Choose to be a scumbag in Conan

"From the point of view of the word 'later', it is generally used in written language, and is rarely used verbally. Look, it suddenly exposed the fact that you have not been in a relationship! Another point deduction."

"There is also the word 'do you have time', you can see that you put your position very low and very low, like kneeling on the ground and begging others to eat with you, you have no confidence at all, and you will deduct points... …”

"Look, in just one sentence, three points were deducted, and all the points were deducted."

"Look at my words again. Say 'you're cute' first, and explain why I'm looking for you for dinner."

"Then saying 'there's a gourmet restaurant across the road' shows that I've been paying attention to you for a long time, and I have a plan to invite you to dinner, not a decision made on impulse. "

"Finally asked 'When do you get off work?' She didn't even give her the option to refuse..."

"Most girls are very happy to be approached, which shows that they have enough charm, and they can also become after-dinner conversations between girlfriends... Under normal circumstances, they will not refuse."

"Do you still think it's no different now?" Lin Yi said plausibly.

"So... so it is."

Wakamatsu Junxiu suddenly realized, after listening to these words, he felt as if he was empowered, and the door leading to love was opened with a creak!

"No... as expected of a lover."

Ruo Song Junxiu admired the five bodies, and he clenched his fists and said, "After listening to your words, I don't know why, I feel that I can do it! I will try it now!"

Saying that, Wakamatsu Junxiu stood up and walked towards Yonehara Sakurako.

Lin Yi took a look, stretched out his hand and dragged him back, and said angrily, "What to try? She has already made an appointment with me. Is it useful for you to ask her again?"

Ruosong Junxiu woke up like a dream, and he scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "Yes...Yes, I forgot."

Male instincts come into play at this moment.

Ruosong Junxiu said to Lin Yi, "Then... Lin Yi, you should go and tell her that the appointment has been cancelled. In this case... I can go and ask her out."

yo?

Aren't you pretty smart?

You don't need to be taught by others, you have learned it yourself.

Lin Yi felt a little amused and secretly sighed.

It really is human instinct to be jealous of others. Once you realize that something is wrong, you will make the most correct choice subconsciously.

It's a pity that instinct is just instinct after all. If you don't train and strengthen it and control it effectively, it will only be a flash of inspiration in the end.

Specifically, it is sometimes effective and sometimes ineffective.

Lin Yi said calmly, "Junxiu, do you think dating is the same as falling in love?"

"Isn't it...?" Wakamatsu Junxiu frowned.

"of course not."

Lin Yi waved his hand, motioning for the other party to sit down, calm down and listen to his flickering.

"As for the so-called dating, the main purpose is to allow both men and women to have alone time, and during this time, get to know each other well, so as to judge whether they like each other and whether they are willing to come out with each other next time. "

Looking at Ruomatsu Junxiu's confused expression, Lin Yi had to explain in detail: "Then I'll be more specific... That is, when a girl is dating you, it's to see if you can make her feel happy and happy. , the time two people spend together becomes interesting."

Looking at Wakamatsu Junxiu's still confused expression.

Lin Yi said bluntly: "Let me ask you, if you date Yonehara Sakurako, what will you talk to her during dinner?"

Lin Yi knocked on the table, looked at him and said, "That's good, let's demonstrate it now... Suppose I'm Yonehara Sakurako, what are you going to talk to me about? Huh?"

"This..." Wakamatsu Junxiu scratched his head, after thinking hard, he remembered the love strategy he found on the Internet, and he replied: "Miss Mihara, you are so beautiful today..."

"No no no no."

Lin Yi shook his head repeatedly in denial: "That's not going to work."

Wakamatsu Junxiu said inexplicably: "Why not? This is a love strategy that is widely circulated on the Internet! Complimenting the woman at the beginning will make her feel better."

"What kind of love strategy? I guess the person who wrote the love strategy is a single dog himself."

Lin Yi said disdainfully: "Think about it, they are busy picking up girls themselves, and they will take care of the lives of you single dogs? Will those love experts have time to write these strategies for you?"

After hearing Lin Yi's words, Ruosong Junxiu was startled for a moment: "Okay...it seems so."

"You said that people are so beautiful today... Does that mean they were not beautiful before?"

As an excellent bar player, Lin Yi raised the bar for him between every move.

"No...No, that's not what I meant." Wakamatsu Junxiu hurriedly explained, "I was beautiful before, but I am even more beautiful today."

"That's what you meant, but you didn't express it, that's what's wrong with you." Lin Yi said in a serious way.

"So..." Wakamatsu Junxiu hurriedly took out his phone, opened the memo, and quickly took notes.

"Then... how should I say it?" Wakamatsu Junxiu asked shamelessly.

"How do you say it? It must be directly... 'Miss Yonehara, you look prettier than usual today'." Lin Yi said.

"Speak directly?" Ruo Song Junxiu paused his fingers and said, "Will that be too direct?"

"Direct?" Lin Yi looked at Junxiu Ruosong with incredible eyes, and said, "Don't you want to make her a girlfriend when you date her? Don't you want to be a friend with her?"

"Oh...that's what it is, that's what it is..." Wakamatsu Junxiu was enlightened and quickly wrote it down.

Chapter 101

After a few tricks, Lin Yi found out that this Wakamatsu Junxiu was really stupid, and he believed everything he said.

It seems his experience in relationships is the exact opposite of his hordes of muscles, barren and wanting to bring tears to your eyes.

After drinking a sip of iced coffee to moisten his throat, Lin Yi asked, "Junxiu, are you still a virgin now?"

Ruomatsu Junxiu blushed, lowered his head guiltily, and admitted it with great difficulty: "Yes...Yes. I know that someone as old as me is still a virgin...will be looked down upon by others."

"No no no."

Lin Yi shook his head and said, "I don't mean to look down on virgins."

"On the contrary to you, I have great respect and admiration for virgins."

"You know... as long as you remain a virgin for 30 years, you can become a magician..."

"Well, but it seems that over the years, more and more people have become magicians, and the age has begun to rise... The competition is fierce."