Confession Is Like Licking A Dog, Empress, Did You Travel Through Time To Kill Me?

"Look what I'm doing, picking up food!"

Lin Li glanced at Li Fugui sitting at the table.

Li Fugui shivered and did not dare to say a word.

"Um?"

Qiu Shui glanced at Li Fugui.

"I'll pick up the food, I'll pick up the food!"

Li Fugui suddenly trembled, picked up the chopsticks and started to eat the rice in his mouth.

After the explanation just now,

The misunderstanding was finally resolved.

Using proof of mental illness, he managed to stabilize the restaurant owner who came to ask what was going on. The three of them sat down at the table and continued eating.

It’s just a pain for Li Fugui,

This guy was so frightened by Qiu Shui's look just now that his legs went weak and he panicked.

Seeing that Qiu Shui no longer focused on herself.

Li Fugui breathed a sigh of relief. He was confused and did not dare to ask Lin Li face to face, so he had to pick up his phone tremblingly and send Lin Li a message.

[Li Fugui: Brother Li, who is this woman? She’s from Sichuan and Chongqing? Why are you so fierce! I was so scared that I almost peed when she stared at me, it was so outrageous! 】

[Li Fugui: By the way, the mental illness certificate you just showed your boss is not true, is it? 】

[Lin Li: Of course it's not true... She and I were playing language cos just now. She was a little too involved in the drama. 】

[Li Fugui: What is your relationship with her? 】

[Lin Li: Friend. 】

[Li Fugui: Got it... The boss is awesome! 666! 】

Put down your phone,

Seeing the way Li Fugui winked, Lin Li knew that this kid's brain was definitely thinking of nothing good.

"6 your size!"

Lin Li said angrily.

His mind was not here at the moment;

I don’t know what Qiu Shui meant when he pointed a sword at him just now and refused to let him be a licker...

But now Li Fugui is here,

It’s really hard to ask.

He was in a bad mood, and Li Fugui kept winking at him and praising him on QQ for being awesome...

Lin Li didn't hold back, and his brain suddenly hit Li Fugui's forehead.

"Ouch!! Brother Li, what are you doing..."

Li Fugui held his head and cried out in pain.

Lin Li ignored him and changed the subject: "You kid, why are you coming to the commercial street alone when you don't stay at home at night?"

"Me? I just came out for some air."

Hearing this, Li Fugui immediately stopped making trouble and hesitated.

"You dressed so formally and told me you were coming out to get some fresh air. Are you kidding me?"

Lin Li glanced at Li Fugui,

This guy took out all the clothes and accessories from the bottom of the box, including knock-off AJs and brand-name watches. His hair was combed and shaved, and he felt like he could slide on it.

How could it be breathable?

"Okay, I came out to see if I could hit a peach blossom." Li Fugui continued to hesitate.

"I still remember you, a year ago, when a beautiful woman came to you to ask for directions, and you stuttered on the spot... You'd better not come out to make trouble, stop talking nonsense, what are you doing here?" Lin Li said directly.

The words fell,

Li Fugui's face turned red: "Who are you looking down on, Brother Li? Although I am frustrated, I am also courageous. That time a year ago was an accident!"

"If you tell the truth, I will help you with advice."

"real or fake?"

"You really didn't tell me the truth!" Lin Li laughed angrily.

Li Fugui, who realized what he had said, was stunned for two seconds and wanted to run away. However, he was grabbed by the collar and suddenly became deflated like a ball, and he succumbed on the spot:

"Okay, okay, Brother Li, I'll tell you, but you have to promise to help me come up with ideas."

"Little things."

"Well, isn't it Lu Chichi's birthday today? She sent me a message and asked me if I would go to the birthday party she held at the KTV..."

"You agreed?"

Lin Li put his hand on his forehead.

"accepted...."

Li Fugui hesitated, not daring to meet Lin Li's eyes, and most of his face turned red.

Lin Li stood up: "Qiu Shui, let's go."

"Brother Li!" Li Fugui was anxious, "Didn't you say you gave me some advice?"

"There is no cure for licking a dog!"

"Brother Li, please don't. I can only rely on you now." Li Fugui was completely anxious. "I'm not a licker. I just feel that she has invited me, so I have to give her face."

"Are you still being stubborn?" Lin Li raised an eyebrow.

Li Fugui struggled for two seconds and muttered: "Okay...I admit that I am a dog licker, but isn't it too ugly to say that I am a dog licker?"

"That's pretty much it."

Lin Li sat back again.

It's not that he doesn't want to help Li Fugui,

It's just that it's really hard to get involved in emotional issues. Help your friends deal with their feelings. If you don't handle it well, your friends may turn into enemies.

Even if he wanted to help, he had to let Li Fugui express his true thoughts.

"Tell me, what do you think about Lu Chichi now? Do you still want to be with her?"

"To be honest, I still think about it."

Li Fugui said decadently, "After all, she is a goddess that I have liked for a long time. Even though I know that being a dog licker will have no good results, I still can't help but... But I know that it is impossible for me to follow Lu Chichi. Now , I just want to make up for my previous regrets.”

"Pity?"

"Yes, when I was rejected by Lu Chi, it was too bad... I want to show my holiness in front of her, so as to vent my bad anger!"

"Just pretend to be cool, no matter how much you show yourself to others."

"almost."

There was a glimmer of hope in Li Fugui's eyes, "Brother Li, can you give me a good idea?"

"You and I have no money now, we are both useless, and we can't show off." Lin Li said frankly.

Li Fugui: "..."

As for saying so absolutely!

Looking at Li Fugui who was slumped on the chair as if he was about to die, Lin Li spoke to comfort him.

"It's okay. As long as you don't care, you won't be sad."

Li Fugui smiled bitterly: "Brother Li, do you think anyone can be as decisive as you... I can't do it."

"This is not a problem, I can help you solve it." Lin Li said.

"How to deal with it?"

"Just follow me. We'll see you more in the future, so naturally this little thing won't be a big deal."

"Brother Li, I admire you, but you better stop bragging..."

Li Fugui let out a long sigh, "I understand. I'm not willing to go to this KTV. I'm really not willing to go. Even if it's embarrassing, I have to go! But Brother Li, I have a request."

The words fell,

Li Fugui lay down on the ground, hugged his thighs and shouted: "Brother Li, come with me to lie down at the KTV. If you don't go, I won't get up!"