Conan: Someone is always trying to murder me

"Brother Kishida, why haven't they come yet?"

In the Metropolitan Police Department office, Officer Megure glanced at his watch again, and complained to Mouri Kogoro with a headache.

Since I called just now, Brother Kishida has said that he is on the way. But he has not been seen until now.

"Could it be that there was another car accident? Or there was something wrong with the car, stalled or something?"

Mouri Kogoro stroked his beard and judged based on his rich experience in car destruction.

Come on, you think everyone is your uncle!

Conan complained in his heart. Of course, with his rich experience in being beaten, he was smart enough not to say it directly.

"Oh, let's call him again!"

Officer Memu touched his belly. Although it was still as big as seven or eight months pregnant, it was indeed hungry.

Damn brother Kishida, if I had known earlier, I would have gone to eat first...

Cursing Kishida in his heart, Officer Megure took out his mobile phone number and without any further hesitation, dialed out again.

"Ling ring ring~~"

At the same time, a cell phone ringtone suddenly rang outside the door.

"Knock knock knock!"

Then, along with the rapid ringing of the cell phone, there was another knock at the office door, and then Officer Megure found that his call had been hung up.

"Please come in!"

Upon seeing this, Officer Shiratori, who had been sitting on the chair, shouted softly.

"哐~"

"Hello, did the police officer here order the pizza?"

As the door was quietly opened, a very enthusiastic and cheerful voice sounded from behind the door.

The pizza delivery boy? !

Officer Shiratori was stunned. He thought Kishida had just arrived?

Pizza?

"Gulu! Gulu~"

Officer Memu swallowed, and then his stomach rumbled unsatisfactorily.

But who ordered the pizza?

As soon as this idea came to mind, Officer Megure and Officer Shiratori naturally turned their attention to Officer Chiba.

Because Police Officer Chiba has always liked eating burgers and pizza.

And most importantly, a very strange thing happened in the Metropolitan Police Department during this period, that is, Officer Chiba, who has never been popular with women and was even ridiculed by his female police colleagues for being too fat. After some time ago, After losing weight, he received anonymous handmade chocolates on his desk every day.

In response to this, all the male police officers in the Criminal Investigation Section 1 of the Metropolitan Police Department's Criminal Investigation Section 3, in addition to being envious of Cha Lemon, also made two guesses:

First, because he lost weight, Police Officer Chiba, who had good-looking features, naturally became more handsome. But once a person becomes handsome, some people in the Metropolitan Police Department only like their female colleagues who look good-looking, and they will naturally become more handsome. Tempting to stick up.

Secondly, it cannot be ruled out that there are people with ulterior motives. Because they are dissatisfied with Officer Chiba, they want to use this sinister feeding trick to force him to be slightly fat, so that he can return to the world of fat people.

"not mine!"

Seeing this, Officer Chiba shook his head, feeling a little confused himself.

Could it be that the person who sent the chocolates called me, but why didn't he/she send the handmade chocolates? Is it because today is Valentine's Day, so he/she is afraid of misunderstanding?

In other words, is the purpose of giving him/her chocolates really just to make him/her gain weight? But why would he/she give him/her a weight loss plan?

In the flash of lightning, many thoughts flashed through Officer Chiba's mind.

He knew that the person who gave him handmade chocolates was the same person who secretly gave him a weight loss plan. But he didn't know whether the person was a boy or a girl, even if the person's handwriting looked very delicate and familiar, as if it was written by a girl.

After all, this person is obviously his colleague, so it is normal for the handwriting to be disguised.

"It's not you, is it...no, Brother Kishida!?"

Officer Megure's eyes widened, and then he remembered what Kishida had done when he was bored in the morning. In addition, several people looked at each other for several seconds, but the office door was not fully opened, and after he hung up the phone. , there was no cell phone ringing outside the door. Officer Memu finally reacted and continued to yell at the door:

"Get in here!!"

"Hahahaha~~"

Sure enough, in less than a second, Officer Memu heard a familiar, mean laugh.

Then, Kishida, who couldn't stop laughing, walked in first, followed by Akemi, who was still a little sleepy and felt a little embarrassed, so she covered most of her delicate face, and Xiaolan and Sonoko, whose faces were covered with black lines.

"Gechigechi~ Brother Kishida, can you be any more boring!!" ()

Bursts of harsh grinding sounds came from Officer Memu's mouth. He was gritting his teeth, with a "" on his forehead, his eyes widened, and his tone was faint, speaking every word.

Still possible! But I don’t want to be overwhelmed by your tonnage in the Metropolitan Police Department...

Kishida complained in his heart, but smiled on the outside and said:

"Just a little joke to brighten the mood! You see, in order to bring you the delicious cakes from my store for you to try, we stayed in the store for a while longer and waited for the pastry chef to come over. Woolen cloth!"

Before he finished speaking, Kishida picked up the big bag in his hand and waved it in front of them.

Xiaolan \u0026 Sonoko:? ? ?

Sonoko: We arrived at the Metropolitan Police Department so late, wasn’t it because I delayed us?

Xiaolan: Didn’t you just take the small cake out of the refrigerator?

Sonoko and Xiaolan looked at each other, and they both saw each other’s doubts in their beautiful eyes.

If they hadn’t experienced it themselves, they might have really believed Kishida’s nonsense!

As for Mingmei, she was very calm, with a faint smile on her face. She gently nodded her chin, agreeing with Kishida’s words, and then stood quietly beside Kishida.

She didn’t know how thick her man’s face was! I'm used to it, I'm used to it. Anyway, I just need to cooperate with my husband~

"Gulu! Hey, come on! Why are you so polite!"

When he saw the food, Officer Megure, who was furious just now, rolled his throat subconsciously, and then the fire in his forehead dropped by two and a half feet. While saying "polite words", his hand honestly reached out to Kishida's bag.

"I have to show my respect to you... huh? What's wrong?"

Kishida was about to hand the bag to Officer Megure, but found that Officer Megure's hand was stagnant.

"Ahem, how much is this bag of cake?"

Officer Megure glanced at the bag and looked at Kishida suspiciously.

"Not much, count on you... bah! This is for you to eat for free."

Kishida subconsciously replied, but before he finished speaking, he reacted again, rolled his eyes, spit at Officer Megure, and said unhappily.

"Hiss~ Would you be so kind? Or have you done something bad again? Are you trying to bribe me?"

Hearing this, Inspector Megure was surprised and looked at Kishida with more suspicion.

Kishida: ? ? ?

"I..."

"I know, this little cake must be expired food!"

The fat Yuan Tai, who had been sitting quietly on the chair, suddenly had his eyes brightened and guessed loudly.

"No, it's possible that Brother Kishida is doing some experiment again and plans to use Inspector Megure as a little mouse!"

Mitsuhiko shook his head repeatedly and subconsciously refuted.

"............"