Conan: Someone is always trying to murder me

"Ah sneeze!"

Kishida, who had just taken a bite of tempura fried shrimp dipped in sauce at the table, couldn't help but sneeze hard.

Fortunately, because he was very responsive, he turned his head the moment he sneezed, preventing the spittle from hitting Mingmei's delicate face.

"Is the sauce too spicy?"

Akemi, who didn't move her chopsticks much and had been silently watching Kishida and Haibara eating, blinked her blue eyes and said in confusion.

"It's okay. I can tolerate spicy food, so it's obviously not the fault of the hot sauce."

Kishida rubbed his still itchy nose and said with a smile.

"ah?"

Mingmei was stunned, not understanding what he meant.

"It's nothing more than doing all the bad things and being scorned by others."

Haibara took a bite of the fried pork cutlet, swallowed it slowly, and complained in a leisurely tone.

"Hahaha~ It makes sense. At this point in time, everything that should have happened has already happened~~"

Kishida narrowed his eyes slightly and smiled as happily as a fox that had eaten a chicken.

"Um!?"

Mingmei tilted her head, thoughtfully.

I guess it was these two people just now who did something to offend someone while they were cooking!

Then, recalling what she had just heard from her junior, "Every time I like your sister, I hate her more," Mingmei suddenly understood.

"Akai Shuichi?" she asked tentatively.

"Hmm~~Ding!"

Just as Kishida nodded in response, unexpectedly, a text message happened to be sent to his cell phone.

He picked it up and looked at it. He made a "puff" sound and laughed again:

"No, it's really him!"

After that, he deliberately took his mobile phone and showed it to Mingmei, who leaned her head over.

【I,m not a clown, and you,re not Batman! 】(I am not the Joker, and you are not Batman!)

"Joker, Batman? What is this? What did you just do?"

Minmei glanced at it, becoming more and more confused.

"It's just a little joke for him. But the meaning of this sentence... well, he seems to sneer at the fact that I call myself your guardian knight!" Kishida muttered. After a while, he explained with a chuckle.

Of course, it is unknown whether Kishida himself was quoted out of context in front of Akemi.

(#￣～￣#)

Sure enough, Mingmei's eyebrows immediately frowned, and her face showed a bit of displeasure.

"Ahem, don't worry too much about other people's opinions. It's probably just because of the joke I made on him that made him unhappy."

Kishida secretly laughed in triumph, and after giving Akemi a calm look, he thought for a moment and sent a text message to Shuichi Akai: [Why so serious! 】

Since the other party replied so seriously that he is not a clown, then just respond to him with clown quotes.

Kishida happily picked up a piece of asparagus with chopsticks and chewed it very deliciously.

"Ding!"

Unexpectedly but seemingly reasonable, Shuichi Akai immediately replied to another text message.

[Under the moonlight-shrouded night, black cannot hide his figure. So, make no mistake about your hunting target! 】

Kishida read it softly, raised his head in surprise, looked at Mingmei and couldn't help but complain again:

"Has his speaking style always been so average?"

Although he could understand what the other party meant, he was probably saying that he already knew the true identity of his fake Batman, so he advised himself not to make the wrong enemy again and provoke him again and again. but.....

Is it really good for an old man in his thirties to speak so well? Even if all the men die are teenagers, this doesn’t fit with your Akai Shuichi’s character... Well, well, his original words are indeed so tame.

"Second grade two!? What do you mean?"

Mingmei was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Haiyuan. She found that her sister had leisurely finished a bowl of soup, and then she shrugged her shoulders, indicating that she didn't understand the term either.

"Well, 'Second Year 2' means the second grade of junior high school. It probably means the over-confidence of adolescent boys... Don't talk about it yet, I will reply to him a text message first."

Kishida explained briefly, and then went back to editing the text message.

Seeing this, Mingmei could only put aside her curiosity, and carefully removed the bones of the grilled fish on the plate for Kishida and Haibara on the table, making the fish meat dense and delicate, with a soft and tender texture. , the rain and dew were evenly soaked and placed on their small bowls respectively.

Kishida's fingers while editing the newsletter paused, and he glanced at Mingmei from the corner of his eye. As a lazy person, he enjoyed the feeling of being taken care of in every possible way, so he chuckled at her, and then pressed his fingers faster.

[As a bat, I am willing to suck anyone’s blood, even if you are a little dirty; as a hunter, I naturally want prey targets such as wolves and tigers; but I am too lazy as a hunter, so it’s best The result is to chase away wolves and tigers and watch them fight with clams. As long as I sit firmly on the fishing platform, I can see the results I want to see. Why not!

So, don't question the accuracy of the information I gave you, just like I know clearly that you followed Dr. Shinde that day in order to bite a rotten apple. I have also heard of the name of the Thousand-Faced Witch...

PS1: I'm kindly giving you one last message. Gin will most likely take action against Hara Jiaming tomorrow, so you only have tonight to prepare. Come on, boy!

PS2: Don't worry, if you are unfortunate enough to get into trouble, I will kindly take care of your mother and your sister for you. Of course, forget about your brother~~ (°°)

PS3: It's time to eat, don't disturb me! It's up to you whether you do it or not. 】

At the end of the message, Kishida still sent an expression as usual, well, a very reserved smiley face.

As the saying goes, good people will be rewarded. So, after you die, I will take care of your mother and sister!

Kishida is naturally a good guy, so....well, he just wanted to show that he knows a lot of information, even his family, and verify that he is also capable of knowing Gin's relevant information!

As for whether Akai Shuichi will choose not to contact Hara Yoshiaki because he is angry with him after he made his attitude clear... Well, if that guy will act emotionally, Kishida will be even happier.

Anyway, whether this matter succeeds or not, Kishida's goal has been achieved halfway.

Next, it depends on how the situation develops!

Kishida thought silently, and then with a happy smile on his face, his fingers lightly tapped on the phone button.

OK, click, send!

~~~

"Buzz!"

On the way back to Rokukiken Apartment, Akai Shuichi's phone in his hand vibrated.