and Little General 7.0 (reviewed by 2036 people)

Xiao Li was speechless.

Yesterday I actually picked two of the worst movies.

No one is really lucky.

Then he was very curious.

Why are all the Spring Festival movies so bad?

He then clicked in to read the reviews.

"Confucius":

"This is an artistic reflection of how ancient Chinese intellectuals were concubines."

"Didn't Confucius say everything at the end? If you want to understand him, you'd better read Spring and Autumn Annals, and let the movie go down."

"Yueguang Treasure Box":

"Cherish life and stay away from bad movies"

"Shit is easy to pretend, but urine is the hardest to pretend."

"After watching it, I just felt that Zhou Xingxing should cry. Wang Jing found the courage to live."

"Su Qier":

"The action plot has no highlights. Zhou Juanlun is actually the God of War. It's too dramatic."

"Performance artist Yuan Baye \u0026 box office aphrodisiac Zhou Juanlun."

It's all rants.

And in comparison.

At the beginning, "Big Soldiers and Young Generals", which Xiao Li wanted to watch the most, actually "stood out".

“It turns out to be much more beautiful than expected.”

“During the Spring Festival, this is one of the more delicious dishes among the tables full of banquets.”

"Little people, big people, the feelings of family and country are reflected in interesting forms between the two."

"Uncle Long can't be beaten anymore, but I like Uncle Long who can die even more in the movie."

""Little Soldier" is a work that adds surprises during the Spring Festival. The majestic and abrupt mountains, the sharp shadows of swords, the rustling sound of blood, desire, betrayal, trust, and honor along with the blades. These common elements in war movies have been transformed because of a A simple and simple ballad, a majestic cry, and a small seedling growing spontaneously are just right."

There are also negative reviews.

But overall it looks a lot less than the other ones.

It is indeed a movie that received a high score of 7.0!

"So Brother Cheng Long is still the most powerful!"

Xiao Li and Yourong Yan are fans of Cheng Long.

At this moment, he actually felt that it was not a bad thing to see two pieces of shit first last night.

Because I can also use this movie to wash my eyes.

But so be it.

Let’s just say that this movie looks like the best among all Chinese-language films.

But 7.0 is too low!

Last year's Spring Festival release of the three movies Stars all scored 8 or even 8.5 points or above!

Look now.

The highest is only 7.0!

As for "Avatar", it is currently 9.0.

It doesn’t seem like a world at all!

So without Xingchen Road Ping An, do the domestic film makers really know nothing?

And aren’t you saying that you want to take advantage of this Spring Festival to knock Lu Ping An off the altar?

Now it seems that my position has been strengthened by you!

Hey, what a bunch of idiots!

Xiao Li thought about it and decided that after buying a ticket for "Little Soldiers", he would also buy a ticket for "Avatar".

Just cleanse your soul and bring this Spring Festival to an end.

As for other movies, forget it and don’t watch them. (End of chapter)