Counterattack Into a Male God

"Life and death are doomed, how can a small spell be lifted."

Ji Yanzhi was already impatient to deal with the exaggerated acting **** stick in front of him, and directly said that he was waiting for bad luck to come.

this……

As soon as he said this kind of lethal words, the gods didn’t know how to persuade them. They could only look at Ji Yanzhi’s back with Huangfu Mei’s swiftly and neatly walked away, sighing and sighing, and kept saying, “Single money, be careful.” Little life is not guaranteed'.

Ji Yanzhi ignored it, and Huangfumei ignored it even more. One person and one fox returned to the county office, and the fox was still excited to ask people that the **** sticks that he encountered on the street today are not like two fools.

"When I stuffed him with silver, I deliberately leaked a little bit of evil spirit, but I didn't even notice it. Where did the face come and pretend to be, and as soon as I spoke, my little brother was going to die in three days? Don't be a tease specially invited by the enemy. ."

Ji Yanzhi: "You know it again."

"Yeah, I know it again." Huangfumei made a grimace at Ji Yanzhi. "Now the three-day life and death hour is starting to count, I don't know if I can encounter the **** stick tomorrow."

"Yes!" Ji Yanzhi replied unconcernedly: "As long as you dare to go to the street, the magic stick should dare to appear."

Huangfu Mei: "Then tomorrow..."

"You go to the street, I will work tomorrow." Ji Yanzhi was very rude and assigned the work. "Just roll around."

Huangfu Mei: "..."

Ji Yanzhi: \"I’m a very reasonable person, don’t feel embarrassed. That’s it, you go to play the magic stick first, and it’s okay if you don’t know his purpose, anyway, I didn’t count on you. Just be happy."

God, a very reasonable person.

Thinking that she is a good-cultivation fox, but she is doing the work of a maid, not only washing clothes and cooking, but also bathing, Huangfumei feels that the fox is gloomy and makes her take the little brother like before. Isn't it good for the little brothers to sing loudly and sing loudly in the window because they can't see her?

People clerk! ! !

Huangfu, who was depressed again, stopped quarreling with Ji Yanzhi (mainly because it was noisy), and went straight to make dinner smoothly.

Ji Yanzhi's small county town where the Qipin Zhipin official is located is considered the worst among the friends. This difference does not refer to the standard of living. Well, the standard of living is also the worst, and most civilians are insecure. And strange things happen frequently. The former magistrate did not work for three years, and disappeared before being transferred. Many people said that the former magistrate was taken away by monsters.

For this, Ji Yanzhi remained skeptical.

In this supernatural world, as long as you work as an errand in the imperial court, even if it's just a small Seven-Rank Sesame official, that's an official authority. What's more, officials like them who have been in the Hanlin for a year before passing the entrance examination, accompany the emperor, and are infected with a little dragon spirit?

The monsters still seek the protection of the officials to cultivate, let alone the officials who are directly sent out from the center because they are tainted with a little dragon spirit?

Therefore, the disappearance of the former magistrate must not have been done by a monster, but by man...

As for who did it, Ji Yanzhi snorted coldly when he thought of encountering a **** stick who threatened him to die in three days. Is this when he is stupid, or when Huangfu is betting this fox spirit eats dry rice.

In the evening, the main dish is stir-fried bamboo shoots. The bamboo shoots are taken locally and picked from the small bamboo forest planted in the county yard. Very fresh and tender, I like it very much. But as a Kumun who lives by selling cuteness, it has become his instinct.

Even if the staple food is bamboo shoots, it is never eaten raw. Huangfumei must cut him into small pieces, add water to boil them, or stir-fry them.

As for immediate fruits and vegetables, or even meat, they are just desserts after meals. For Gungun, he eats three main meals and ten after-dinner snacks.

After dinner, Ji Yanzhi sorted out the papers and turned over the previous case files, and it was already the fifth supper of today. In short, Ji Yanzhi organized the paperwork for as long as he had a late night snack. At the end of the night, when he went to bed, he was already eating and the food in his stomach almost filled his throat.

Ji Yanzhi: "...Go on, you are really comparable to pigs like this."

With a comfortable ‘boom’, spread a panda cake on the green fox fur blanket.

Ji Yanzhi laughed and went to bed as he went to bed. There was no dream for a night. I got up in the morning and had breakfast. Ji Yanzhi went to the county government office, and Huangfumei went out shopping happily with a task. Sure enough, as they said last night, Huangfu Mei met yesterday's divine stick who said that Ji Yanzhi was bound to die three days after he went out.

The sacred stick still carried the banner of the ‘God fortune’, and when he saw Huangfu Mei, he stroked the three-inch-long goatee, and said in a shameless manner. "Your son has two days to live."

Huangfu Mei glanced at him coldly and said nothing.

The **** stick didn't know that Huangfu Mei's frosty appearance was not because she dismissed it, but because she was holding back her heart, and wanted to see what purpose the **** stick had.

At this time, the **** stick seemed to know that Huangfu Mei didn't believe him at all, and suddenly laughed nervously.

"The world is so ridiculous, they cherish their money and their lives."

Huangfu Meihehe, instantly tore off the cold and frosty skin.

“It’s not good to love money? It’s not good to keep it for yourself? It’s not to love money if you have to be cheated by you, a warlock?” Instead of this, it’s better to spend as much as you like. Anyway, as far as her little brother is concerned, There really isn't anything just over.

Oh, there are still two days to die, and then it will be up to who died.

Huangfu returned home happily, and after lunch was prepared, Ji Yanzhi went out of the court and diverted from the former yamen to the back house.

During the meal, Huangfu Mei finally said about the magic stick at the dinner table. In this regard, Ji Yanzhi didn't even dare to say the false words of ‘I’m so scared,’ he only said: "In two days, the good show should be staged."

And what's the good show?

Huangfumei exposed the fox ears and fell into deep thought.

I really don’t know which **** is so short-sighted, who actually hit her brother’s idea, are you afraid of her brother Thomas’s 360-degree killing without dead ends?

Huangfumei didn't understand, but this did not prevent her from being particularly active in watching the show. In this way, the second day passed and the third day passed. To be precise, it was just after 12 o’clock in the evening on the third day. At midnight on the fourth day, Ji Yanzhi, who was always asleep, lay on the bed to sleep. At that moment, I suddenly heard a rustling noise in the window.

The sound is very slight, if a person is in sleep mode, it is impossible to hear it at all. But for Ji Yanzhi, it can make him wake up instantly from his light sleep.

Ji Yanyi got up from the bed, walked quickly to the table, and lit the oil lamp.

The dim flame lit up the whole room. Tonight, Billow is still sleeping on the green fox fur blanket laid out in the outer room.

Ji Yanzhi looked towards the rustling window, and just saw a three-inch small person, carrying a spear on his shoulder, crawling in through the window.

As soon as the villain landed, he became as tall as an ordinary person.

Ji Yanzhi stared at him coldly. At this moment, he only heard the guy's open mouth revealing the same fortune-telling laughter. His face was different, but his voice was the same. It seemed that he really dared to think and planned to personally. Start to implement his prediction that he will die in three days.

"It's ridiculous."

Ji Yanzhi stood there, looking coldly at the magic stick with a different face, what will happen in the next moment.

The **** stick probably didn't expect to be discovered by Ji Yanzhi. After a few seconds, he directly swung the spear he had previously carried on his shoulders and attacked Ji Yanzhi quickly.

"Wow, I'm so scared!"

Ji Yanzhi stretched out his legs without changing his expression and kicked.

Unexpectedly, Ji Yanzhi kicked the **** stick directly. Hearing a click, the spear in the hand of the **** stick broke. Panic flashed across the face of the **** stick, and his body shrank sharply with a sway, and ran toward the window where he came in, trying to escape.

"It's all here, what to run."

Ji Yanzhi took out a sword out of thin air, and while speaking, he swung the sword towards the small **** club.

At the point, the little magic stick fell. Take a light with the lamp, it is a paper man who has been cut off by his waist.

"paper man?"

Ji Yanzhi was a little surprised, so he woke Huangfu Mei.

As soon as Huangfu Mei entered the door, she saw two sections of paper figures on the ground, directly in a series of lying troughs.

Sitting on the bed, Ji Yanzhi squinted at Huangfu with a cold light shimmering sword.

Huangfu Mei covered her mouth and finally spoke heartily. "Who the **** is going to kill you."

The subtext is how bad you are, and how long it has been before someone used black magic to assassinate you!

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

With his hands spread out, Ji Yanzhi said helplessly: "I also want to know who is so short-eyed."

Huangfu pouted, just about to echo, ‘Don’t you have eyes long? I saw a monster coming in through the window with a hideous face like a ghost. As soon as it landed, Ji Yanzhi responded quickly and drew his sword at it.

The sword hit the target and cut it into two pieces, both wriggling on the ground.

Fearing that it would rise again, Ji Yanzhi waved his sword again and cut it at the two pieces on the ground.

At this time, Ji Yanzhi realized that the sword in his hand, looking at the monster, did not make the sound of cutting meat, but... Upon closer inspection, Ji Yanzhi realized that what he was cutting turned out to be a mud puppet, piece by piece. Fall to the ground.

"Fuck, fuck!!!!"

Huangfu screamed with the marmot, who said that the world of Liao Zhai is not a high-risk world, and the beautiful foxes and ghosts in it all love scholars who can read.

Huangfu Mei was almost shocked to death, and felt that the one who dared to harm Ji Yanzhi was definitely not the beautiful fox, but...

"That **** stick, **** it, it must be that he wants to create an established fact. After three days, you must die, and after three days you must be arranged to die neatly and completely."