Civilization: The bacteria built me ​​a god

"Who is Li Feng?" Xu Jingzhe asked.

"Li Feng is my dad." Li Haha answered fluently.

"You said it, I know it's your dad." Xu Jingzhe said.

"Yes, Li Feng is my dad. You still ask when you know it. You are so stupid~" Li Haha tiptoed slightly, stretched out his index finger and scratched Xu Jingzhe's tall nose: "Really my little fool."

Xu Jingzhe had an urge to draw his sword!

"Let's go." He said to Zhang Manyue.

"Are you going?" He looked at Gong Er, who was deliberately soft, with his head tilted on the shoulder of the beauty on the right and his body leaning on the beauty on the left.

"Go, go, go." Gong Er shuddered, stood up immediately, and trotted over.

During the running process, a pair of eyes wanted to be locked on Li Haha, so he stumbled and fell forward.

He rolled forward, supported his hands on the ground, and did push-ups.

"1,2,3,4..."

Three people and one tiger walked forward.

After a few seconds of stunned silence, Li Haha finally reacted and trotted to catch up. He walked beside Xu Jingzhe, jumping and bouncing, and the scenery was great.

"My name is Li Haha, what about you?"

Xu Jingzhe ignored him.

"Hey, my name is Li Haha, my father is Li Feng, can I be your second girlfriend?" Li Haha pouted.

She was a little angry, but she was Li Haha!

To the west, the undulating mountains held up a yellow full moon, and the breeze was not dry.

Only Li Haha felt a little depressed, because her father was Li Feng.

The four people walked side by side, Zhang Manyue came around from behind Xu Jingzhe, holding a knife in his left hand and his right hand on Li Haha's shoulder. A white tiger as big as a house followed the four people and landed silently.

Behind the white tiger, more than a dozen Harleys were pushed and did not start.

Li Haha's, a cool girl pink, was pushed by a bald strong man, which was very funny.

If you don't know, you would think Zhao Hu is gay.

"Haha?"

"Yeah." Li Haha turned his head, his long eyelashes flickering.

"You are so beautiful."

"Yes, sister has good taste, but why doesn't he pay attention to me?" Li Haha asked.

"He pays attention to you in his heart."

"Ah?" Li Haha looked horrified.

"Hahaha... I'm kidding."

"Why do you always mention your dad?" Zhang Manyue asked.

"Because... my dad is Li Feng, the madman's madness."

"Is it... crazy?" Zhang Manyue was puzzled.

"Huh..." Li Haha took out a whistle from the upper pocket of his leather jacket. The sound was not very loud, but there was a special wave emanating from it, which spread far away.

A sloppy, unkempt man suddenly opened his eyes, and the space was torn apart.

He became a gust of wind, jumped up, and a huge black shadow fell under him, running towards the gate of the abandoned land, as fast as lightning.

The rocks shattered, the ancient trees became debris, and behind him was a long, turbid dragon.

In the abandoned land, who dares to touch his daughter, Li Feng?

The old man is too long to live? !

The earth shook, and in the distance it seemed like a torrent of steel was rumbling, invincible.

The white tiger was sensitive, and its crystal white hair stood up, restless, and did not dare to move forward.

Xu Jingzhe's body was tense, and the energy stored in the golden pollution core and cells was used at the same time. It was not good, and he felt a monstrous murderous intent that enveloped several people.

The breath that came over alone suppressed several people and made them unable to move.

"Quack~"

The eighteen copper ducks transformed into steel shields, blocking them in front of them.

Gong Er's heart was bleeding, and this was all he could do.

"What are you...doing?" Li Haha was puzzled, looking at the few people who were facing a great enemy. Then he patted Zhang Manyue's shoulder and said, "You asked how crazy my dad Li Feng is. I called him to show you."

"Roar!"

The wild beast roared in the forest, deafening. The white tiger's claws sank into the soil, baring its sharp teeth, and the blood in its body was agitated.

A huge monster fell from the sky, and a man stood on its huge head.

White vest, big shorts, flip-flops.

Wow, Gong Er's brain circuit is different from that of ordinary people. I don't know where he got the camera from, and the shutter was pressed "click" and "click" continuously, leaving a picture of Li Feng's chic figure.

This is a black Tibetan mastiff that is twice as big as the white tiger. It is pure black, with shiny hair, without a single color.

However, this Tibetan mastiff is obviously not well-groomed. The hair blocks its eyes, and it has a bit of a Shamatte flavor.

A...Shamatte Tibetan mastiff.

Li Feng tiptoed the dog head lightly, and landed in front of several people, staring at Zhang Manyue with cold eyes.

He could feel that among these people, Zhang Manyue was the strongest.

"Crazy Li, why are you so anxious? Put away your terrifying murderous intent. These are my friends. They want to see your peerless style, so I whistled."

Suddenly, the almost tangible murderous intent flowed like water under a small bridge and dissipated invisibly.

Li Feng scratched his hair that was tangled into strands, smiled embarrassedly, and looked like two different people.

"Crazy Li, this is Sister Manyue, and this is our new friend Gong Er." Li laughed and carefully tapped Xu Jingzhe's arm, saying, "Dad, his name is Xu Jingzhe, I like him, I fell in love with him at first sight."

"Just like, just like...it's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married, like this."

"Crazy Li, did I inherit your genes, so I'm going crazy like you."

When Li Haha introduced Xu Jingzhe, he didn't call him Crazy Li, but called him dad.

So it was very formal.

Crazy Li gave Li Haha a slap: "You were born by me, could it be that you inherited someone else's genes?" He looked at Xu Jingzhe, his eyes gleaming with light, damn, so handsome, just like when he was young.

"Son-in-law?"

"Son-in-law!"

Crazy Li was very exaggerated, opening his arms to give Xu Jingzhe a big hug.

Twenty-two years, a full twenty-two years, he was free!

The little girl can finally be tortured by someone else, so cool!

Xu Jingzhe wanted to retreat and avoid it, but there seemed to be invisible walls on all sides, blocking all his retreat routes, and he couldn't move.

This hair must have not been washed for a month, and there is still a smell of saliva on his body...

"When are you getting married?" Crazy Li asked.

Li Haha rarely showed shyness, with a coquettish face: "We haven't held hands yet, isn't it too fast?"

"That's right." Li Fengzi let go of Xu Jingzhe, patted his chest and said: "He looks pretty strong, but he's just a paper tiger with a strong exterior but a weak interior. Let's try it out first. If it doesn't work, we'll change people, okay?"

"Don't let yourself down, girl."

Li Haha laughed. Li Fengzi was right. The night is harder to endure than the day. You have to try it.

If it doesn't work, just tie her up at home with a chain and find a strong one. When she's shy with other men at night, looking at Xu Jingzhe's handsome face, she'll definitely be overwhelmed.

"I have a girlfriend, and have you ever asked me how I feel?" Xu Jingzhe said in a deep voice.

"It's just a girlfriend. It's normal to have three or five." Li Fengzi touched Li Haha's head: "You can't beat me, why ask you how you feel?"

"Li Fengzi, you're so shameless, he's my friend!" At this moment, two figures appeared.

One strides forward, like a dragon or a tiger.

One flies in the air, flapping its featherless wings.