Counterattack Into a Male God

The Sichuan flavor was very authentic, and it caused Ji Yanzhi and Xiang Shaolong to look over at the same time.

From this look, oh, isn’t it the Gao Yao and Yi Xiaochuan boys?

Gao Yao turned his head with a sense of feeling, and he was immediately stunned. This, this, isn't this His Majesty the First Emperor and Xiang Shaolong, who almost sealed the "King of One Word Side by Side"?

Why are they here?

Could it be...

Suddenly, Gao Yao had a lot of thoughts in his mind. At this time, Yi Xiaochuan seemed rather ironic. Looking at Ji Yanzhi and Xiang Shaolong, the more they look, the more familiar they become. Just, I feel that they look very similar to the depths of my memory.

Yi Xiaochuan's eyes widened in surprise: "Old Gao, do you think the two of them look like Shi Huang Ba Ba and Master Xiang."

Mom is mentally retarded.

Don't you think they are Shi Huang Ba Ba and Master Xiang himself?

Gao Yao's heart was full of helplessness, but on the face he walked up to Ji Yanzhi and Xiang Shaolong with great diligence, and introduced himself diligently.

Ji Yanzhi praised and praised. "You are not like some idiot."

Some idiot: "..."

Xiang Shaolong: "Meeting is a fate. I didn't expect to meet again after more than two thousand years."

Ji Yanzhi: "It's not just you, but I'm also surprised. Let's go, don't block in front of the store and influence others to do business."

The four then entered the private room and ordered the mandarin duck hot pot for four. Eating well, the four of them cast aside their restraints and began to talk and laugh with equal identities.

Gao Yao said that as soon as he woke up, he returned to modern times. It was like a big dream, waking up in a daze.

Yi Xiaochuan said that he accidentally stepped into the sewer when he was going down, and then fell and fell, fell and fell back to modern times. Now think about it, what kind of sewer, it is clearly a black hole in time and space.

"Space-time black hole?" Xiang Shaolong was surprised: "This is a new term. In other words, neither of you returned to modern times through the treasure box."

Yi Xiaochuan: "My brother and Gao Lan are together. Actually, I'm stupid, so I can't think of running back. In Daqin Dynasty, there are servants who are not good at serving me?"

Gao Yao: "There are more modern cuisines. Like the original preparation of hot pot ingredients, I spent the boss's effort to make a low-profile version. But to be honest, the delicacies of the mountains and seas at that time were delicious."

Yi Xiaochuan and Gao want you to say something to me. Food is inseparable from both inside and outside. Ji Yanzhi didn't say much, but Xiang Shaolong interjected. At the end of the meal, all except Ji Yanzhi were drunk.

"Is it hot pot or wine?"

Ji Yanzhi sighed, and instead called a taxi driver to help send the three of them to the hotel for accommodation. After that, Ji Yanzhi opened a separate room again, lying on the soft bed by himself, slumbering.

The night passed quickly, and the next day, there was a loud cry from the next door. Yi Xiaochuan was wearing boxer shorts, looking at Xiang Shaolong and Gao Yao as if the sky had fallen.

When Ji Yanzhi yawned, Xiang Shaolong, Yi Xiaochuan, and Gao Yao looked at each other when they knocked on the door of the room.

Straight men like to wear boxer shorts instead of mensao briefs. Yi Xiaochuan is too high, especially Xiang Shaolong's figure is so good that it is exploding. Eight pack abdominal muscles are the basics, and the muscles of a whole body are lacking in movement and are greedy.

"Who called it just now? It's like a cat in spring was stepped on its tail."

Gao Yao: "..."

Yi Xiaochuan: "..."

Xiang Shaolong: "Hahahahaha!"

"Okay, I get it!"

Ji Yanzhi nodded, too lazy to bother about the lawsuit. Just saying that he was hungry, he went out first.

The three hurriedly freshened and dressed, and went to the hotel restaurant on the second floor to dine.

The breakfast is very rich, with pasta, dumplings, some spicy side dishes, and steak pasta.

Martial arts practitioners have always had a good appetite. In addition to being high-minded, the four of them basically ate meat for kilograms. Relatively speaking, Ji Yanzhi has no special preferences, and almost all of the buffet breakfast provided has come. Xiang Shaolong is almost the same. After breakfast, he consciously went out to buy tickets for the Capital Museum.

Gao Yao and Yi Xiaochuan both said yes, but Xiang Shaolong only bought two.

It's the ticket for this afternoon.

However, Ji Yanzhi and Xiang Shaolong went out in the morning, and they found a restaurant near the Capital Museum. After lunch, they walked slowly to the Capital Museum. It can be said that the time is calculated well, just in time for the opening of the afternoon session.

As soon as he entered, Ji Yanzhi was stunned by the eighteen terracotta warriors and horses placed in the hall.

They all have their own postures, but they are not the same anyway, just like the eighteen arhats of Shaolin, making Ji Yanzhi not know whether to cry or laugh.

"Who is so talented."

Xiang Shaolong sighed for the wonderful ideas of the organizer. You talk about what kind of weird brain twitching it is that you think of using eighteen terracotta warriors and horses to set the Shaolin Eighteen Arhats array. Is this funny or funny!

"No, this is showing the lower limit of IQ." Ji Yanyi said sharply: "This is the talent I admire most in my life, even if Zhao Ji can't keep up with it."

Xiang Shaolong: "..."

It makes sense, but it turns out to be speechless.

Xiang Shaolong sighed, and quickly said: "We are still in the lobby, go to the showroom to take a look, there shouldn't be such a glaring thing."

Ji Yanzhi: "It's hard to tell."

It's really hard to tell. As soon as the hall came out, Ji Yanzhi really questioned the taste of the head of the Capital Museum. However, Ji Yanzhi did not refuse to follow Xiang Shaolong to other exhibition halls.

Well, it turns out that it is really difficult for normal people to understand strange people with very different brain circuits. Eighteen arhats made up of terracotta warriors and horses are placed in the hall, and all kinds of imitation weapons stained with blood are also placed in various exhibition halls. One of the pair of mace, the commentary next to it reads: A generation of Tianjiao, the first emperor's exclusive weapon.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Wo Ri, the sword of Lao Tzu, the sword of the emperor, Tai'a sword. Okay, when did you use the mace?

Ji Yanzhi has a toothache and almost gritted his teeth: "Don't let me know who is so frantically ruining my reputation. I will crush his soul and crush his body completely into dregs."

"Count me in."

Xiang Shaolong couldn't keep calm, because the weapon next to the pair of mace was actually a pair of meteor hammers. The commentary reads: Xiang Shaolong, the first favorite of Tianzi brand, makes good use of his weapon-Flying Fire Bolide.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

I'm sure, the person in charge of the Capital Museum has a grudge against their monarchs and ministers, either with mace or meteor hammer.

"History is easy to be tampered with. After all, more than two thousand years have passed."

"Your Majesty, the Tai'a sword never leaves. Regardless of the official history and unofficial history, there are records. How to get to the Capital Museum, you become a mace." Not to mention that he is also a sword, killing the invincible hand of the six nations with a shadow. . It turned out not to be bad, he became a reckless man using the flying fire meteor hammer.

Xiang Shaolong was depressed, Ji Yanzhi did not continue to visit, and simply left the Capital Museum with a smile. Because it was still early, Xiang Shaolong took Ji Yanzhi to the bar to sit down. In the bar, Ji Yanzhi with sharp eyes saw Alex and Alex O'Connor again. The two foreigners were sitting with Yi Xiaobei and talking in a low voice.

"It's a coincidence."

With a sigh, Ji Yanzhi retracted his gaze, and even called the bartender to bring out a few more bottles of tens of thousands of good wines, and then walked slowly to the hotel after having a good drink.

This night, apart from Ji Yan, Xiang Shaolong, who still lives next door, and Yi Xiaochuan and Gao Yao who live next door, slept very uncomfortably, and woke up many times almost overnight. After waking up again, Xiang Shaolong, Yi Xiaochuan, and Gao Yao were in a trance and found that it was early the next morning.

Ji Yanzhi yawned and knocked on the door of the room. He kicked it and asked him to buy breakfast. After Gao Yao bought breakfast and came back quickly, he said slowly: "What? Everyone looks sluggish? Have a nightmare?"

Rarely received concern, Gao Yao almost cried, even Yi Xiaochuan was moved to tears. On the contrary, Xiang Shaolong had a solemn expression, and he said, "There is a very strange feeling, it's not like a dream."

Ji Yanzhi: "What a strange feeling."

"Your Majesty still remember that when you were on your fortieth birthday, you were given a pill by an immortal that can prolong your life. There were ten pills in total. At that time, the queen, the minister, Yi Xiaochuan, Gao Yao, Meng Tian, ​​Meng Yi, and General Wang Jian all got it. His Majesty’s reward turned out that only the minister lived to be 88 years old. After waking up in the imperial mausoleum, the minister kept thinking about a question, is it a pill for prolonging life, in fact, it is the legendary elixir of eternal life."

Ji Yanzhi: "The people buried in the Dragon Emperor’s Tomb in the mouth of a foreigner only'lived' one me and one you."

If he feels the Queen’s Meng Meng breath, Ji Yanzhi will go directly to wake up Xiang Shaolong who is buried in the imperial tomb? Although brothers can't be few, but a happy wife is hard to come by.

Thinking of this, Ji Yanzhi suffocated for a while and couldn't help his tongue. "As you said Xiang Shaolong, it is the eternal life pill, then my queen, brothers Meng Tian and Meng Yi, and even Yue Zhang Mengwu, General Wang Jian, and son Fusu should wake up like you Xiang Shaolong. "

Xiang Shaolong was stunned for a moment, still insisting on his own opinions. "I still think it has something to do with the prolonged life given by the immortal, otherwise, have my majesty and I have reached a broken void?"

Ji Yanzhi turned to stare at Xiang Shaolong intently, for a long time, curled his lips and chuckled lightly. "Perhaps you and my martial arts have really reached the stage of breaking the void."

The high-ranking person who listened to the argument, Yi Xiaochuan, was dumbfounded, and he kept saying "fuck, fuck" in his heart to describe his agitated mood.

"Your Majesty, Master, maybe your realm hasn't reached the point where it's broken and void, it's just..." Yi Xiaochuan pondered his vocabulary and said: "Maybe it's just the realm of the great master, and it hasn't reached the stage of consummation yet."

Gao Yao nodded violently, obviously agreeing with Yi Xiaochuan's statement.

Xiang Shaolong was lost in thought, but Ji Yanzhi said: "No matter what, I, Xiang Shaolong is alive now, not a zombie or a mummy."

Ji Yanzhi said this honestly, after all, they are alive. So the reason why only the two of them are alive and regaining their youth is not so important. Just knowing that they are alive and that no one dares to make trouble is the most important thing right now.

Ji Yanzhi narrowed his eyes slightly and asked, "Returning to the previous question, what is the value of the strange feeling? A foreboding that something will happen?"