City: A Bit Of Skin, Double The Happiness

In a large same-sex communication group.

At this time, the chat in the group was very lively.

Summer Style Liu Datou: "Brothers, let's get together tomorrow and talk about group cooperation. Our groups are all of the same type and we can cooperate in depth!"

Longines Dong Dabao: “Reconsideration +1”

Liu Chengfei of Zixuan Pavilion: "+2"

Tian—Li Mutou: "+3"

Wang Dongyong of Kangyong Group: "My group is engaged in medical treatment, can I go?"

Summer style Liu Datou: "@王东永, yes, we really want Brother Wang to come. Maybe we can also discuss whether we can make something like medical nutrition!"

Longines Dong Dabao: “Welcome Brother Wang!”

Tianyi Li Mutou: "Welcome Brother Wang!"

Zhao Hai suddenly asked: "Then can I go?"

Summer style Liu Datou: "No!"

Tian Yiji Mumu: "How about an OJBK?"

Longines Dong Dabao: "@赵海, find a place to play by yourself and don’t cause trouble.

Zixuange Liu Chengfei: "@赵海, go to work well tomorrow and don’t think about this mess.

Zhao Hai: ".."Four Six Seven"..."

Damn it, these guys in the group are targeting him.

He, the dignified vice president of Xinsheng Hotel, really doesn’t give him any face?

Zhao Hai spoke angrily: "Thirty years to Hedong, thirty years to Hexi! Don't bully young people into poverty!"

Summer style Liu Datou: "Zhao Hai women's clothing, JPG"

Just after Zhao Hai finished posting that sentence, a sexy picture about Zhao Hai suddenly popped up in the group.

Zhao Hai: (¯口¯)!!

Two seconds passed.

[Summer Style Liu Datou withdrew a message]

Summer style Liu Datou: "@赵海, I'm sorry, my hand shook and I pushed it out."

X??????

Tianyi Li Mutou: "I have collected it. Datou did a great job. Are there any other resources?"

Longines Dong Dabao: "I just took a shit, and you posted a sexy picture? And you retracted it? Posted it again, I didn't see it."

Zixuan Pavilion Liu Chengfei: "What other shameful things did you withdraw?"

Tianyi Li Mutou: "There's no point in withdrawing it. I've already seen it and took a screenshot."

Longines Dong Dabao: "@李木木[Send it to me privately soon."

Tian - Li Mutou: "Things are rare and valuable, so I can't forward them to you unless you buy them!"

Longines Dong Dabao: "Fifty cents! It can't be higher!"

Tian—Li Mutou: “Deal!”

Ten seconds passed.

Longines Dong Dabao: “@天—李木木[It’s a pleasure to cooperate this time!”

Tianyi Li Mutou: "It's a pleasure to cooperate, and thank you @赵海"

X???????

It's okay to sell his photos of women dressed up, but in the end, you still @ him, killing people and punishing your heart?

Summer style Liu Datou: "Everyone, stop making trouble and let's make an appointment! How about tomorrow at noon?"

Tian-Li Mutou: "Okay, where is the location?"

Zixuange Liu Chengfei: "You are all guests from afar. Zixuange is a local group in Huacheng. I will invite you all tomorrow. Everyone will go to the five-star Zixuange Hotel in the city at noon tomorrow. I will pay for everything." It’s packed.

Tianyi Li Mutou: "Brother Liu, you are so awesome!"

Longines Li Mutou: "Brother Liu, mighty!"

Summer style Liu Datou: "Since Brother Liu is treating us, I won't be polite. I have to open ten bottles of Romanee-Conti! We won't come back until we get drunk!"

Tian—Li Mufa made an angry expression.

Add text below: "Liu Datou, are you looking down on me, Brother Liu? Only ten bottles were opened? At least fifty bottles. Even if we can't finish it, we can pack it up and take it back. It will never be wasted."

Liu Chengfei:

When he saw the messages these two guys sent in the group, his face turned green.

An ordinary bottle of Romanee-Conti costs about 20,000 yuan, ten bottles is 200,000 yuan, and 50 bottles is one million yuan. Are these two guys eating their money?

Seeing that these two guys were trying to kill him, Liu Chengfei quickly took out his younger brother Zhao Hai as a shield.

Zixuan Pavilion Liu Chengfei: “@李大头, @李木头, Mr. Li, Mr. Liu, let’s talk about Zhao Hai’s women’s photos!”

Summer style Liu Datou: "I think this is possible!"

Tian—Li Mutou: "Reconsideration +1"

X??????

Let's just be human beings, why are we talking about him again and again?

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Su Luo is packing things at home. He will move to a new villa in two days. He needs to sort out all the useful things.

Organized until eight o'clock.

Looking at the six or seven garbage bags in the corner of the room, he scratched his head. There was so much messy garbage in his room?

Su Luo carried the garbage bag and walked outside the community to throw away the garbage.

As soon as he walked to the gate of the community, he smelled a very attractive smell of stinky tofu.

Su Luo touched her stomach and felt a little hungry.

He threw six or seven garbage bags into the trash can, and then walked towards the stinky tofu stall.

There were three people lining up in front of the tofu stall, and Su Luo was not in a hurry, checking her cell phone while waiting.

There are two buddies chatting with each other next to me.

One of the fat men complained: "I have had a problem with my shoulder recently. It hurts when I touch it. I really got over it!"

Another buddy replied: "I don't know why my shoulder is hurting recently, and it hurts when I touch it.

Su Luo suddenly said: "Then don't touch it!"

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They clearly felt that what the other party said was unreasonable, but they were speechless.

The fat man and the buddy glanced at Su Luo, then looked away, and started chatting with each other again.

The fat man continued to complain: "I feel like I may be weak. Now I wake up every morning with backache and leg cramps. Do you think I should go to the hospital for a checkup?"

The buddy replied: "Fat man, what a coincidence. Me too, I wake up every morning with backache."

When Su Luo heard this, he couldn't help but speak again: "If you wake up in the morning and have back pain, then get up in the afternoon!"

Fatty: ¯口¯)!!

Unnamed:(¯口¯)!!

The two of them looked at Su Luo with confused expressions....

The two were so struck that they stopped talking.

Seeing that the two of them stopped talking, Su Luo had no choice but to pick up her phone and start scrolling through her circle of friends.

He came across a particularly interesting circle of friends.

This circle of friends was posted by a grumpy old guy. Su Luo played Yasuo with 0 bars and 21, and deceived that grumpy old guy.

The irritable old man didn't know what method he used to find Su Luo's WeChat account, and specially added his WeChat account to curse him.

Moments content:

【I suddenly discovered】

【No matter what we say, we only need to add the word "Na" at the end, and the sentence will become very gentle!】

[Let me give you an example]

【For example, I miss you so much today】

[Also, did you eat on time at noon?]

【What are you doing, baby】

[Do you feel it? As long as you add one more word "Na", your sentence will become very gentle]

Su Luo glanced at this circle of friends and felt that this circle of friends seemed to make sense.

He tried to post a comment in the same format in this circle of friends: [I am playing the suona for your dad]

A few seconds after he finished sending it

He instantly heard tons of resentment from the grumpy old man.

"The resentment from the grumpy old man is worth 3999!"

"The resentment from the grumpy old man is worth 4333!"

After scrolling through Moments for a while, he found that his face hurt a little from the wind.

The cold wind blew at night.

Su Luo took out a mask from his pocket and covered his face tightly.

After another five minutes, he was finally in line.

The tofu stall owner glanced at Su Luo and asked, "Handsome guy, what set of stinky tofu do you want?"

Su Luo hissed.

He 0.0 covered his face tightly with a mask, or was he recognized?

Su Luo said to the owner of the stinky tofu stall: "Boss, I don't want green onions or anything else. I just like to eat stinky tofu. Please put more stinky tofu for me, put it in as hard as you can, and put as much as you can!" "

"Yes, keep playing, keep playing!"

"Put it down again, pour it harder, use more strength!"

"Boss, don't be stingy, just pour the bucket directly, pour it all..."

The stinky tofu boss looked at Su Luo angrily and said, "I poured the whole bucket of tofu for you, and you still don't think it's enough?"

Su Luo asked in surprise: "Has all the bucket been emptied?"

The stinky tofu boss picked up the bucket and looked at him expressionlessly. Su Luo looked over and took a look. The bucket was empty and there was no more tofu.

"I can sit down when it's done."

Su Luo took the bucket directly, turned it over and placed it on the ground. He sat on it.

Stinky Tofu Boss: (√)!!

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"The resentment value from the stinky tofu boss is 2333, +2666, +2999!"