Counterattack Into a Male God

"Don't use idioms if you don't know how to use them."

What does it mean to be arranged neatly and completely, he is a tyrant, a god-like man, who dares to arrange him?

Dare to arrange him at will, with only one word, death.

"Okay, I get it now."

Huangfu's frightened heart was particularly agitated.

Shouted excitedly.

"The next monster that will evolve into Bumpman's little brother, how to solve it."

Ji Yanzhi sank his face and said unceremoniously. "Go away, or don't blame me for not leaving any monsters under my sword."

Huangfu Mei: "..."

"Fuck, fuck, fuck..."

A series of humiliation expresses Huangfumei's inner peace. And the next moment, the little monster, pooh, outside the room where Ji Yanzhi and Huangfumei were only quarreling, sounded like a cow panting.

Ji Yanzhi immediately signaled Huangfu Mei to be quiet.

At an important juncture, Huangfu Mei didn't dare to play sexually anymore, and immediately became quiet as a chicken, watching Ji Yanzhi show his power again.

Ji Yanzhi chose to take the initiative this time. While warning Huangfu to be charming, he directly slashed the sword in his hand towards the window lattice, only to hear a bang. Outside the seemingly empty window lattice, the howling of animals sounded.

It was very loud and miserable, but strangely, apart from Huangfumei and Ji Yanzhi's hearing, even if they slept outside and rolled out into a panda cake, they didn't hear it, and they were still asleep.

"Disturbing the people."

Ji Yan sneered and rushed over with the sword. Huangfu Mei followed, making a noise by the way. In short, there was a burst of sword light and sword shadow, and the monster that Quiet Mimi estimated that he wanted to make a sneak attack had broken into scum.

"Is there any trick, just use it."

Ji Yanzhi received the sword, and uttered cruel words at the deserted courtyard.

Silent for a long time, only Ji Yanzhi's words echoed.

For a moment, Ji Yanzhi looked at Huangfu Mei.

Huangfu Mei rolled up her sleeves: "Let's talk, little brother, what's the use of me."

"You can contact your people." Ji Yanzhi said in deep thought: "Contact Yihong and Cui Liu to see if Meng Longtan and Zhu Wang are the same as mine."

"Okay, don't worry, little brother, I will do things beautifully."

Ji Yanzhi pursed his lips, and then went to the outer room covered with green fox fur blankets where he was sleeping, and spent the night on the couch.

Compared with the bustling around midnight in the morning, it was almost calm to the extreme in the second half of the night. Ji Yanzhi, who has always been asleep, slept very peacefully this time. With the snoring sound, Ji Yanzhi felt it was dawn.

Huangfumei had already contacted Yihong and Cui Liu, and knew from them that only Ji Yanzhi had an ‘accident’ here. This result was beyond Ji Yanzhi's expectations, but it was unexpected.

"The magic stick must be solved completely."

Ji Yanzhi didn't have the idea of ​​long-line fishing for big fish, no matter what the true purpose of the **** stick was, it was always a bad idea for him. And why do you keep this kind of person? Is it a good Chinese New Year? A straightforward solution, no conspiracy can be used.

Huangfu Mei: "Did you find his whereabouts?"

Ji Yanzhi looked up at the sky. "Will know, right?"

The last sentence was obviously not asking Huangfu Mei, but... the white clouds gathered in the sky suddenly exploded, and when Huangfu Mei was stunned, it turned into a single-line arrow. "True knowledge." Ji Yanzhi smiled, and the next moment he took out his sword and found the magic stick based on the one-way arrow of the white cloud in the sky.

The sacred stick knows the magic, and is deceived by the magic pit on weekdays.

Just like with Ji Yanzhi, trust his words and spend money to avoid suffering. If you don't believe or even ridicule the liar, you will be taught by the magic tricks of the gods.

For a long time, the magic of the magic stick was invincible and helped him amass a lot of money.

This time, due to Ji Yanzhi's ignorance, the confident **** stick wanted to use black magic to frighten him, and then, on the grounds of saving his life, used Ji Yanzhi's new official to collect money for him. It can be said that the idea is very bold, and Ji Yanzhi, who is so bold as to come to the door, can't bear to pinch him to death, but directly penetrates the heart with a sword.

"The villain died because of a lot of talk. In the same way, life and death are indifferent. If you don't agree, you will do it. Who wants to listen to your dying feelings. Directly send you to the underworld and have a good chat with Yan Wangye about which level of **** is not better."

While speaking, Ji Yanzhi did not forget to take out the sword inserted in the heart of the corpse and wipe it with fine silk.

"Tsk, should I say something like ‘spicy chicken, you defiled my sword" at this time to express myself as the second one at this moment?"

Ji Yanzhi took the wiped sword and looked back and forth. In the end, the space was lost, and the corpse water was taken out and poured onto the corpse of the corpse. Soon under the strong smell of the corpse, the corpse turned into a pool of corpse water. Didn't explore the gods to harm him, whether it was for money, or there was a deeper reason, just like that, Ji Yanzhi took the sword and went straight back to the county government.

In the back house of the county government, Huangfu Mei showed the original form of a fox. She spread out like a pie, lying on the smooth floor in the courtyard, motionless. Even when Ji Yanzhi walked into the courtyard, Huangfu Mei and Gungun didn't even give Ji Yanzhi a look in their eyes.

"What are you eating tonight?" Ji Yanzhi asked in a relaxed and comfortable manner with his hands behind his back.

"Hey! Braised fox dog." Rolling into the panda cake, raised his little head and complained to Ji Yanzhi.

Huangfu Mei: "...Go on, I remember that I am your cousin, okay, you actually want to make me braised, is there any bearishness anymore."

And isn't the staple food of pandas bamboo? How come this panda essence likes to eat all kinds of meat, whether it is marinated and smoked, or boiled and fried, as long as it is meat, you can eat it. Also pay attention to the side dishes, want to braise **** in this dish, XXX is half, and the other half is seasonal vegetables such as potatoes and radishes.

As long as Huangfu Mei thinks about this, she feels so **** special. It's definitely not because the dish she ordered today is braised fox.

Huangfu Mei stared at Kungun angrily, and then reacted with hindsight. Kungun spoke as if it were human words instead of...panda language.

"Hey~ I'll talk a long time ago, stupid fox."

The billowing short limbs planed on the ground, making an expression that they considered to be vicious, and biting their teeth to obliterate Huangfu's charm.

Huangfu bounced off the ground in a charming manner, his beautiful hairy and even fluffy tail flicked and flicked, just like a propeller, almost tossing him.

"My mother is going to beat Xiong Yaoer today."

Huangfumei turned into a human form, pulling up his sleeves while speaking with Sichuan flavor. He didn't immediately pounced, mainly because Ji Yanzhi looked around his chest with his hands around his chest, and when Huangfu Mei dared to beat his hands, he dared to satisfy his desire to eat braised foxes.

Fuck, this is too bullying!

Huangfu Mei's face was full of unlovable words: "In your heart, Kugun is the first cutie in history, and the fox is just a little pitiful who can rub the ground!"

"Perhaps... I used to be a billow!" Ji Yanzhi whispered in a low voice. Huangfu Mei didn't hear it clearly. When she just wanted to ask what you were talking about, she smiled happily when she saw Ji Yanzhi. "I have a barbecue tonight, I will taste it myself."

This time he even left the ground rolling, no longer spreading the panda cakes, instead ordering food around Ji Yanzhi's ‘嘤’ and ‘meow’.

Very good, it really deserves to be the food he raised, beef, mutton, even donkey meat, pork, fatty intestines, and even the small dishes grown in the small courtyard, the rolling also requires Ji Yanzhi to wash them, and then roast them with the meat. eat.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Ji Yanzhi is really dumbfounding, but no matter how gluttonous he raises, he still has to keep it, so Ji Yanzhi promised and took Huangfumei to deal with the ingredients and sort all kinds of meat together. Marinated well.

The years are quiet. Ji Yanzhi has been in the locality for almost six years. He has managed the locality so that every household has enough money to receive the official documents for the transfer and return to the capital to renew his job.

And in the six years when he was a seven-tier Sesame official, Ji Yanzhi met two or three times, like a sacred stick that was dead. Those glamorous fox ghosts who want to take a shortcut and want to cultivate with the help of the official power, Ji Yanzhi has not encountered it once, but has encountered it many times.

Every time, Ji Yanzhi did not show mercy, relied on the N methods of using the sword, once came to the beautiful fox ghost, and cut the beautiful fox ghost once, in the end, he followed Meng Longtan and Zhu Wang's Yihong respectively. The two vixen and Cui Liu both gave birth to a son and a daughter. Ji Yanzhi is still alone. Even if Ji’s widow and Ji’s widow take turns to urge him to get married, Ji Yanzhi insists on being single to the end, saying only that he has a son. And it's just rolling.

Even in order to stop Kugun from spreading panda cakes at any time, Ji Yanzhi asked all kinds of treasures from heaven and earth. So there are still almost a hundred years to be able to transform, and he will naturally become a plump, chubby three-headed five-and-a-half-year-old baby, who is often called Ji Yanzhi Ba.

Huangfumei: I'm very angry. Anyway, I always feel that treating her as a pet is taking advantage of her.

In short, Ji Yan is alone in this life, and he has raised Kogun as a son, which is barely enough to satisfy the old widow of Ji and the little widow of Ji and pass away peacefully. Since then, Ji Yanzhi has been an official in Beijing, from a fifth-rank official to a first-rank senior, and even at the age of forty, he successfully entered the cabinet and became the chief assistant of a country.

From then on, while raising children, while sharing important national affairs for the emperor. The veterans of the three dynasties really lived until they were old, and served the country and the people all their lives.

++++++I am the dividing line of the next story++++++

In March, the climate in City A turned warm and cold. A city University of Science and Technology's longest prestigious lover, beside the lake, Yangliuyiyi, a pair of people stood there, relatively speechless for a long time.

Finally, the woman plucked up the courage and called out: "Say it."

Ji Yanzhi stretched out his hand and rubbed his temples, concealing the bloodshot eyes visible in the microsteps. "An Ran, I want to stay here alone, can I think about it?"

What Mu Anran wanted to say was suddenly interrupted, and the originally sweet smile was a bit reluctant, not to mention the courage to finally get up and prepare to explain to her boyfriend.

Her eyes flushed suddenly. "Then...you first think about it by yourself...I'll go back, I'll go back to the dormitory..."

Ji Yanzhi hasn't had time to accept the memory now, only vaguely guessed that what he subconsciously said, ‘An Ran’, should be his girlfriend. Since it is a relationship between a boyfriend and a girlfriend, his girlfriend said that he would go back. Even if he is a straight man of steel, Ji Yanzhi should show his gentlemanly demeanor and send his girlfriend back.

So Ji Yan made it easy. "I will send you back."

This is actually very common, but when Mu Anran heard it, his eyes lit up.

"In other words, you forgive me. I really didn't mean to hide it from you. Don't be angry with me, okay, you are so uncomfortable in my heart, I almost can't breathe."