Confession Is Like Licking A Dog, Empress, Did You Travel Through Time To Kill Me?

"Eat slowly, no one will compete with you, finish eating..."

Lin Li originally wanted to say there was still more left after eating, but after touching his wallet, he swallowed his words again.

"After you finish eating, you can still eat it later."

"real?"

Qiu Shui was using chopsticks to engage in a life-and-death struggle with crabs. When he heard Lin Li's words, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Of course it's true. It's not a precious thing." Lin Li smiled.

"Not precious..."

Qiu Shui put down his chopsticks, raised his head, and looked around. People were eating seafood.

There are men, women, old and young, and the clothes are not fancy, they are just ordinary people.

But ordinary people,

But she can eat such a delicious seafood dinner, which she has never eaten in her previous life. According to Lin Li, she still eats it often.

Qiu Shui's mood was a little complicated.

Although the value of force in this world is extremely low,

But in terms of people's livelihood and enjoyment, there are too many that go beyond the world of immortality.

Inexplicably, she thought of Lin Li, the way he had just traveled to the black pot.

As a time traveler, although Lin Li didn't know anything at the time, he still wanted to pretend to be a big boss and deceive him in order to survive... The protagonists in the novel all do this.

However, Lin Li's acting skills were so fake that she easily saw through them.

After being discovered, Lin Li was immediately stunned. He thought he was dead, so he simply died.

Qiu Shui was still puzzled at that time.

Where did Lin Li come from, and why is he so soft-hearted?

Now she understands that it seems that only this kind of world can produce people like Lin Li at that time.

"Kuroko."

Qiu Shui's red lips parted slightly, "I want to know your story before you traveled through time."

"Before traveling..."

Lin Li couldn't help but blush when he thought about spending half his life working for Jiang Xueer, and said with some embarrassment,

"Why do you ask this kind of question? It's all over, it doesn't matter if you don't mention it or not."

I have been used as a licking dog for others,

Can this be said? ?

Although he has developed a very thick skin in the past three hundred years, he still has a good reputation in front of Qiu Shui.

But Qiu Shui's answer made Lin Li's face darken.

"I want to know why you were as weak as a chicken when you traveled through time."

Lin Li: "..."

"Did your legs get weak when I found out? It seemed like..."

"Stop talking, I'm talking!"

Lin Li quickly stopped Qiu Shui from exposing his dark history. He coughed twice and said with awe-inspiring righteousness:

"There's nothing we can't say about our relationship."

"you say."

"It's easy to say." Lin Li organized his speech, "There is a place in this world that is similar to a private school, called a school. It's just different from yours. The school here is one that everyone must attend."

"Ever since I was born, I have been going to school, doing homework, and taking exams all the time... It's almost like a prisoner, with no freedom."

The words fell,

Qiu Shui pondered for a moment: "Then...you are so weak, but I can understand it."

"Ah, yes, yes."

"Nothing else? Do you have any friends or confidants?"

Lin Li smiled bitterly: "I don't have any confidants, but I have a few friends, but not many."

"Why?" Qiu Shui asked doubtfully.

"Because I was ignorant before. I liked a girl and I focused all my attention on her. I no longer have the energy to make friends." Lin Li shook his head and sighed,

"Damn it, there's no benefit to licking a dog!"

"What does licking a dog mean?"

"You are a person who has no dignity and pleases others. Even if you don't get anything in return, the other person will look down on you and hurt you unscrupulously."

Lin Li explained,

This is not considered a broken jar.

Being able to smile and tell the truth that I didn't dare to face before is also an improvement.

He really doesn't take these things into his heart.

That is to say, I don’t care,

If he said it, he would only be laughed at by Qiu Shui, which would have no impact.

"That is to say, you are unconditionally good to a girl, but instead of thanking you, that girl looks down on you and hurts you?" Qiu Shui asked again.

"That's right."

Lin Li shook his head, "If you want to laugh, just laugh. I also know that I was quite stupid before."

"Why should I laugh at you?"

"Um?"

Hearing Qiu Shui's answer, Lin Li was stunned for a moment. He looked up and saw Qiu Shui asking seriously with a confused look on his face:

"Isn't it the woman's fault in this matter?"

"Even if you are hurt, you still treat others sincerely... This is simply impossible in the world of immortality. On the surface, we are brothers, but everyone is eager to stab each other behind the back."

"Having such a friend is a blessing. If you don't cherish it, you will destroy it on purpose..."

Qiu Shui is a little hard to understand:

"Why are you laughing at this kind of thing?"

After a while,

Lin Li was a little confused.

After thinking about it, he was sure that Qiu Shui was serious. After all, what this Immortal Emperor has always been most proud of is not her strength, but that she has a partner like him who depends on her for life and death...

Well, not a partner, but a weapon spirit.

Although Qiu Shui didn't say it, Lin Li could understand how much she valued this friendship.

Otherwise, I wouldn’t have spent hundreds of years in vain and died of old age with myself.

"Because in my world, such people are not so rare as lickers. Because they are numerous, they are not so precious. They become consumables and are exploited... Isn't it stupid to be exploited voluntarily?" Lin Li thought for a while and said.

Qiu Shui looked serious: "This is the world's problem, what does it have to do with you? What our generation of immortal cultivators pay attention to is an innocent heart. Heizi, you are confused."

"Ah, yes, yes."

Lin Li had a headache and was too lazy to argue with these nonsense, "Okay, I'll just continue to be a dog licker."

"This is not possible."

"ah?"

Before Lin Li could recover, he saw Qiu Shui suddenly draw his sword...the wooden stick came out, and he stood up suddenly.

The kid next to me, Timi, was so frightened that his phone fell directly into the seafood noodles.

Brother, what are you doing?

What tree did this stick that looked like a sword come from? !

With such a big stick, wouldn’t it feel uncomfortable if you put your clothes on and the back of your butt is hidden, and it’s so well hidden! ! !

Lin Li roared in his heart and had ten thousand reasons why.

He was holding the bowl and was also confused.

Qiu Shui's eyes flashed with cold light, and his voice was slightly cold: "If you continue to be someone else's licking dog... I will fight you with a sword!"

Lin Li: "???"

What was he just about to say?

Then he saw Qiu Shui's sword turned, pointed at a fat boy in the corner who was trying to sneak away, and said angrily:

"And you! Stop leaving. I saw you were sneaky and wanted to attack you just now. Now that things have happened, you want to leave so easily? My sword cannot spare you!"

Lin Li looked along the 'sword edge' and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

"Li Fugui?"

"Brother Li..."

Li Fugui, who was pointed at by the sword, stayed where he was, almost crying, "What is going on? I just saw you on the roadside and wanted to come over and give you a surprise. The crime will not lead to death."