Crash, I am in a pre-civilization

[Considering the small shadow brought by Deli silly, let's first have a small entertainment program to ease the mood]

"Entertainment, it's not bad." Mo Xiu smiled.

"yes, yes." Everyone nodded, it was really time for their brains to cool down. It's really scary that Deli is stupid.

[Zhang lantern is colorful, the lantern of the plum blossom shell is full of fire, and the video appears in a room with a strong atmosphere of Shenzhou. ]

It is in a festive atmosphere.

Otto, dressed as an outrageous bishop, and Rita, the maid, stood in the center of the room.

In front of the two of them was an unpretentious Huanghuali table, with a simple and old stereo on top.

"TEST, TEST, the device connection is normal."

Rita checked the connection of the stereo, after all, the facilities that Lord Bishop had obtained in the medieval market in order to set up the festive atmosphere, there was a bit of a problem with the connection.

"So, Rita, what about Interim Host One?"

The sound from the stereo was very loud, and Otto nodded in satisfaction, then frowned slightly, and scanned the room with his gaze.

What about interim host one? The program has all begun, and I actually dare to be late at the invitation of the Bishop of Heavenly Destiny, I am afraid that this year's salary is not wanted.

It seems that he feels that there is a big crisis in his small money, and a rush of footsteps comes from far to near.

After slamming the door, a white-haired ball rushed in, covering his knees and panting, looking burning.

"Clams... You... You guys, I'm the interim host... Bishop Otto? And Rita?!

After a slight pause, Kiana raised her head to apologize and introduce herself, and when she looked at the appearance of the two people in front of her, she was stunned.

These two goods are in the opposite camp with themselves, right?

"I smell the conspiracy."

Kiana's little face was unusually serious.

"We are the program team, the staff of 'Bishop's Mind Radio'."

Sensing Kiana's wary gaze, in order to keep the show going smoothly and to prevent Bishop Otto from taking the opportunity to deduct her salary, Rita briefly explained their identities.

It is very simple indeed. It was so simple that Kiana was even more skeptical.

Tesla: "That is, after Otto took a bath in the first month, there was the New Year's Mind Radio, are the resources of your destiny so excessive?" Will there still be Otto's assassin training in the future, Otto's New Year's lottery, and Otto's cooking class?

"Tesla, the big forces always like to engage in ritual behavior, and the destiny of heaven is not exempt." Einstein's 'goodwill' explanation of destiny.

Anti-entropy and destiny are old friends, and as a friend has the opportunity to kick a kick, shouldn't you kick it?

[Entertainment Q&A Question 1: In Bishop Otto's New Year Special - Bishop's Mind Radio, where did Teresa's firecrackers blow up? [

A: The kitchen of the lawyer of rice - "Pots and pans, listen to my orders!"

[B: ME headquarters - "My heart hurts so much that I can't breathe... Wait, this is no longer my family's property? Put it on the table. [

C: Raven's loan villa island - "Island! My island!

[D: Yae Shrine in Yae Village - "O man born from Honkai, I ask you, are you my enemy?"

"Probably, but, Teresa, you're your age, and you still play with firecrackers?" Himeko's eyes were a little strange.

Although your mental age is not much different from your surface age most of the time, playing firecrackers in the New Year, your identity is not very suitable! !

"It was about a long time ago, when I was younger." Teresa didn't care, as long as she wasn't embarrassed, it was someone else who was embarrassed. "And who is still every child."

"And it's not important, the important thing is that since I can remember, I have never watched my grandfather and held a mind radio."

Rather, with Otto's thoughts and ideas, his mind radio station is either low-end and cheesy for fun, or it is Gotham's training column.

"If little Teresa wants to, grandpa doesn't mind running a session for you." The disappearance of the front and rear worries, so that now Otto can be said to be very idle, except for things about the lawyer, he cares. The rest is just a fish.

This is a beautiful thing.

"Forget it."

"ME headquarters ... When I was a child, I always hoped that my father would take him with me to work, and now, alas..."

"Speaking of which, the last video call, father, his hairline..." Raiden Bud Yi was thinking about how to give his old father medicine.

"What's going on with option C! This is aimed at me! This must be aimed at me! Watching the appearance of option C, the raven let out a groundhog-like bark.

The raven is about to collapse, and one after another tells her that something will happen to the island, and finally runs to the island, and this damn dog space plays himself the picture of losing the island in a parallel world at every turn! Can it still make people live well!

"What is the law of rice? The lawyer of new varieties? "Pado scratches his head, isn't this name a little pulling for the standardizer!

"The lawyer of food, is it when he binds up humans and can't move, cooks in front of each other, and starves each other alive?" Kiana's mind opened.

“..... There should be no such lawyers! This should be the nickname of a certain lawyer. "Ji Zi patted her forehead, with such a student, she really felt so tired.

“..... Speaking of lawyers, it seems that there is really one in our academy. Mo Xiu clapped his hands.

At this time, Kiana also remembered the words she had heard when she attacked Bud Yi at night. What 'one shovel and two breaks', 'Liang Shan Bo into the cloud dragon thunder and lightning bud ginseng', 'the emperor of the dark culinary world' and so on.

Among them, "Pots and pans, listen to my orders!" She remembers it very clearly, after all, the slap after that really hurts. Thinking of this, she couldn't help but touch her cheek, a certain name's phantom pain.

“..... Bud coat, bud coat! I am hungry! When will we open the meal ♪~! Alicia raised her little hand. That's the rice made by the Rice Lawyer!

"Abominable! Damn pink hair! That's the rice that Bud Yi made for me! "No matter what the phantom pain is, I must not let this pink and hairy fat woman steal the house!"

"Ms. Teresa, if it were you, where would you choose to blow up?" Ignoring the fight between the two, Himeko asked Teresa.

"Raven's villa island? Not to mention whether I will be bored to run into the sea and bomb the island during the new year..." Raven

has already begun to send knives all over the screen, I believe that as long as Teresa does blow up her house in the parallel world, she will be greeted with a gorgeous knife.

Teresa chose to touch Judas behind her from her heart, and suddenly the confidence came.... A little, forget it, or don't tease the older aunt on the verge of madness!

"Let's just say option A, kitchen, no matter how I say that I will not play with bombs in the room, as for the headquarters of the Bme Society, no one will let me bring bombs in, I think it should be the higher probability of D, after all, the shrine does not seem to prohibit firecrackers."

"So, it should be D!" Teresa came to a conclusion after her analysis.

[Teresa Apocalis submits the answer, choose D]

[Answer correctly. 【

"Cut, the slot is full of names, is there afternoon tea here?"] "Not only is there no afternoon tea, but if you don't do well, you have to deduct wages."

Kiana hugged her chest with disdain and snorted coldly, and spoke in a proud tone, wanting the show to go smoothly, now you beg me Otto!

In the face of the host's ignorance, Otto backhanded the powerful suppression, and the effect was outstanding.

"Huh? Black-hearted enterprise....,"

Kiana complained with a small mouth, but did not dare not comply, after all, Saint Freya was still under the control of Heaven's Mandate on the face.

"Eh, remember the script, there can be no mistakes in today's program."

"Hmph, isn't it just reading the text, SOEASY

-" "Kiana is as confident as Lord Bishop-"

After the three exchanged a few pleasantries, the program soon began.

Rita came backstage and controlled everything about the show.

On the stage, host Otto and temporary host Kiana No. 1 looked at the camera with a business-style smile on their faces.

The BGM of the guzheng came from the room, and in line with the rhythm, Otto spoke first.

"Every life is a wonderful story."

"Tell your story and share every moving moment."

"Fight for the good of the world, hello everyone, and welcome to the Bishop's Heart Radio."

"I am Bishop Otto Apocalis."

"I'm Kiana Kaslana - today, it's New Year's Day, and it's also the first day of the radio program-" "That's

right, the new year and new atmosphere, I hope that Mind Radio can take advantage of the momentum of the new year and

continue to run prosper-" The second half of Otto sang, Kiana became the host is not a waste, also sang along with the lyrics.

"Red-fiery-trance-forehead..." [

Don't add words-]

Unfortunately, the act of adding drama was stopped by Rita in the background, and Kiana coughed a few times and suddenly threw out a new topic.

"Ahem, may I ask why Bishop Otto wants to start broadcasting the Mind Radio?"

"I want to hear everyone."

"Eh - can't you hear everyone's voices standing on the street?"

"As the Bishop of Destiny, I have lost too many opportunities to communicate with everyone. But here, I believe that more voices can be heard, and with those voices, I believe that I can build a better world for everyone. "

Otto, who intends to welcome the arrival of Honkai into the world, a serious nonsense, if not forcibly held back, Kiana would have sprayed long ago, but still couldn't help but complain.

"That's because the headquarters of the Mandate of Heaven is built in the sky, the signal is not good, you can't hear the sound on the ground, and you have long told you to be grounded."

"New Year's Day is a day of reunion, and I envy Kiana for hearing the voice of her family."

Otto is not covered, and suddenly selected Kiana's pain point attack, the effect is very outstanding, Kiana's killing intent instantly condensed into substance, but the tone is still sweet.

"Hmm - as soon as I heard the sound of Bud Yi, and her bento, I was excited at once!"

The corners of Kiana's mouth tugged, and her terrifying expression suddenly turned red, as if it was filled with the sour smell of lily dog food.

"By the way, Bishop Otto, where is your family?"

Originally, Kiana needed to raise her head to look directly at Otto's face, but at this moment, Otto seemed to feel that Kiana was looking down at her.

From life winners' contempt and oppression of single dogs.

Otto's fist hardened. Emotions

are Otto's pain point.

"Kiana is unexpectedly bold!" Looking at Kiana, who brought a powerful mental attack to her boss on the other end of the video, Himeko only felt that Kiana was so bold.

"yes! This is completely unconcerned about the feelings of food and clothing. "Raven means that the other party is awesome.

[In the face of Kiana's jumping face taunt, Otto activated the skill, and the disaster was brought to the east. "My granddaughter is very naughty and always had tantrums with me when she was a child."

He raised his hand to support his forehead, revealing a helpless expression, looking like a Teresa at home, like a bear child.

"What's the tantrum?"

"Ah - she stole a lot of firecrackers and then set them off next to the heavy weapons depot of Destiny, which is really too dangerous."

To Kiana's curiosity, Otto said simply.

Suddenly, Kiana's expression froze, and the picture of the eldest aunt igniting next to the collapse cracking bomb with small eyes full of wisdom seemed to appear in her mind.

Poof-she showed a sneer, and teased in her mouth: "Oh, I also want to set off firecrackers, it's too much to set off firecrackers like this... Forehead.... Stimulated.

Kiana teased, but was interrupted by Rita in the background, and had to replace the description with a relatively soft word, although it was just as bad.

"Is this the S-class Valkyrie Teresa!" Himeko tactically leans back to indicate that he has known his boss for the first time, so iron.

Alicia: "Even Mebius would not have thought of such a method of setting off firecrackers in the underworld!" "

Why do you still bring personal attacks, can't you afford to play!

"Bastard, I won't be so boring! That's not me! "

As long as people with a little brains don't put firecrackers next to the heavy weapons depot, are you stupid for me to be Deli?!"

"That is, Auntie, you will do this when you are bored?" Kiana brought her eyes and pinned her bow.

"Ki Ya Na!" Teresa smirked angrily and pulled Judas from behind. Whether I can't lift Judas, or are you Kiana floating.

Rita: "Lord Bishop, in the secret archives of the Mandate of Heaven, it is indeed recorded more than once that you used the Mandate of Heaven arsenal as fireworks to make Lord Teresa laugh.

Otto frowned, feeling that things were not simple.

"Amber, did you remember all this useless information? Delete them all.

Amber: "Those are your fond memories with Lord Teresa, and I want to save them for the last moment of Destiny as a tribute to my suffering." "

It's Amber's little insistence.

As the secretary of the bishop, Amber, the first person under Otto's seat, helped Otto clean his tail and feet, not once or twice, it was just a reverence and admiration for Otto, she had long been rotten.