Correct Opening Method of a Radio Anchor

As soon as this is said!

The message area seems crazy.

"The anchor is big, you dare to say it!"

"The grumpy anchor, stun people online!"

"Come on, everyone, here is a wild anchor of conscience."

"This anchor is really conscientious, dare to tell the truth, and the metaphor is very appropriate!"

"Yes, what kind of face value corresponds to what kind of income, now many girls have a beautiful face, and they don't know who they are anymore."

"If this is the case, can our men's income be multiplied by ten [honest], haha!"

"I have a fan, such a conscientious anchor must be a fan!"

"Hey, I really don't know where these women have the courage to make such high demands?"

The message area is enthusiastic.

Zhang Xin cried a few times, not to be outdone: "Can you blame me for this?"

Ye Feng: "Blame me?"

Zhang Xin: "If there are boys chasing me, I might still be willing to lower the conditions."

Ye Feng: "Is it not now, or not before?"

Zhang Xin: "There are still there when I just came out of society, but there are no more now, and one is not as good as one!"

Ye Feng: "In other words, there used to be boys chasing you, right?"

Zhang Xin: "Those boys chased after them, and they disappeared."

Ye Feng said indifferently: "If you don't agree, don't let people go missing?"

Zhang Xin pouted and quibbled: "If they don't continue chasing, how do they know that I won't agree?"

Ye Feng asked, "Zhedi, you have a progress bar installed on your head to let the boys know how many percent of them can catch up?"

Zhang Xin said angrily: "Anyway, they are not sincere!"

Ye Feng said lightly: "Here, I want to popularize a scumbag mentality to everyone!"

"For example, someone sells a box of apples!"

"I asked if 50 would be sold?"

"The boss thinks it's worth 50? Maybe it can go up if it doesn't sell."

"A few days later, I asked if 100 would be sold?"

"The boss's heart is set, it has risen to 100, maybe it can go up!"

"After another half month, I asked if 200 would be sold?"

"The boss is as stable as an old dog, thinking that the price can still go up, he still doesn't sell..."

"After half a year, this box of apples is about to rot. I have also bought new apples. The boss will be anxious and ask me if I can buy them?"

"I can dammit him!"

"translate!"

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"A boy chased a girl and paid 50% of his energy."

"The girl neither agrees nor refuses, just riding a donkey and looking for a horse to consume you."

"The boy felt that he might not be sincere enough, so he put in 100 more energy."

"The girl still didn't agree, and at the same time she was delighted, enjoying the feeling of being chased, and she felt pretty cool."

"Boys still feel that they are not honest enough, so they spend 200% of their energy!"

"Girls will be happier now, thinking that she is simply a queen, and she feels worth 10,000!"

"Are the boys stupid?"

"Men are the most sensible, so stupid!"

"The boys who don't get a reply will evolve and become smarter."

"The evolved boys are the missing persons that Zhang Xin said. They spend their time and energy on improving themselves and making themselves very good."

"However...a scum girl like Zhang Xin riding a donkey and looking for a horse, has been immersed in the fantasy of beauty photos."

"Boys improve themselves to become better and better!"

"Zhang Xin, a scumbag girl who is getting older and getting more wrinkles on her face, finally panicked, thinking that boys wouldn't chase her!"

"However, a boy who has evolved into a good one has more choices and can marry a young and beautiful one."

"so!"

"For people like Zhang Xin, life has not only the immediate ambivalence, but also the wedding invitation from the ex!"

Speaking of which!

Ye Feng spoke to the phone meaningfully: "Are you right, Zhang Xin!"

On the other side of the phone, Zhang Xin didn't make a sound for a long time, and then the phone came: "Beep toot..."!

at the same time!

The message area is boiling!

"Mom asked me why I was crying, and I said that the anchor spoke very well!"

"Although there was no poisonous chicken soup this time, it was the one that touched me the most. Thinking of my dog ​​licking experience back then, I really can't bear to look back, I can't bear to look back..."

"As an evolutionary boy with a big mouth from the anchor, I have to give the anchor 108 likes. I worked hard when I got rid of the dog-licking status. Now I get along well with my girlfriend who is eight years younger than me, and there are interesting things happening... …"

"Expressing curiosity, what interesting happened?"

"Haha, I also want to know, what interesting thing happened?"

"Since everyone wants to know, let me just say it!"

"I have a successful career now. Some time ago, I had a class gathering. The former goddess favored me very much, and carefully tentatively asked about my income."

"When I talked about my income, the goddess of the year had an exaggerated expression and used some old routines that could no longer be old. I just looked at her with inferior lipstick and weathered cheeks. I was no longer interested in her. NS."

"She asked me if I could go back to the past."

"I changed hands and showed her a picture of her eight-year-old girlfriend, but her face was full of embarrassment and helplessness."

"Her embarrassment and panic have not yet been resolved, and I sent another wedding invitation to my current girlfriend. Tears were already in her eyes. Apart from embarrassment, her face was more of inferiority and cowardice."

The audience was feeling emotional, but Ye Feng was checking his emotional value and wanted to change his treasure chest for fun!

ps: Do you like this kind of feminist plot?

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