Comprehensive comic: I finally came and became the supreme god

Zhang Xiaohong is a die-hard fan of Wang Xuan.

I had a week of Yi at hand, but I didn't see much.

The main thing is that this thing is too hard.

It's like the Tao Te Ching, and those who read it want to sleep.

This is the philosophy of Chinese literature, and those who do not have a certain social experience are the same as reading books from heaven.

Zhang Xiaohong's sister Zhang Xiaomei sat on the side and wrote her homework.

The summer vacation is almost over, and school is about to start.

Isn't this a rush to catch up with homework?

"Brother, you went to buy this book, you can read it too!" Zhang Xiaomei was writing her homework while still having an air conditioner to talk about her brother.

"I'm not in a hurry, you don't write it quickly, otherwise you will definitely be criticized. Zhang Xiaohong teased.

"How to do this problem?" Zhang Xiaomei put the math homework in front of Zhang Xiaohong.

Zhang Xiaohong glanced at it from the corner of her eye, don't say you did it, you can't even understand it.

Although Zhang Xiaohong has a university diploma, she has long forgotten all about the topics of junior high school.

"Isn't there a tablet there?"

"Help yourself with writing!"

Zhang Xiaomei cut off: "What's the use of asking you to be a brother?"

Zhang Xiaohong's eyelids jumped, and he kept silently thinking in his heart that this was his parents' own and didn't do it.

I thought that the program of common concern was about to start.

I don't know if Wang Xuan will broadcast the news live today?

The Huaxia in the classics is over, and it will be broadcast until next weekend.

Wang Xuan should be on it.

Thinking about it, I turned on the TV and tuned to the CCTV channel.

As soon as it was adjusted, Wang Xuan appeared on the TV.

", it's really Wang Xuan's live broadcast. Zhang Xiaohong was immediately happy.

I took out my phone, turned on the camera function, and immediately started shooting.

When the time comes, if there is any wonderful mouth scoop scene, I will also post a circle of friends.

"If you train in the military, it will be a sunny day. "

"If you're on holiday, it's a rainy day. "

"If you're trying to force your homework, it's the day before school starts. "

"The progress of homework is always unable to catch up with the speed of the start of school. "

"It's the beginning of the school season again, and the students have gone through a long vacation, is it now that the Chinese can't collapse in mathematics?"

"Bioaccumulation, physical heartbreak, history not memorized, English decadence, chemical crushing. "

"It's okay for sports, martial arts are all wasted 037!"

This series of words made Zhang Xiaohong stupid.

Can Wang Xuan be so strong?

Is this mouth so six?

What I know is that I am broadcasting news, and if I don't know, I think Wang Xuan is here to irrigate.

"How is it?" Zhang Xiaohong wanted her little sister to evaluate how wonderful this paragraph was.

After all, Zhang Xiaomei is not outdated every day, he actually likes a host.

Which of those handsome little fresh meat is not better than Wang Xuan, the host.

Because of this, the two siblings often quarrel.

Zhang Xiaohong felt that the little fresh meat that her little sister liked was not nutritious, and Zhang Xiaomei felt that the host that her brother liked had no artistic content.

People from two eras had a heated discussion.

Today, I want my little sister to see the strength of her idol.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw that his little sister's eyes were red.

"What's wrong with you?" Zhang Xiaohong looked confused, why did she cry before she could fight back.

"Brother, I really can't!" Zhang Xiaomei covered her face with her hands.

Wang Xuan's words made Zhang Xiaomei's heart insert a needle again and again.

I did try them all.

If you don't know math, you can do Chinese, but you can't do it yet.

It's useless to even help with homework.

Zhang Xiaomei's heart was on the verge of collapse, and she teased her brother to relieve her emotions.

Who would have thought that the voice on the TV would hit her directly.

"Uh!" Zhang Xiaohong was a little stunned, and she hadn't reacted for a long time.

"Why not?" asked Zhang Xiaohong.

"Summer vacation homework!" Zhang Xiaomei almost hit someone angrily.

"Brother, what are you looking at?" asked as he leaned in front of the TV, and was stupid to see the Peugeot people on CCTV.

"Oh, it turns out that it's homework!" Zhang Xiaohong pulled the old man's voice.

"Take a good look, this is the main station of the central mother, and the host in it is Wang Xuan. "

"The country knows about it, and you students have been playing for more than a month, so it's broadcast as news. "

Zhang Xiaomei is only in junior high school, but her mouth is six.

Every time Zhang Xiaohong quarrels with him, he can't fight.

If you don't pay attention, you can be said by her (bjaj).

I can't say it, but I can't fight yet.

That's an aggrieved panic.

Other people's sisters are sensible and well-behaved.

Only his sister Tiantian himself.

Seeing Zhang Xiaomei's stimulated appearance, how could she not take advantage of the victory to pursue.

Zhang Xiaomei heard what her brother said that the country knew about it, and she completely broke the defense.

"Brother, I was wrong, I must write well. "

"I will not disgrace the country. "

"What a news. "

With tears in his eyes, he picked up his homework book and began to write.

Zhang Xiaohong hurriedly picked up her mobile phone, edited this paragraph and sent it to the circle of friends.

felt that it was not enough, and sent it directly to the short video platform.

This made netizens laugh crazy:

"Damn, Wang Xuan is on the news again. "

"If you don't say it sooner, I'll have to go see it. "

"It's only thirty minutes, it's too late. "

"Let's see if there's a restaurant nearby, just go in and have a meal. "

"Looking at this sister's broken defense, I almost died of laughter. "

"Didn't you just say that it's useless to ask for this brother?"

"Doesn't that show the usefulness of my brother?"

"It allows you to break the defense in an instant. "

"My brother is also doing his homework, no, I'm going to pull him to show this, don't make him cry, I'm not her sister. "

Yue Xiaofeng's income has skyrocketed recently.

Although Wang Xuan has not been on the news live for a while.

However, because of the previous publicity, the popularity of the ramen restaurant has exploded.

When I opened a small ramen restaurant, I didn't want to be a cow or horse.

I just want to make a little money quietly and make it easier for myself.

As a result, who could have known, the ramen restaurant would be so popular.

A meal, that busy group turns.

It made Yue Xiaofeng want to hire a waiter.

It's too busy.

As soon as he finished being busy for a while, Yue Xiaofeng collapsed on the stool tiredly.

"Boss, let's have three bowls of ramen!" The door was pushed open, and a family of three walked in.

"What kind of spiciness?" asked Yue Xiaofeng weakly.

Although I was too tired to do it, it was impossible not to pick up the guests when they came to the door.

"Two bowls of spicy and one bowl of non-spicy. "

A family of three, the son is about thirteen years old, and the parents are less than forty.

Today's children are rich in nutrition, and they are only thirteen or fourteen years old, and they are all 1.5 meters.

Sitting there like a little adult.

"Boss, can you put it on CCTV?" asked my father, looking up at the TV.

"Yes, just use the remote control. Yue Xiaofeng's voice came from the kitchen.

"Dad watching a variety show?" the son immediately resisted.

"Variety shows and variety shows every day, what's so good. "The old father changed the TV to CCTV.

Directly ignored his son's request.

Anyway, it won't last long, and the child didn't fight for much.

Reached out and took the phone out of my mother's pocket.

Then just watch the short video.

While playing with his mobile phone, he waited for the noodles to be served.

The time when you don't play with your phone always goes by quickly.

I feel like I haven't watched a few videos yet, and the noodles are on the table.

"Hurry up and eat, wait until it's cold!" reminded the old mother on the side.

"Got it!" the son picked up his chopsticks, his eyes still glued to the phone screen.

I didn't move my chopsticks for half a day.

"If you linger any longer, I'll take your phone away. The old father's eyes widened.

The son hurriedly put the mobile phone on the table, picked up the noodles with chopsticks and was about to send them to his mouth, and then Wang Xuan's news broadcast method was the same as that of Guan Kou on the TV.

"The progress of homework is always unable to catch up with the speed of the start of school. "

"It's the beginning of the school season again, and the students have gone through a long vacation, is it now that the Chinese can't collapse in mathematics?"

"Bioaccumulation, physical heartbreak, history not memorized, English decadence, chemical crushing. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"It's okay for sports, but martial arts are all wasted!"

After listening to this string of news, the noodles that I just put in my mouth instantly felt unfragrant.

Thinking of his unfinished summer homework, this son lost his appetite in an instant.

"Dad, what's this show?" asked his son.

"What kind of program is this, the news of CCTV?"

The child glanced at the TV, and his whole body was numb.

I didn't write a summer homework, so I wouldn't be in the news, right?

No, I have to hurry home and do my homework.

This is in the news before the school starts, and if the school starts, I won't be on the international news.

"Dad, I won't eat it!" the child put down his chopsticks directly.

"What's the matter?" asked the old mother.

"I don't have an appetite, I want to go home and do my homework!" After the child finished speaking, he picked up the mobile phone on the table and walked out directly.

His neighborhood is just across the street from the noodle shop.

"You're done!"

"I don't have to rush to write my homework for a few minutes!"

The old mother hurriedly shouted.

"Mom, it's all on the news, it's not a hurry for a few minutes. The child's voice came from outside.

The old couple was stunned.

It turns out that watching the news has this benefit.

It can also stimulate children's desire to learn. []

It seems that in the future, I will let my children watch CCTV every day.

A bowl of noodles, if you don't eat it, you won't eat it, and you won't feel distressed.

There is a wonton shop not far from the noodle shop.

The owner was a young woman around three o'clock.

Business is usually good.

But because the noodle restaurant next to it has pulled away all the business during this time, the wonton shop seems to be relatively deserted.

The proprietress bought a TV, and watched the TV to pass the time if she had nothing to do.

I watched it with my phone every day, and my neck and shoulders hurt a lot.

Pick up the remote control and want to change the channel.

Then five or six middle school students from Hula entered the wonton shop.

"Boss, let's have a bowl of ravioli!"

"I'll have a bowl of dumplings!"

"I'll have a bowl of grass flour. "

Her main dish is wontons, and the rest are available as well.

"Okay, let's sit down for a while!" the proprietress was very happy.

That's how many customers came at once.

Straight into the kitchen busy.

What she didn't realize was that the TV happened to be on the Yang Ma channel.

Wang Xuan's figure is among them.

Five or six secondary school students are male and female.

Talking, laughing, and fighting.

wantonly unleashed his youth.

was talking and laughing, and then I heard Wang Xuan's voice on the TV:

"The progress of homework is always unable to catch up with the speed of the start of school. "

"It's the beginning of the school season again, and the students have gone through a long vacation, is it now that the Chinese can't collapse in mathematics?"

"Bioaccumulation, physical heartbreak, history not memorized, English decadence, chemical crushing. "

"It's okay for sports, but martial arts are all wasted!"

All the students came together in person:

"What's on TV?"

"Looks like we didn't finish our homework?"

"What's this channel?"

"Yangtai?"

"Damn, my dad watches CCTV at home every day. "

"Won't it?"

"We didn't do our homework and we were in the news?"

"How much did you write?"

"I didn't move a word?"

"I just wrote a question, and then I won't. "

"Damn, let's go back and write?"

"School starts in a few days. "

"I don't know how to memorize language or history!"

A group of children rushed out of the wonton shop with a hula la.

As soon as the proprietress came out with a bowl of wontons, she saw a small back scattered in a hurry.

"What are you doing?"

"Still eating?"

The boss shouted.

"Auntie is gone, we're going to go home and do our homework.

"

The polite child also went back and explained, and more often ran away without saying a word.

The proprietress looked confused with her wontons.

Are today's children so motivated to learn?

Is it only his own son who doesn't like to study?

When you get back, you have to clean him up.

Fortunately, I ran fast, so I made two bowls of ravioli.

Two bowls of wontons will be eaten hot by themselves at that time.

The proprietress usually shoots some videos of the store as publicity.

So I also have the habit of posting videos.

The more I think about it, the more I think these children are good.

I quickly called up the camera installed in the store, and then edited it with my mobile phone.

"Business has been particularly bad lately. "

"At noon today, five or six children finally came to eat wontons. "

"As soon as I finished the two bowls of wontons and brought them out, the children all ran out, saying they wanted to go back to their homework. "

"Here's a video from my camera in the store. "

"Look at how sensible children are now. "

The proprietress was in a hurry to release it, and she didn't look at the specific video taken by the camera.