Come on Darling

Ai Xiaoye locked the door before entering the bathroom, and the naked man outside asked with great concern: "Hey? Would you go in without taking off your clothes?"

Ai Xiaoye: I want you to take care of it!

He actually put the bath water for her, and the hot water seemed to have added her usual essential oils. The mist in the small room was full of mist, and the fragrant smell made the whole body relax.

Ai Xiaoye was a little touched for some reason. Look at the big winter. A moment ago, she was sitting alone on the empty street, kidnapping the wild cat on the side of the road and coming back to be with her. In the blink of an eye, there was a handsome man who couldn't refuse (although he had a tendency to go streaking...), he urged her to take a bath quickly while mixing the soup, and helped her put the hot bath water away. It seems that this quiet and cold house has suddenly become a warm home.

"I'm really reluctant to return the goods..." Ai Xiaoye sighed softly. Then she sat on the toilet alone and dialed Lin Wei's number.

It took a long time to pick it up over there, and said lazily and feebly, "Hey, Ye Zi..."

Ai Xiaoye: "...you sent it, NS001001."

"...Hey, did you receive it? I thought the goods were intercepted by the customs. I clearly said it was a machine, and I had to send the transcript..." She seemed to be satisfied with the tone, but the girl was obviously right. Not interested in this kind of thing, while yawning and complaining casually, he said, "Since I received it, hurry up and try it out. Why does he poke me if I don't sleep in the middle of the night...I just finished working overtime, OK..."

Ai Xiaoye wanted to cry without tears, "...You can show me what you have!" That's a big man, hey.

"It's all locked in your DNA, I can't use it." She gave a serious explanation, "Anyway, you can just say what you want him to do. If you really can't tell, you just lie down and you can absolutely understand him. It should be full of fun. But some things have to be learned slowly-I think he should be able to learn a lot of things with you, and he can't learn if you are so bored..."

Ai Xiaoye: "Enough for you...T__T"

Ai Xiaoye didn't bother to ask how Lin Wei got her DNA. Anyway, after seeing her own simulated clone on Lin Wei's computer, Ai Xiaoye was completely desperate for this girl's ethics.

"You don't really want me to live with the robot for the rest of my life..." Ai Xiaoye felt sad when she said that, she remembered a set of pictures that she saw on the Internet, and the otaku enthusiastically discussed how to shoot a couple feeding by themselves. Photos of, traveling holding hands, kissing on tiptoe... You see, she has fallen to the same level as these people! No, maybe it's worse. She is so lonely that she needs a robot to comfort her from her girlfriend. What's the difference between a man and a friend who pays a girl to date him?

Lin Wei obviously couldn't understand her sorrow, and asked inexplicably, "What's wrong? 001 is much better than those real men. Don't think he is a robot, his brain capacity is not inferior to a real person by the slightest, and his learning ability, Physical fitness is even better. And he absolutely loves you, loyal and dedicated. Even if you put aside the biological advantages, let's just talk about sociology-what is good about living with a real man? It's nothing more than loneliness and someone to accompany you. Someone takes care of sickness, meets physiological needs, and shares financial pressure. What can't these 001s do? And real men are selfish and sometimes get in trouble or even cheat. Even if everything goes well, do you think you will make money? Family Can you not do the housewife’s work? Can you not go to the professional women’s class? His parents are sick and you can’t take time off to take care of them? Even if the mortgage is paid back, the household money is not yours? And once divorced, according to the law, the house is His, he made all the money from the mortgage back, and you are simply giving him a babysitter for a few years and you still have money for water, electricity, food and clothing! If he has an affair again-my dear Virgin, maybe you have helped him raise it. Little San!"

Ai Xiaoye:...

When I said this, Ai Xiaoye felt that he was particularly hopeless, "Yes, even then I still want to get married and have children! And men can't be so bad, most of them will help with housework! They won't cheat!"

"Tsk tusk, how do you say it," Ai Xiaoye could think of Lin Wei's expression of "You are too naive, child" across the phone, "You, me, Chu Qiao, 3 people have made 5 boyfriends in total. , All four of them are scumbags."

Ai Xiaoye: Bastard, this is definitely Chu Qiao's problem. She raised the average by 80% alone!

"And don't you think 001 is super handsome?" Lin Wei said invitingly, "I have chosen a genetic combination based on your aesthetic taste. Don't you think that his face and body are enough to eliminate all others. person?"

Ai Xiaoye: …←__←Well, there is only this point that cannot be contradicted against.

But in the end, she still knew her, "It's not a question of good or bad, it's an ethical question," she said to Lin Wei in earnest afterwards, "He is a robot. He didn't choose to be loyal to me out of his liking. , He was just set to be like this..."

"Anyway, it has been set like this. This is called destiny. And NS001 can't be repaired and restarted. He is the donut you licked," Lin Wei yawned again, obviously talking high. After publishing, she didn't bother to talk nonsense, "I can only destroy him if you return the product. Of course, if you really don't want to keep him, there is no way."

"any solution?"

"When you are in a bad mood and need to vent, take him to the trash can and take it apart with an electric drill! He promises that he won't fight back. Moreover, he is a household appliance, so he won't break the law..."

"Why don't you kill someone, bastard!"

Ai Xiaoye almost fell the phone, when she heard Lin Wei say again, "I'll just say one more thing!" How about she is cheap, Lin Wei said so, she actually listened really obediently.

"If you can't bear to dismantle it, you can be cold and violent. He is a love robot, and you are always indifferent to him and he will feel like a knife. But the law of robots determines that he can't hurt you and force you, so he can only silently He patiently guards you, watching you and Xinhuan Qingqing, me and me. Over time, he will lose his life and take in the energy to live, slowly withering and withering like a flower, and dying alone and sadly..."

Ai Xiaoye: (╯°Д°)╯┻━┻Are you making a horror movie! ! Give it back to not give people a way to survive, **** T__T...

After hearing a bang over there, there was a beeping sound, Lin Wei contentedly grabbed the pillow, squeezed up like a cat, stretched her waist and continued to sleep: Let you disturb people's dreams in the middle of the night, go to insomnia!

If it weren't for breaking the law, Ai Xiaoye would almost like to light a cigarette to smoke. She is so stressed! What kind of love robot is this? One touch will last a lifetime.

But things have reached this point, and she is useless to be hypocritical, so she just relaxes in a bath with a broken jar.

Probably because the hot water is too much to make people forget to die, after a while she actually thought it was good to have a robot. You see, at least when I saw my parents back on the seventh day of the seventh day, I had an explanation. I don't believe that she took such a good-looking man home, her seven aunts and eight aunts still have something to say. And also can help her cook, sweep the floor, wash clothes, kill the Trojan horse, turn over the fence, hit the mistress... it's a perfect boyfriend, there's no choice!

But thinking about her feels sad again.

She really wants to get married and have children... Although she never hopes that things like love will really come to her, she is still secretly preparing for it—what if? Scumbags will occasionally fantasize about which exams they performed exceptionally well. But with such a perfect and loyal dog next to her, and a man who would not survive without her, can she still make... still have the heart to make a boyfriend?

Then Naobudi Ai Xiaoye got goosebumps: I'm too Mary Su to rely on this! The robot setting is simply born for Mary Su!

Then she heard the "click" of the door that was locked by her opening. In the mist steamer, there is a naked man who can be seen at a glance through the curtain, and he "cracked" and locked the door again.

—It seems that this man is also very good at unlocking.

Ai Xiaoye held the big bottle of her family's 1000ml shampoo, and thought, Sister Teme is a rare literary sorrow, you will play me a hooligan!

She waited for the naked man to open the curtain and give him a bottle. As a result, he actually stopped outside the curtain. After a while, he bowed slightly and asked in his low and gentle voice, "Do I need a bath? I can provide a full set of massage services. My technique is certified. Experts teach that it has the effects of relieving fatigue, detoxification, health care and breast enhancement. You can experience the professional techniques and services of the beauty salon at home, and it is completely free. Would you like to try it?"

…Lin Wei, what have you taught him!

Ai Xiaoye wanted to cry without tears, "No need, anyway, go and put on T__T..."

"Oh..." It was the obvious disappointment again, "Can you open the curtain a little bit?" He said softly, "Just a little bit, I won't see you."

Ai Xiaoye hesitated for a moment, then opened the curtain. He passed the tray in from that slit. The tray was filled with creamy mushroom soup in a white porcelain cup, bread crumbs had been added, and the mouth of the cup was decorated with carved radish. There is also a small cup of light honey water next to it.

"Your blood sugar is slightly low, don't take it for too long."

Ai Xiaoye: ...Don't be so considerate! I'm thinking about how I can throw you away without guilt! You would look like a scumbag with no conscience!

"Scum Man" Ai Xiaoye was very guilty, and finally came out of the bathroom after taking a shower.

When I went out, I saw the naked man lying sideways on her bed, with slender arms, tight and strong chest muscles, lazy waist like a Persian cat, and beautiful mermaid lines... When he saw Ai Xiaoye, the corners of his lips were soft. Gou, those red eyes were alive and fragrant in an instant, like a monster. Ai Xiaoye almost suspected that he was the king of Shang Zhou. He lived in the meat forest in the wine pond every day, and led a shameful and lewd life.

Meow, it's too exciting, but it's not easy to enter the scene.

But the man did listen to her and put on his clothes-he was wearing a white bath towel around his waist-it might as well not be around! Ai Xiaoye is about to cry. You can see that from the time he met, he has left three shapes, from naked in aprons, to naked in the curtains, to naked in bath towels. The naked is more **** than the other, and the naked is more infinite than the reverie. Said that he is not a master, Ai Xiaoye dared to eat the leather shoes!

Then again, it’s easy not to enter the play, and it’s hard not to have a nosebleed... Ai Xiaoye hurriedly looked for Sanhua, trying to divert her attention, "Where is Sanhua? Sanhua? Let me take a shower for you."

As a result, Sanhua jumped out clean and fluffy from behind him, circled her tail, and happily lay down in front of him.

He sat up on the bed, with his eyes down, his long eyelashes left a black shadow on the ruby ​​red light, "I have washed it, and I have an appointment with the veterinary hospital to vaccinate it at nine o'clock tomorrow. . You go to bed earlier, the bed is already warmed up."

Ai Xiaoye:...

"Don't worry, I was warm outside. I thought you might not like the smell of me inside, so you didn't go in..."

Ai Xiaoye: T__T...If he is not a master... then she must be a peerless "scum man".

She stammered and said, "I'm going to make your bed... well, the sofa bed should be long enough. I ordered 2 meters."

Then he looked at her and smiled again. He seemed to be more amorous when he smiled-maybe it was too in line with her aesthetics, so a smile made her heart beat like deliberately seduce her. He said, "Well, it would be great to have a bed. I thought I had to go back to sleep in the crystal cabin. I accidentally opened the nutrient solution. The inside was wet and uncomfortable."

Ai Xiaoye cried silently in her heart: I am really a scumbag...T__T

He helped Ai Xiaoye go to the quilt in the closet. Ai Xiaoye lived alone, and occasionally Chu Qiaolinwei came. The three of them drank until midnight, and Bacheng squeezed a bed to sleep. So the spare quilt is placed higher. The white scarf tied around his waist was loosened as soon as he tiptoed. Ai Xiaoye was so guilty that she rushed forward to help him hold it before she could react.

No way, she hasn't seen that kind of thing yet, and she's at the stage where she cares if she's ready to see it with her own eyes. Anyway, she didn't dare to care about where she pressed it-she was full of embarrassment and pounding heartbeats that made me die.

The naked man turned his back to her, and Ai Xiaoye couldn't figure out what his mood was. After a while, he suppressed his voice and explained, "Sorry, I didn't find the man's clothes. I didn't mean to wear them... Did you scare you?"

Ai Xiaoye: ...I was scared to death, okay!

But when you say it, it becomes: "...No, it's pretty and not scary."

-She is 28. You have to be self-conscious of a woman without a man. You have to show contempt when you meet the Bird Walker, ridicule "I am so embarrassed to show up so small" instead of Huarong screaming and screaming again and again. Because society is so cruel to leftover women, innocence is simply humiliating itself, but the rougher you are, the more it can't help you.

But he seemed to be surprised when he heard it, and there was a stream of light in his eyes, looking at her expectantly, "Would you like to untie it?"

"No need!" Encountering this kind of natural stupidity, she is obviously far from enough class!

Then they went to bed separately. Ai Xiaoye lives alone, with a simple layout. The living room and the bedroom where she lives are separated only by a crystal curtain, with a staircase in the middle. The curtain was not lowered, Ai Xiaoye turned over and found that he was looking at her. Thinking of Lin Wei's words, she was stressed again.

"My name is Julian." At this time she heard the naked man...no, Julian said, "Of course you can also call me 001. Anyway, I'm just a robot. You don't need to worry so much."

"Julian." Ai Xiaoye almost blurted out. Seeing him smiling and closing his eyes to fall asleep, she felt that she had finally done something right today, and she relaxed without realizing it, "Good night."

"Good night." After living in this empty house for so long, someone finally said to her, "Go to sleep and have a good dream."

It's so happy, Ai Xiaoye thought with tears on her face, enjoy this moment with peace of mind, and leave the annoying things for tomorrow to consider. ?