"Old Shi, you have become a mount!?"

A handsome blond young man with a sword hanging from his waist walked over from the end of the village. When he saw the Erha dog who had just sent a certain kid home, the corner of his mouth twitched, but he still stepped forward and slapped him. call.

The appearance is a dog, and it is also a house demolition expert Husky's [shit shovel officer]. He was taken aback when he couldn't see the person, then looked at the ID name on the other person's head, and said in surprise, girl, you can change your voice, where? The software you got!?”

【鸡飞蛋打】smiled and said, "No, this is the false sound I learned during this time, how is it, is it okay!?"

【Shit Shovel Officer】I didn't expect such a boring answer, "You have this time and don't do serious things, what are you doing learning this!?"

[Chicken Flying Eggs] shrugged, "What can I do, this game doesn't come with a voice-changing function, so every time I talk to someone, the other person looks at me with a look of horror. By the way, "Are you trying to play a copy!?"

[Shit Shoveling Officer] Brushed the dog's head, then stretched out his paw and scratched his neck, "This game is really awesome, even has lice..."

"For the dungeon, I have exhausted all my physical strength today, and the Erha at home is too noisy. I was woken up by the alarm, so I simply went online until now."

[Chicken Flying Eggs] Squat down, check the situation on the dog, and found that there are indeed lice, and suddenly he was speechless, "Why don't you wait and take a hot bath!?"

[Shit Shovel Officer] sighed, "It's useless, after a while, I'll have it again, really, this body is obviously made of mud, what are those lice planning to suck!?"

In "Dawn", the player's limbs will turn into things like mud or wood after they leave the body. Players have already discovered that, so they don't know what the blood-like things flowing in their bodies are. But what is certain is that those 277 fluids are definitely not blood.

However, these blood-sucking bugs still don't seem to be picky about their food, which makes [Shit Shovel Officer] very helpless, but at the same time, he is also a little curious about what the liquid flowing in his body is. It's a pity that there is no special inspection here, otherwise he really wants to find out. .

"Then you can buy a copy of 'Shape Reconstruction' in the game store, it's only 200 soft sister coins, or are you really addicted to being a dog!?" These players who use weird shapes, her hobby is relatively normal, but someone like [Shit Shovel Officer], I really can't agree with it.

[Shit Shoveling Officer] Hearing the words, the eyes of the dog are in tears, "Sister, you said it easily, my dog ​​will tear down the house every now and then, even if I have a good family, I can't support it, and I don't even have the money to buy cigarettes now , I had to take advantage of my friend's cigarettes, and the money from the private house was just found by the guy at home..."

"Do you think women are too much? I only have 50 pocket money a week, and now I don't have any more. Huh..."

Men are really fragile sometimes.

【Chicken Fly Egg】:

Brother, have you forgotten that this handsome guy in front of you is actually a woman inside!? Is it really okay for you to complain about women in front of me!?

But it's really miserable, the status of this family is definitely not as good as that of a dog.

After being sad for a while, Gouzi wiped his tears and said, "But this can't defeat me, even if I am a mount, I will earn enough private money in the game.

"This..." [Chicken Flying Eggs] Although seeing this old dog cheered up, she was very happy for him, but she really wanted to say that she is currently running a live broadcast, and watching a certain barrage in the live broadcast room, [Chicken Fly Egg] I always felt that the person who sent the barrage was Brother Gou's wife, so I immediately mourned for him.

I am afraid that this private money may not necessarily fall into the hands of Brother Gou in the end.

Now if I tell the other party this tragic fact, will he bite me!? Well, I don’t know if I will get rabies if I am bitten by a dog in the game, but since lice can exist, it’s always right to be careful, Game currency is not easy to get liver, it is better not to waste it on medical treatment.

[Chicken Flying Eggs] After thinking about the gains and losses in my heart, I changed the subject and said, "By the way, I still need to submit a task to the Lord's Mansion, and we will talk about it later, bro."

"Anchor, Anchor, you have caused misfortune to Brother Dog."

"It's too miserable. As a man, I will ask for it for him."

After [Chicken Flying Eggs] went away, there were more bullet screens in the live broadcast room she opened, all of which were silent mourning for Brother Gou.

【鸡飞蛋打】waving his hands, "I don't know what you guys are talking about, I don't understand anything!"

"Shameless, you dare to be such a shameless anchor, are you still a man!?"

"Upstairs, are you new here!? The anchor is a woman, but now she is showing her image in "Dawn". I heard that there are still many male players playing female accounts."

"This game, I'm afraid it can deceive the hearts of many innocent boys, because those guys who meet male wives are silent.

"Silent silence, this shit game has been going on for so long, and I haven't qualified for the second beta yet, I'm afraid there won't be a public beta when my grandson comes out, fuck (a plant)!"

"Same qualification for the game!"

"+1"

"+10086."

[Chicken Flying Eggs] Seeing that the fans are brushing the game qualification again, I am speechless, what is the use of you brushing in my live broadcast room!? I am not the official person of the game.

But when it comes to male players who play female accounts, [Brother Wood], the famous game anchor, seems to be a hot search by many fans because he reshaped the game character.

No way, who made the white-haired and red-eyed little loli he pinched back then attract a bunch of LSPs? As long as [Brother Wood] doesn't speak up, that white-haired loli is still the "wife" of some fans, but【 Big Brother Wood] Changing his image is equivalent to killing the wives of these LSPs.

After handing over the task to Marlena (cadg), the female head of the lord's mansion, [Chicken Flying Egg] is planning to find some tasks in the village to earn some glory points. She also wants to upgrade the magic pattern skills, or change to a better one weapons.

However, before she took a few steps, there was a pop-up system message in front of her, and it was difficult not to see it.

"Hey!? Big update, wait, kick people now, don't..." [Chicken Flying Eggs] After reading the above content, he was stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed, it was still a female scream.

In fact, it wasn't just her, the screams came from inside and outside the village at this time.

As the second world, "Dawn" has already made these players accustomed to living and playing here. Even if there are no boyfriends and girlfriends to deal with, they can put on a helmet and enter the game without sleeping. Just remember to eat and go to the bathroom at a fixed time. OK.

Now they have to go offline forcibly. This time the real world is only at 6 pm. The long time left makes it unacceptable for these players to play other games and feel bored and very uncomfortable.

But even if these people protested in the game, it was useless. After a minute, all offline players were taken out of the game.

Immediately, the official forum of "Dawn" was overwhelmed by these angry players.

"Damn it, I almost killed the boss, I'm the official, you pay me!!!!"

"Ahhh, I don't care, I don't care, if I can't play games, I will die, and now I have the disease that if I can't play "Dawn", I will die. You have to be responsible for the official!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(oooooooooloooooooooooootoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "

Some cloud players are not willing to be lonely at this time, fish in troubled waters are caught among the first test players, and make a fuss.

The employees of Tiandi Company, seeing that they were about to get off work, but the server crashed and there were a lot of complaint calls, they were immediately stunned.

After figuring out what was going on, they felt a little overwhelmed. Fortunately, the boss's phone call was able to get through this time, which made them heave a sigh of relief.

As a result, when I asked, it was really the boss who made it, and I was speechless.

"Boss, please, can you tell me in advance if you want to do something in the future!? Hmm!? Double salary!? No problem, no problem, isn't it just working overtime!? We like to work overtime very much, all night is okay, yes That's right, we will reply to the players in a unified way, boss, you don't need to come over, if there is an announcement, we will release soon "Guaranteed no problem.

Soon an official announcement was placed on the top of the "Dawn" official website, ensuring that everyone who entered could notice it immediately.

Players who were still discussing the matter, as well as passers-by who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, quickly discovered this announcement.

After they read it, they were all very excited.

Finally, I finally waited for the public beta in my lifetime, I thought at least there would be a second test and a third test, "Dawn" is awesome!!!!"

"Compensation, hiss———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————”

"However, it is not correct to say that it is a public beta, because if you want to register to enter the game, you must also fill in the Xia Guo ID card information. The number of players in Xia Guo is actually not many, and the elderly and minors have to be excluded. I can watch them all. It’s up to the condemnation of those minors waiting to come.”

"Well, little brats should go to school well, what kind of games are they playing!? I think they should also have an iris authentication, otherwise, what if minors use their parents' ID cards!?"

"Upstairs, you guys are gone %*R^%^*(0》"

"Upstairs is a minor, please verify."

"By the way, after this major update, the world outside the winter village will be opened. I don't know what it's like outside. I hope the official will not be lazy in modeling.

"Battle for hegemony, fight for hegemony, I want to become the overlord of the mainland! I have inquired a lot about the background of the game world from the maid in the lord's mansion. It should be possible to kill nobles and become the lord.

"Upstairs, the layout is bigger, wouldn't it be nice to be a king!?".

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