Civilization: The bacteria built me ​​a god

Chapter 269: Occupying the toilet without taking a shit

Xu Jingzhe was overjoyed. It's been a long time since we last met. The mutated Hengyang and the vampire Vladimir!

Crazy Li scratched his butt and looked at Hengyang who was striding towards him. He said with a frown: "Come on, he's my son-in-law. How dare you blatantly snatch him away?"

"As far as I can remember, you're not married at all. How could you be as pretty and cute as me, with such a strong sense of justice?"

Hengyang's eyes were bright, shining even in the dark. He walked to Xu Jingzhe and looked him up and down: "Good boy, I haven't seen you for two years. Your strength has improved rapidly, like a rocket."

"Hey, hey, I'm talking to you. You're ignoring me. Isn't that impolite? It makes me lose face in front of my daughter and son-in-law." Crazy Li said unsatisfiedly.

"Shameless." Hengyang uttered these three words slowly.

"Uncle Hengyang." Li Haha came over with a hop and a skip, deliberately getting close to Xu Jingzhe and saying hello to Hengyang.

"Yeah." Hengyang looked at Li Haha with a smile and said, "Our Haha girl is beautiful again. Where have you been to enforce "justice" recently? How many weak people have you helped?"

Li Haha hugged Xu Jingzhe's shoulders with both hands and smiled, "Not many, not many, just a few dozen."

"But, does Uncle Hengyang really know him?"

Hengyang nodded and said seriously, "How can it be false? You know, I may lie to your father, but I will definitely not lie to you, right?"

Li Haha's eyes lit up and said, "Since we are acquaintances, it will be easy to talk. Uncle Hengyang, I want to marry him and be his wife. Wife, how about giving birth to lots of babies and having them all call you godfather? "

Hengyang laughed loudly, pinched Li Haha's chubby little face and said: "Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you are pretty. It is true that men should get married when they are old enough, and women should get married when they are old enough, but you can't just take advantage of your father's strength to snatch a handsome guy by force. "

Li Haha was angry and pinched his waist with both hands: "Humph, you can do whatever you want just because you are pretty, no, you can do whatever you want because your father is powerful. "

"It's all your fault. If you hadn't come, I would have made babies with him now. "

Hengyang covered his face. This girl spoke in the same tone as Li Crazy. Too tough!

"Okay, okay, my friend and I will go back first. You can go and play when you have time. As for your sloppy dad, forget it. It's annoying to look at him."

"Hey, hey, Hengyang, what do you mean? You ignored me from beginning to end and didn't give me face. I'll slap you to death!"

"Let's go, haha." Hengyang glanced at Xu Jingzhe and waved at Li Haha.

Vladimir followed Xu Jingzhe and was very excited. At that time, Xu Jingzhe was devoured by Mark Ding with a strange mist, and he almost died because of it.

Xu Jingzhe recovered, so he naturally recovered, and his strength was inexplicably stronger. When Xu Jingzhe came to the door of the abandoned land, he felt it and told Hengyang, and the two rushed over.

Watching the backs of the people leaving, Li Fengzi stood beside Li Haha and said, "Girl, give up now. Such a good man, there will be no such shop after this village." "What's more, he is quite strong, at least 25 or 26 years of strength. The blood is vigorous, like a furnace burning people, and the blood is flowing like a surging river, with waves crashing on the shore. You know, men with vigorous blood are very good in that aspect." "For example, your dad... me." Li Haha rolled his eyes, glanced at Li Fengzi, and said contemptuously: "Don't you want to care about me, think I'm annoying you, and want to marry me off as soon as possible?" "Then no one will care about you hooking up with vixen, spider spirits, water snake spirits, black bear spirits, etc., and having fun every night?" "I don't want to have another Brothers and sisters from the football team, come out! "

Crazy Li's eyes wandered, and he said righteously: "How can it be possible? You are my favorite, haha."

"Even if I flirt with those fairies, I guarantee that I will get a baby. You know, I am sterilized."

Li Haha wrinkled his nose slightly, looked at Xu Jingzhe's tall back, and said aggrievedly: "But, but, you can't beat Uncle Hengyang, annoying!"

Crazy Li patted his butt and said: "As long as you covet this boy's body, your dad will fight with Hengyang now, how about it?"

"Really?"

"Really."

"Crazy Li, then you have to work hard, your girl's happiness for the rest of her life, no, every night is given to you." Li Haha's big eyes smiled into a small crescent, it's great to have such a dad!

"Roar!"

The Tibetan mastiff howled at the moon and jumped up. Its huge body was like a dark cloud, covering the full moon in the sky. After a few ups and downs, it landed in front of Xu Jingzhe and others.

Crazy Li stood on the dog's head, his shorts were particularly conspicuous.

"Leave the handsome guy, my girl wants to have a baby with him!" Crazy Li roared, and the air waves came layer by layer, and the earth and rocks flew wherever he passed.

Hengyang cursed shameless, haha, such a good girl was led astray by you.

He slapped out with a palm, and the violent energy was like a mountain, breaking the air waves roared by Crazy Li.

"I'm serious." Crazy Li said seriously.

"Do you have a bump on your head, Crazy Li? I often hear about robbing women, but it's the first time I hear about robbing men. Have some shame." Hengyang was unhappy. Xu Jingzhe was the person he had taken a fancy to, and he was ready to train him well.

Crazy Li tapped the dog's head with one foot and rushed straight towards Hengyang, with extraordinary momentum.

Hengyang's face changed, the old guy is serious!

He spun with his right hand, and a wisp of gentle wind wrapped Xu Jingzhe and others, and landed safely in the distance.

Crazy Li came close and punched Hengyang in the face. Hengyang was not in a hurry and made a fist with his left hand to fight back.

"Boom!"

With a loud noise, the earth shook, and the ground under the feet of the two people directly cracked into large holes, which was very scary.

The air wave was hundreds of meters high, and the nearby trees were crushed.

"I can't move here. I'll wait for you in the depths. This kid must be my son-in-law, Crazy Li."

"Bah, dreaming, Xu Jingzhe doesn't agree, don't even think about it."

Hengyang followed Crazy Li, and the two figures flashed by, and the place became quiet in an instant.

"Come on, Crazy Li, beat Uncle Hengyang, I want to sleep with men!" Li Haha waved his fist desperately at the place where the two disappeared, cheering Crazy Li.

Zhang Manyue nodded at Xu Jingzhe and said, "What a good girl, passionate and unrestrained, she likes someone without hiding it, and wants to get him, a role model for our generation."

"Young people should be like this, vigorous, bold and bold."

"I tell you, you've missed her, it's really a missed opportunity."

Xu Jingzhe looked up at the moon, his eyes firm: "I want to build my own power and develop the best medicine, Ye Zi is waiting for me."

"Then... give it to me, I also want to be vigorous, if I love, I will say it out loud, how about it?" Gong Er squeezed his head out from between the two of them, looking at Xu Jingzhe eagerly.

Xu Jingzhe slapped him on the face and said, "You said you wanted to be with me, career first, I need your brain to develop technology."

"Women will only affect the speed and depth of your brain's thinking."

Gong Er looked at the lively and cute Li Haha with a depressed face, muttering, "You are not just occupying the toilet without taking a shit!"

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