Comprehensive comic: I finally came and became the supreme god

The proprietress didn't pay attention to it, but netizens paid attention to it.

Because it's a camera, the sound on the TV is very small.

But it was still heard by netizens.

instantly made netizens laugh to death:

One second he was still laughing happily, and the next second he was running out to do his homework. "

This is only CCTV News has this effect.

"The hostess is not only your child who doesn't do homework, but also my child. "

"Boss, what are you not good to put on, you have to play the live broadcast of Wang Xuan of CCTV!"

"Now the business that enters the store is gone~!"

"Laughing to death, when I see these students, I think of the beginning of school when I was a child. "

"That's a copy!"

Wang Xuan didn't have much of a mouthful in this live broadcast.

has experienced the feeling of getting rich overnight in the Chinese classics, how can Wang Xuan see such a little points.

However, because Wang Xuan's professional level is not very passable, the pronunciation of many words is still wrong.

I accidentally got five words wrong.

Coming out of the broadcast studio, Wang Xuan was immediately stopped by Lu Chunhua.

"Five more wrong words!" Lu Chunhua took out the QR code.

Wang Xuan directly took out his mobile phone to scan the code, and did it in one go.

The movements are skillful and the expressions are natural.

Lu Chunhua was speechless: "I said Wang Xuan, you are also a well-known host now, and you can still take out a loan to work?"

"Sister Lu is fine, I don't work mainly for money. Wang Xuan waved his hand, his face was light.

People who saw this scene were stupid.

You're not in it for the money, we're in it for the money.

Why don't you give us your salary?

It's better than giving it to the unit, right?

"Okay, Mr. Xia said that after you dial, go to his office. Lu Chunhua sighed and left with the QR code.

Wang Xuan took a sip of water, and then walked to Xia Xiaoling's office.

"Sister Xia, are you looking for me?" Wang Xuan sat down on the sofa in the office.

"Here you are, yes, I'm looking for you. Xia Xiaoling was quite happy to see Wang Xuan.

"Recently, we're planning a new live news show!"

"The theme of this life program is the life of ordinary people and current affairs. "

"There are two hosts!"

"A man and a woman. "

"This man, you booked. "

"There is also a female presenter who has not yet been decided. "

"Do you have any ideas here?"

"Or do you have a good fit?"

CCTV was so rectified by Wang Xuan, and he planned to organize another hot news of life and current affairs.

After all, the small things of the common people are also big things.

Wang Xuan couldn't react for a while: "Sister Xia, I haven't cooperated with others, and I don't know." "

"Anyway, it's not in a hurry, if you don't have a suitable candidate, I'll ask the hostess to give you a try until you're satisfied. "Wang Xuan gave the green light all the way to Xia Xiaoling.

"That's okay!" In fact, Wang Xuan is not so interested in live news now.

How can it be cool to host a variety show.

That's a thousands, thousands of points.

However, for Xia Xiaoling's kindness, Wang Xuan had no choice but to accept it.

"Do a good job, hone and hone on other news programs, and I'll transfer you to the simulcast later. Xia Xiaoling patted Wang Xuan's shoulder, looking like an eldest sister.

If you change to another host, this big cake will be eaten.

But Wang Xuan is a host who has to rely on his mouth to maintain his life.

It's not like there's no mouth, it's just a few.

Wang Xuan is a person who has to talk every day.

This went up, and it was not dragged to be shot.

Xia Xiaoling said once, Wang Xuan thought he was just joking.

This has been said twice, Xia Xiaoling must have this idea in her heart.

"Sister Xia, I can't bear the high pressure of simulcasting. Wang Xuan hurriedly shook his head.

Kang gray.

He has also been on the simulcast, but when the music sounds, Kang Ash is nervous.

"Young people need to be motivated!"

"Sister is optimistic about you!"

How could Xia Xiaoling have time to listen to Wang Xuan say these angry words.

The news about Wang Xuan's live broadcast news on the Internet is still hot.

It's time to start school, and it's not just the students who are jumping.

Parents are also jumping.

Kaka edited a video and posted it on the Internet, rubbing Wang Xuan's popularity.

Before Wang Xuan, the children were like this:

Is in the bottle, the animated character in the confession:

School starts in a few days.

I don't have to play when school starts!

I'm going to have to play more in the next few days.

After having Wang Xuan, the students are like this.

In the video, the animated character has a shocked expression:

I don't have homework and I don't get in the news, right?

I know the news, and so do my teachers.

It's over, it's over, it's dead.

This clip almost made netizens laugh to death:

"The news is known, and my teacher must know it. "

"Blogger, you're a talent!"

"Look at the students who scare them. "

There are still many students who can't stand the birds, so they directly take the tablet and post videos on the Internet.

"I used to be able to finish my summer and winter vacation homework. "

"Isn't school going to start soon?"

"So I'm going to have fun for two days and then come back and do my homework. "

"When I was packing my bag, I saw the news on TV. "

"Because my dad likes to watch the news and drink tea. "

"I was shocked. "

"I didn't write an assignment and I was in the news. "

"Then I started writing to see if I could or not. "

"Then I found out that I really can't. "

"I almost cried. "

Then my dad was laughing at me. "

"Forget it, my dad actually asked me to watch the news of CCTV every day when I got up and went to bed. "

"Say wash my soul. "

"Woo woo woo, I really can't stand the birds. "

"The host of CCTV let us elementary school students go, right?"

As he spoke, the little boy in the bottle cried, and tears flowed out.

They don't know how to contact the host of CCTV, it's right to post it on the Internet, maybe the host can see it.

Wang Xuan didn't see it, but netizens laughed crazy:

"I really can't stand the birds!"

"This has been my laugh for three years. "

"I have to watch CCTV news early and late, this old father knows how to educate putty. "

"I laughed like crazy. "

"The power of Wang Xuan's news is really too strong, and even elementary school students are afraid of breaking the defense. "

This video of the little boy quickly went viral.

In less than a day, the number of views exceeded 1 million.

That pitiful appearance made netizens laugh crazy.

The topic of primary school students collectively breaking the defense also rushed to the hot search in an instant.

The teachers also looked stupid.

Every year, summer and winter vacation homework is a tricky problem.

The students had a great time.

The completion of the assignment is greatly reduced in terms of quality and quantity.

So after each school starts, the first week is a warm-up period.

It is easy to say that it is difficult for students to enter the learning state from crazy play.

As a result, such a difficult problem was solved by Wang Xuan, a host.

Sure enough, the person who beats you is not necessarily a peer, it may be a crossover.

Thinking that he had been defeated by Wang Xuan twice.

There was something wrong with the teachers' hearts.

At the main station, Wang Xuan walked to Kang Gray's office.

"Teacher Wang, thank you?" a behind-the-scenes worker greeted Wang Xuan.

Wang Xuan's face was confused, he didn't do anything, why did he thank himself?

"Teacher Wang, don't you know, my kid, it's all back to school and he still plays every day, since your news broadcast yesterday, he is now doing his homework when he eats. "

The other party also saw Wang Xuan's confusion, so he explained.

Wang Xuan was even more confused. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Can you still let your child study hard by broadcasting the news by himself?

As soon as the behind-the-scenes worker left, a familiar figure walked over again: "Wang Xuan, thank you!"

It was none other than Lu Chunhua who greeted him.

"What's wrong with Sister Lu!" Wang Xuan asked curiously.

"It's not your news yesterday!"

"My child is about to be in the third year of junior high school, but he knows how to play with his mobile phone every day, and after seeing your news, it is a homework homework with heart. "

In the short distance of less than 100 meters, there were several people who thanked Wang Xuan.

After all, who doesn't have a child anymore.

This made the back molars that the rest of the hosts were envious of.

When the host reaches this realm, there is only Wang Xuan.

0 begging for flowers

Wang Xuan pushed Kang Gray's office open.

Skillfully pour yourself tea, and then take a sip.

"Come to my office every day to have tea! Have you written the plan that you wrote?"

Kang Ash is a furious one.

The task of further promoting Zhou Yi was handed over to him, and he saw that the Huaxia in the classics was about to be broadcast, but the results had not yet been taken out.

The director has urged it several times.

Can Kang Ash not catch fire?

"Director, I have a plan. Wang Xuan took out a document and put it on Kang Gray's desk.

Kang Gray's expression immediately softened. []

Picked up the file and looked at it.

I didn't look at Kang Gray twice, and my eyes went dark.

"Is this the plan you wrote?" Kang Ash glared at Wang Xuan.

"That's right!" Wang Xuan nodded.

"What is this about?"

"Are you going to me off?"

Kang Ash clutched his chest, and he couldn't breathe for a long time.

"Is there a problem?" Wang Xuan asked.

Kang Gray's face turned white.

"You actually used Zhou Yi to interpret the relationship between men and women. "

"We are CCTV, not an emotional radio station. "

"And Zhou Yi is used to interpret the feelings of men and women?"

"Didn't you hit the ants with a golden rod?"

"The coffin board of the ancestor can't be suppressed!"

The angry Kang Gray has used Internet terms.

"Director, don't get excited, it's not good to be angry. Wang Xuan hurriedly brought the check to Kang Gray.

Although this old man often outputs to himself, he is still good to himself.

It's not good to get gas into the hospital.

Kang Shen took a sip of tea, and the qi in his chest was smoothed.

"How many days did you write about it?"

"Rewrite it for me, if you can't write the Huaxia in the classics, don't go. "

"Director, I'm illiterate. "

"Communication University is all sponsored by art students. "

"I can't even understand Zhou Yi, why do you ask me to write a propaganda plan. "

"I had to write as I understood it. "

"I'm not satisfied with what I wrote, so you can let someone who can write write it! I'll just do what he says." "

The tea that Kang Ash had just drunk in his mouth almost squirted out.

Everyone can write, and let you learn to write.

"Okay, you go out, just let this go!" Kang Ash waved his hand, he didn't want to see Wang Xuan at all now.

Wang Xuan nodded, and took a bag of tea leaves.

As soon as Wang Xuan came to the lounge, he was stopped by the poor Chen Jia.

"My hands are swollen!" Chen Jia looked pitiful.

After Wang Xuan's live broadcast, Chen Jia's tenosynovitis became more serious.

"Have you rubbed the medicine?" Wang Xuan was also a little embarrassed.

It is also outrageous for a sign language teacher to think like this.

In fact, the Propaganda Department has held several meetings.

Even if the central station comes up with a plan, as a propaganda department, it is impossible to do nothing.

However, several meetings were held in a row, and the proposals submitted were not satisfactory.

This made the young people of the Propaganda Department red-eyed.

We are a group of professionals, and we can't even get a host.

A host's casual words can make Zhou Yi sell out.

I am a professional group, and I have stayed up day after day, but I can't come up with a feasible plan.

It's also so infuriating.

This made the leaders angry.

The young people of the Propaganda Department were severely scolded.

Then a phone call came to Jiang Xiong's side, saying why the plan hadn't been submitted yet.

urged Jiang Xiong above, and Jiang Xiong had no choice but to urge Kang Ash.

Kang Ash was forced to do nothing.

I could only take the plan written by Wang Xuan and came to Jiang Xiong's office.

"Hasn't Wang Xuan written a plan yet?" Jiang Xiong asked.

"That's what he wrote!" Kang Ash handed the document to Jiang Xiong.

Jiang Xiong picked it up and looked at it, didn't look at it a few times, and then his expression was exactly the same as Kang Gray.

Wang Xuan said that he could only come up with this kind of plan. Kang Gray added on the side.

Jiang Xiong almost vomited blood.

This plan was submitted, and he didn't go back to the leader of the Propaganda Department to scold the dog.

Not only will you be scolded, but your old face will also be lost.

The dignified central station is full of talents, and as a result, such a plan was made.

How will Jiang Xiong go out in the future.