Counterattack Into a Male God

When Ji Yanzhi returned to the room, he fell asleep almost as soon as he touched the bed.

When I woke up the next day, it was already three poles in the sun, and Alfred Peniworth asked Ji Yanzhi if he wanted to go out for a stroll. Ji Yanzhi rejected this meaningless proposal, found a beautiful location in the garden, took out his laptop modified by himself, and started surfing the Internet.

Evine's online friend suddenly met him online.

[Hey, death (death) brother, you said that if I work hard to make money and buy an uninhabited island, can I live a good life isolated from the world with plants? 】

Ji Yanzhi raised his eyebrows, and then knocked out the following words particularly calmly.

[Life is full of countless possibilities. Even a **** cannot predict what will happen in the next moment. evine (vine) my friend, if you really plan to buy an uninhabited island and live alone, my suggestion is to strengthen various defenses to avoid encountering... such as the accident of a meteorite falling from the sky. 】

[…Death (death), are you prophesying or cursing]

【What do you think? Anyway, my advice is to be careful. After all, there are even Superman and Batman in this world. Who knows what natural and man-made disasters will happen when your dream is achieved. 】

【...】

evine (vine) sent a series of ellipsis, and then typed: [Where are you now? Gotham City? 】

Ji Yanzhi remembered that before he set off, when he was playing games and chatting with netizens, the network name evine (vine), or the Poison Ivy of his school sister, once asked him how he spent his vacation and whether he should follow the professor with her. Conduct a specific plant research.

At that time, Ji Yanzhi replied that he would go back to his father's house, which led to the question of who the father and mother of Damian's younger brother, whom the professor looked at when he enrolled, were the parents, and Damian's surname is Wayne, and whether he was with Bruce, the richest man in Gotham City. Wayne has relatives.

"A group of mentally retarded."

That's what Ji Yanzhi said at the time, and now that he looks at "caring for the mentally retarded", Ji Yanzhi also wants to give it to evine (vine).

Ji Yanzhi quickly tapped the fingers of both hands—

[I said I'm going back to my father's house during the holidays, I won't come to Gotham City to find you. By the way, the elder sister is still wandering near the Himalayas. 】

evine (vine): [...I am in Nepal. 】

Ji Yanzhi: [It's the same, it's all near the Himalayas anyway. 】

evine (vine): [death (death) brother, do you only have games in your life? I am participating in plant research in Nepal instead of wandering? 】

Life is only games? Ji Yanzhi complained in his heart: There are only plants in your life. You are a poison ivy girl who considers plants more important than human life.

Ji Yanzhi’s reply: [It’s not just a game. Didn’t I devise a goal to study how to grow and improve piranhas? Your dream is to own an uninhabited island and plant your beloved plants. My dream is to plant a wall of piranha on the wall of Wayne Manor. 】

After thinking about it, Ji Yanzhi secretly rubbed it down—

[Evine (vine) senpai, don’t you think Piranha is the most beautiful flower in the world, beautiful and brutal, it’s hard for no one to like it. 】

evine (vine): [...death (death) brother, I don't want you to say, your vision... is as unique as mine. 】

Ji Yanzhi: [Thank you for the compliment. 】

Ji Yanzhi immediately left the chat room and continued to surf the Internet.

Unlike the Marvel world that I have brought before, the DC world is very technologically advanced, but it is far from the Iron Man Tony Stark, who can easily make an iron suit. Of course, Batman Bruce Wayne’s Bat Chariot and Bat Cave are pretty good. It can be called black technology.

However, it is clear that the real high (black) technology will only belong to a few people. For example, the hacker technology he has mastered has not been handed over to the government of M country. Regardless of race, just because Ji Yanzhi in this life dreams of being a salted fish, no, he should be a botanist who studies plants leisurely.

"No kidding, I really plan to transform Wayne Manor, planting a circle of offensive and defensive piranhas." Closing the notebook, Ji Yanzhi muttered to himself in depth: " Doing what you say is a good quality, or you can start now."

Ji Yanzhi really meant to do what he said. He went out and bought some flytraps. I don't know what genetic modification was done. Just a few days after Ji Yanzhi planted the Venus flytrap, those small Venus flytraps that lived on flies and insects became as tall as the walls of Wayne Manor. It will not actively attack creatures, but once a person or animal approaches it, it instantly becomes an attacker, attacking every person or animal that approaches them.

"Damn it, what is this?"

Baine and Assassin E, who sneaked into Wayne Manor and wanted to carry out a sneak attack, just touched the vicinity of the wall, and they were ‘encircled’ by the Venus flytrap.

It’s not that the two super criminals just swear at their mothers, but the piranha created by Ji Yanzhi is a hybrid of the rhubarb flower that emits corpse scented konjac and the Venus flytrap gene. It secretes a kind of hair that can make people and animal bones. Soft liquid without strength.

The vicious Baine and the killer crocodile only have the strength to speak because of this secretion.

And once someone or an animal is recruited, the piranhas will "shake their heads and shake their heads" to the owner, Ji Yanzhi, who planted them, and convey the message of "there is an intruder". So compared to other people in Wayne Manor, such as the old butler Alfred Pennworth and Bruce Wayne's adopted son Dick Grayson, they saw the miserable behavior of Baine and the killer E earlier.

"Bain, a guy who was born in prison." Ji Yanzhi puts his hands around his chest, with great momentum but a little laziness: "Into the Arkham Asylum, Batman's archenemy, the clown, the scarecrow, the mad hatter, the firefly They were all released. But after Batman spent nearly three months defeating them and putting them in the Arkham Asylum, he suddenly appeared near Wayne Manor and wanted to do? He also brought... the skin of a crocodile, You are a killer crocodile. Why, I want to taste the feeling of being locked up in the Arkham Asylum."

"Damian Wayne, you are the bat cub that the clown TheJoker said. Sure enough, you are a bat cub who can play tricks. Quickly let us go, and then your bat dad cleans his neck and waits for labor protection."

"I've lived for more than ten years, and this is the first time I have seen a stupid guy so beautiful and refined. Bain, you have to remember that you were caught by me. The main reason is not that I am strong, but Was dragged by the pig teammate."

The pig teammate killer Crocodile was angry. "Bat bastard, do you know what you are talking about?"

"I don't want to talk to you anymore. I'm afraid that I will lower my IQ if I continue to talk to you." Ji Yanzhi laughed and teased: "After all, the brain is a good thing. It's destined."

Bain: "..."

He found a bat cub that was even worse than Bruce Wayne, the Batman.

I really want to mute him, and I want to strangle him...

When he got rid of the giant piranha that trapped him, disgusting Bara, he must give this bat cub a look.

Bain thought too well, but the big sun began to daydream, thinking too beautifully.

I have already caught it, according to Ji Yanzhi's carefulness in doing things, is it possible for Baine to escape and wait for an opportunity to make trouble? You must cut the grass without leaving the roots in order to completely eliminate future troubles.

So I laughed at Bain, who thought so beautifully, and the killer crocodile who had no brains and was purely a thug. When Bruce Wayne decided to send two people to the Arkham Asylum, he quietly gave them a little bit. The good things that the children added, they kept them quietly dying in their sleep, but there was no reason to find out.

But everyone is smart, and Bruce Wayne is the top of the list. Baine and the killer crocodile were imprisoned in the Arkham Asylum and died quietly in their sleep within a few days. The first time he got the news, Bruce Wayne. En looked at Ji Yanzhi with suspicion.

Ji Yanzhi did not deny or admit it. He just asked with a faint expression: "Do you have evidence? Everything in the world needs evidence. If you don't just speak the vernacular, you can hold me a pot of deliberate murder."

Bruce Wayne: "..."

"Damian, don't try to play with the law. Usually people who play with the law with their cleverness will lose miserably in the end."

"If you encounter the death knell of the murderer of my grandpa, what will you do?"

Ji Yanzhi raised his eyebrows, and his momentum was not inferior to Bruce Wayne's words: "He defeated all the hard work, and then sent to the Arkham Asylum, and waited for him to recharge his energy before returning to hurt his loved ones? You know me. How long has it been since I heard from the Assassin Alliance?"

"Yes, I have lost the memory of the past, and even have no impression of Thalia. I only know from your mouth that she is my mother."

"The death knell is so easy to deal with? Even the grandfather who claims to have the immortal body has failed, let alone Thalia, who is not the best heir?"

"It’s not just letting go. I’ll try to create a chance to reunite with Dalia again. At that time, no, it should be said that I have never had the meaning of the term “father”. Looking forward to it. Even if a person lives alone is not good in the world?"

The words of Ji Yan directly made Bruce Wayne unable to refute. Perhaps he had expected it a long time ago, but it was at this moment that they clearly realized that their father and son would eventually become strangers. Ji Yanzhi’s values ​​are something that Bruce Wayne cannot agree with, and Bruce Wayne’s values ​​can’t be said to be wrong, but at least they are tall, and they cannot be done by Qi Yanzhi, which is a must.

Ji Yanzhi simply did not fight for the country M and dedicated his life to the country M.

But Ji Yanzhi understands that ideals cannot be disapproved by you, and you can force others to follow along and disagree. Don’t you see when he was in Marvel, isn’t his grandfather Steve, who is also Captain America, also a standard hero in the main theme of Country M?

But he never forced Steve to accept his salted fish point of view. Instead, he admired Steve's insistence on himself, and it was Bruce Wayne's turn. Well, Ji Yanzhi has to admit that there is a shallow family relationship in this world.

It's not that Bruce Wayne is bad, but it's purely different in concept, destined to become a pair of strange father and son.

Fortunately, Ji Yanzhi has experienced a lot, whether it is good or bad, he will calmly accept it. In addition, the holiday passed by a smoker, so after smashing Bruce Wayne, Ji Yanzhi declined the old butler Alfred Peniworth the next day and drove him back to the metropolis. He still chose himself. Walk alone.

Maybe it was Bruce Wayne who was busy catching the wanton activities and sabotage in Gotham City, which brought good changes. In short, the Metropolis also restored peace with Superman Clark Kent's various efforts to arrest criminals and maintain law and order.

Ji Yanzhi still continues to live according to the originally set pattern, except that he originally planned to take the entire vacation in Gotham City every winter and summer vacation. The change has been changed to stay for a period of time, and then just leave. travel.

And it’s amazing that Ji Yanzhi and Evine (vine) senior sister, that is, the poison ivy girl Pamela. Asley, the femme fatale who is known as the most strategic in the Batman series is only available on the Internet. Communication, until Ji Yanzhi was nearing college graduation, he really bought a farm and began to study his improvement plan for planting piranhas, and Ji Yanzhi really met with Poison Ivy Girl Pamela Eisley.

"Sister evine (vine)?"

Successfully grown into a handsome boy, and at the age of eighteen, he single-handedly solved the death knell of the super villain, Ji Yanzhi was a little hesitant when he saw the poison ivy girl, because the symbol of the poison ivy girl is green ivy. Strapless high-fork tights made of leaves, long gloves and boots, and bright green pantyhose.

The red-haired girl in front of her, in addition to her stunning beauty, is casually dressed. There is nowhere to be found using the identity of the Plant Ivy to make money in Gotham City.

-Is this to maintain the image in front of him?

Ji Yanzhi can't help but laugh at such speculation, but in fact, Ji Yanzhi still guessed right. Ji Yanyi enrolled in the Metropolitan University (fiction), which has educated countless plant biology experts, and was valued by the poison ivy girl Pamela Eisley who has been paying attention to the dynamics of his alma mater. If it hadn’t happened in the first place. During a plant research, Professor Jason Wood was tricked into participating in a human experiment, saying that she would not ask Ji Yanzhi to do the research in advance.

In the opinion of Poison Ivy Girl Pamela Eisley, Ji Yanzhi, who likes botany and defines her future career as a botanist, like her, loves plants more than other creatures.

Ran goose is still the same sentence. Ji Yanzhi pays attention to everything the same, except for human beings, the law of food and the law of true fragrance.

Will he be like Poison Ivy Girl Pamela Asley, believing that plant life is more precious than human life?

NO, it is totally impossible, so Ji Yanzhi can't guess why the Plant Girl came to him. Could it be that the isolated alien plant island of Plant Girl has been dropped from the sky by the missile "Prometheus" Was ruined.

Ji Yanzhi guessed everything in his heart, and asked straightforwardly on the face: "Senior sister evine, is there anything important to come to me?"

Poison Ivy Girl Pamela Ashley: "Call me Pamela. My Christian name is Pamela Ashley."

Ji Yanzhi replied with kindness: "Senior Pamela, I'm very happy to meet your real person. You are more beautiful than the photos on the files kept in the school."

"This is a change brought about by a terrible human experiment. That experiment caused my cells to mutate, and my blood became chlorophyll. I am immune to all toxins, bacteria, and molds, and I also have the ability to control plants. Control ability. At the same time, the appearance and posture became very beautiful, but it also made me infertile for life."

For some reason, Poison Ivy Girl Pamela Asley revealed her shortcomings when she opened her mouth, which really stunned Ji Yanzhi.

Ji Yanzhi was silent and expressed his comfort.

"I'm sorry, Pamela-senpai, for saying things that remind you of bad experiences in the past. But in life, it takes countless turbulences and frustrations to finally see the rainbow. It seems like I didn't know my biological father until I was fifteen. Who is it? At the age of fifteen, I learned that it was accompanied by amnesia and the death of my grandfather who cultivated myself to grow up. The news of my mother's whereabouts is unknown in order to avenge. Later, I successfully killed the death knell, but I also changed my mother and passed away, and my father's "you" The accusations of the law should not be scorned."

Pamela Asley, the poison ivy girl, curled her lips, showing a comforting smile.

"Batman is indeed terrifyingly pedantic sometimes, and also annoying."

"But he is an upright and beloved strong man." Ji Yanzhi smiled and took the stubbornly. "I understand, but the most suitable way for me to get along with him is that it is better to miss each other. I am very selfish. Instead of living together, I am compelled to accept his opinion of'Persons must not be above the law'. Get along for a few days during holidays."

"Your point of view is very unique, Damian, you know, I have always admired you." Poison Ivy Girl Pamela Asley tried to make herself look sincere, "Especially when she learned that you are Batman. After Bruce Wayne's son."

"Thank you for your admiration."

Ji Yanzhi led the poison ivy girl Pamela Asley to the farm. As soon as he entered the farm formally, all kinds of piranhas that were twisting their bodies were overwhelmed. There are the first generation of piranhas synthesized by the genes of Venus flytrap and Rafflesia, and there are also the second and third generations that have been continuously improved, and even the fourth generation of piranhas that have the IQ of three or four-year-old children. In the entire farm, Ji Yanzhi only planted piranhas of various generations and raised many poultry animals used to feed piranhas of various generations.

Pamela Asley, the poison ivy girl, looked at the magnificent scene, unable to take back her admiration for a long time.

"This is a masterpiece of the hand of God. Damian, I can't believe that you have created a new species." Poison ivy girl Pamela Eisley said excitedly: "I feel it, their Thinking, they told me that they like you father very much."

— I almost forgot that the poison ivy girl Pamela Asley has the ability to communicate with plants.

Ji Yanzhi smiled openly: "They must also like you very much, Senior Sister Pamela."

Poison ivy girl Pamela Eisley suddenly became embarrassed, because the intelligent piranha system created by Ji Yanzhi likes to be called Ji Yanzhi’s father, and for Poison ivy girl Pami who has the ability to communicate with them La Eisley, however, got the name Mummy as soon as they met.

—Mummy, since she became like this, Poison Ivy Girl Pamela Asley has an obsession with killing Dr. Jason Wood who killed her so far, she has only been obsessed with making money to buy an island and create Apart from the obsession of owning the plant kingdom, there is no interest even in a relationship that only takes care of the kidneys but not the heart.

It can be said that Pamela Asley, the poison ivy girl, looks so hot and beautiful, but the essence is the same as Ji Yanzhi, she is an out-and-out single dog.

Obviously he is a single dog who is so busy that he hasn't even held a serious boyfriend's hand. He is called mother by the plants he loves. Can the poison ivy girl Pamela Eisley feel shy? Even if her heart is actually joyful.

It's not about love, but the poison ivy girl Pamela Asley really treats plants as children and relatives.

"You're right, they like me very much." Poison ivy girl Pamela Eisley smiled and took the initiative to talk about why she accepted Ji Yanzhi's invitation every year, but only this year she came to Shuguangfarm. )s reason.

"My plant kingdom is ruined."

Speaking of this matter, the poison ivy girl Pamela Asley's expression of hatred is hard to dissipate: "Someone chose a military pilot near my plant kingdom. It was just a'Prometheus' missile. It ruined my many years of hard work and hard work."

Ji Yanzhi, who had already speculated about this, remembered the "prophecy" a few years ago, and for a while understood the madness and grief of the poison ivy girl Pamela Eisley.

"What are you going to do?" Ji Yanzhi asked gently: "Do you need my help in investigating the murderer behind the scenes?"

"Thank you, but I want to come by myself." Poison ivy girl Pamela Ashley smiled and shook her head and refused: "I came to you mainly to relax. Now I will prove that my decision is right. Come to you, My mood has indeed relaxed a lot. If it were not for me to avenge my ruined plant kingdom, I would very much hope to live here for a long time."

Ji Yanzhi nodded, but turned his head and asked: "Do you like to eat wild mushrooms. It happened that I went to the nearby forest to pick a lot yesterday, and I cooked them in a pot with the hens raised on the farm. It was very fragrant."

"Wild mushroom stewed hen?" Poison ivy girl Pamela Eisley asked in surprise: "You are... a cauliflower style?"

"Yes, planting cauliflower style." Ji Yanzhi smiled even more, and said with the best of the landlord's friendship: "I have a lot of research on growing cauliflower. You can tell me what you like to eat, and I will make it for Pami. Pull senior sister to eat."

It was not the words that were more sultry than love words, which made the Poison Ivy girl Pamela Eisley's face flushed suddenly, and she rarely said shyly: "Really? Then I want to eat the full feast!"

Ji Yanzhi's lips twitched insignificantly, but he said simply: "If Pamela-senpai can finish it, I will do it."

"Puff! Damian, I have to say you are so cute." Poison ivy girl Pamela Asley almost bent her eyes with a smile. "I have seen the introduction of "Man Han Quan Feast". Even if I add you to so many dishes, how can I eat them together. So you are welcome, you just follow your usual eating pattern. I'm not picky eaters."