City: A Bit Of Skin, Double The Happiness

Of course, there is a price to pay for skin.

In the end, Su Luo was responsible for the rest of the bucket of stinky tofu.

Fortunately, the stinky tofu boss was about to close his stall, so there weren’t many servings of stinky tofu left.

"Your stinky tofu!"

The boss made nine large portions of stinky tofu and handed them to Su Luo.

After Su Luo paid, he sat on the bucket and ate while scrolling through his phone.

The stinky tofu boss next to him didn't leave either, he just kept watching him eat.

Seeing that the stinky tofu boss hadn't left, Su Luo asked curiously: "Boss, haven't you sold out? Aren't you leaving?"

The stinky tofu boss glared at him angrily and said, "You are still sitting on my butt, how can I leave?"

Su Luo suddenly realized.

Then he continued to browse Moments and eat stinky tofu.

Seeing that the other party had no intention of returning his bucket, the stinky tofu boss' resentment started to rise.

"The resentment value from the stinky tofu boss is 1999, +3333, +3999!"

At this moment, a little fat man ran up next to him. He looked at the stinky tofu boss with an urgent look and said, "Boss, can you bring me a box? Can you bring me the same box you put the stinky tofu in?" "

The boss glanced at him and asked in confusion: "What do you want the box for?"

The fat man scratched his head and said, "I want to poop in it!"

The boss trembled when he heard this.

Su Luo, who was eating stinky tofu on the side, also looked over.

Good guy, this guy 29 has something! Will he poop in the box if he disagrees with you?

The boss pointed to the public toilet not far away and said: "If you want to poop, you can go there to poop!"

The fat man saw that his boss had misunderstood him, and he quickly explained: "I came from the hospital next door. I was originally going to go there for a stool check, but the nurse there told me that they don't carry poop boxes for free, they have to There is a fee, twenty yuan for a special shit box!"

He continued: "And not only does the special shit box have to be charged, but there is also a charge for the pits there. It costs five yuan per person. I felt it was too pitted, so I ran out and prepared to solve it myself.

The boss nodded when he heard this: "It's indeed a bit of a trap."

He took out a box of stinky tofu from the bag next to it and handed it to the fat man.

"Thank you, boss!"

After thanking the boss, the fat man ran to the toilet.

Su Luo continued to sit on the bucket and eat stinky tofu.

The boss next to him kept looking at him eagerly. He saw Su Luo eating three portions at once.

‘I’ve eaten three portions, I should be full!’ The boss looked at Su Luo expectantly.

Su Luo glanced at the boss and opened the fourth portion.

"..."

Is this person a pig? Can he still eat it after eating three servings?

"The resentment from the stinky tofu boss is worth 1999!"

In just one minute, the fourth portion was solved by Su Luo.

Su Luo burped.

Hearing this burp, the boss's eyes lit up instantly, he must be full now.

Su Luo glanced at the boss and opened the fifth portion without any hesitation.

While eating, he said with great satisfaction: "My stomach is finally full!"

Boss:(())o

After eating four portions in a row, I am still only three-thirds full. Is this a rhinoceros? Can he eat so much?

"The resentment from the stinky tofu boss is worth 2999!"

Su Luo finished eight servings of stinky tofu at once, and her stomach was barely full.

He touched his belly with a satisfied look on his face.

He was about to get up and return the bucket to the boss, when the fat man ran back again.

The fat man looked at Su Luo and the stinky tofu boss with pleading eyes: "You two, could you please help me take a look at this shit? I just pooped it out.

After saying that, the fat man placed the piece of shit in front of them.

Such an unreasonable request made Su Luo have the urge to pull out the bucket from under her butt and cover the fat man's head.

The irritable old man next to him, the stinky tofu boss, had already drawn out his kitchen knife.

The fat man quickly explained: "I forgot my medical insurance card at home. My home is right next to me. Give me ten minutes and I can come back!"

Su Luo and the boss suddenly understood.

The fat guy was too embarrassed to go home with a piece of shit, so he let them look at the shit for a while.

"Just throw the shit anywhere!" The stinky tofu boss next to him took the kitchen knife back after hearing the fat man's explanation.

"No, no, no, I'm afraid it'll be stolen!" the fat man said seriously.

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After glancing at Su Luo and the boss of Stinky Tofu, the fat man continued very seriously: "Every time I go to a public toilet the day after I poop, I find that my poop is gone! So I never go there now. I'm afraid of being stolen when I poop outside!"

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Stinky Tofu Boss: "

Su Luo had already stood up from the bucket. He was now hesitant whether he should cover the fat man's head with the bucket.

The stinky tofu boss next to him took out the kitchen knife again.

"Anyway, two big brothers, please help me and look at my shit!" After saying this, the fat man turned around and ran away.

Su Luo and the stinky tofu boss looked at each other, and both sighed in unison.

They are too kind after all.

Fifteen minutes later, the fat man still hasn't come back.

Su Luo and the stinky tofu boss looked at each other, with some confusion in their eyes.

Su Luo was a little confused and said: "Isn't this guy going to abandon his shit and run away?"

The stinky tofu boss replied: "Since this guy abandoned his shit and ran away, how about we go home!"

Su Luo nodded: "I'm going to the bathroom to take a nap. If this guy hasn't come back after taking a shit, then we can just go home without taking the shit."

After speaking, he put the stinky tofu in his hand on the ground next to him and walked towards the toilet.

The stinky tofu boss yawned. According to the usual time, he would have been lying on the bed happily watching the young lady's live broadcast.

When he was about to open the shark live broadcast platform, a cuckold young man suddenly appeared next to him.

The cuckold young man said very eagerly: "Uncle, do you still have this stinky tofu?"

"Gone!"

The boss waved his hand.

"Ah? No more? Then it's over!" The green-hatted young man showed a look of despair.

"Young man, do you have it?" the stinky tofu boss looked at the cuckold youth with a curious look on his face.

"I made my girlfriend angry, so I wanted to make her happy, so I told her that I just fished the shit out of the toilet, and then ate the shit in front of her. Even if my girlfriend gets angry again, she will Forgive me."

The cuckold youth revealed his plan.

The stinky tofu boss suddenly realized: "Are you trying to use stinky tofu to look like shit, so that your girlfriend will mistakenly think you are eating shit?"

The cuckold young man nodded.

The stinky tofu boss glanced at the cuckold young man, and he sighed, there are so many tricks among young people nowadays! Even the tricks for comforting his girlfriend when she is angry are so strange.

The cuckold young man was a little disappointed and was about to leave. Halfway through, he was stopped by the stinky tofu boss.

"Young man, I really have the last piece of stinky tofu here, but it's not mine, it's another customer's!" The owner of the stinky tofu hesitated and said.

The green hat young man's eyes lit up instantly, and he looked at the stinky tofu boss excitedly.

"Boss, where is that customer? I want to spend double the money to buy the stinky tofu he has!"

The stinky tofu boss pointed to the public toilet in the distance and said: "He has a large toilet in the toilet. If you want to buy something, go find him!"

The green-hatted young man ran over excitedly.

He quickly found Su Luo. Su Luo heard his request and he readily agreed. 487 is always helpful and tries his best to drive every car. He has always been a good driver who likes to help others.

"Thank you bro, I wish your website will never be blocked!"

The cuckold young man thanked him excitedly.

After thanking him, he ran back.

"That elder brother agreed to sell it to me. Uncle, where is that elder brother's last piece of stinky tofu?" the green hat youth asked doubtfully.

"Here, that's it!"

The stinky tofu boss pointed casually, and after pointing it out, he felt something was wrong, but he didn't think much about it.

"thank you boss!"

The cuckold young man ran back as fast as he could while carrying the portion of stinky tofu.

When the cuckold youth just left, Su Luo also happened to come out of the toilet.

When he came back, he saw the stinky tofu beside the bucket.

When he saw the stinky tofu, he was a little surprised.

Didn't that guy take the stinky tofu?

Su Luo looked at the stinky tofu boss in surprise and said, "Boss, didn't you take the stinky tofu away?"

The stinky tofu boss replied: "Take it, I watched him take it."

Su Luo picked up his portion of stinky tofu and waved it in front of the stinky tofu boss.

He asked a little strangely: "Is this stinky tofu still here? If he didn't get stinky tofu, what would he get?"

The stinky tofu boss was also confused when he saw the portion of stinky tofu in Su Luo's hand.

Yes, he clearly saw that guy walking away with a packaging box of stinky tofu. If that wasn't stinky tofu, what could it be?

At this moment, a fat man ran over panting: "Brothers, I'm back, where is my shit?"

When they saw this child, Su Luo and Xiang were stunned at the same time.

An astonishing idea came to both of them at the same time.

That old man got shit!

Su Luo:(¯口¯)!!

Stinky Tofu Boss:√()!!.