Correct Opening Method of a Radio Anchor

Zhang Xin is silent!

The audience burst into laughter!

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard!"

"The anchor is big, are you comforting others?"

"I'm drinking juice, Quanteme sprayed on the bed!"

"Sure enough, I can feel refreshed by putting my happiness above her pain."

"Ms. Zhang Xin's heart must be hurt a lot now, hahaha!"

"Don't speak, is it autistic..."

Ye Feng was also a little embarrassed. After all, he was here to seek comfort. It was indeed inappropriate to pierce his own knife. He hurriedly regained it and said, "Did you feel unhappy because you didn't meet someone you like?"

Zhang Xin was shocked and said: "You...how do you know?"

Ye Feng said warmly: "How old are you this year?"

Zhang Xin replied: "It's twenty-eight this year!"

Ye Feng said warmly: "So, what kind of boyfriend do you want to find?"

Zhang Xin suddenly became very excited: "I want to find Gao Fushuai!"

"Height: 1.8!"

"Annual salary: 500,000!"

"Car: 300,000 start!"

"House: 150 square meters must be paid in full!"

"Be responsible and considerate with a sense of humor!"

Ye Feng asked again: "So, what are your conditions?"

Zhang Xin was a bit twitchy, but still replied:

"I am 1.6 meters tall, and I am the most adorable height difference with 1.8 meters!"

"I have an annual salary of 35,000, which can basically cover my current expenses. I don't have a house."

"My personality is still pretty good..."

Zhang Xin was still talking about it.

After Zhang Xin finished speaking, Ye Feng said quietly: "You are only twenty-eight years old. It's normal not to meet the person you like. In the rest of your life, you will find that you probably won't meet it in this life!"

"puff!"

"What am I? I just changed a quilt and I laughed so badly again!"

"Hahaha, I still think that the anchor modifier will comfort people."

"It's still a familiar recipe and a familiar taste. It really is my favorite poisonous chicken soup."

"This girl is too demanding. I am also a girl with much better conditions than her, and I dare not ask her so much."

"Haha, this is called looking ugly, thinking beautiful..."

...

Zhang Xin said with shame, "Anchor, are you comforting me?"

Ye Feng vowed: "Based on your conditions and requirements, I probably won't be able to find it in this life."

"So I tell you the truth and calm your mind. After all, the sun rises every day, and you have to face new blows."

Zhang Xin said angrily: "Who said it's impossible?"

"Although one of my best friends is a little taller than me, a little more beautiful than me, and a little better than my character."

"She found a boyfriend with a height of 1.8 meters, an annual salary of over one million, and a good personality. Why can't I find it?"

Ye Feng said earnestly: "Everything has two sides!"

"There are gains and losses in life. Although your girlfriends have gained inexhaustible glory and wealth, they have also lost a lot!"

Zhang Xin excitedly said: "What is missing?"

Ye Feng said indifferently: "Your girlfriend has gained endless glory and wealth, but has lost her troubles!" Huaheng Academy

Zhang Xin: "???"

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"Xiuer!"

"Is that you?"

"Master anchor, you are too nasty!"

"If I were this sister Zhang Xin, I would scratch your face."

"Hahaha, it's a good one who has gained glory and wealth, but has lost his troubles!"

"Is there a math teacher here? Please ask Zhang Xin's psychological shadow, hahaha..."

Zhang Xin almost cried, and said angrily: "The anchor is big, how do you comfort your fans?"

Ye Feng: "Then you say, how can I comfort you?"

Zhang Xin: "I want you to tell me, I can't find the truth about my boyfriend."

Ye Feng sighed, "It's good for you to be a fan of the authorities. If you know the truth, I'm afraid your little heart can't bear it!"

Zhang Xin vowed: "It's okay, I can bear it!"

Ye Feng: "How good is your appearance?"

Zhang Xin: "Eight points!"

Ye Feng: "Turn off the beauty!"

Zhang Xin: "Seven points!"

Ye Feng: "Turn off the filter!"

Zhang Xin: "Six points!"

Ye Feng: "Turn off face-lifting!"

Zhang Xin: "Five points!"

Ye Feng: "Don't make up!"

Zhang Xin: "Three points!"

Ye Feng: "Isn't that enough?"

Zhang Xin: "How come you got it?"

Ye Feng sighed and said, "I have also convinced some of you girls. There is a limit to cheating, right?"

"I can also understand the makeup of the face value, after all, cosmetics cost money, you still paint."

"But you count beauty, filters, and face-lifting into your appearance, so what's the matter?"

"for example!"

"Three points of beauty = monthly salary of three thousand boyfriends!"

"Four points of beauty = monthly salary of five thousand boyfriends!"

"Six points for beauty = a boyfriend with a monthly salary of 7,000!"

"Eight points for beauty = 10,000 boyfriend a month!"

"Nine points in beauty = boyfriend with a monthly salary of 100,000!"

"Girls were originally your parents’ little padded jackets. You used makeup and beauty to turn yourself into your parents’ woolen sweaters, so that your parents can’t recognize them and insist that the person in the photo is yourself. , I also served your courage!"

"It's a good idea to find a boyfriend with a three-point look like you, with a monthly salary of 3,000. Is it a special requirement for an annual salary of 500,000?"

"What's so special is that a pheasant photographed himself as a phoenix with his beautiful face, so he dare to say that he is a phoenix. If you want to find a real dragon!"

"A person with an annual salary of 500,000 looking for someone like you is getting water in his head or being kicked by a donkey?"

"After all, the ugly daughter-in-law also needs to see her in-laws, and she has to take a bath together. After the bath, your three-pointed appearance will scare your prostate into atrophy, right?"

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