Come on Darling

Ai Xiaoye returned to City A at two o'clock in the morning.

Small towns are not prohibited from setting off fireworks and firecrackers, and the whole city is filled with the smell of gunpowder smoke. The sound of firecrackers has become sparse. There were no people on the street, just clumps of red firecracker chips slowly cooling down on the side of the road. The air is soggy, Ai Xiaoye feels that 80% of it will have to snow tomorrow.

When she reached the intersection in front of the community, she stopped the car and ordered a cup of hot coffee from the vending machine on the roadside. A person sitting on the side of the road and drinking slowly.

When a person who had celebrated the Chinese New Year came back, it was full of bitterness. But that family really couldn't stay any longer.

It’s not the first time I feel this way—in fact, every time her relatives meet during the Chinese New Year, she feels more physically and mentally exhausted than fighting a battle—although as a 28-year-old gold leftover fighter, she feels that she can fight for another two years. -But her parents obviously don't think so, and those seven aunts and eight aunts are more anxious for her than her parents. As soon as they meet, they will care about her life-long events, and the argument is nothing more than "Don't be too picky, it's almost enough. A woman is worthless after 30, you have to stay tight", "Look at me now, although there is no Your parents are more educated, but I live happily than them. I am a grandfather, and your parents and daughters haven’t married yet.", "You said you can’t marry, and my aunt is anxious for you. . Not to mention your parents?"

Ai Xiaoye: His mother's emperor is not in a hurry for eunuchs. It's the middle of the 21st century, making it look like the early 18th century.

A few years ago, she laughed and perfunctorily. It's boring to argue with them mainly for the New Year. Anyway, it is her own business whether to marry or not, so relatives like to chew on the tongue. How can she get in the way of meeting so many times a year?

But this time it's just perfunctory.

Yesterday, after eating New Year's Eve dinner, her uncle asked about her blind date-this year Ai Xiaoye did have two kisses, and everyone in the family knew it. She herself graduated from a prestigious school and studied abroad. She can introduce the man in front of her, naturally, the hardware is not bad, and her family is very optimistic. That man, Ai Xiaoye, really couldn't fault him—a university teacher, he was evaluated as an associate professor just after 30. He was well-informed, really funny, and really suitable as a marriage partner. The problem is that it is too plain, and there is no feeling of falling in love at all. Ai Xiaoye is also the same to the other person. She has a delicate appearance, graduated from a prestigious school, and has a gentle personality. But it doesn't matter how much I like her. People clearly want to get married, find someone to cook and warm the bed, take care of his parents and share the mortgage.

Ai Xiaoye feels that she hasn't been so anxious to marry out yet. She didn't like the feeling of boiling frogs in warm water. After dating for two or three months, she broke up quickly without feeling in love.

When her uncle asked, of course she told the truth.

Then it was inevitable to be criticized again and again, and the argument was still "Don't be too picky, you are 28. I don't like it, there will be no such shop after passing this village." "How can there be so many likes or dislikes? Your grandparents haven't met before getting engaged." "Women are not normal than men, and they are easily psychologically imbalanced. Haven't you heard people say those old virgins?"

Ai Xiaoye finally couldn't hold it back, and reminded with a smile, "It hurts my peace any more."

As a result, Ai Xiaoye’s grandma threw the chopsticks away and turned into the house. Ai Xiaoye’s mother hurriedly rushed in. There was a scolding voice inside, “I said don’t send her to study abroad, you won’t listen. The daughter and son can have one. How to raise the law? Seeing that she has learned these deadly problems, the adults can't tell her!"

Ai Xiaoye didn't say a word, put on her coat and left-to stay, she not only had to enter the house in a low voice and apologize to those who criticized her, but she also had to shrink her head like a mouse to let them criticize again.

Didn't you just find a man you don't like to marry? Can she do it?

But at this time, a person was sitting on the side of an empty road, holding hot coffee from the vending machine, and watching the windows on the upper floors of the house go dark. Still inevitably a little bit sad.

She has her own house in City A, but she doesn't want to go back at this time. Anyway, no one was waiting for her in that house, and she was alone when she went online and slept. In case she couldn't help complaining to Chu Qiao, Lin Wei and others, and the two Nizi returned to her "I don't have time to talk to you with a man", she would definitely vomit blood from internal injuries.

It is impossible to let her return to her parents' house. Her family rules are strict, you just can't talk back to your elders when you are younger. Like Ai Xiaoye who was wronged and slammed the door and left? Going back is just looking for a beating.

Besides, she didn't feel that she had done anything wrong at all.

When she finished drinking, she threw the paper cup into the trash can. At this time, she heard a faint sound, "Meow~", and a three tabby cat limped out from behind the trash can.

Ai Xiaoye took off the scarf and unfolded it, reached out to hook it up, "Come here."

There are many young girls living in the community, who come out to feed the cats when they are free, so that the wild cats in this area are not very afraid of people. The cat came over and bit the scarf. It must be said that this cat looks really cute, with triangular eyes, and it looks fierce at first glance. It seems that he is only a little more than half a year old, and after the most tempting adoption, he hasn't grown up yet.

Ai Xiaoye wrapped the scarf and turned it into her arms. The cat didn't struggle, and looked at her silently. Ai Xiaoye smiled and said, "I'll treat you as promised... Let's be a company if you two are unpleasant."

After finishing talking, I tweeted at myself... Why did you say so sadly for the New Year?

When I got home, I heard the phone ring when I parked the car.

Ai Xiaoye has quite a lot of friends, and he never stopped texting New Year's greetings this evening. But if you dare to poke her at two o'clock, you must be very familiar friends, such as Chu Qiao and Lin Wei.

Ai Xiaoye took out her mobile phone as she unfastened her seat belt, and saw that it was her mother. She left a message and said, "When I get home, I will make a call. Your dad and I are both worried about you."

Ai Xiaoye's eyes were a little sore, and she hurriedly replied, "I'm home, safe journey. Don't worry." After sending it out, he added, "I will go back to celebrate your birthday on the seventh day."

There will be a quick reply: "Go to bed early, say on the phone tomorrow."

Ai Xiaoye replied: "Oh."

Looking through the unread text messages, I found Chu Qiao's New Year message. Looking at the time, it turned out to be 10 minutes ago. Then she must have not slept! Ai Xiaoye's desire to talk is too strong, so he poked her without holding back, "I need comfort."

Chu Qiao quickly sent a video request, and Ai Xiaoye only connected, she was shocked, "Where are you? The garage? Didn't you go back to your hometown for the New Year?"

Ai Xiaoye said: "After a fart year, I will simply go back to the criticism meeting. I am still the one who was criticized."

"Because you bluffed with Chen Zicong?" Chu Qiao smiled heartlessly, "I'm telling you, if you fly this person, you have to be prepared to be criticized. My parents' generation is not bad. Rare such a son-in-law, university professor, tell me how beautiful it is. He has big eyebrows and looks sincere."

Ai Xiaoye didn't hit him with anger, "You are rare, you go!"

Chu Qiao said hurriedly: "I'm rare and useless. I'm not a good wife and mother like you. I'm a hooligan, the kind of bad woman he doesn't look down on. You don't know. He started frowning as soon as he entered the door. The three folds of his eyebrows have not been loosened, so I really want to wear a toothpick for him."

Ai Xiaoye: "Can we not talk about Chen Zicong, T__T, you don't know what I am receiving at home today. It's not at the inferior level. My aunt quietly pulled my mother and asked if I need a psychologist—the psychologist? In our family, if a woman is not in a hurry to get married, then she is crazy!"

Chu Qiao smiled heartlessly, "I have a psychologist, do you want me to make an appointment for you?"

"roll!"

Chu Qiao smiled and said, "I told you earlier that those relatives in your family were born with enemies and asked you to take your parents to live in City A. You wouldn't listen. Is there any way?"

"It's not that I didn't pick up, it's that my parents didn't come, OK. My grandmother is in her 80s, and there is such an old man in the family. They want to take care of them nearby. Can I say no?"

"Then there is no way." Chu Qiao said, "You can't help yourself, so you can only continue to endure it. Is it possible that you still want to turn your face with them?"

Ai Xiaoye was frustrated at the thought of this, "I feel like I'm particularly unreliable, Chu Qiao." She said, "The only way I can think of now is to find a boyfriend to take it home quickly, and they have to fawn over their lives. The kind of man who doesn't dare to cowardly can make them all shut up. You see, I still have to find a man to show my ability. I'm not sad."

Chu Qiao said, "I think you are very immortal. If you can solve it with a man, then you can solve it quickly, and I'm still talking ‘sadly’ with me here, and it makes me have goose bumps."

"Don't you understand? I'm having trouble with them because I don't want to find someone to marry me."

"Then there is only one way to solve your troubles." Chu Qiao smiled, "Didn't Lin Wei say that their company has developed a new robot? It is personally customized, highly simulated, and comparable to real AI. Still working for it. Are you worrying about not being able to catch up with the male god? Are you still having a headache because your parents are forced to marry? Are you still hurting your love for no one to warm the bed? The new century smart phone is tall and handsome. Can cook, wash, and love to warm the bed. Ventilation. I can meet my parents and retired relatives. Satisfy all your physical and psychological needs! Hurry up and customize it, as long as 998, the new century good friends will lead home!"

Ai Xiaoye: "Your sister!"

"..." After a while, the two people suddenly felt something very bad, "Wait, Lin Wei seems to have said something..."

After being silent for a moment, they remembered Lin Wei's words, "You, Ai Xiaoye, you returned to me as a virgin when you were almost thirty! You, Chu Qiao, you planted three scumbags in your hand, and you actually picked another scumbag. Male! You are not ashamed! Let me teach you what a really good man is. It must be an NS001 intelligent robot! Don’t thank me, who calls us good sisters? I’ll send it when NS001 is approved. One of you. It’s not me. Don’t think of it as artificial intelligence. That thoughtfulness, that loyalty, that ability... 10 blocks of real men! And the top biochemical technology is applied, even if you hold a magnifying glass, you can’t see it. It’s a robot! Let the men play with their inflatable dolls, we also have NS001! It’s okay to ask Takeshi Kaneshiro or Bloom!"

Chu Qiao asked: "NS001 seems to be on the market today..."

The two acquiesced to each other, and complained at the same time after a while, "This crazy woman, won't be playing it again this time!"

Facts have proved that Lin Wei played it for real again this time.

Ai Xiaoye opened the door and entered the house and saw a large coffin on the aisle of her house, still sliding.

But this is not important, what is important is that the lid has slid open and the contents inside are missing. And the rug she bought a year ago clearly left wet footprints, and the footprints stretched to the direction of the kitchen, and the kitchen light was still on!

Ai Xiaoye didn't know whether to call Lin Wei or 110 directly.

Ai Xiaoye has no doubt that this is the bed warming robot sent by Lin Wei-Lin Wei can definitely do such a thing. The problem is that if she wants to send it, she can send it unopened, so it is convenient for her to return it, isn't it? This has already been activated, how can she return the goods without damage! And this product still starts automatically, which is obviously a defective product.

Ai Xiaoye was not in a hurry to put down the cat first, so she hugged her and went to the kitchen first.

Then she saw a naked man wearing an apron, lazily and elegantly mixing soup. Through the sturdy buttocks, one can imagine that something very unsightly in front is drooping uncovered.

Ai Xiaoye:...

This must be 110, bastard!

She turned around holding the cat and ran away, but was stopped by an iron spoon with white mist. Ai Xiaoye stopped stiffly and turned around—the spoon was holding a hand on its handle, with slender joints and well-proportioned joints, and then an arm with tight muscles, and then back...it was the naked man wearing an apron. NS. The naked man is very tall, 185+ visually, and is looking down at her with his red eyes slightly squinted. The eyes were beautiful, as clear as gems, but with a lazy look. Very... very seductive.

Ai Xiaoye had to admit that this man is so good-looking. Does such a good-looking man need to rob? He squinted his eyes and smiled. There are definitely a lot of women who have dedicated their bank codes and their virginity to him.

The naked man asked: "Ai Xiaoye?"

Ai Xiaoyette nodded hopelessly, "Yes..."

The naked man knocked on his forehead with one hand, with such an expression as expected, seemingly helpless but mixed with some excitement, and said, "It's really bad..."

Ai Xiaoye was still thinking about the bad thing about me. I saw that the naked man had recovered his lazy and seductive expression. He smiled and looked at her and said, "Hello, I am your sex_love robot, number NS001001 He can cook, sweep the floor, wash clothes, kill Trojan horses, climb walls, beat gangsters... Of course the best thing is to warm the bed, but this is harder to explain. Would you like to try it right away?"

"No, don't..."

"Hey? Really not? I'm very proud of it, no matter the size, durability or technique."

"Really don't need it!" Ai Xiaoye burst into tears.

Lin Wei, this Nizi is making false advertisements again, she thought, nothing can be seen as a robot with a magnifying glass, so can't it be seen with a microscope! Even if she is a half-push, half-push, and refuse to welcome, there is no way to use such a big living person as an inflatable doll, okay!

The naked man showed a very obvious disappointed expression, "Okay...Do you want to take a bath first, I will put the bath water for you now."

He put down the spoon and turned around, Ai Xiaoye hurriedly reached out to pull him, and almost caught him on the ass. Ai Xiaoye burst into tears in an instant—this kind of life will sooner or later suffer from a heart attack.

"Clothes..." She can imagine that she is steaming all over, with her head down like prawns. It is estimated that the skin color is no different from that of the prawns just out of the pan. "Please put your clothes on T__T first, be sure to wear... "?