Choose to be a scumbag in Conan

Aikido is divided into one to six sections, with the sixth section being the weakest.

The level of the second dan has left a large group of people far away.

Lin Yi said with some humor: "I didn't let you learn Aikido to win He Ye."

"Learning Aikido is a means, a method, a way to get closer to He Ye and to get closer to her."

"After you learn Aikido, you can find and chat with Ye about Aikido, so don't you just have something to talk about?"

Guomo Lighting suddenly realized: "Yes...you are right!"

Lin Yi added: "And chatting, you can't just talk about Aikido, right? You're almost done talking, find the right time to tell her about your troubles in life or your studies. troubles..."

"I have nothing to worry about in my life and my studies..." Guomo Lighting said, scratching his head.

Lin Yi: "..."

Also, people who can be neighbors with Yuanshan Yinshilang are either rich or expensive, and it is not too easy to be a little troubled.

"You're so stupid." Lin Yi was jealous that he had such a good father, so he spoke a little more seriously: "If you don't have troubles, wouldn't you create trouble yourself? You can't even lie?"

"But... would it be bad to lie to He Ye?"

The end of the country lighting is obviously a bit of a rejection of Lin Yi's proposal.

"Who told you that lying to someone you like is bad?" Lin Yi asked rhetorically.

"I saw it in the book..." Guomo Lighting said seriously: "The book says that when you fall in love with a girl, you must be sincere! Only girls who understand your heart will fall in love with you. !"

"Ha ha……"

Upon hearing this, the corner of Lin Yi's mouth rose, revealing a sarcastic smile.

He didn't speak in a hurry, but took a sip from the water glass brought by the waiter.

Lin Yi's appearance, for some reason, made Guomo Lighting look a little nervous.

Lin Yi put down the water glass and said slowly, "Then have you always been doing this according to those love guides?"

"Well." Guomo Lighting nodded and admitted.

Lin Yi asked again: "Did you succeed? Did it work? Did He Yeyou impress you?"

"..."

This question is very poignant, and it is so poignant that Guomo Lighting does not want to speak.

"Since it's useless, then throw it away." Lin Yi said disdainfully, "It's impossible for people to write these love guides just to make money from you bachelors who are eager to get rid of the single."

"Most of these books on love guidance are written by women...Women think from a woman's point of view. You are a man, do you think it will be effective?"

"The road is crooked from the beginning, do you think you can find the end?"

"Those female writers wrote these love guides for the benefit of women, and to manufacture spare tires in large quantities, so that when they are tired of playing, they can find a catcher with good conditions!"

"When male writers write these books, they are nothing more than deceiving ignorant girls. When they teach, they teach them to go to bed. They are called practical exercises and gain experience."

After Lin Yi said this, Guomo Lighting suddenly realized, and finally realized that he had been deceived.

"Of course, you have to be stubborn and continue to listen to those dating experts, and I won't force you."

Lin Yi said lightly, "I won't waste time on your dead wood."

"No no no..."

Guomo Lighting hurriedly said, "Senior, it was my fault."

As he said, he was afraid that Lin Yi would really leave, so he quickly stood up, bowed to Lin Yi, and hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, senior. I shouldn't question you!"

"Uh-huh."

Lin Yi nodded, his face looked a little better.

Seeing the other's face with sincerity and sincerity, Sonoko couldn't help but cover her mouth and snicker.

"Sit down." Lin Yi waved his hand and motioned for Guomo Lighting to sit down again.

He continued: "Since you have chosen to seek my help, then if you dare to question me again, this is the end, okay?"

"I confiscated your money, and I don't know you well. I don't have to waste so much time on someone who doesn't believe in me."

"The reason why I want to help you is because I see that you are sincere to He Ye, and I want to fulfill you."

"Yes, I will never question you again, senior. I will do what you say." Guomo Lighting vowed again and again.

"Yeah." Lin Yi nodded with satisfaction. He was about to say something, but he forgot where he said it: "Look, when you interrupted me, I don't even know what I just said."

"Lying... there is no distress, but there is also the distress of creation." Guomo Lighting reminded.

"Yes, without suffering, create suffering."

Lin Yi continued the topic just now: "I'm worried about choosing those common ones, such as lack of appetite recently, or inability to sleep. I personally recommend the excuse of lack of appetite."

"Because after using this excuse, He Ye will most likely recommend you something she likes to eat...then you go to eat it, and after you finish eating, send her your afterthought...Look, the next day Isn't there an opening remark?"

"After you tell her about your troubles, He Ye may also tell you about her troubles."

"If you go back and forth like this, your relationship will gradually become closer."

"understand?"

"I understand, I understand."

"What's the use of knowing? Write it down. This is the key point, you will be tested."

Lin Yi reminded.

Guomo Lighting quickly took out his mobile phone to take notes.

Chapter 371

During the conversation, the ordered dishes were already served.

Lin Yi paused the conversation and began to eat instead.

Yuanzi knew how to cooperate with Lin Yi very well, feeding him and wiping the corners of his mouth.

This made Guomo Lighting look envious, jealous, and hateful. Before this action started, he had already begun to fantasize about sitting beside him with Ye Ye, feeding himself and wiping his mouth.