Counterattack Into a Male God

In fact, seriously speaking, the Poison Ivy girl Pamela Asley, who graduated from Metropolitan Era University with exceptionally good grades, is a very qualified school sister. For her good schoolmates, even if speaking of them, they only have the friendship of the same school. I haven't seen it a few times before, but the Poison Ivy Girl Pamela Eisley is very supportive and they are doing plant research on their own.

Ji Yanzhi graduated from the Department of Plant and Biology. Major in the Department of Plants, and elective in the Department of Biology. Obviously, Ji Yanzhi's best department is the plant department, but in fact, the most thorough understanding of Ji Yanzhi is bio-gene engineering.

But if you want to hide it, Ji Yanzhi doesn't want to have whimsical guys, such as the National Congress of M and the private consortium, come to the door and let him lead research such as the secrets of longevity of biochemical weapons. If he knew that he could live a hundred years without relying on the exercises of health preservation-"Heaven and Earth Immortality Changchun Gong", a thing that was disease-free and painless, even if he had to rely on oral administration, he would have experimented with himself a long time ago, even if he needs to mix like this Waiting to die, did not inherit the thoughts of Wayne Enterprise at all.

Taking advantage of the time when Pamela Asley was walking around the farm with the poison ivy girl, Ji Yanzhi talked about his research on plants other than piranha.

As for Ji Yanzhi's idea of ​​building houses with bloodthirsty vines, a vine that can attack people or animals autonomously, Poison Ivy girl Pamela Asley felt that Ji Yanzhi was a bit whimsical, but she didn't say anything. Dispel Ji Yanzhi's enthusiasm, but rather affirm the operability of Ji Yanzhi's ideas.

"Don't worry about failure. We do plant research like heretics who want to chase the truth, even if our views are not accepted by the world. If you want to do it, then do it."

Ji Yanzhi chuckled lightly: "Senior Pamela, I always do that."

"That's very good." Poison ivy girl Pamela Eisley exclaimed: "You know, Damian, I am amazed by your talent in plant research. I am really happy to be as smart as you And a gifted schoolboy."

Ji Yanzhi chuckled again. After a while, he looked at the time and said, "Senior sister, you are taking a look at random", and he went to the kitchen to prepare lunch. What surprised Ji Yanzhi was that the Plant Girl Pamela Asley did not have the idea of ​​helping alone.

She followed one of Ji Yan's back into the kitchen, and began to beat Ji Yanzhi, who had already rolled up her sleeves and was skilled in cooking.

This lunch, as Ji Yanzhi said, was very rich and mainly vegetarian. In short, the poison ivy girl Pamela Aisley was very satisfied.

"I will solve my own business as soon as possible, and then come to you to spend some leisure time."

When she left the next day, Poison Ivy girl Pamela Eisley gave Ji Yanzhi a hug very reluctantly.

Faced with this series of Batman stories, the most scheming, even the master Bruce Wayne, the Plant Girl Pamela Eisley, who has calculated more than once, may be a similar person, Ji Yanzhi never used it. Looking at it from a strange perspective, it is no longer a human being in essence, but a poison ivy woman, Pamela Asley, who is half a vegetative.

After all, the Poison Ivy, as the name suggests, refers to Pamela Eisley's ability to manipulate plants, which is more like poppies or mandala, which is highly poisonous in itself.

Ji Yanzhi gave the poison ivy girl Pamela Aisley a hug.

"For the sake of my face, don't bother with that old stubbornness. Otherwise you might get hurt." Ji Yanzhi said to the poison ivy girl Pamela Eisley very seriously: "I know you are very powerful, but Obviously, the old man is more stubborn and has more strength and luck."

Pamela Asley, the poison ivy girl, laughed. "Don't worry, for your sake, I will let Bruce Wayne go. If you are referring to the old stubbornness, it is him."

"Hmm, good luck."

"protect yourself."

The Plant Girl Pamela Asley got on the helicopter when she came.

She asked Harley Quinn, the clown girl she used to work with, to borrow money to buy it. It was because of it that Pamela Asley, the Plant Ivy girl, had time to meet on the eve of deciding revenge. She kept putting it. The younger brother who supports in the heart.

"It's because he is your father."

Pamela Eisley, the poison ivy girl wearing a safety helmet, took a deep look at standing on the grass. The whole person looked very special. Ji Yanzhi was very temperamental. Then she started the helicopter and left soon. Shuguangfarm (Shuguang farm).

Ji Yanzhi stood there for a while, put his pants in his hands, and blew the famous whistle in "Kill Bill" into the residence.

Dinner is very simple. A few egg sandwiches and a cup of hot milk are one of Ji Yan's personal dinners.

While eating dinner, Ji Yanzhi received a message. It was sent to him by Alfred Peniworth, asking about the sudden visit by Poison Ivy Lady Pamela Asley.

Alfred Pennyworth?

Ji Yanzhi sneered and replied to the message——

——All are talented in plant research. Why is it weird for a student with a great talent to visit a student with the same talent?

About a minute later, Alfred Peniworth sent another message.

[Are you sure she didn’t mean to fall in love with you? 】

——Oh, my bad temper.

Ji Yanzhi sneered again, and then directly replies--

【none of your business! PS: Mr. Bruce Wayne, don't think you use Alfred Peniworth's cell phone to send messages, I don't know it is you. 】

[Put away your ridiculous thoughts, my life is very smooth now, but I don't have the idea of ​​destroying the world. If you don't worry about the matter, I will really start to be the devil today. 】

【you will not. 】

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Looking at the short reply, Ji Yanzhi was really angry.

The paralyzed person won't be able to, forcing him to be anxious, he has to...

[Mr. Bruce Wayne, I suddenly discovered that in addition to your high self-esteem, you also don't know me deeply enough. Why would I not destroy the world? After all, I have a close relationship with the super villains in your eyes. 】

[I believe you, Damian, you are a good boy. 】

Nima...

Seeing this reply, Ji Yanzhi wanted to scold his mother again.

To tell the truth, maybe Ji Yanzhi's brain circuit is quite different from that of most people. Most people don't know what he is thinking, but he knows what most people are thinking, except that Bruce Wayne is not included.

It can be said that Ji Yanzhi really met Bruce Wayne's type of father for the first time.

You say that he is not good. Obviously he treats Ji Yanzhi well. He has never been harsh on Ji Yanzhi in terms of clothing, food, housing and transportation. The only dispute was one-sided. Ji Yanzhi himself was tired of the empty preaching from Bruce Wayne with the characteristics of M country, so after returning to the metropolis that time, he gradually widened the distance between the two sides.

He did have a lot of opinions about Bruce Wayne's pedantic, but he didn't break with Bruce Wayne because of this, and embark on opposing ideas.

Just kidding, Ji Yanzhi himself is very salty. Now that he has been salting fish for a long time, he suddenly let Ji Yanzhi start a career. Do you think it is possible with Ji Yanzhi's salted fish attributes?

Therefore, Ji Yanzhi was **** off at this time of ‘Clash.’

"I shouldn't say anything to Pamela-senpai for my own sake and spare Batman's life. Heh, this guy is already idle enough to pretend to be Alfred Peniworth and send me messages. ."

Ji Yanzhi threw the phone into the soft bed, and his body also fell asleep. Continue to beep: "The most important thing is that Batman, his skin is getting thicker and thicker, and he found out that he would admit it by all means. Madefak!"

Ji Yan, who was subconsciously violent, didn't know that Bruce Wayne's face was actually not as thick as he thought. At that time, when Ji Yanzhi was exposed, Bruce Wayne's ears were rarely red.

But fortunately, Alfred Peniworth saw it and pretended not to see it, so he let Bruce Wayne fool it.

Alfred Peniworth: "In love? With the Plant Girl? Oh, my goodness, my old housekeeper has to remind you that your brain is too big. The Plant Girl and Dammy Master An’s age is quite different. Even though the Plant Girl seems to be only in her twenties because of the chlorophyll contained in her body. But I have to say that she and Master Damian don’t match well. What if the Plant Girl If you fall in love with Master Damian, then pure old cows will eat tender grass."

Bruce Wayne rubbed his temples with a headache: "Al, my old housekeeper, can you please calm down. Just now I was thinking about it. Damian and the Poison Ivy girl are just schoolmates and brothers. Relationship."

Alfred Peniworth looked at Bruce Wayne for three seconds, then silently looked away.

"Damian has always been so cute since he was a child. It's hard to keep an old woman who likes him and want to rush the grass." Alfred Pennyworth became more and more worried as he said, simply said: "No, I have to think. How to protect my lovely Damian. Lord, please forgive me for not wanting to worry about your relationship with Catwoman. I'm going to Shuguangfarm to take good care of my Master Damian."

Bruce Wayne: "..."

A few days later, when the Poison Ivy girl Pamela Asley arrived in Gotham City, she began to kill the people involved in the "Prometheus" and asked who was the main messenger behind the scenes. Alfred Peniworth, who took Bruce Wayne as a son to take care of him, ran to Shuguangfarm to take care of Ji Yanzhi's diet and daily life.

Whether Bruce Wayne's mood is sour, Ji Yanzhi doesn't know, he only knows that after Alfred Penniworth came to Shuguangfarm, he was almost ready to stretch out his hand for food and open his mouth, and almost lived. Become a high-level mixed eating and waiting to die.

But in the end, Ji Yanzhi did not live happily until he was old at the Shuguangfarm he established, because after a while, Ji Yanzhi received a call from the Gotham City Police Department.

On the phone, the operator of the Gotham City Police Department asked about Ji Yanzhi's relationship with Pamela Asley, the poison ivy girl.

Ji Yanzhi: "...whatever she said, that's what she said."

Operator: "Well, Mr. Damian Wayne, please come to the Gotham City Police Station. Miss Pamela Assley will be released on bail in the name of Mr. Damian. Your fiancée."

Ji Yanzhi was surprised and asked, "What is the use of the Gotham Police Department's guarantee? Don't you claim that you will always be the last one to arrive at the scene of the crime and waste taxpayers' money in vain."

"..." The Gotham City Police Department operator: "Mr. Damian Wayne, please don't underestimate the Gotham City Police Department. His bail can save your fiancee Miss Pamela Ashley. Sent to the Arkham Asylum by Batman."

Ji Yanzhi: "...who did you say was sent to the Arkham Asylum? Batman, are you kidding? You really think that I am an ordinary citizen who can be fooled by you. Who do you see as a father, will The son’s love partner was sent to the Arkham Asylum. If you want to instigate the separation, you must find a good reason."

Ji Yanzhi then hung up angrily.

In fact, the policemen of the Gotham City Police Department are really nonsense.

Bruce Wayne is Batman’s public secret in Gotham City. Even if he is called Damian and Wayne in this life, he is the only son of Bruce Wayne, whether he admits it or not. Even if you want to fool Ji Yanzhi to Gotham City, you shouldn't find such a reason.

Who is this fool!

Moreover, according to the character of the poison ivy girl Pamela Asley he knows, even if Pamela Asley really has a good impression of Ji Yanzhi, he will not be famous, incompetent and incompetent. The policemen of the Gotham City Police Department in mind claimed to be his fiancée in front of them.

The Poison Ivy Girl Pamela Ashley is not a superficial woman, so this call is a crude trap, and the purpose should be to lead him back to Gotham City.

Ji Yanzhi figured out the joints almost instantly, and then asked Alfred Peniworth.

"Bruce Wayne, my father, besides having a close friend like the Chief of Police James Gordon, does he have any other friends? Superman doesn’t count, I know, they’re friends, but the relationship doesn’t count. Very close."

"And Harvey Dante." Alfred Pennyworth: "He is a very attractive but unfortunate lawyer. Since he was disfigured by the gangsters, he disappeared in the public. Sight. But as an old butler who has always served the Wayne family, I know that the double-faced man who sometimes violently does good deeds is Harvey Dante after ruining his appearance."

Ji Yanzhi nodded to express his understanding, but said, "Who made the inexplicable call?"

Alfred Peniworth: "No matter who hits it, it's bad intentions after all."

"I know." Ji Yanzhi said with a small smile: "The purpose of the person making this call should be to lead me to Gotham City. I suspect that they want to capture Batman and Plant Ivy through me. They should be good. Investigating the relationship between my Batman, I believe people in Gotham City don’t know, but Plant Ivy, to be honest, few people know that Plant Ivy is my senior sister and has a good relationship with me. ."

"And this call is from the Gotham City Police Department."

Alfred Peniworth nodded thoughtfully: "I know what to do, Damian, you just stay on the farm and don’t go. I’ll go and see for myself who wants to secretly Play tricks."

Ji Yanzhi narrowed his eyes slightly, "I wish Al a good journey!"

Alfred Peniworth did not stay at Shuguangfarm (Dawn Farm), and soon left and returned to Gotham City. As they had inferred in advance, the purpose of the person making this call was Ji Yanzhi, a bat cub.

As long as he is in hand, Batman and Plant Mistress can be contained at the same time.

The people behind took Ji Yanzhi's ability too low, and they expected Ji Yanzhi's mind to be wrong. What did this guy say, Ji Yanzhi, is really an unexpected bastard, but the most important thing is to do what he wants, there is no such fearless spirit of a teenager who knows that there are tigers in the mountains and tends to the tigers.

For example, this time, um, you have to calculate me. I am indeed very good, even if I know I am in the trick, I will not deliberately step into the trap and try to break it internally.

Protecting world peace or something, fighting against the evil camp or something, and what does it have to do with this salty fish?

So Ji Yanzhi's choice is really unexpected and unexpected.

Anyway, the people behind the scenes waited and waited, but didn't wait for Ji Yanzhi. Alfred Peniworth, the old butler of Wayne Manor, returned to Gotham City, but he was a fart. First of all, as a troubled detective, Alfred Peniworth is very skilled. And even if they succeeded in'kidnapping' Alfred Pennyworth, what's the use?

It is true that they can successfully threaten Batman, but Nima and the others want to threaten Pamela Asley, the Plant Girl. Based on their eyes that are good at spotting adultery, they are quite sure that the relationship between the poison ivy girl Pamela Eisley and Damian Wayne (Ji Yanzhi) must be an ulterior sibling relationship.

Eyes on the poison ivy girl Pamela Eisley is very likely to master the'longevity' technology, the people behind the scenes gritted their teeth, simply summoned a group of international mercenaries to the legendary strict guards, generally not let outsiders enter The Shuguangfarm (Shuguang Farm) is preparing to kidnap Ji Yanzhi on the site of Ji Yanzhi.

So on a dark and windy night, the guards of Shuguangfarm (Shuguangfarm) guards the Piranha, welcoming a sumptuous meal. In addition, the guards of the piranhas also left a special food to wait for Ji Yanzhi's interrogation, who had a good night of sleep until he woke up naturally.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

This is the thought of a rich man who is about to enter a terminal illness. It is so special that normal people can't appreciate its beauty.

It is said that Shuguangfarm (Dawn Farm) is tightly guarded and has to carry a laser gun. The most important thing is that the guns are not covered by insurance. This... surely it's not the little boys who came to feed him for free.

Ji Yanzhi laughed a lot, and after interrogating the only surviving lucky guy, he didn't bother to contact the poison ivy girl Pamela Eisley on the Internet, telling her about it as a joke.

Pamela Eisley, the poison ivy girl, replied after hearing this—I know, I will settle the matter sooner. At that time, I hope you will take me in and let me work on your farm?

Ji Yanzhi: "???"

Is that what I think?

Ji Yanzhi hurried to inquire online. This time, Poison Ivy girl Pamela Eisley posted a complimentary picture and said: That's what you think.

Ji Yanzhi's fingers paused-I don't have the money to ask Pamela senior sister to work, unless it's free?

Poison Ivy Girl Pamela Eisley-Unless it's free!

In this way, the online conversation stopped unexpectedly. However, there seems to be a tacit understanding between Ji Yanzhi and the Poison Ivy girl Pamela Asley. Even if they encounter it on the Internet, they will not talk about the original conversation in a tacit understanding.

Many days later, the poison ivy girl Pamela Eisley, who had avenged her **** revenge on her plant kingdom, quietly appeared outside Shuguangfarm (Dawn Farm), and surrounded by guards of piranhas, she rushed to hear the movement of the season. He smiled brightly.

The smile was really beautiful, Ji Yanzhi seemed to be bewitched, and smiled back.

"Damian, I'm back."

"Welcome home, Sister Pamela."

+++++++++++I am the dividing line of the world back to the source+++++++++++++

Ji Yanzhi stood quietly in the Source World filled with countless colorful bubbles. Not far in front, the huge Abu was still swimming in the sea of ​​Law.

Ji Yanzhi held his cheek in distress, and after a while, he suddenly said.

"Abu, besides me, you, and Su Qingzhi, is there no one else in Source World?"

Law Sea began to fluctuate greatly.

The fluctuation stopped after a while, and Abu, who had transformed into a human form, walked out of the sea of ​​law.

"It's not just us."

Abu said in a clear voice.

Ji Yanzhi laughed lightly: "I'm really curious about what Su Qingzhi is doing now, hey, Abu, or you can help me and send me to the world where Su Qingzhi is."

Abu: "Su Qingzhi doesn't need your help, even if he loses his memory."

Ji Yanzhi was stunned: "I didn't say anything to help him, I just wanted to play with him. They are all big guys who are fast-crossing the world. We will definitely be very interesting when we stay together."

Abuto’s cheek was meditating, and had to admit that Ji Yanzhi’s statement was indeed interesting, so the next moment he raised his hand and directly fanned Ji Yanzhi, and then a colorful bubble instantly enlarged, wrapping the Ji Yanzhi that was already flying. stand up.

Ji Yanzhi couldn't help cursing his mother at the moment when his consciousness disappeared: Abu, you are a fierce beast, not a beast that guards the sea of ​​laws! No wonder Su Qingzhi had amnesia before, but your strength is simply...