Conan: Someone is always trying to murder me

"Ling ring ring~~"

The cell phone rang inappropriately again. Kishida glanced at the caller ID and immediately put down his chopsticks.

Officer Megure, you finally remembered your "Brother Kishida"!

After swallowing the grilled fish in his mouth, Kishida muttered something in his mind, and then answered the phone without hesitation.

He didn't see Officer Memu's text message until he went to bed last night, and he almost couldn't sleep... Ahem!

"Where did you go last night, you bastard? You didn't even answer anyone's phone call!"

As soon as the call was connected, Kishida deliberately shouted and complained to Officer Megure in a manly voice with the voice of a male duck.

Officer Megure:? ? ?

I got the wrong number? !

After not sleeping all night last night, Officer Mu Mu subconsciously moved his phone away from his sleepy state and looked at the phone number he dialed on the screen.

That's right, it's brother Kishida's mobile phone number!

Officer Memu blinked his eyes, and then looked at the environment of the office around him from the corner of his eye.

Fortunately, the volume of the mobile phone is relatively low, otherwise my reputation will be lost today.

But, what are you doing, Kishida? This voice doesn’t sound like Miss Qingshui’s!

Moreover, this voice is a bit like a man's, well, or should I say it is a bit like a woman's! ? That's not right, it seems like this voice is a bit familiar! ?

Doubts flashed through Officer Memu's mind, and he felt something was wrong.

"Moxi Moxi, you damn ghost, don't think that just because you don't speak, you can pretend that what happened yesterday never happened..."

At this time, that ugly voice, as if God had stuffed his throat with shit, sounded from the other end of the phone again.

"I'm sorry, miss. I'm Officer Megure. I'm looking for Brother Kishida. Could you please return the phone to him? I have something very important... Huh? No! You are Brother Kishida!? "

Officer Memu felt that something was wrong, so before he finished speaking, an idea suddenly flashed in his mind and he was very surprised.

"Ah, as expected, I still can't master my practice! Ahem!"

Kishida was not surprised that he would be seen through. He had no choice but to improve the female voice change aspect.

"..."

Officer Memu's fat face trembled with fat.

Sure enough, it's this boring guy!

Sighing helplessly, Officer Memu said helplessly:

"Brother Kishida, can you be any more boring?"

"Yes! If you want!" Kishida replied immediately.

"No, I don't want to at all!"

After Officer Memu complained feebly, he remembered that he still had something important to ask, so he continued tiredly:

"Okay, no more fuss with you, business is more important. Let me ask you, brother Kishida, where were you last night?"

"Stay home all the time!"

Kishida replied casually, wondering why Officer Megure was so concerned about his private life, but he immediately understood the meaning of his words.

So, Mr. Nishitama City Councilor, Omu, Omu...hiss! What's it called? ?

Could it be "big wood, big wood, big wood"! ? o_o….

Well, I don’t know if it was Damu, but he must have been killed by Euler!

Kishida thought for a second and decisively gave up thinking.

Although his memory is good, there is no need for him to remember the name of a man who makes him feel sick and disgusted like a dead fat pig. What's more, it has only been a day, but so many things happened yesterday, and he feels like a The same thing that happened over many months.

"Stay at home? That's good! That's good! Oh, by the way, do you have any alibi?"

Officer Megure seemed to be relieved for a moment and said repeatedly.

"Yes! But, Officer Megure, you have to tell me what happened! Why did you ask me if I had an alibi? Was someone else killed? And then someone else pushed it on me and planned to frame me!? "

Kishida could hear the obvious change in Officer Megure's tone from nervousness to relief. While he was a little touched, he was also a little funny, so he spoke in a joking tone knowingly.

Even if I had a quarrel with that Congressman, you wouldn't be so worried that it was me, right?

I have no history of murder!

Kishida complained silently in his heart, but there was no reply from Officer Megure on the other end of the phone. He couldn't help but asked with some doubts:

"Moxi Moxi, Officer Megure, are you still listening?"

"Ahem, still there!"

Officer Memu cleared his throat, responded, paused for a while, and then continued helplessly:

"Brother Kishida, everything you said has really come true!"

"ah!?"

Kishida was really shocked now.ミ●﹏☉ミ

He was mentally prepared for the death, but he was framed again. It was all because of his own exuberance and to make fun of himself! !

Could it be that my bad mouth has been exposed again! ?

"Officer Megure, what happened?"

After coming back to his senses, Kishida asked curiously.

"Ha~ The general situation is that Councilman Oki Iwamatsu, who had an argument with you at the Twin Towers skyscraper in Nishitama City yesterday, was murdered at the hotel on the 65th floor of the Twin Towers building!"

Officer Megure took a breath and explained angrily.

"Well, okay. But even if that's the case, there's no need to doubt me so much, right? Aren't there enough people who have had disputes with me? Or is there something unfriendly to me left at the scene?"

Hearing this, Kishida asked with a pursed mouth.

As long as the location of the deceased has not changed, it proves that his butterfly wings have not been flapped as hard as they can, and the butterfly effect has not changed much.

"Alas, it's more than unfriendly!"

"Huh!?"

"When we rushed over to investigate this morning, we found that the deceased secretly used his own blood to draw a 'one' on his collar before he died. We police unanimously believe that this should be the death signal left by the deceased before his death. Finally, after multiple interrogations and investigations, we initially suspected..."

"It is initially suspected that this 'one' refers to the 'one' in my name, Yuichi. Ha, this childish method of obvious frame-up, which brain-dead murderer with a brain missing a thread came up with it?"

Kishida interrupted Officer Megure directly, pursed his lips, and complained silently.

That island country Mount Fuji painter is too brain-dead! ?

"Ahem, our police force has certainly considered this issue, so I said it was a preliminary suspicion! After all, the incident was so coincidental, and there were not only messages left by the deceased, but also messages left by the murderer at the scene."

Inspector Megure coughed slightly, hiding his slight embarrassment, and then said seriously

"Facts have proved that your preliminary suspicion can be cancelled. I was at home all night, and my girlfriend and Ai can prove it for me."

Kishida replied in a relaxed tone.

"Miss Shimizu was at your house last night? Oh~~"

Inspector Megure was stunned, and then a look of realization appeared on his face, as if he had thought of something, and his tone was very teasing:

"If I remember correctly, Brother Mori and Eri Kisaki should have given birth to Xiaolan during college, right!? That's great! Brother Kishida, at your age, well, if you work hard, maybe you can become a father like Brother Mori next year!"

(^～^;)ゞ

Did Inspector Megure misunderstand something...

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PS1: Thank you very much for the support of the new friends of the last journey of the little monster, and the support of the old friends of Yu Du Huiguo, Thanks (ω) Thank you! There will definitely be another chapter later!

PS2: The plot you want is finally here (probably), I have been laying the groundwork for so long, I don’t know if I can take it back... Ahem!